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Danger mouse incorrect quotes part one
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2484
Mouse Madej strikes again. (Dialogue from tumblr.)
#watcher#ghost files#ryan bergara#shane madej#arthur conan doyle#ghoul boys#incorrect quotes#marks and rec misc#source: tumblr#it's dangerous to go alone#capslock#the great mouse detective
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Ghost: What exactly are you doing in my spare mask?
Soap: Trying to get out!
Ghost: Why are you wearing it, in any case?
Soap: Well, it's like this, LT. Now, promise--promise!--you won't laugh.
Ghost: All right, I promise.
Soap: Well, it's just that you're so big and heroic and strong and I'm not. And I though that if I tried on your mask, it might make me FEEL big and strong and everything--and "burn the world" like you do and that sort--you said you wouldn't laugh.
Ghost, covering his mouth: Nooo n no i'm--i'm no--not laugh--laughinngg, Jo-Johnny!
#submission#source: danger mouse#Ghost is trying not to laugh but Gaz is howling without restraint#call of duty#cod mwii#modern warfare ii#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#incorrect quotes
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Maul: Loook into my eyes... You are going... into a deep deep sleep...
Jesse: No I'm not
Maul: Yeeess you arrre...
Jesse: No no not really, please, 'cos I'm not at all sleepy
Maul: ARGH! Yes you are! *bonks him on the head*
Jesse: Oh! Yes... I am...
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Gabriel: Try be good while I’m in prison… and if you can’t be good, try not to turn the world into a pink balloon and pop it
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I am kicking down the DOOR for your barbies. Let's have ... 🕷🪤 for Evander let me put my line cook with him it'll be hilarious aaaand 🎭✏️ for Agustin!
Evander
SPIDER - what is their biggest fear? do they have any irrational / mundane fears?
Being wrong, especially about himself. He is a bit of a black and white thinker and when he makes up his mind about something, he digs in his heels about it. He perceives his world view as immutable and when something major he believes is proven to be incorrect, he is liable to spiral. You can guess how well he took realizing after years of planning his life around it that he doesn't actually enjoy cooking professionally (or the gender issues lmaooo)
MOUSE TRAP - what will always lure them into certain danger? a loved one in danger? a promise of something they are always searching for?
It's easier than it probably should be, though his life doesn't provide much opportunity for true danger these days. Loved ones or even casual friends in danger, fulfillment of ideals, even just the promise of a really good time is enough.
Agustin
MASKS - do they act differently around certain people? what's different between the way they act around friends, family, strangers, etc.?
While Agustin isn't exactly a well of outward emotion, he is far more likely to relax, show his feelings, or crack jokes around close friends. Cres can even prod him to talk about his emotions on occasion. People he doesn't know well tend to think he's cold or unfeeling, though friends see him as quiet but good company. He's decent at masking and seeming semi-approachable if needed around strangers, but it takes a lot out of him.
His mother is the only person he acts reliably vulnerable with and his comfort level is tangible.
PENCIL - is there a particular quote / lyric that you associate with them?
There are a thousand and one, but lets go withhhh
When I run through the deep dark forest long after this begun
Where the sun would set and the trees were dead and the rivers were none
And I hope for a trace to lead me back home from this place
But there was no sound, there was only me, and my disgrace
Wolf by First Aid Kit
#thank you for the ask!#yesss line cook gang lkjsdf#modern au agustin is fun because he hasnt had the same training and thus hes not quite as good at disguising his emotion or lying#ask#oc posting
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Danger Mouse:*sneaks into Danger Moth's room* WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!
Danger Moth: Ugggh...Mouse.
Professor Squawkencluck:*pops out of the bed* For peck sake!
Danger Mouse:*holds back a laugh as he leaves the room*
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Penfold: Chief, where do I put this timebomb so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?
Danger Mouse: Out the window, there's nothing but strangers out there
#source: sam and max hit the road#danger mouse#incorrect danger mouse quotes#incorrect quote#penfold#ernest penfold
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Penfold: Chief! We're about to crash into the sun!
Danger Mouse: yes, but it's going to look so awesome!
#source: the lego movie#danger mouse#penfold#dm#ernest penfold#Squawky's lame jokes#incorrect quotes#incorrect danger mouse quotes
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Weiss: *singing* She's the greatest!
Penny: *also singing* She's fantastic!
Ruby: *blushing at the praise*
Both: Wherever there is danger, She'll be there~!
Penny: She's the ace!
Weiss: She's amazing!
Both again: She's the strongest, She's the quickest, She's the best: Ruby Rose, Ruby Rose, Ruby Roooooseee~! *some sort of weird pose aiming at Ruby*
Ruby: Aww, thanks you guys. I think you're pretty great too!
#frosen steel#category: incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#shitpost#source: the danger mouse intro theme#kinda#rwby
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Incorrect Danger Mouse Quotes part 2
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incorrect quotes from whatever i like cause its my blog
shellington: c a p t a i n
captain: son of a bitch shellington its 3 in the morning wha-
*baby vegimal babbles*
shellington: im a single dad at 25 i dont know what to do h e l p
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leslie: ew straight ppl
kwazii: im offended that you would even ASSUME i was straight let alone that anyone on this orange fucker was straight
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captain: you three have all of us worried
*peso eating a fucking cali reaper*
*leslie going ham on the jalepaños*
*shellington drinking spicy ginger beer*
"why?"
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penfold: darling what are you doing?
danger mouse: using unhealthy coping mechanisms to deal with my PTSD
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pinfold: so hows it been with dm?
penfold: my husband, his wife, girlfriend and i are going to see if i can invite my girlfriend over for dinner
pinfold: *windows error sound*
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Squawkencluck: morin-
*toaster on fire*
danger mouse: good morning my love :D
Squawkencluck: penfold can you?
penfold: i already made a bloody mary for you
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thea: i regret buying you that blender
trap, drinking toast: thats rude
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Geronimo: trap im banning you from being left unsupervised
trap: cuz im a fully grown mouse i can handle myself
Geronimo: oh really? TELL ME WHY IS JESS FIGHTING THE FUCKING DEMON YOU S U M M O N E D???
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transphobic principal: you need to use the girls bathroom
Benjamin: im not a girl though, my uncle will hear about this discrimination
transphobic principal: first off detention, and second off whats your uncle gonna do?
Geronimo, on tv after hearing this: this just in-
thats all folks
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Valeria, to her cat: Now this is most interesting, isn't it, my little fluffy one?
Diego: Sure is, sweetie pie.
Veleria: Not you, puta. Cleo!
Diego: What's so interesting about her?
Valeria: No! Maldito idiota! It's not Cleo that's interesting.
Cleo: *gets fluffed and upset*
Valeria: Ohhhh no no my pretty pet, of course you are interesting.
#submission#val should have some cats i think#source: danger mouse#I imagine her having a tiger or something and talks about it like a housecat#call of duty#cod mwii#modern warfare ii#valeria garza#incorrect quotes
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SOMEONE WHOSE USERNAME IS FROM A FANDOM I USED TO BE IN JUST POPPED UP IN MY NOTES MY PAST HAS COME TO HAUNT ME THIS IS THE END-
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King: And so we come to the end of another load of…
Toroko:
King: …another amazing adventure.
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Munkustrap: Macavity may have defeated me, but at least Old Deuteronomy is safe!
*As Old Deuteronomy is being kidnapped*
Old Deuteronomy: Don't blame yourself son.
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