Oli, running back from getting the map: *falls on the ground*
Oli: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
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ETN incorrect quotes cause i watched season 1 in a day.
Tim: remember guys, if you dont sin a little Jesus died for nothing!
Eva and Oli: NO.
Lele: What's the word for horny but not in a sexual way? Like I'm horny for halloween but i dont want to fuck a pumpkin lol.
Matt:... you mean excited?
Joey: well well well, if it isn't all those people i killed.
Tim: Who decided it was ‘emotional baggage’ and not griefcase???
Collen: What do you have to say about all those people you killed?
Joey: oops.
Tim: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Sierra: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
(He did; in fact, do two of those things)
Lele: I'll speak French between ur legs
Justine: The hottest thing i ever been told
Sierra: I'm just imagining someone yelling "BONJOUR" at a penis
Tim: SACRE BLEU MADAM VAGNIA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
Lele: TITTY CROISSANTS
Glozell: None of you shouldn’t be having Sex.
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Aaah okay hope this is okay to send through ask but I really wanted to say I adore all your Mattothy headcanons and incorrect quote work for the etn fandom like,,, you're really keeping the tag alive and all your stuff is always a blessing to see? I love your blog and just had to say it
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Safiya, in the cell: Trapped. Caught like a rat in a trap. I can't sleep. These dark, dank walls are closing in. I call to you, the spirits of the cell, save me! Save me! How long has it been? The days turn to months...
Rosanna: ....
Veronica, standing outside: it’s been eight minutes, do you want some booze?
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The Sorceress: Fools! I've lured you all here to play the deadliest game! Hahaha!
Liza: *Nodding* Knife monopoly.
Andrea R.:
Joey:
Destorm:
Jesse:
Alex:
The Sorceress: ...I was actually going to send my lieutenants after you, but now I'm actually more curious as to what Knife Monopoly is.
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Alex, about Jesse when he and Destorm get taken away: Shhhhhh. Let him be a dumbass.
Tana: No! He has a gun.
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Safiya, when she first saw the Killer Clowns: To quote the roadrunner, Meep-Meep, motherfucker!
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Roi: Guys.....we need help!
Joey: What? Are Nikita and Manny twerking on the carousel?
Roi: Worse. Much worse.
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Joey: All I did was kill Glozell, is that really such a crime?
Oli:
Oli: Yes?!
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Rosanna, about Mortimer: He was turned to stone.
Matpat: Turned to stone? Talk about being statuesque!
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Rosanna: Do you ever wonder why we're here?
Safiya: One of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or are there really Gods, watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, but it keeps me up at night
Rosanna: What? I mean why are we here, in this jail cell?
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Joey: World domination is the prerequisite to obtaining gay rights worldwide.
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Season 2, Episode 1:
Dorian: Feel free to party in here for a bit. Let loose, mingle, eat, drink, be gay!
Tyler: Already doing that last one.
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