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incorrect-pipravi · 8 months
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Pip: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Ravi: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Pip: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.
Ravi: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… 'Hey! I love you!'
Pip: I guess you’re right. Hey Ravi, I love you.
Ravi: See! Just say that!
Pip: Holy fucking shit.
Ravi: If that flies over his head then, sorry Pip, but he’s too dumb for you.
Pip: Ravi.
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coffeeinthebackpack · 5 months
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Pip, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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astro-likes-tea · 3 months
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*Stanley, trying to fit a whole mattress through the bathroom door*
Jamie: I literally just asked for a blanket.
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ususjw · 1 month
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Ant & Lauren: Just watch your ass Pip
Pip: Fuck u
Ravi: Plus, how does one watch their own ass anyway? I mean, we need someone to watch it for us, right Pip?
Pip: You seriously want me to check you out right now?
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softie-rain · 2 months
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Pairing: Coriolanus Snow/Sejanus Plinth
Tags: possibly ooc - takes place two years before canon - coryo is weirdly nice - idk guys this is so lovesick and fluffy I'm not used to it
Summary: Having a crush on the handsome boy you share classes with has got to be the most embarrassing thing to happen to someone. Like, seriously: how do you hide it without failing? Or, Sejanus Plinth is caught staring at Coriolanus Snow during class.
Notes: inspired by the headcanon @incorrect-pipravi sent, which you can find here. Was supposed to be a small drabble and instead ended up 2k words (which is shorter than what I usually write anyway.)
Also damn I haven't posted my writing on tumblr since FOREVER it's been ages fr. So this is your reminder that other than bitching about coryo and sej I also write
you can read it on ao3 here
Sejanus kept staring at his reflection in the mirror, fixing his hair. He wasn’t one to usually care about his looks, as long as he looked decent enough to go out in public. But lately he felt like had to be at his best, even going as far as thinking of wearing his favorite sweatshirt (the blue one Coriolanus gave him for his fourteen birthday, he had been the only one to show up at the party he had organized), but the weather was definitely too hot for that one. Besides, the uniform was mandatory at the Academy.
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“Sejanus, why are you still here? You have to hurry if you don’t want to be late!” His mother entered the room, looking at him with worry. Sejanus turned with an apologetic look.
“Don’t worry ma’. I’ll be fine.” He said. Mrs. Plinth nodded and walked over to him, patting him on his back.
“You look perfect, darling. I’m sure this secret girl you seem to like so much will adore you!”
“Ma’!” Sejanus heavily blushed, gently pushing his mother away in embarrassment. The old woman chuckled, smiling at her son.
“There’s no need to be ashamed of it. Everyone has their first crush at some point.” She said, trying to reassure her son. Sejanus wanted to laugh. Of course his mother didn’t know. There was no way she could have found out on her own, and he never said anything. She was convinced Sejanus was in love with a girl from the Academy, and he surely wasn’t going to be the one to break the news to her that said girl was actually Coriolanus Snow.
He wasn’t sure his ma’ would have minded actually. She thought Coriolanus was a good boy, and even his father appreciated him. Yet Sejanus had never told them the truth, and he wasn’t going to. Whether out of shame, or fear, it didn’t matter.
Sejanus shook his head, ignoring his mother’s comment. “I better get going now or, as you said, I’m going to be late. See you later ma’.” He said, waving at her as he walked out of the apartment.
After the short drive to the Academy he ran up the stairs rushing to get to class, even if there was no need to. They had assigned seats, he knew he'd end up sitting next to Coriolanus either way. But he also wanted to chat before class started, and Coryo always seemed to arrive awfully early, for some unknown reason.
When he finally got in the room he smiled upon noticing the curly haired boy with his head down in the textbook, probably revising for the lecture of the day. Coriolanus was a perfectionist like that, always studying, making sure everything he did was excellent, especially when it came to the Academy and his studies. Sejanus was pretty sure he had never failed one single class.
Clemensia Dovecote hadn't either, but she didn't put in half the effort Coriolanus did. Coriolanus Snow always worked much more than what was required, sometimes Sejanus wondered if it was because he wanted to be better than everyone else. Or maybe he just craved academic validation.
Either way, Sejanus thought it was extremely attractive. When he was always so carefully focused in class, and Sejanus so carefully focused on him. The way he'd bite his lip when he tried to get a particularly difficult subject, his small frown when he didn't understand something. A barely perceptible one, that he tried to hide to not show that he was confused but that Sejanus could see anyway. If he paid as much attention to the lesson as he did to Coriolanus he'd probably ace every class he took.
