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Doof: Peter the Panda, my old arch enemy.
Perry: ... grrrr *I thought I was your arch enemy?*
Doof: I have a life outside of you, Perry the platypus .
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Perry: *signing* My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss, what should I do?
Monty: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Carl: Tackle him!
Peter: Dump him.
Doof: NO to ALL of those! Just ASK ME to LEAN DOWN!
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Vanessa: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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In which Phineas’ obliviousness can absolutely work in Isabella’s favor from time to time. They’re in love, your honor, case closed. 🥰
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Phineas, setting down a card: Ace of spades!
Ferb, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Buford, slamming a Pokémon card down: Seaking, I choose you!
Baljeet, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Phineas: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Candace: I’m saying you’re an optimist. Same thing, really.
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Candace: Ughhhhh! You guys are DRIVING ME INSANE!
Awkward pause
Phineas: Check that off the list, Ferb.
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Phineas and Ferb with no context
“The problem with you is, you’re completely delusional!”
“I am?”
“Sure!”
“Hey, Candace. Working on your cackle?”
“Don’t gloat, Perry the platypus, it’s not becoming.”
“You gave her your nerd word? Now you only have two left!”
“Candace, it’s FREEPO. Bye!”
“A little some we learned from the diarrhea inator debacle, eh Perry the platypus?”
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Phineas: Candace?
Candace: Yeah, Phineas?
Phineas: Candace Nuts fit your mouth?
Candace: Mom!
Phineas: Buford, i admit it, your joke you said is kinda...
Buford: Lame? Nahhh, I found it on Tumblr.
Phineas: Candace nuts? Who is the person who made pun between Candace and Deez nuts?!
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Buford climbing the Christmas tree to put the Star on top: I did it!
Buford, realizing he can’t get down without the tree falling over: Shit
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Phineas: Okay, truth or dare?
Ferb: Truth
Phineas: How many hours have you slept this week?
Ferb:……
Ferb: ...Dare
Phineas: Go to bed.
Ferb: I don’t like this game.
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Ferb: feminine urge this and Masculine urge that. The only urge I have is going feral
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Doofenshmirtz: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
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Poofenplotz: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Perry: How late were you up last night?
Pinky & Stacy, in tandem: Me?
Perry: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Perry, to Vanessa: You.
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