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Interviewer: Mr. Skarsgard, why did you play in such a bullshitty movie like Allegient? 😔😔😔
Bill: Because Hollywood is sweet.
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Bill Skarsgard: Also, money is sweet.
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mammamiaincorrect · 1 year
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harry, at starbucks: can i get a venti vanilla latte with, uh, seven espresso shots. sam, in line behind him: jesus christ, just do cocaine.
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shari-berri · 2 years
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Director: “For the next take, Bill, move slightly to your right.”
*Bill Hader scoots right*
Director: “No! Not you, Bill…the other Bill!”
*Bill Hader shuffles back into his previous position as Jaeden Martell/Lieberher moves right*
Director: “No, no, no! Not the character Bill!”
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rottengirll69 · 5 years
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me standing outside my moms room at 4am scared to tell her ive peed the bed
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fairytozier · 4 years
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stan: hey richie. did it hurt?
richie: wh-
stan: when you fell from someone’s asshole into the toilet water, you piece of shit
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cardiganloser · 4 years
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Pennywise: I will kill you!
Bill: L-L-let me ask Stan
Pennywise: no that isn't-
Bill: He s-s-said no
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Bill: Pennywise is dead
Pennywise, 27 years later: Stop telling people I'm dead
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scottishoctopus · 4 years
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Bootstrap Bill: Sometimes you can be a right arsehole!
Davy Jones: Only sometimes? I am disappointed. I must up my game.
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i can't believe that the losers killed pennywise in the same fucking way peter, wendy and the lost boys defeated capitan hook
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tyrilofstarfury · 5 years
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richie: you sloppy bitch
pennywise: “MOM THEY’RE BEING MEAN AGAIN!”
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eddiefrogbrak · 6 years
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Richie: You punched me in the face, you made me walk through shitty water, you dragged me into a fucking crackhead house! And now... I'm gonna have to kill this fucking clown.
Pennywise:
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Me, the interviewer: When I was little, I thought the Moon followed me wherever I went.
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Bill Skarsgard: Oh, there is literally only one person in the world that can follow you with their eyes, though standing still; wherever you are in the room.
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Alex Skarsgard: I understand that my lil bro's Mona Lisa. 😎😍
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mammamiaincorrect · 1 year
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sophie: where's sky? sam: around. sophie: around? sophie: you don't have a clue, do you? sky, dropping down from above: did you know there's a space above the ceiling?
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tozierslosers · 6 years
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Ben: Hey, help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a six-letter word for disappointment.
Stan: Richie
Ben:
Ben: It fits...
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thekidsofneibolt · 6 years
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Eddie: I am death! I am destruction! Fear me!
Ben: You are literally the youngest in the group. Your voice is still cracking.
Eddie: Fear me, fool!
Richie: You should listen to him. I know for a fact that this one can bite off a mans hand with no hesitation. I've seen it happen, and let me tell you. It's terrifying knowing that this tiny raisin can easily kill a man.
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huffleboo-blog · 7 years
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Richie: Yeah, we might be best friends, but I would kiss you if you asked.
Eddie:*blushing* What ?
Richie: *also blushing* What ?
Mike: *eating popcorn in the background* He said he would kiss you if you asked !
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