But Coriolanus was much more interesting than whatever Mrs. Click could ever blather about, right?
“Morning Coryo.” He greeted him, sitting next to him.
“Morning.” Coriolanus replied, without looking up from his book.
Sejanus bit his lip, trying to think of something to say to keep the conversation going. “What are you reading?”
“History of Panem.”
“You don't need to revise, I'm sure you'll do great as always.” Sejanus told him, smiling, thinking he'd complimented him. But Coriolanus sighed.
“That doesn't mean I'll stop studying for the exam.” He replied coldly, probably annoyed Sejanus interrupted him. So he nodded and left him to read, at least until Professor Demigloss arrived and started his lesson.
Sejanus tried to pay attention, he really did, but his eyes were drawn in as if by magnets to Coriolanus’ beautiful blonde curls that so gracefully fell on his face. Sejanus observed as he moved them away, his blue eyes focused on the board in front of him. He also noticed as Coriolanus started chewing on his pen while listening to Demigloss’ - rather boring - explanation.
Sejanus found himself wondering what it would have been like to kiss him, to have those lips on his. Would he have bit down on Sejanus’ lips the same way he was biting down the pen? Would he have been rough, or sweet and soft?
He always assumed Coriolanus was a rough lover, but he couldn't know for sure, maybe he would-
“Mr. Plinth, I believe the board is here and not where Mr. Snow is sitting.”
The professor's voice made him snap out of his lovefool trance, and Sejanus’ head immediately turned to face Professor Demigloss, who looked rather annoyed. He felt his cheeks grow warm, and he knew he was probably the same color as his Ma’ tomatoes when they were mature. He muttered an apology and looked down at his notes-less book, too embarrassed to meet anyone's eyes.
He could hear his classmates snicker, and he knew they wouldn't easily make him forget this. But, gosh, the worst were Coriolanus’ eyes on him.
Sejanus could basically feel his gaze, burning like his stare alone was setting him on fire, and he wanted nothing more than to get up and leave the room.
The rest of the class went on painfully slowly, Sejanus could have sworn it lasted hours. As soon as Demigloss dismissed them he instantly got up, packed his bag and left, ignoring Festus calling for him and rushing out before anyone else could make fun of him. Especially Coriolanus.
Truthfully he didn't think Coriolanus would. He never joined in with the others - especially Festus and Arachne - when they talked about him behind his back or made fun of him, ever since they were kids, so he didn't see why he'd start now. Either way, Sejanus couldn't stand the confrontation to test his assumption.
He tried to ignore Coriolanus the best he could the rest of the day, and he thought he managed. But then Coryo stopped him at the Academy entrance, right when he was about to leave once all of his classes were over.
“Sejanus? Can we talk?”
Sejanus shrugged, trying to play it dumb. Maybe if he pretended nothing happened Coriolanus would forget about it. “S-sure. About what?” He said, praying his voice didn't sound as high pitched to Coriolanus as it did to him.
“Uh, the history project we have to do? I thought maybe we could work on it together.”
Sejanus sighed in relief, covering it with a cough. He cleared his throat before raising his eyebrow. “History project?”
Coriolanus nodded. “Yes. Professor Demigloss talked about it today in class. Or were you too busy staring at me to pay attention to him?” He asked, grinning.
Sejanus started blushing, his eyes widening as his mind tried to come up with some excuse or at least a way to get out of that situation. His palms were getting sweaty and he could feel the panic rising up in his chest. “Oh, uhm, no. Obviously, I was listening. I was-”
“Sej relax. I'm just teasing.” Coriolanus interrupted him, his grin only growing wider. “So? What do you say about the project?”
Sejanus thought it was weird how Coriolanus didn't seem to mind it, but definitely didn't complain. If his friend was cool about it, then he was going to be as well. He nodded, avoiding eye contact. “Of course.”
“Great. It's due tomorrow so the sooner we start working on it the better.” Sejanus gave him a short smile, agreeing with him.
“I'd suggest going over at my place, but the cleaners are around today. They’re usually very invasive, I don’t want them scooping around while we study.” He explained, sounding annoyed. Sejanus nodded, understanding his problem. He had the same struggles with his own cleaners, though usually they left him alone when he asked.
