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#incorrect pnf
captainwaffles · 5 months
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Phineas: Okay, truth or dare?
Ferb: Truth
Phineas: How many hours have you slept this week?
Ferb:……
Ferb: ...Dare
Phineas: Go to bed.
Ferb: I don’t like this game.
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incorrect-owca-quotes · 2 months
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Vanessa: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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incorrect-owca-quotes · 9 months
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Doofenshmirtz: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
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Poofenplotz: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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incorrect-owca-quotes · 2 months
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Perry: How late were you up last night?
Pinky & Stacy, in tandem: Me?
Perry: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Perry, to Vanessa: You.
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Perry, finding an unconscious Dennis: Oh, please be dead.
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Stacy: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.
Carla: Because I barely know you?
Stacy: Fine, message received.
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incorrect-owca-quotes · 7 months
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Perry as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!
Perry now: I can’t wait to go to bed.
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incorrect-owca-quotes · 2 months
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Carl: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Monty: You're drinking orange juice.
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incorrect-owca-quotes · 8 months
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Perry: While you were caught up in your heterosexuality, I studied the way of the blade!
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incorrect-owca-quotes · 2 months
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Perry: Hi, who's this? Pinky changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Peter: What's mine?
Perry: Dwarf.
Peter: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Perry: Oh, hey Peter.
Peter: FUCK!
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incorrect-owca-quotes · 2 months
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Vanessa: What are you planning to do?
Stacy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!
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incorrect-owca-quotes · 2 months
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Monty: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Carl: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Carl: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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Lyla: So, I heard you like bad girls… I time travel in Animal Crossing.
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Monogram: So, Agent P and Agent P.
Monogram: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto…
Peter: We had a bad day.
Monogram: And… MURDER?!
Perry: It was a pretty bad day…
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Perry: It’s too early in the morning for this.
*sent at 11:57 AM*
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