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coffeeinthebackpack · 5 months

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Pip, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

#incorrect a good girls guide to murder #a good girls guide to murder #holly jackson #pippa fitz amobi memes #incorrect pippa fitz amobi #pippa fitz amobi #pip x ravi #ravi singh #incorrect pipravi

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incorrect-pipravi · 8 months

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Pip: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Ravi: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Pip: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Ravi: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… 'Hey! I love you!'

Pip: I guess you’re right. Hey Ravi, I love you.

Ravi: See! Just say that!

Pip: Holy fucking shit.

Ravi: If that flies over his head then, sorry Pip, but he’s too dumb for you.

Pip: Ravi.

#pipravi #pip fitz amobi #ravi singh #agggtm #a good girls guide to murder #incorrect pipravi

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astro-likes-tea · 1 month

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Cara: I forgot to tell pip that you changed and she saw us hanging out, how long do you think I have left to live?

Lauren: Ten.

Cara: Ten what?

Lauren: Nine.

#agggtm #a good girls guide to murder #pippa fitz amobi #ravi singh #ggbb #good girl bad blood #i want a bf like ravi singh #cara ward #incorrect laurcara #cara ward x lauren gibson #laurcara #cara x lauren #lauren gibbson

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neekins · 11 months

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AGGGTM as things said in my class pt.1

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Elliot Ward: You really should take notes. I mean if you were smart like Connor.

Connor: I dunce. Wha' wrong with you?

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Pip: Yes? No?

Max: I DO NOT KNOW!!

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Pip: Can you put on the light?

Ravi: I am your light.

Pip: Please put on the light.

Ravi: I AM YOUR LIGHT.

Cara: But you dull tho.

Ravi: *Bombastic Side Eye*

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Cara: I already have a sugar daddy.

Cara: *Points at Connor*

Cara: Now I need a sugar mommy.

Pip: *Gives her M&Ms*

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Teacher: Which means you must get rid of your childishness.

Connor: *Making a paper puppet* 👁👄👁

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#agggtm #pippa fitz amobi #ravi singh #a good girls guide to murder #cara ward #connor reynolds #incorrect quotes #classroom #comedy

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liquidsnace · 3 days

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WEREWOLF WEDNESDAY BUMP!!!

If anyone is looking for a good Wenclair Discord server that has a good 18+ section then may I suggest this FANTASTIC one by @celticwolf55

Also PLENTY of Jenna Ortega and Emma Myers talk / simping and we’ve recently opened up sections for all of their projects for those two pookies

➡️🔗 ➡️LINK - discord.gg/thTxhDaqZK

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its-a-lion · 1 year

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Pip: Ravi, I'm sad.

Ravi: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Cara: Conner, I'm sad.

Conner, nodding: mood

#incorrect good girls guide to murder #pip fitz amobi #this totally happened #source: trust me bro #good girls guide to murder

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wafflesbooks1 · 1 year

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Pip: Boys lie about their height, I lie about my word count

#pippa fitz amobi #pip fitz amobi #a good girls guide to murder #height #boys #word count #holly jackson #as good as dead #good girl bad blood #mystery #ya #young adult #ravi singh #incorrect #incorrect quotes #quotes #text #text post #incorrect text posts

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yandere-fics · 2 months

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So! You think you have a chance of becoming Kass’ darling. You’re wrong, I’m Kassien’s truest soulmate. BUT, let’s for some reason assume you’re in a universe where I, Kassien’s truest soulmate, doesn’t exist. This will work as a guide for you to be Kassien’s second best darling, and I say second best because her first best wouldn’t need this guide, her first best is making this guide.

Step 1: Others. They do not fucking exist. The only person that is in your life and who matters is Kassien. Don’t even think of looking at another, don’t even think of someone else. Only Kassien matters, you are to be her good girl. Her little sweetling. Her Lovely, who she takes care of.

Step 2: Outside. You will not be going outside without Kassien. You will have no need to be outside without her. She is taking care of and providing for you. You don’t need to go out to work. Kassien may give you a treat by taking you out on a date, maybe for dinner, or a movie. Remember, she is the only one that matters during these outings, so don’t look at or think of others.

