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theclassclone · 2 months
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Abe, getting annoyed with his neurodivergent friend(s): Shut your neurodivergent ass up before I turn on the ceiling light.
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dewying-my-best · 11 months
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Potential scene/fic idea, internalised homophobia Topher:
Joan: So, Abe says you like me?
Topher: What? Why? When?
Joan: Like an hour ago? Do you not?
Topher: No, no, I do.
Joan: Look, you're... a guy, but I just broke up with JFK, I'm not ready for a relationship. Maybe we could go out once or twice, but I don't think it'd go anywhere.
Topher: Eh, no thanks.
Joan: But Abe said—
Topher: I Know What He Said! Maybe I don't like you as much as I thought. I mean, I didn't even notice until Abe said he liked y...ou.
Joan: What? He said that?
Topher: Yeah...
Joan: Oh. Maybe I should try—
Topher: No!
Joan: No? Why?
Topher: Because I like you!
Joan: I thought you said you didn't
Topher: Then I don't know, okay?! I just don't want you going out with Abe! Go out with anyone else! Just not Abe, okay?!
Joan: Topher... do you like Abe?
Topher: No! Shut up! I'm straight! Not that there's anything wrong with being queer, it's fine, but I am not!
Joan: Topher...
Topher: I don't like Abe like that, okay?! I don't! Shut up!
Joan: Hey...
Topher: What?!
Joan: I won't go out with Abe.
Topher: What? Really? Wait, why not? He really likes you and he deserves a good partner, why would you not—
Joan: I think someone else would be happier with him. I'll let him down easy.
Topher: You really don't have to... he doesn't even want to be around me right now...
Joan: I'll take care of it. Whatever it was. You two can be friends again.
Topher: Whatever. Do what you want.
Joan: ... Right. *starts walking off*
Topher: Hey, Joan..?
Joan: Yeah?
Topher: thank you
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bitchapalooza · 1 year
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Abe: Topher is so nice!
Harriet: Abe, he’s literally recreating Romeo and Juliet with taxidermied rats.
Abe: And he’s creative! Wow! Save something for the rest of us, bud!
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meowshroom1230 · 5 months
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Incorrect quotes: ✨Clone High edition✨
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marksandrec · 2 years
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2414
(Professor red flag, lol) (Dialogue from KylePlantEmoji on twitter.)
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randomrandomalright · 1 month
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Topher: Did you know a seagull can tear out your eyes very easily…
Abe: Really?
Topher: No, I just like spreading misinformation
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jude-thedude98 · 1 year
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I fold you I'm a lyricist
Ima start wit using the eeriest (lakes)
Thid my Pride Friendly Q&A so no jeed to get deliri9us about my Queeriest
Since ima poet
Ima use this keyboard clickin
As my Instruments
Laffy taffy strugglin
Serious
I stay in busy ness
But I don't ever forget
Yall rappers sound the same - all I hear is crinkle crinkle kid
Unfold yo mouths n stop talkin nonsense
Sex drugs and violence
How bout choose different options
Mushmouth talkin
Passin me off havin no bear necessities
In the Mirror Naked BaLOOnin
Feel like I gotta spell this out like Gwen Stefani did
But this ain't no spellin contest
Even if it was yall ain't hearin it
(Well) Ya better believe it bit
