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irlwakko · 1 year
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lirhyapetitpain · 11 months
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A Bold Bluff When you're an evil mastermind but the weird dumbass pharmacist outsmarted you
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1544cimn · 6 months
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OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS AJAJAKSLSHAK
I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED!!!!!
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tigersycamore6210 · 1 year
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A very weird question—what pop culture characters could *technically* kill Macbeth?
Requirements:
-cannot be a boring answer of “a woman” or “MacDuff” or “Inanimate objects”
-cannot be an non-anthropomorphic animal
-the funnier the better
“A ‘man’ not of woman born” is what the basic criteria are, btw
EX: Doofenshmirtz, Artemis Fowl (post book 8)
Help me out in what will probably be one of the stupidest projects of all time.
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shima-draws · 7 months
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oakdll · 3 months
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phineas and ferb is genuinely so funny. my taste as an 8 year old was impeccable
there’s a scene in excaliferb of malifeshmirtz (doof) walking down a spiral staircase, and he tells a story that is completely nonsensical because whenever he goes behind the stairs his voice gets muffled. the first two times it’s a funny gag, but the third time he mumbles behind the staircase and exits saying “and that’s what i said because i had a gag on my mouth” and that is genuinely the funniest shit oh my god
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dooffirmations · 2 years
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thedailyplatypics · 9 months
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People who have never watched Phineas And Ferb please explain this scene
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someone who has never watched phineas and ferb guess what is happening here
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favcharacterpoll · 6 months
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QUARTERFINALS MATCH TWO: CECIL VS. DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ
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Cecil Propaganda:
"Cecil is not only the Tumblr sexyman, he is the first gay protagonist of a podcast that most of us have ever heard. From the very first episode he was unashamedly queer and no one has ever called him out or given him shit for being gay. He is a gay Jewish fashion disaster who is the mouthpiece for an incredibly bizarre town and plays the whole “this horrifying thing is completely normal”thing so well. If Cecil wasn’t there, I think a lot of people wouldn’t have felt so accepted for just being who they were. Cecil is an inspiration and the queer podcast rep we all deserved as we were growing."
"he’s gay. he’s a dilf. he’s ageless. he has been since there’s was nothing and he’s still here after the world ended. he can summon music. his mother is a oracle his father is a tree. his cat is a man who got cursed and also has wings a stinger and poison??? he thinks a tutu and crocs is formal wear and has talked to god and she said ‘I love you. I’m sorry’. he’s definitely guilty of manslaughter from negligence"
"this is the website Night Vale built!"
☠Matt Damon, Eda Clawthorne, LL!ZombieCleo, Aelita Schaeffer, Razputin Aquato, c!Wilbur Soot☠
Dr. Doofenshmirtz Propaganda:
"i wanna rotate him so badly. i want to hold him up like he is my own child. i love this man"
"dr doofenshmirtz is transgender source: trust me"
☠Red, Callie, Percy Jackson, Waymond Wang, Miles Morales☠
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enteringdullsville · 7 months
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The fact Charlene knows who Norm is has me convinced that she fully knows about Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. and that the only reason she doesn’t take Vanessa’s initial concerns seriously is because it’s Heinz.
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Semifinals (B):
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forgottenpnffacts · 2 years
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Doof is broadly invested in the PnFverse’s music scene.
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wait-for-it-next · 4 months
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First part of many more to come…
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You stand in a well lit room, across from you there is a long-faced man wearing a white coat
PERCEPTION [Legendary: Fail] - It looks like the sort of thing a pharmacist would wear, maybe you’re at a pharmacy? Or this rehab Kim is always gushing to you about?
LOGIC [Medium: Success] - No, there’s no way this is a pharmacy. There isn’t any medication or cabinets anywhere. In fact there’s very little furniture in the room
HALF LIFE [Godly: Success] - Somewhere, somehow, beyond the pale you feel thousands of eyes all fixated on you. They want something but you aren’t sure what. They seem judgemental
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - Forget about all that nonsense Harry baby! This man is CLEARLY a pharmacist and pharmacists all hold the keys to the candy-colored kingdom! Why don’t you ask him what sorts of prescription medications he could hook you up with? He looks like a man who likes to party…or could at least USE a party 
HORRIFIC NECKTIE -- “OOOH! ASK HIM IF HE HAS ANY HAND SANITIZER -- WE WAS ZOOTED OFF OUR BOLLOCKS LAST TIME HARRY MY BOY!”
LONG-FACED PHARMACIST: “Ah Harry Du Bois how unexpected that you would be my final opponent….and by completely unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!”
LONG-FACED PHARMACIST: “Ah but it is no matter, as you are the perfect final test subject for my ULTIMATE creation: The DOOFENSWEEPINATOR! With this device I’ll take over all polls and brackets in the TRI-STATE AREA!”
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - Tri-state-area: a term that is indicative of but not necessarily in reference to a metropolitan area that spans the borders of three states, although it has also often been used to refer to large metropolitan area that cover up to 4 and sometimes only 2 actual states
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: Fail] You have no idea what a state is however, so the term itself may as well be a nonsense word
COMMUNIST SPIRIT: The only state that matters to you Harry is the state of workers’ liberation! Which is abysmal as usual.
SHIVERS [Challenging: Success] - Whatever this man is talking about you’re fairly certain it isn’t Revochal
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