Step 3: Affection and Praise. You will be giving her daily and constant affection and praise. You should be kneeling at the door as you wait for her to return and when she finally returns, you are to give her kisses with tongue. You will be worshipping and praising everything she is, if you praise and worship her wings, don’t forget to stroke and kiss them all over. If you praise and worship her abs, you’re licking the sweat up as you do it. You should be almost constantly kissing, licking, biting, and groping her all over. She will very much enjoy this, and she is worth each and every bit of praise, worship and affection.

Step 4: Communication. You should communicate your desires, needs, weaknesses, and love to Kassien. Communicating with her allows her to more effectively take care of you, and also allows her to make you scream, whimper and have your needs met.

Step 5: Obedience. Kassien’s rules and desires are law. If she wants to grope you, you allow it. If Kassien says you’re not allowed to go outside without her, you wait for her to take you outside. Disobedience towards Kassien is wrong and incorrect. If you for some reason decide to disobey her, understand she can and will punish you for it, and it will be deserved.

Step 6: Red Wedding. Do not be afraid to talk about a wedding with her, she will more than enjoy such a thought, especially since you want to vow your entire existence to her, no matter the consequences. You can also very much amplify her love for the wedding idea by giving her a list of bullies, exes, and other people who have hurt you. You might be curious why you’d give her a list like this, simply put, their corpses are going to be her gift to you during the wedding. And you will be embracing her bloody form and showering her in your love for her.

Step 7: Bloody Murder. If she comes back home covered in blood or you catch her killing somebody, absolutely do not be afraid to throw yourself on her. She will absolutely be elated that you want to be with her even when she’s covered in blood after a slaughter. You can also double your love by fucking her over the corpses of her enemies.

Step 7: The Bedroom. You will not have much say here. Kassien gains pleasure from your pleasure, it’s how she gets off. Do not ever ask to give her oral or try to pleasure her. That is not your place. A good darling would let Kass fuck them stupid and not touch her in a way she doesn’t approve of. You should also be vocal, which if you’ve been communicating with Kassien about your weak spots, will be very easy as she touches every spot that makes you squirm, scream, moan and whine while begging for more.

Step 8: Emotions. Kassien is a lovely woman capable of emotions. If she is upset, you should find out why, you should find out how to improve her mood. There should be no limit to how far you’re willing to go to make her happy. You should also not be trying to upset her or sour her mood. You’re a terrible darling if you make her upset or unhappy.

Step 9: Ego. Absolutely play into how superior she is, she is obviously worthy of eventually becoming the demon lord. Hell, play into the fantasy of being a hero that arrives to stop Demon Lord Kassien. let her defeat and corrupt you, turning you into her most obedient lover, who loves only her. She deserves to have her ego stroked, never forget that.

And that is how you become Daddy Kassien’s 2nd best darling. Remember, you’ll never truly be the best because I made this guide. Because I’m her truest soulmate and know what she needs. Good luck alternative universe darling, hope your legs don’t get broken for your disobedience.

-Written by Daddy Kassien’s Truest Soulmate.

Very very important information here.

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phasebun · 3 months

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Wanted to have this here cause of the space I need to make in my brain/should add it to her lore tag instead of keeping it in notes lol

Sol/slight Saerel (her adoptive mother) lore:

I don't consider Sol to be a full "damnation durge" since she's rebellious. Which is why her end goal is the goal it is. The arrogance that has grown as time has passed due to the victories under her belt has truly made her feel like she has a slither of control. She's naive, a bit immature, a bit of a people-pleaser, and insecure at the end of the day. If she can bring those around her a future she believes they'd benefit from (regardless of whether it's evil), she's going to do it. The girl's an intense lover and survivor, and after years of dealing with it, she considers the nightmares, the potential loss of her autonomy, threats to become a breeder with no choice in the matter of who the partner would be, and more as taunts from Bhaal. Some of her fears festering in her as a spawn of Bhaal have been sated through the sacrifices and murders she commits.