By bit I'm wood choppin this
Tree down but it ain't go in quiet
Title of this one is Forest of Pages
And somebody please tell me why the tree remembers the pain but the axe always forgets
Mm, I'm deep divin
These c's better 3's PO - Post Office Kid
Here's your food delivery with tip
No ding dong ditchin straight door dashin
I been called like a Mormon
So let this be my voice-mail answerin
I'll leave messages
Lyrical inclinations
Brain gamin
Fundamentalist
Gotta sweet Toth for some Eminems
But ima Skittlez kid
This rainbow I give you for free tastin
I got you wrappers usin my lines like I fundipped them
N that's right I spelled rappers wit incorrection
I would have spelled in proper tense
But three u's spells unsatisfaction (and that's an ass whippin)
Unless you flip them
Then it's a cursive m
You see how I swerve on them
I use homonyms
Like would flip the three u's then what you got old wit an m
That's mold. That means yalls rhymes is rotten
My Forest of Pages
These are my Woodlands
Lines so sharp I'm paper cuttin
But I ain't parkin linkin
But I do ride Lincoln
I'm Abe Honestin
These folk got amnesia senses
They became a lil independent
N forgot about the kid
That's child abandonment
But I'm kiddin n playin
Nah I'm lyin
I been Hypin 1988 since
Everyone seems to forget the establishment
April consumation
January baby out the womb in
To the world I'm settin
The foundation
I'm gon be Bob the Builder n Fix This Glitch
I'm talkin architectural draftin
Rebuildin
New alignments
Since a lines meant
To grow straight in
Stop the curbin
These entusiastics
Has caused drastics
Changes
Wit strangers
Will Robinson's in danger
I can feed a man fish but he won't exchange it
Fishin for powerlines like an att temp kid
I think I lost you no significance
Yall folk focusin
On bars but not rememberin
That's what they capture us jn
Oooh n I know that was whitey tighty cleanin
Under wherein
Do these lines come from? I got you limboin
N it's later than it is early so I'm limo stretchin
Provin points like Nemo, hope you can find it
But I'm missin?
Nah yall jus Coralin
That means you Miss in
This movie mission
Dead to me so go ahead n get the gettin
You invisible always callin
Everythin
Impossible visions
Don't happen without envisions
That means the dreams have to be workin
My girl Cocoa got me though like the temptations
N i'm tempted
To end it (all)
But not for me cause I only lyrically do the killin
But for you cents you already silent
But got pennies to say for my thoughts n I ain't price shift
Gears cause haters lookin
For lingerin
Well here's Victoria's secret
Too many people finger pointin
Uncle Sammin'
Pointless.
Oops I think you missed it
See these lines be wavin
Right over your craniums
I use letters like planes so I can get fly with
A trivia crack word high with
Oscillatin fan whisk
That's a princess bride hi grip
This that baseball uniform needs laundry detergent
Crowd tidal wavin
As I slide in
Home basement
To be used for hide and seekin
N since I'm a wordsmith
N I don't boast my confidence (enough)
I'm going to let these statements get foolish
Get stupid
Get ignit
Use my noodle pit
From my Eastside and my Westside connections
Drink grabbin
Ice cube in
My ice t since it's 6 in the mornin
I'll bring out my toolkit
Use the tools I'm cool wit
Tried to screwdriver me but I got my monkeywrench
If you don't know me by now I'm Mc hammer quick
Yall know yall can't touch this
I'm simply red lovin
I'm too sexy for this album I'm right said Fredin
Family Guyin
Couldn't catch these lines if you were Frank or Wes Welker in the Dolphins
Kermit the frog herein
Large egos like stewie's head and little balls like Peter griffin
But you dogs wanna a bonin?