“It’s okay, I get that. Maybe we could study at my place then?” He suggested, trying not to blush again at the thought of him and Coriolanus alone in his bedroom. Coriolanus didn’t seem to notice his struggles at keeping his cool and nodded, mumbling a ‘sure’ before following Sejanus outside where his driver was waiting for him.
Sejanus spent the drive to his house in silence, hoping his mother had gone through with her plan for the day and was out shopping. He wanted to avoid any awkward meeting between her and Coryo. But of course, when they got into his apartment, there she stood in the kitchen waiting for her beloved son. “Sejanus? Is that you?” She asked, walking over to them. Her eyes slightly widened in surprise when she noticed Coriolanus with him. “Oh! I didn’t know you were going to have friends over. Hi, Coriolanus.”
Coriolanus smiled at the woman. “Hello Mrs. Plinth. Sorry for intruding.” He said, giving Sejanus’ mother an apologetic look.
“Oh nonsense. I was about to leave anyway, I need to buy some new clothes for little Sej here.” She said smiling. Sejanus felt as if his skin was on fire at his ma’ words, and he could see in the corner of his eyes Coriolanus trying not to laugh.
“Okay well me and Coryo will be studying in my bedroom, see you later ma’.” He said quickly, wanting to get out of that situation as soon as possible. Once they got to his room they immediately started working on the project, neither of them wanting to waste any more time. Coriolanus shared his notes with Sejanus since he had taken none during class, too busy staring at Coryo.
The evening went on uneventfully, they spent most of it on the books with one snack break where Sejanus offered Coriolanus the cookies he had baked the day before, which the blonde boy seemed to most definitely appreciate considering the eager way he was eating them.
Sejanus was sitting on his bed while Coriolanus was at his desk, leaning on the chair. They were almost done with the school work when Coriolanus spoke. “Why were you staring at me?” Sejanus blushed and dropped his pen on the floor, immediately picking it up as if the falling object could have been a new source of embarrassment for him. “Earlier, in class.” He added, as if he needed a reminder of what Coriolanus was talking about.
“Uhm…” Sejanus didn't know what to say. He avoided the subject all day. He knew it was impossible for Coryo to forget about it so quickly but he wasn't expecting him to bring it up now either. Especially since he had sounded fine with the situation that morning.
Coriolanus must have noticed Sejanus was rather uncomfortable, because he immediately specified, “I'm not making fun of you for it. I'm just curious. Did I have something on my face?”
He was smiling, but Sejanus wasn’t sure it was meant to be a joke. More of a light comment to put him at ease. Though he didn't work he appreciated the effort, so much he thought Coriolanus deserved the truth, or at least half of it. Sejanus had never been good at lying anyway.
“No, nothing like that. Honestly? I was looking at your hair. And your eyes.” He confessed, avoiding the other's gaze.
Coriolanus frowned. “My eyes?”
“Yeah. They're very… blue. And pretty. It's like staring at the ocean, or the clear sky. Sorry, I know it's dumb. Just got caught up in my thoughts I guess.” Sejanus mumbled, drawing doodles on his hands as he tried to fight the urge to ramble out dumb excuses that would have led Coriolanus to realize he had a crush on him.
He had just admitted he thought his eyes were pretty, could it get worse than that?
Fortunately he didn't have to find out because Coriolanus simply nodded and dropped the subject. Sejanus didn't say anything either, but when he raised his eyes again and saw Coriolanus bouncing his leg nervously under the desk he could have sworn he saw his cheeks growing red, though he was clearly trying to hide it.
Sejanus smiled and looked down, going back to check his notes, when Coriolanus spoke again. “I like your eyes too.” He said, catching Sejanus by surprise.
“They're this dark brown color that gets lighter if you observe them under the sunlight. They look like milk chocolate chips.” Coriolanus commented, never once switching his position or raising his head to look at Sejanus as she talked. “I love chocolate.” He said, and it was clearly the end of their conversation on the matter.
He loves chocolate. He loves my eyes.
The thought kept playing loud in Sejanus’ head as he tried hard to stop his blushing, failing miserably. Maybe that day hadn't been so terrible after all.
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MY AGGGTM HCS (mostly pipravi)!
-Pips fav colour is dark red
-Ravis fav colour is navy blue
-Pip has always been burnout.