Her murderous tendencies are amplified by Bhaal, but she has always been inherently evil, struggling with societal values as well as her signs of personality issues. Her mother, Saerel, spotted her abnormal behaviors when she was a child but never spoke to her wife about them due to her own taboos she kept sated and bottled in. Their bond caused the issues she thought were cured to reveal themselves again, but it only made their love stronger. The child was different for sure, but she could be gentle, loved love, her family, the wildlife around their cottage, and more.

"She's a survivor, too many years were spent alone just trust me to guide her." - Saerel to Quessnia before asking Sol to be adopted

"I trust you with my life Saerel. Just be mindful this is a living child that will grow into an adult. Parenthood isn't easy my heart, you're the strongest woman I know, but this is one of the most daunting challenges." - Quessenia

Saerel fought in numerous battles under Eilistraee in her youth, and she understood the waves of emotions after stealing a life. Saerel has lost many sisters and brothers during those battles, and grief can bring numerous mental and emotional evils that fester when not managed correctly. "Those you love won't be here forever, but always do whatever you must to keep them here as long as possible, whatever you must." Constantly reminding her daughter but also creating anxiety/fear of loss within her. Words that could be understood differently if the person absorbing them was not already struggling with the balance between good and evil.

Against the wishes of Quessenia, she taught her the more "morally incorrect" lessons of her past in an act of preparing their daughter for adulthood as well as feeding her personal agenda. Accepting the comments of potential murders if harm came to their family Sol would spout, the abnormal comments and questions if passing an unfortunate murdered soul in the city, holding daggers to bullies necks and more. Dissections never happened, but Saerel did allow Sol to approach a dying man (she was standing by her side at least) to observe his terminal wounds. Clearly attacked by a sorcerer, half of his lower body was missing and he was fading fast. Observing the moments before his physical body lost its light sparked a flame within a teenaged Sol. She needed to see more of this, and everyone knew the gossip of what goes on in the black market. Her mothers always said with her own money she could buy whatever she wanted anyway, what's a white lie of "selling goods in the marketplace for practice".

#lore.Sol #OC: Solene #durgetav #Quessenia believed Saerel was living through Sol and truthfully she was #I love her mothers so much #Quessenia was always the more level headed one

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coffeeinthebackpack · 7 months

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Pippa,at some point of time: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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anonymouscuzwhynot001 · 3 months

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·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ hello and welcome to dolphin's blog! where you'll find the craziest shit ever, 'cuz i am seriously unhinged, and i share too much . . .

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incorrect-pipravi · 7 months

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Pip: Don't. Say. A word.

Ravi:

Pip:

Ravi: Fergalicious.

Pip: Ravi, I said no words.

Ravi: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.

#pipravi #pip fitz amobi #ravi singh #agggtm #a good girls guide to murder #incorrect pipravi

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astro-likes-tea · 3 months

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*Stanley, trying to fit a whole mattress through the bathroom door*

Jamie: I literally just asked for a blanket.

#a good girls guide to murder #agggtm #incorrect pipravi #pippa fitz amobi #Jamie reynolds #stanley forbes #incorrect agggtm #agggtm incorrect quoted #agggtm incorrect quotes

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skeletal-petals · 2 months

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hiiiii this is an intro ig <3

basic info about me:

interests:

books i love:

my main music loves:

things i do (as tags) atm:

incorrect marauders

microfic

mood board

dni if you’re a creep/discriminate against anybody in any way

fuck jkr

i’m always looking to talk but this is only a side blog so if you follow me, consider yourself a mutual as i can’t follow you back technically

also i will never instigate a conversation because in no way do i have the confidence, but please please send me asks/dm me!

(all photos from pinterest)

#intro post

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smolgirlowo · 1 year

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semi-live blogging riverdale with my friends [S7xE3]

'she claims that the milk man killed her parents' god we are so back

alice and hal fighting about adopting the girl who's parent's just died, normal husband and wife behaviour

oh shit new establishing shot for blossom manor

'mother i am far too busy for boys' 'doing what? painting naked ladies?' 'MOTHER!' *walks away*, love how gay cheryl just is. she is also eating a vagina shaped fruit in this scene.

get dumped ronnie. archie can do better than you

'pta approved sexual reproduction lecture' yeah that's what I want after i witness a murder

i fucking hate julian man. unfortunate for him that archie doesn't know what sex is

'i had a feeling it might razz your berries' i hate the 1950s

playing 'i wish i didn't love you so' over a scene of two gay men flirting, iconic

cheryl can't even pretend to be interested in archie.

