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wearepurplejackets · 2 years

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❌ Incorrect Bonten Manji~ ❌

Ran: Fast! Fuck, Marry, Kill - Me, Mikey and Rindou.

Sanzu: Easy. Fuck you, marry Mikey of course and kill Koko.

Koko: What the Fuck- I wasn't even an option!!!

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simpforchuchu · 2 years

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*Ran starts screaming*

y/n: wait, what is going on?

Koko: Mikey changed teams

y/n: so?

Koko: Since he's not partnered with rindou...

y/n: no what I don't understand is why isn't Kakucho the one screaming...

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incorrectbonten · 2 years

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when in doubt, ask koko

Rindou, randomly: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Koko: How am I supposed to know?

Mochi: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of this occult.

Koko: *sighs*

Koko: You wouldn't be trapped.

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optimisticplb · 2 years

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Sanzu: “I can’t stand the statement ‘It’s okay not to be okay’. Cause I don’t know if you’ve ever not been okay the same way that I’ve not been okay but that was not okay.”

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gabytodd · 2 years

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[haruchiyo’s first day as a lawyer]

judge: so, who will you be representing, mr. sanzu?

haruchiyo, throwing up gang signs: the streets, your honor.

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rozcdust · 1 year

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Bonten Incorrect Tweets

pt. 5

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maehemthemisfit · 2 years

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Y/N: I'm tired of your bullshit!

KISAKI: I'm tired of your bullshit

Y/N: Then fucking leave then!?

KISAKI: I'll fucking leave, tf is wrong with you?

KISAKI: I'll beat everybody tf up in here-

MIKEY: Who? Beat who up? *Puts dorayaki down*

KISAKI: Oh, no- Not you bruh...

DRAKEN: Hah? Then WHO??

CHIFUYU: Aye bruh, who tf is you gon beat up bro. who?

BAJI: Yeah, that's what im tryna figure out, who you finna beat up?

ANGRY: That's what tf we tryna figure out

SMILEY: Who tf he gon beat up??

MITSUYA: Bro, who is you talking bout?

KISAKI: No... no, I-I wasn't talking bout none of yall

IZANA: Man i heard you said you was gon beat up everybody ass in here, who bitch?

KISAKI: No no, not you Izana-

SOUTH: THEN WHO? You said everybody in here, you aint talking bout me.

KISAKI: Yo chill-

RINDOU: Ain't no chill bro who tf is you talking bout?

RAN: Awh wait, this bitch said he gon beat up everybody in here? BITCH WHO?

Y/N: YEAH BITCH, WHO? WHO TF YOU GON BEAT UP???

TAKEMICHI: AYO, yall figure out who he gon beat tf up? who? WHO BITCH?

EVERYBODY SURROUNDING KISAKI: WHOOO WHOOOO, WHOO BITCH??

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joonipertree · 5 months

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Listen I claim the title of bonten's princess right?

Cuz *gestures at bonten tattoo in middle of my chest* and *gestures at my whole cute self*

But ya know how often time in fics...that entails sitting on mikeys lap during meetings........

Yeah dude I have ADHD and while it's often the inattentive type, my guy I would not be able to sit still.

So it would be like...yes I'm bonten's princess...but you better gimme a fidget spinner during these meetings. Actually no, fuck that, idk if thatll work..

Imma need a puzzle or a sketchbook and I'd just be on mikeys lap like

*poke*

"hm?"

"do you love me?"

Or I'd just listen in on the meeting and randomly just give silly answers to their not so silly questions.

"what should we do with them, boss?"

"have you tried tickling them?"

........

"listen I'd tell you guys anything if you try and tickle me"

*Mikey tickles me with a deadpanned Expression*

*I'm violently tryna run away*

I end up getting my own corner in the meeting room, like with snacks and my watercolours and ipad and puzzles.

If Mikey is tired, he'd come and eat the snacks and stare at me while I try to solve a puzzle.

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cornymiebhie · 2 years

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Mochi: Where's Y/N?

Takeomi: I don't know

Kakucho: Where could she be?

Mikey: Find her Koko

Kokonoi [shouts]: Hey Y/N, I'll give you my black card if you stop hiding!

Y/N [muffled voice from a distance]: For real?!

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creamyychann · 2 years

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Scenario from @imk1ra

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bluerskiees · 1 year

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Mental illness — Tokrev incorrect quotes

Mikey: Isn't mental illness weird? It's buy one, get seven free.

Izana: I didn't even want one, the orphanage director made me buy it.

Y/N: Mine was a family heirloom.

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sanzusslutt · 6 months

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Sanzu: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

*silence*

Sanzu: Damn, y'all depressed as fuck

Rindou: You didn't clap either-

Sanzu: That's not the point.

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ask-the-insect-hashira · 10 months

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*Y/n walking in Bonten's meeting room with some papers*

Y/n - Okay, it says that someone here crashed a car while being chased by the police because he was suspicious of illegal drugs, who was it?

*cricket noises*

Y/n - Okay, we all know it was Sanzu, but I at least tried to not be prejudiced

Sanzu - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

*All of Bonten turns to look at him and Mikey raises an eyebrow*

Sanzu - Okay, I did it.

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oddshroom · 2 years

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Tokyo Revengers Incorrect Quotes ft. GN!Y/n

Mikey: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

GN!Y/n: Mikey, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Izana: I’m going to take you out

GN!Y/n: great, it’s a date!

Izana: I meant that as a threat.

GN!Y/n: See you at five!

Kokonoi: I actually have a black belt.

GN!Y/n: In what, karate?

Kokonoi: No, from Gucci.

Rindou: You know those things will kill you, right?

GN!Y/n, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Ran, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Sanzu: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Rindou: Why is GN!Y/n so sad?

Ran: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Rindou: And...?

Ran: They got Sanzu.

Ran: GN!Y/n isn’t answering their phone

Kakucho: I’ll call

Ran: Sanzu and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

GN!Y/n: Hello?

Everyone else: 😐

Sanzu: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Mikey: Alright.

Sanzu: TraitorSayWhat?

GN!Y/n: Excuse me?

Sanzu: What?

GN!Y/n:

Mikey:

Sanzu: No wait-

Kakucho: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

GN!Y/n: Several traffic violations.

Sanzu: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Rindou: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Ran: Also, that’s not our car.

Emma: Why are your tongues purple?

Mikey: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

GN!Y/n: I had a red one.

Draken: oh

Draken:

Draken: OH

Takemichi:

Takemichi: You drank each other's slushies?

A/N: Can some send requests on bonten or toman like crack, wholesome, comfort, I’m trying to heal from the pain the manga bestowed. Like they can be platonic if you want, just send your thoughts and I’ll write them 🙏

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optimisticplb · 2 years

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Rindou: “WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!”

Ran: “Girl whatchu mean?”

Rindou: “YOU ATE MY CHINESE FOOD!”

Ran: “I absolutely did not.”

Rindou: “There we’re 2972 grains of rice.”

Ran: “Okay and?”

Rindou: “AND NOW THERE’S NONE!”

Ran: “I didn’t do it!”

Rindou: 😤

Ran: “Okay fine I did it.”

Rindou: “I hate you…”

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gabytodd · 2 years

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kisaki: *breathes*

yn: do you ever stfu??

chifuyu: what did he do?

yn: bitch gon’ breathe.

takemichi: he stay doing some annoying shit.

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