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Stuff DM has totally said
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Penfold: Chief, where do I put this timebomb so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?
Danger Mouse: Out the window, there's nothing but strangers out there
#source: sam and max hit the road#danger mouse#incorrect danger mouse quotes#incorrect quote#penfold#ernest penfold
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I know I haven't posted here in a while, but this is so important to me. Please help. I am literally begging.
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If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.
On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.
Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.
But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.
What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.
Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:
https://saveyourinternet.eu
Also, sign and share this petition:
https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial
We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.
#SaveYourInternet now!
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Mod Katie is an ass
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Yo, this is for my art project: anyone got like, a comfort item to help during stress?
Please share, maybe add a photo of it, if you can.
I’ll share mine:
This smol DM I keep in my pocket for good luck.
I need to print, cut and stick the photos by Friday, so this is until early Thursday morning, if you can.
(Or, this can continue as a positity thread later, which would be rad and awesome)
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Danger Mouse: Have a safe flight
Professor Squawkencluck: I have no say on the matter
Danger Mouse: Die then
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Jeopardy Mouse: I'm from the land of the free and home of the brave...
Professor Squawkencluck:Scotland!
Jeopardy Mouse: No, America
#source: chicken run#danger mouse#incorrect danger mouse quotes#incorrect quote#professor squawkencluck#jeopardy mouse
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Colonel K: Danger Mouse, I heard about the mission, well done!
Danger Mouse: Thanks, dad
Danger Mouse: Why is everyone staring at me?
Penfold: You just called the Colonel 'dad', you said "thanks, dad"
Danger Mouse: No I didn't, I said "thanks, man"
Colonel K: Do you see me as a father figure, DM?
Danger Mouse: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me
Professor Squawkencluck: Hey, show your father some respect!
#source: brookyln nine nine#danger mouse#incorrect danger mouse quotes#incorrect quote#colonel K#penfold#professor squawkencluck
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Danger Moth: Danger Mouse, the math thing usn't the problem: The night shift is keeping you abd Penfold apart, you two just need to bone
Danger Mouse: Excuse me?
Professor Squawkencluck: Don't say it again!
Danger Moth: I said you two need to bone
Danger Mouse: HOW DARE YOU-
*5 minutes later*
Danger Mouse: BONE!
*10 minutes later*
Danger Mouse: What happens in my bedroom, Moth, is none of your business!
*21 minutes later*
Danger Mouse: BOOOONE!
*41 minutes later*
Danger Mouse: Don't ever speak to me like that again.
Professor Squawkencluck: Why did you do that?
Danger Moth: He was pent up about it, now he knows
#source: brookyln nine nine#danger mouse#incorrect danger mouse quotes#incorrect quote#penfold#dangerfold#danger moth#professor squawkencluck#had to do thus iconic scene
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Danger Mouse: Penfold, you had a crush on me? How embarassing
Penfold: Chief, we're married
Danger Mouse: Still!
#source: parks and rec#danger mouse#incorrect danger mouse quotes#incorrect quote#penfold#ernest Penfold#dangerfold
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If you start the Danger Mouse (2015) theme at 11:59:22pm, it will end at 12:00am (if my calculations are accurate).
Start your new year right.
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Happy new year!
(It's not quite 2019 here yet)
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#mod katie đź’–#this blog is one of the few things mod katie has done this year that has been successful/ she's proud of#not a quote
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Danger Mouse: I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you
Jeopardy Mouse: Thanks. And if I might return the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less irritating.
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Count Duckula: Handcuffs? Wow, you're kinky...
Danger Mouse: First off, I'm a secret agent. And secondly, you're being placed under arrest
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Baron Greenback: Look, you seem nice
Count duckula: Thank you
Baron Greenback: I have no room in my life for people like that
#source: sabrina the teenage witch#danger mouse#incorrect danger mouse quotes#incorrect quote#baron von greenback#count duckula
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Penfold: Our first year as a married couple and we're still in love
Danger Mouse: In your face, those who said we wouldn't last a year!
Jeopardy Mouse: I stand by my wedding toast!
#source: the simpsons#danger mouse#incorrect danger mouse quotes#incorrect quote#ernest penfold#jeopardy mouse#dangerfold
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Penfold: You're my best friend, chief. Last year we shared a toothbrush
Danger Mouse: I was not aware of that
Penfold: We did
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Danger Mouse: How British people shower.
Danger Mouse: Same as you, idiot
Danger Mouse: we get nice and wet, then we get the teabags
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that one i sent is from home movies.
No worries, m8, just added the source.
Thanks for the quote
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