Cop: sit on that chair, this is an interrogation
Sigyn, whispering: deny everything
Loki confidently: that isn’t a chair
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Sigyn: Would you love me if I were a worm?
Loki: You've been practicing your shape-shifting? Show me!
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Loki: *running into the room* Sigyn just said she doesn't love me anymore!
Odin: What?!
Sigyn: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across yggdrasil just so you can punch Baldr in the face.
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Loki: Thor asked for a favour and, in the spirit of goodwill, I agreed.
Sigyn: What did you get out of it?
Loki: Nothing.
Sigyn: What did you get out of it apart from nothing?
Loki: Money.
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Sigyn after meeting Loki for the first time: I am no longer Pan. My orientation is now Lokisexual Lokiromantic.
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Loki: Why do you hang out with me?
Sigyn: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me!
Loki: …
Loki: I feel a bit sorry for you.
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Centuries into marriage, Sigyn does something cool
Loki: Sigyn, I don't want to freak you out, but I think I love you.
Sigyn: I know, but it is nice to be reminded now and again.
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Thor: Are you sure you don't want to come to the meadhall with me?
Loki: Let's see... Go to the meadhall with you and watch you get drunk or go home and lick the sigils Sigyn has drawn in chocolate off her naked body...
Thor:
Thor: You're going home to Sigyn.
Loki: OF FUCKING COURSE I'M GOING HOME TO SIGYN.
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Loki: Sigyn and I absolutely do not have nicknames for each other.
Thor: Oh? What do bees make?
Loki: Honey?
Sigyn (from the other room): Yes, dear?
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"Can I swear?"
ROR Logyn incorrect quotes
I missed drawing the skrunklies!! Poor siggy..
Original by: @incorrectnorse-quotes
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Loki, drunk: THERE’S NO PROBLEM I CAN’T CREATE!!!
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Loki: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Sygn: AS ENEMIES?!
Loki: ...
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Loki: I'm using differential equations to perfect the chocolate chip cookie.
Sigyn: *takes a bite of a cookie* Needs bigger chips.
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Loki : Thor !!!! i’m going on my first date ever with Sigyn , but i have no idea what i’m supposed to do !?!?
Thor : well, you can try to show her your interest or try to impress her with something, just don’t scare her of ok, just be yourself
Loki : ok thanks ! got it !
Loki * later that night to Sigyn *
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Thor: What did Odin name you the Goddess of?
Sigyn: Fidelity
Loki: 😳 ❤
Thor: (to Loki) HAHAHA, You hear that? You're such a rachet ass bitch, just putting up with your dumb ass makes someone worthy of being the goddess of that!
Loki: 🤬 (ง •̀_•́)ง
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Loki: Give me a little sugar, baby.
Sigyn:(Hands him a piece of candy) 🍬
Loki: That's what I'm talking about.
Later...
Sigyn: Could you give me some sugar, love?
Loki: (kisses her)
Sigyn: ...
Sigyn: You ate all the candy didn't you?
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