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Velma: Doctor: $140k. Furry artist on Patreon: $160k a year.
Bugs: I tink you're lowballin the furry art amount t'be honest.
Velma: Apolgies for the inaccuracies DOCTOR YIFF.
Bugs: No matter how I respond to dis, I don't look good, well played doc.
Morty: Well people who draw furry art are typically more competent and courteous then your average doctor, so I can see that.
Velma: Did you SERIOUSLY just tell me that a person who draws WOLF ASS is more competent then someone who went to medical school for 8 years to give you a lung transplant?
Jake: Doctors are BULL. SHIT. and furry artists provide an infinitely more valuable service.
Velma: YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS.
Harley: Look, I'm a doctor, but it took the Arkham doctors like ten years to diagnose what was wrong with me. Some insisting I was faking for attention. While a furry I knew just went "That sounds like poisoning from unsafe prolonged exposure to laughing gas" and he ended up being RIGHT.
Batman: Please don't call me a furry.
Harley: Plus I can't go up to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge The Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?
Rick: You could if you weren't a FUCKING COWARD!
#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#dc#batman#harley quinn#rick and morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#velma scooby doo#scooby doo#velma dinkley#adventure time#jake the dog#looney tunes#bugs bunny#source: coolfrogdude#source: @pukicho
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Wanda: I am cold,
Wanda: I am careless,
Wanda: I am dangerous.
*ding*
Wanda: Ooh! My unicorn cupcakes!!
#wanda maximoff#marvel#avengers#incorrect marvel quotes#mine#incorrect wandavision#incorect quote#incorrect multiversus quotes#mvm#remilia scarlet
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Velma: My God.. You've gone mad with power!
Marvin: Of course i've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring! No one listens to you!
#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#looney tunes#marvin the martian#scooby doo#velma scooby doo#velma dinkley#source: the simpsons
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Bugs Bunny: *Running with Velma, Harley, Garnet and Diane* Now lady's and gents it's time for a special lightning round! Today i'm running around Gotham City with a pack of wild lesbians!
#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#batman#dc#harley quinn#bugs bunny#wonder woman#looney tunes#velma dinkley#scooby doo#garnet#steven universe
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Taz: *growls*
Jake: GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH
Harley: It don't bite.
Jake: YES IT DO.
#incorrect multiversus quotes#multiversus#jake the dog#harley quinzel#harley quinn#taz#tazmanian devil#adventure time#dc#batman#looney tunes#tasmania
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Rick: So you're NOT going to try to conquer us?
Marvin: No, the space child talked me through the situation AND helped me get to the root behind my deep seated desire to conquer the planet!
Rick: God damnit Steven! Stop making alien conquerers boring!
Steven: Make me!
#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#rick sanchez#rick and morty#steven universe#looney tunes#marvin the martian
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Harley: One day you're going to look back on this and laugh.
Rick: I can assure you, for the rest of my life. Everytime I think back on this moment, I will personally warp to Gotham and smack you.
#source: phineas and ferb#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#dc#batman#harley quinn#rick and morty#rick sanchez
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Batman: Do you have ANY idea what's going on out there?!
Rick: Judging by your outrage, id say someone is *urp* having fun.
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Bugs Bunny: I've tangled with Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam and Marvin The Martian. This 'Joker' guy is nuthin'.
Steven: But those were cartoons, and this is real life!
Bugs Bunny: (*Aside Glance*) Don't tell him, he might crack.
#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#looney tunes#bugs bunny#steven universe#source: animaniacs
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Rick: Sucks how they forced you into *urp* Anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, like you don't love smoking weed
Bugs: To be fair doc, I also loved taking money for starrin' in anti-weed propaganda in the 90's, and den usin dat money to buy more weed.
#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#looney tunes#bugs bunny#rick and morty#rick sanchez#source: pregnantseinfeld#source: clayablog
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Steven: Would you betray a freind for personal gain or profit?
Rick: Profit
Rick:... Oh sorry I thought that was multiple choice.
#source: pearls before swine#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#steven universe#rick and morty#rick sanchez
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Harley: Well I can tell you what Steven smells like. MINT.
Rick: Is that what that smell is? It's giving me a headache.
Steven: Guys, I haven't had that many mints!
Harley: STEVEN, THERE ARE THREE EMPTY MINT TINS AT YOUR FEET.
Steven: *mouth full of mints* m-ke it 5.
Rick: Steven stop! That is a comical amount of mints!
Steven: M-ke it -ix!
Harley: Steven you're worrying us!
#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#dc#batman#harley quinn#steven universe#rick and morty#rick sanchez#source: sonic twitter takeover 5
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Bugs Bunny: Stuck in an elevator because Harley decided to jump?
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Bugs Bunny: Shaggy's had three panic attacks in 10 minutes?
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Bugs Bunny: Batman hasn't said a thing since we got stuck?
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Bugs Bunny: Taz's being immature and yelling the whole time?
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Bugs Bunny: Steven has just been listening to music and calling his moms?
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Bugs Bunny: Finn has to pee so bad he might get a bladder infection?
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Bugs Bunny: Arya is the one we're gonna blame because she's a minority?
Everyone: FUCKING MINT!
(Source: TikTok)
#submission#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#bugs bunny#looney tunes#taz#harley quinn#batman#dc#finn the human#adventure time#steven universe#shaggy#shaggy rogers#scooby doo#arya stark#game of thrones#thanks for the submission!
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Superman: Okay big guy, I know swimming is fun but we should probably get you to bed.
Iron Giant: No. The Lake is fun.
Superman: Giant, get out of the lake. It's bedtime.
Iron Giant: ..... Bite My Shiny Metal ***
Superman: GIANT!
Batman: You see, this is why letting him hang out with Harley was a bad idea
#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#dc#batman#harley quinn#superman#the iron giant#futurama#bender#bite my shiny metal ass
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Harley: Can't you just go all Anime on them?
Steven: Those are plot driven powers, I don't know how to activate them!
Harley: Man.
#source: amphibia abridged#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#dc#batman#harley quinn#steven universe
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Harley: I am ALWAYS down to destroy a bitch with some nice hard wood! *throws baseball bat over shoulder*
Rick: Heh. *urp* that's what she said.
Harley: That's what who said? Wait. What BITCH is talking shit about me!
#multiversus#incorrect multiversus quotes#dc#batman#harley quinn#rick and morty#rick sanchez#source: helluva boss
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