This is a guy who likes to be on top.

Joe can take them

Both movies have a secondary antagonist in the form of these bad bitch bimbo type women. For the first one it’s the beautiful Mrs. Selma Quickly and in the second one it’s the equally wonderful Miss Topsy and Miss Turvey

And none of these women are villains in the slightest.

Mrs Quickly is shown to us as a women who’s lost three husbands and is the only woman around Cedric thinks would actually marry him. When he invites her over she flirts with him obviously and due to movie shenanigans she thinks he’s coming onto her hard but only wants her for her body. And then she walks the hell out the door cuz she ain’t that kinda girl thank you very much. The kids can only convince her to come back when they mention the money they’ll get from their wealthy aunt and like, I’m not gonna tell a widow in 1860 to not chase that bag. The meanest thing she does is snap the babies rattle and that’s nothing honestly. She’s literally just bright and colourful and wants this shotgun wedding to go perfectly and that’s it

And the Missus are even less evil, they’re role is to give the real antagonist a motive and they don’t appear much but they’re an absolute delight, all dolled up as they threaten to literally disembowel a guy if he doesn’t pay his debts to the women they work for, honestly the fact they get swept away in a burp hurricane is bullshit I want the detectors cut where they gut him

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/

does anyone have like an anti aesthetic. like something you look at and can recognize as a complete fashion/interior design/artistic movement and understand it but it makes you shudder seeing it. i am not talking like “its morally bad” “its poorly structured” like just sheerly devoid of joy for you actually invites a repulse response.

I want Toby Fox three years after the last chapter to make a game where it's just the Fun Gang going on a road trip to the east coast to go fishing. They raid a gas station on the way to grabs snacks for the road (and the lobsters they catch). Happy April Fool's.

Eternally fascinated by the fact that, canonically, Zoro's single (1) neuron is good at maths

Other crewmate's reaction

got thinking about gerard way tour outfit predictions that never came 2 be… bloody wedding dress…

reblog to give ur mutuals a soft lil kissy on the head

I GOT A REALLY COOL MICROSCOPE FOR CHRISTMAS DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME ROCKS UNDER MY REALLY COOL MICROSCOPE

heron puppet wip 3

Chop chop chop

Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>