-Pip has the best comebacks possible
-Ravis parents ADORE pip
-I mean they legit have her phone number added, and always talk to her
-pip loves Ravi’s parents
-pip always exaggerates
-Connor would blast Ybwm when he had a crush on pip
-Cara would kiss pip on the cheek
-pips an omnivert
-Ravi also is
-Cara and Connor are extroverts
-Ravi has a really calming singing voice, so every time pip has a nightmare, Ravi would sing to her to help her fall asleep (this hc is inspired by @incorrect-pipravi ‘s hc!)
-the only way pip was able to fall asleep after what happened with Stanley was if Ravi was with her
-they get married when pip is 21 and ravi is 24
-they have their first child (a boy) 2 years later
-THEY NAME HIM SAL
-mini sal ends up inheriting his uncles dog allergy so they cant get a dog
-they have a daughter named aria 2.5 years later
-random af but i hc that aria was a premie baby
-sal is identical to his dad while aria is identical to her mom
-they are RICH RICH
-their older son Sal is born on November 6, and their younger daughter aria is born in June 28.
-aria is a mamas girl, like she’s attached to pip by the hip
-she Also loves her dad tho
-she’s a picky eater
-Ravi loves to be physically close to pip
-their first time was in a car (don’t ask)
-Ravi cried when he saw baby Sal for the first time bcs he reminded him so much of his older brother.
-they aren’t big fans of PDA but they would occasionally give each other a peck on the lips
-their first kiss was after Ravi spun her around after they confirmed sals innocence
-like I imagine him putting her down and kissing her at the same time, and just as he’s about to pull back from embarrassment she starts kissing him back
-when she overdosed, Ravi refused to leave her side
-Ravi wasnt there when pip woke up, but when he got the call from her mum, he balled his eyes out from relief
-when he saw her after she woke up, he hugged her so tightly, told her to never risk her life like that again, and then kissed her forehead, and then lips😜
-though Ravi is sweet, he LOVES teasing pip when their having yk (again, don’t.ask.)
-he often flirts with pip discretely when their around others to tease her
-they make out often (don’t.ask)
-Ravi has a lot of pics of pip sleeping and vice versa
-they have a shit ton of 0.5s of each other
-Ravi loves baking/cooking for pip
-Ravi hates it when pip has a panic attack, every time she does it feels like his heart is being stepped on because her panic attacks can be so severe.
-the first time she had a panic attack with him he did cry a bit bcs it sounded like she was in so much pain and he genuinely had no idea how to comfort her, or make it go away.
-after what happened with Stanley, pip had ideas of self deletion.
-she told Ravi this at one point and he held her while she cried for abt an hour
-pip has a shitty immune system so she’s always sick
-Ravi is the exact opposite, he never gets sick
-whenever pip is sick, Ravi would always take care of her (ie:spoon feeding her when she’s too weak to do so herself)
-once tho she had a fever so high ravi had to take her to hospital
-he obvs cried bcs of how worried he was
-ravi has a big daddy dick❤️😜 (joke obviously)
-pip has a key to Ravi’s house and vice versa
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coffeeinthebackpack · 7 months
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Pippa,at some point of time: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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incorrect-pipravi · 7 months
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Pip: Don't. Say. A word. 
Ravi: 
Pip: 
Ravi: Fergalicious. 
Pip: Ravi, I said no words. 
Ravi: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you. 
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incorrect-pipravi · 8 months
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Pip, explaining a plan: Listen up, idiots.
Pip: Ravi, not you, you're an angel and I’m blessed to have you.
Connor, the only other person in the room:
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incorrect-pipravi · 9 months
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Pip: Ravi, I-
Ravi: There is no "I" in this relationship Pip, only "we".
Pip: Alright then Ravi, we got kidnapped and then we murdered the kidnapper and now the police might arrest us.
Ravi: Damn! We are fucked.
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incorrect-pipravi · 9 months
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Ravi: I love how you murdered him as self-defense.
Pip: It wasn-
Ravi: I LOVE HOW YOU MURDERED HIM AS SELF-DEFENSE!
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incorrect-pipravi · 9 months
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Pip, trying to ask Ravi out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Victor: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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incorrect-pipravi · 7 months
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Jamie: What’s something you guys are better than Pip at?
Cara: Mario Kart.
Connor: Yeah, video games.
Ravi: Emotional vulnerability.
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coffeeinthebackpack · 5 months
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Pip: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.
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incorrect-pipravi · 7 months
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Ravi: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Pip: They do.
Cara: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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incorrect-pipravi · 7 months
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Pip: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Ravi, blushing: What are your thoughts?
Pip: The fourth sentence-
Ravi: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-
Pip: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
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