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live-from-flaturn · 8 months

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Kim: I would kill for you.

Chay: I already have.

Kim: What.

Chay: What.

Big, from the corner: And I hid the body. I mean... WHAT.

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sugarcodedrena · 5 months

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Chay: So P'Kim, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Kim: Idk, seasoned? Chay:... Right. Well, have you seen the latest avengers movie? I was thinking we could watch it tonight, at my place? Kim: Chay, you shouldn't waste money on keeping the TV on for that long. You're a student and live alone, electricity isn't cheap.

Chay: ...... Right right. Forget about that. There's this nice little party tonight, would you like to go with me? It's-

Kim: Porchay, you're too young to party! Unless it's a pg13 party." Chay: FOR GOD'S SAKE P'KIM, I AM TRYING TO GET YOU TO HAVE A DATE WITH ME AND THEN RAIL ME TO NEXT FRIDAY.

Kim: D-Date? And then- what? Rail you? Porchay, I don't do human trafficking- What?" Chay: ......... What do you think railing is, P'Kim?" Kim:

Chay: ... Shut up and kiss me.

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apathetic-tortoise · 3 months

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Kim, at an awards show: First of all, I would like to thank Porsche, my brother-in-law, for telling me I wasn’t going to win and so not to bother to prepare a speech. From the bottom of my heart, most sincerely, fuck you

Porsche: *Very proud of himself*

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pepsi-pinacola · 9 months

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Chay: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Kim: I get up at 5:30

Chay:

Chay: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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guzhufuren · 1 year

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Porchay: *hangs 200 pictures of Wik on his wall*

Porsche: isn't it difficult enough to be born poor? and now you're gay?

#uh sorry i'm pretty sure porsche is super accepting but. this is all i could think about #moonlight chicken #kinnporsche #kinnporsche incorrect quotes #kimchay #kimporchay #mine

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tinysandwichstudent · 8 months

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Kidnapper: we have your brother-in-law

Tankhun: which one

Kidnapper: uh cute, has fluffy hair, is a cinnamon roll and is currently telling us about how awesome his Hia is?

Tankhun: Oh that's Chay... Good luck when Kim gets there

Kidnapper: wha- *gun shot noises*

Chay: P'Kim :D

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songtaegguk · 1 year

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KP braincells and their use. (PT. 1)

Kinn : Has 2 brain cells, one of them is doing tax evasion and the other is staring at Porsche's ass.

Porsche : Has 2 brain cells. Uses none, shares 1 with Pete.

Pete : Has 2 brain cells. One is repressed horny, other one is shared with Porsche.

Vegas : Has 2 brain cells. One is angsty-emo teenager-murderer-psycho and the other loves Pete, Macau and his hedgehogs.

Kim : Has 2 brain cells. Got tazed off. No other explanation for him leaving.

Chay : Has braincells. Uses them all.

Tankhun : Has exactly 3.1416 braincells, refuses to use any.

Arm : Has braincells. They do all the work for others so he has none working for him.

Pol : What are brain cells??? Do they jail your thoughts??? Like prison cells???

Pt.2

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lilitblaukatz · 4 months

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KinnPorsche as not so random song titles

+ bonus:

#no macau or big sorry #kimchay #kim khimhant theerapanyakul #kim theerapanyakul #vegas theerapanyakul #vegaspete #vegas kornwit theerapanyakun #porchay pichaya kittisawat #kinn anakinn theerapanyakul #porsche kittisawasd #porsche pachara #chan kinnporsche #gun theerapanyakul #kinnporsche #very incorrect quotes #korn theerapanyakul #tankhun theerapanyakul #pete phongsakorn saengtham #pete saengtham

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crookedkingdomruinedme · 10 months

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Porchay: I've decided to assign Kim a new brother

Porsche, confused: okay?

Kinn, offended: w h a t

Porchay, slamming down Kinnporsche marriage certificates for Porsche: It's you Hia, sign the fuck up

#and that's how kinnporsche got married folk #porchay has been watching kinn and porsche fumbling with rings for months #and has also seen how good Porsche was for Kim's antisocial feral behaviours #and put two and two together #and was like #“thats it. I've had enough.”#khun is in on the idea btw #he was the one who arranged the certificate #kinnporsche #kinnporsche incorrect quotes #kimchay #porchay #porchay pichaya kittisawat #kim kimhan #kim #kim kimhan theerapanyakul #kinnporsche funny #kinnporche the series

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somnas-writes · 10 months

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Pete to vegas: my hands are cold, you should hold them

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Chay: my hands are cold

Kim grabs them immediately

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Porsche: yo my hands are fucking cold

Shoves them against Kinns neck

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reishad20 · 2 years

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kimchay

Chay: W-who do I shoot?!

Kim: Him! He's the clone!

Clone Kim: No! He's lying! Remember? I love you.

Chay: *shoots the clone*

Kim: What the-

Chay: 'I love you' doesn't sound like something you'd say to me

Kim: Ok, WOW-

#kinnporsche incorrect quotes #kinnporsche #kim theerapanyakul #porschay kittisawasd #kim x porschay #kimchay #kinnporche the series #high-key based off of the events of episode 11 #you had one job kim

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live-from-flaturn · 1 year

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KimChay Memes for Tea!

Happy almost-party-time to my babiest clown, @just-slightly-chayotic. Here are some textpost memes made especially with you (and our fellow Clowns) in mind!