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Ferb: feminine urge this and Masculine urge that. The only urge I have is going feral
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Perry: *signing* My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss, what should I do?
Monty: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Carl: Tackle him!
Peter: Dump him.
Doof: NO to ALL of those! Just ASK ME to LEAN DOWN!
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In which Phineas’ obliviousness can absolutely work in Isabella’s favor from time to time. They’re in love, your honor, case closed. 🥰
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Vanessa: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Phineas, setting down a card: Ace of spades!
Ferb, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Buford, slamming a Pokémon card down: Seaking, I choose you!
Baljeet, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Phineas: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Candace: I’m saying you’re an optimist. Same thing, really.
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Candace: Ughhhhh! You guys are DRIVING ME INSANE!
Awkward pause
Phineas: Check that off the list, Ferb.
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Phineas and Ferb with no context
“The problem with you is, you’re completely delusional!”
“I am?”
“Sure!”
“Hey, Candace. Working on your cackle?”
“Don’t gloat, Perry the platypus, it’s not becoming.”
“You gave her your nerd word? Now you only have two left!”
“Candace, it’s FREEPO. Bye!”
“A little some we learned from the diarrhea inator debacle, eh Perry the platypus?”
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Phineas: Candace?
Candace: Yeah, Phineas?
Phineas: Candace Nuts fit your mouth?
Candace: Mom!
Phineas: Buford, i admit it, your joke you said is kinda...
Buford: Lame? Nahhh, I found it on Tumblr.
Phineas: Candace nuts? Who is the person who made pun between Candace and Deez nuts?!
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Isabella: You wanna kiss?
Phineas: Hm?
Isabella: Th-the candy, I mean! (Starts eating nervously) They’re, like, my fourth favorite way to eat chocolate.
Phineas:
Phineas: Isabella, that’s a Snicker’s bar.
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Buford: When have I ever done anything rash or reckless?
Baljeet: I have a list.
Phineas: Mine is by date.
Ferb: Severity.
Isabella: Mine’s color-coded!
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Lawrence: I knew this day would come. Kids, there’s something I have to tell you.
Phineas: GASP, YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER?!
Lawrence: HOW DID YOU GUESS?!
[After a small pause, Phineas and Lawrence start cracking up while Ferb and Candace just look at each other slightly confused]
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Phineas: What does “take out” mean?
Baljeet: Food.
Isabella: Dating.
Buford: Murder.
Ferb: It can be all three if you’re not a coward.
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Stressed
Isabella: Did you know kissing reduces stress and anxiety?
Phineas: Oh? Huh. That's neat-
Isabella, leaning towards him: You look stressed.
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Buford: I’m an idiot.
Baljeet:
Phineas:
Ferb:
Isabella:
Buford:
Baljeet: If you are waiting for us to disagree with you, this is going to be a long day.
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