Thinkin cause you speaking like Brian
You get the cool whip
But yall jus cool whipped
N when it comes to the appeal of whippin
You babyfaces be screamin no i dont do bdsmin
But thats cool tho I don't fool wit
Whippets
I only wip it out when it calls for progression
And that's a work in
Gutter bowlin
No strikin
Lines as magnetic as lighnin
Uneven slices
Mathematical dices
3.14159 is
Rhymes unendin
I got people pinin (for more)
Sayin please baby please give me one mo hittin
But I ain't no Ike n
Tina down the river rollin
Tho i know yall teenin for the classics
Like I'm DeVante, K-Ci, Joel, & Dalvin
I get so sick
Pf the same songs playin
I swear it's like the universe be all 4 one against this movement
I'm quite feverish
But even at 19 I knew I was covid
Rhymes so ill they the deadliest
Catchin bullets
Rush hour bloopin
Guess I gotta dumb it down n get the stoopin
Folks out here gettin
Caught by the same old Charlie Brown football (Lucy) smokin
I love - they thought I said loosely
But I'm usually
Not a cannon but this BlackOutProduction
Got me up in amazement
In the first revision
It was 4:30 somethin
N I can burn these fumes till the word count is empty
I'm gettin itchy
You buggers buggin me
But I guess it's true what they say isn't it
It's a bug's life so you should expect some stingin
But I'm floatin
Like a butter flyin
Smoother than a criminal an I ain't lyin
I may got the eye of the tiger but I got the roarin mane of a lion
Damn does it stink in here oh no wait that's jus my dragons breath - I'm spittin hot fire
Wired like a secret agent
Create Success Investigation
These criminal minds
Are lyrical ties
To dress you up n get ready for I's
I pledge allegiances
I do marry you death do us part tills
Stills in I's
Like I's solemnly swear that I am up to semicolons
No good riddance
From first to last
Again I am a lyricist
I will use my two arms to strum my pain with this stringed instrument
This kyre its jus
My Greek Day of recognitions
Oops my Green day
I'll be captain planet
Savin the earth will be one of my serenist moments
Altoid break in
Playin linemen tic tac toe in poundin offense
Hashtaggin defense
Somebody please wake me up when September ends
Cause you family guys are still wishin I loop a line for cool whip again
Please cool it now then
Make sure you call me the new Indiana Jones wit the cool whippin sense
Tomb raidin jt
Why is it people will sign their name next to an X for treasure huntin
But won't walk the plank to sign next to the X line of friendship
Diggin up artifacts that's ancient
Has your cookie dipped in yet?
I'm thick in the thinnin of LeBron James' hair ulignment
n if you already know that you can't have pie without cool whip
Why'd you make me flip it
I guess it's cause the u n on top of each other is in perfect alignment
On this track I'm racin
I'm only speakin one thing about equation
And that's The United Nations.
(Emphasis on the H'in)
Forest of Pages (Sounds of The Great Lakes)
By Mr. PoetAll
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I think the issue is the idea that Stonewall began the modern gay rights movement has become the dominant mode of thought. Its the "Abe Lincoln freed the slaves" of queer history. It's a flattened incorrect version of history.
The modern gay rights movement began with the Mattachine Society in 1950. Stonewall can be seen as the beginning of a completely different movement, Queer Liberation.
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sleeepypoppy · 1 year
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Unit 1 Day 6
After completing Unit 1: Assignment #6, I have gained a deeper understanding of ChatGPT and the importance of critical thinking when using AI chatbots. Here's what I have learned from this assignment:
ChatGPT functionality: Through reading Shankland's and Lavery's articles, as well as the collection of "ChatGPT in the News," I learned about the popularity and viral nature of ChatGPT. I also explored the practical aspects of using ChatGPT by following the provided directions and interacting with the AI chatbot.
Moral panic and critical thinking: By reviewing Ferguson and Faye's article and Haridy's article, I refreshed my understanding of moral panic and how it applies to technology, specifically concerns about screen time. Greene's Mastodon post and Eyler's Tweet emphasized the importance of avoiding moral panic regarding ChatGPT by promoting critical thinking skills when using AI chatbots.
Evaluating ChatGPT's responses: In the activity where I asked ChatGPT six questions about UW-Madison, I observed that ChatGPT's accuracy varied. It correctly answered questions related to Bucky Badger's role as the mascot of the University of Wisconsin-Madison and the absence of specific traditions related to Abe Lincoln. However, it provided incorrect information about Bucky Badger's clothing, actions after scoring at football games, and the appearance of chairs on Memorial Union Terrace. This exercise highlighted the limitations and potential inaccuracies of AI-generated responses.
