Vanessa: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Phineas: I told Candace that her ears turn red when she lies.
Ferb: Do they?
Phineas: No.
Ferb: Then why did you tell her that?
Phineas: Because I can do this.
Phineas: Hey Candace! Do you love us?
Candace, with her hands over her ears: No.
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*Snowing*
Buford: did you use gel in you hair again? What happened to the curls?
Baljeet: huh? Oh no, apparently the winter makes my hair go flat
Buford: oh
*later*
Buford beating the snow with a shovel while mumbling aggressively: Give. Him. His. Curls. Back. You. Bitch
Baljeet and Isabella watching from a distance: He can’t get any weirder I swear
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Phineas: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Candace: I’m saying you’re an optimist. Same thing, really.
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Stressed
Isabella: Did you know kissing reduces stress and anxiety?
Phineas: Oh? Huh. That's neat-
Isabella, leaning towards him: You look stressed.
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Agent Double OO: You seem like a decent citizen, Breaker. What led to your incarceration?
Breaker: I aided and abetted a robot rebellion.
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Phineas: Ferb used to hide people's shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you. One day Candace's friend came over and Ferb hated her. When it was time to leave, he handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only "helped" her.
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Doofenshmirtz: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
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Poofenplotz: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Perry: How late were you up last night?
Pinky & Stacy, in tandem: Me?
Perry: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Perry, to Vanessa: You.
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Perry, finding an unconscious Dennis: Oh, please be dead.
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Stacy: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.
Carla: Because I barely know you?
Stacy: Fine, message received.
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Perry as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!
Perry now: I can’t wait to go to bed.
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Carl: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Monty: You're drinking orange juice.
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Perry: While you were caught up in your heterosexuality, I studied the way of the blade!
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