MEAT GRINDER MOMENT

'i was mad at my parents for not letting me see The Tingler' [INCREADIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]. thought you could put a 1959 reference in 1955 and get it past me, writers? probably, but not this one.

black character: 'a very clear and direct poem about america being racist' white character: 'it's art, it doesn't have to mean anything.' god really hope these kids aren't on a divine mission to solve racism cause the don't see very qualified to do it

HOLY SHIT DOES CHERYL WANT TO FUCK TONI SO BAD

oh no cheryl don't try kissing a boy it won't make you straight, oh god no she's crying

CHAPTER 6: AROUSAL

BETTY IN THE FUCK DIMENSION. EVERYONE IN THE FUCK DIMENSION.

"what the fuck, what am I watching?" "METAPHOR" love my friends

WHY IS CHERYL IN THE BACKGROUND OF VERONICA'S SEX DREAM???

"it's art, betty, it doesn't have to make sense."

kevin has almost learned what racism is, betty is horny beyond belief. glad to see they both had productive nights

"this show is so fucking nothing. it's everything. it's poetry in motion."

me when teaching sex ed with the common American flower.

I am a 6 on the Kingsley scale, apparently.

'i am going to host a make-out party' 'what's that, an orgy' gay men cannot be trusted with language

STOP WITH THE FLOWERS AND BEES METAPHORS

'you wanna have gay sex?' 'i have a boyfriend!' *leaves* I love cheryl so much

iconic jughead behaviour: 'you are an odd duck jughead, aren't you? a loner.' 'I'M NOT WEIRD! I'M NOT A WEIRDO! I'M GOING TO A MAKE-OUT PARTY!'

boner music. boner music. love the boner music.

'hey betty, you know that um... sex book.' i don't think the writers know what the kinsey reports are.

betty and archie already doing role play on date -1

ARCHIE GOT A BONER!!!! BONER CANNON!!!

FANGS DON'T YOU DARE KISS CHERYL! THAT'S YOUR BEST FRIENDS/ex-wife in another timeline's SOUL MATE!

kevin does not know what a kiss is. JUG KISS, JUG DOING A KISS! BUGHEAD MOMENT! THEY HAVEN'T MET BEFORE???

'i think i got you're gum' 'keep it' i would never talk to ronnie every again.

TONI DON'T YOU DARE KISS JULIAN! THAT'S YOUR SOUL MATES TWIN BROTHER! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE A GIRL JEALOUS!

jughead and veronica moment! they do not know how to speak to each other! it's adorable.

>we have started talking about the tickle porn arc, it has nothing to do with what's going beyond the fact that we are insane and the show is insane<

oh shit ronnie and jughead? are we setting up ronnie and jughead for some reason? they have the same favourite horror movie, how cute.

kevin is scared to even touch a girl, i love him so much.

'you're not excited' *looks at flaccid dick*. god, kevin, stop trying to pretend you're straight, you're really bad at it.

oh god cheryl. OH GOD. oh god, you are much better at faking being straight.

"archie got hot" "archie got hot" "archie got hot"

jesus cheryl. I can't even tell if you're torturing your mom or if you actually had sex with archie.

oh no, betty gave kevin the guide to human sexuality. oh no he's going to learn he's gay. I mean good for him, but i'm so sorry betty.

more ronnie and jughead setup? OH NO, jughead is going to jail for murder.

#riverdale my beloved

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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a good girl’s guide to murder!!

#agggtm #a good girls guide to murder incorrect quotes #book tumblr #bookstagram #booktok #a good girl’s guide to murder quotes #a good girls guide to murder #ravi singh #pippa fitz amobi #pip fitz amobi #sal singh #andie bell #andrea bell #mystery book #mystery #ya fiction #case solved

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