Using ChatGPT in the course: I now understand that I can utilize ChatGPT within the course, but it is crucial to approach its responses with critical thinking. Additionally, I must inform the instructor and TAs about my usage of ChatGPT by submitting a Gradebook Comment, ensuring transparency in the use of AI chatbots.
In reflection, this assignment shed light on the capabilities and limitations of AI chatbots like ChatGPT. It emphasized the significance of critical thinking when evaluating AI-generated content, highlighting the need to verify information independently. I realized that while AI chatbots can be valuable tools, human judgment and discernment remain essential in interpreting their responses. This assignment has increased my awareness of the ethical considerations and responsibilities associated with using AI chatbots, reinforcing the importance of applying critical thinking in all interactions with AI technologies.
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Abe: Okay Celine. I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Celine: … fine. Mark?
Dark Mark, blushing: Y-yes darling?
Celine: Move out of the way so I can kiss Neo
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gravitymirage · 6 years
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The Detective, singing: If you’re a murderer and you know it, clap your hands!
The Colonel: Claps
The Colonel: 
The Colonel: oH F U C K-
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theclassclone · 3 months
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Joan, kicks open the classroom door after a bathroom break: My business is done!
Abe, suspiciously: Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom before lunch, Joan?
Joan: Nonsense! I had much to do! SO MUCH!
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dewying-my-best · 1 year
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Topher: Hey, did you know the original Abe Lincoln was bisexual?
Abe: Huh. No, I did not know that. Why do you know that?
Topher: ... No reason
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neruran · 6 years
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Kaminari: *sees Jirou walking to class* Ey Jirou!
Jirou: *pauses and looks around, then turns to him in confusion* Why're you shouting for Kirishima? He's not here.
Kaminari: What? No, I said "ey, Jirou"!
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riverside-lavender · 3 years
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incorrect quotes with my various fandoms
magnus: i’m so scared of this friend group
alex: next up: skinning a human with my fingernails
alex: wait no that sounded wrong
alex: **a live human
alex: that’s better.
magnus: there’s my point right there
hyrule: the pope lives IN THE VATICAN-
wind: THE VATICAN!
four: v a t i c a n
wind: WHO ATE YOU??
wind: are you, sorry
ravio: i’m ravio
legend: who ate him??
wind: are
warriors: i did.
warriors: i ate them.
warriors: delicious.
warriors: warriors approves of cannibalism.
sky: sky disapproves of warriors
sky: i swear on ravio’s life that i did not kill that baby.
warriors: RAVIO IS DEAD. I ATE THEM. LOOK WHERE THAT LED US.
sky: no, the clown killed the baby.
YOU ARE THE CLOWN
sky: hey four, how do you feel about clowns?
four: kinda hate them.
warriors: stay away from sky then.
warriors: they’re a clown.
warriors: they killed a child.
four: they what.
sky: THE CLOWN DID
warriors: sky is the clown that killed the baby.
piper: me when i ask a stupid question during math 😎👍
percy: me when i pretend to understand math 😎👊
piper: me feeling bad for you but i cant help because I'm pretending too 😎👌
annabeth: me offering to help you guys if you need it 😎👍
percy: me with my adhd zoning out every five seconds 😎✌️
piper: me with depression plotting to run away from home every time I get pissed 😎🤟
*akward silence*
piper: me realizing i took it too far ✨😎✨
annabeth: pfft
percy: me still failing to understand math 😎🤌
warriors: dink got yelled at again 😎👍
four: fun
legend: i love having classes with people i hate just to see them get yelled at
legend: it's always hilarious because most of the time teachers hate them too
twilight: so you’re saying you have good taste in the people you hate
legend: i have good taste in everything
tj: she made me take off my abe lincoln flip flops!
mallory: what. the. fuck.
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marksandrec · 2 years
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2437
(Dialogue from Our Flag Means Death.)
It's my birthday!, so this Puppet History/OFMD mashup is a gift for myself, haha. :3 Here is a bonus frame of the Professor being in love with Obi (and Sara, lol). I love cats~
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