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Perry, finding an unconscious Dennis: Oh, please be dead.
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Stacy: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!
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Norm: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.
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Roddenstein: Dude, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed.
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Contraction: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Monogram: Heck.
Contraction: You're on thin fucking ice.
Contraction: Oh no-
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Perry: I'm allergic to death
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Manny: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Sergei: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Manny: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Sergei: Somehow that's worse.
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Stacy: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Carl: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Stacy:
Stacy: *sobs*
Vanessa: You fucking scared them, you idiot.
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Dennis: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say!
Roddenstein: You should say something else.
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Monogram: Acronym is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.
Carl: Okay, did you talk before they got upset?
Monogram: ...yes?
Carl: That's probably it.
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Herman: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Newton: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Herman: Because we're out of doritos.
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Doofenshmirtz, admiring a sleeping Perry: You’re so cute.
Perry, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Doofenshmirtz, lovingly: I know.
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Vanessa: What is the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?
Monty: Exchange it for a hundred copper, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
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Maggie: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration.
Harry: Are you okay?
Karen: Did you actually just ask them that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?
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Stacy: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.
Carla: Because I barely know you?
Stacy: Fine, message received.
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Lyla: So, I heard you like bad girls… I time travel in Animal Crossing.
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Planty: *Talking to Pinky* Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me.
Terry: But this is my abode.
Planty: ...
Planty: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest.
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