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#incorrect agggtm quotes
coffeeinthebackpack · 7 months
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Pippa,at some point of time: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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astro-likes-tea · 3 months
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Jamie: Can you play Hello kitty again please please please ple-
Stanley, opening his laptop: I should've let you kill me.
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incorrect-pipravi · 7 months
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Jamie: What’s something you guys are better than Pip at?
Cara: Mario Kart.
Connor: Yeah, video games.
Ravi: Emotional vulnerability.
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neekins · 11 months
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AGGGTM as things said in my class pt.1
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Elliot Ward: You really should take notes. I mean if you were smart like Connor.
Connor: I dunce. Wha' wrong with you?
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Pip: Yes? No?
Max: I DO NOT KNOW!!
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Pip: Can you put on the light?
Ravi: I am your light.
Pip: Please put on the light.
Ravi: I AM YOUR LIGHT.
Cara: But you dull tho.
Ravi: *Bombastic Side Eye*
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Cara: I already have a sugar daddy.
Cara: *Points at Connor*
Cara: Now I need a sugar mommy.
Pip: *Gives her M&Ms*
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Teacher: Which means you must get rid of your childishness.
Connor: *Making a paper puppet* 👁👄👁
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liquidsnace · 3 days
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WEREWOLF WEDNESDAY BUMP!!!
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If anyone is looking for a good Wenclair Discord server that has a good 18+ section then may I suggest this FANTASTIC one by @celticwolf55
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Also PLENTY of Jenna Ortega and Emma Myers talk / simping and we’ve recently opened up sections for all of their projects for those two pookies
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➡️🔗 ➡️LINK - discord.gg/thTxhDaqZK
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st4rry-sh4rkz · 1 year
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agggtm incorrect quotes:
Pip: Last week, Ravi tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
Ravi: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.  Pip: That’s a snake.
Ravi: What is your favourite mythical story?  Pip: The Story Of My Will To Live.  Ravi: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.
Pip: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?  Ravi: Make lemonade!  Pip: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own shit.
Pip: You’re drunk.  Cara: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Pip.
Cara: How would you like your coffee?  Pip: As dark and as bitter as my soul.  Cara, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Conner: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...  Pip, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?  Conner, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
Pip: My life is a mess.  Cara: Pip relax, go get a beer.  Pip: I don’t want a beer.  Cara: Who said it was for you?
Cara: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
Ravi: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.  Pip: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Pip: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-  Ravi: I wrote you a poem.  Pip, already crying: You did?
Ravi: Pip and I got married!!  Cara: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
Ravi: Are you ready to commit?  Pip: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Pip : The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
*Pip teaching Cara to drive and taking Ravi along for the ride*  Pip: That's a pothole. To the left!  Cara: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*  Ravi, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.  Cara: I don't think that's how the song goes.  Pip, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.  Cara: Country Roads.  Ravi: To the place.  Cara and Ravi in unison: I Belong!  Pip, crying harder: What the fuck?
Pip : Ravi, you love me, right?  Ravi: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
Pip : So what do you have planned for the future?  Cara: Lunch.  Pip : No, like long term.  Cara: Oh...um, dinner?
Pip : Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.
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asexualslutsworld · 2 years
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a good girl’s guide to murder!!
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coffeeinthebackpack · 5 months
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Pip: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.
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coffeeinthebackpack · 6 months
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Pip : Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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coffeeinthebackpack · 6 months
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Pip : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Ravi : All the time.
Pip : Then you should be used to it by now.
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astro-likes-tea · 3 months
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*Stanley, trying to fit a whole mattress through the bathroom door*
Jamie: I literally just asked for a blanket.
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incorrect-pipravi · 9 months
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Hello, everyone! Team Ravi and Pip is my current hyper-fixation and I’ve noticed there isn’t any content for them, so I decided to make this account. And if it’s not clear from my username, I’m gonna post incorrect quotes for everyone’s favorite team!
I’ll use the tag #agggtm spoilers if any of the posts I post contain spoilers so you can block the tag if you haven’t finished reading the books or you are waiting to watch the series!
I post headcanons under the tag #pipravi headcanons and fics under the tag #pipravi fanfic and reblog fanarts under #pipravi fanart
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