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taonpest · 1 year

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I was listening to Eggman's theme from Sonic Adventure 2 and someone commented "0% sexy girl, 0% nudity, 0% cars, 0% swearing, 0% shameless celebrity cameos 100% eggman" my brother in Christ what do you mean 0% sexy girl. Eggman is literally there.

#my stupid thoughts #imagine thinking Eggman is not a sexy girl #imagine having no taste #couldn't be me

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separatist-apologist · 2 years

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Can we see the star wars tattoo?

Of course!

#this is what he thought was ugly #IMAGINE HAVING NO TASTE #My other arm is just brightly colored flowers #like sir what offends you about art???#star wars art #star wars tattoo

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jascurka · 7 months

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babygirl........

#you know how that one tumblr post goes.. i want that man in ways that would have me expelled from the kingdom of god #people who hate on his design im sorry you have no taste #hey wait now this brings back some memories of how I imagined adrien in metamorphosis it is more or less like this??? ohoohoo #miraculous ladybug #ml paris special #miraculous paris special #gabriel agreste #betterfly #sketches #ml #my art

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wellfine · 6 months

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An extremely embarrassing screencap redraw for both me and Sanji

#one piece #sanji #POV you are pudding and you have the worst taste in men imaginable #descriptions in alt text #I need to draw this from Zoro's POV too and he's just a drowned fucking rat #edit: HELP ME WHY WOULDN'T IT LOAD HASDMGSDHG

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randomnameless · 1 year

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The only proof needed to say the Feh subredshit sucks

Someone prefers pan pizza Crust !!!

#Eww #Imagine having no taste #I bet those people eat mayo

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toytulini · 8 days

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okay

#toy txt post #toy poll post #polls #flowers #i dont think i have ever beem able to smell specific flower scents but i think i just never noticed it?#but i Definitely noticed it when i was posting pictures of the lemon tree blossoms and ppl were like 'ohhh those must smell amazing!'#and i was like. idk they smell like flowers to me.#and other ppl were like ohhh they smell like. a little hint of lemon essential oil and so sweet and light and nice and i was like #sniffs again. yeah not getting all that bud. but i let everyone have fun imagining that in the comments #but idk they all just kinda smell to me like. i would describe it as a pollen scent?#it gives pollen vibes #and like i can smell Plenty Of Other Things like i feel like im very susceptible to noticing the smell of this sat in the washing machine #too long. etc. and its not from the One Time i caught covid either. cos it was before that #seems largely fine but you know how we aroaces like to make posts like man i thought yall were just exaggerating about this for yrssss #thats how im feeling about the flower smell i think. are yall really smelling differences or is this some wine tasting placebo shit

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blurredpurplemint · 4 months

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(found this on tumblr and i can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭😭 thanks @katshinigami cuz it made me come up with this:)

kung lao: i think i’m finally getting what you see in him now.

you: ?

kung lao: bi-han. his breasts… they’re huge.

you: OMG ARENT THEY??

kung lao: i mean, what type of training is he engaged in… what kind of milk does he drink…

you: they’re standing there like they’re just asking to be fondled!

kung lao: i need to learn his secret.

you: oh and to abuse them, makin sweet tasty yogurt 🙌😮‍💨

kung lao: honestly… he can breastfeed me.

you: heyyy ☹️ they’re mine, i saw them first!!

kung lao: hey, they come in a pair…

you: i take the one on the right~ 🌝

kung lao: and me the one on the left~ 🌚

bi-han passing by, *traumatized*: talk about a monastery… i’m never setting a foot here ever again.

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thermodynamic-comedian · 1 month

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jonah magnus is a massive britney spears fan and if martin hadn't distracted him during the unknowing he would've been up in his office, watching everything go down, listening to circus.

#his music taste consists britney spears and some really fucked up shit that isn't even spotify and you have no idea how he found it #and nothing else.#also this is funnier if you know my interpretation of how he looks #just imagine the most boring plain guy ever. the personification of paperwork. no earrings no colorful suits nothing.#most average 30-40 year old man in the world.#but he's a massive britney spears fan #tma #the magnus archives #tma headcanons #tma shitpost #tma spoilers #tma s3 #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #martin blackwood

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that-dumb-dinosaur · 10 days

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funniest part of dead boy detectives was the show trying to convince the audience the characters were 16 years old.... ok, if you say so

#to clarify this isn't hate- I really liked the show it was a good time #ik some of the 16 y/os in questions have been dead for multiple decades but STILL #I cannot imagine walking into high school and seeing sophomores with fashion taste that good #dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #netflix dead boy detectives #trexi pterodactyl screeches

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yandere-wishes · 2 months

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I need more stories where the final girl and killer hook up.

I need more stories where the pure ambitions hero turns into a stone cold villain.

I need more stories where the brilliant scientist is a little preppy girl, in cute cloths.

I need more stories where the villian falls for the hero.

I need more...

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starrytect · 11 months

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he's so pathetic guys

#limbus company #lcb #emil sinclair #emil sinclair lcb #art tag #i need him to suffer every inconvenience possible #'was that not just canto iii' sure but i want More. that was just a taste #i want him to have the worst day imaginable all the time #i want to put him in a jar so i can shake him around #do you understand me. do you understand my vision

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ryuusea · 4 months

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Too much sweets. More sherliam modern au doodles.

You know, I don’t think I’ve actually ever had Swedish Fish, but I’ve had shark shaped gummies.

Also included the WIP of the close up shot of Sherly and Liam leaning in together because I’m fond of it. I like the tension I was able to show there. 🤭

#I need Sherly commenting how Liam tastes like candy here #poor Louis he was like I didn’t want to come home to see this #modern au #sherliam #Liam falling asleep randomly strikes again #imagine him embarrassed apologizing for falling asleep on their date #sherly doesn’t mind at all he says they’ll just have to make up for it on a second date ;)#and he also got a cute photo of Liam’s sleeping face that’s now his contact photo #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot

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sp4ceqtown · 1 year

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No Cuddles? - Pablo Gavi

Gavi hadn't been paying attention to you at all, ever since he came home after practice, he took a shower and immediately started playing on his PS5 with Pedri and Ferran.

You were currently sitting on the bed, scrolling on random apps to cure your boredom. After a few minutes, you decided to go check on Gavi.

Getting up from your bed, down the hall was Gavi's gaming room, you could hear screams coming from the room.

Opening the door, Gavi turned his head, immediately smiling when he saw you standing at the door way.

"Ven aquí, hermosa" (Come here, beautiful) He said, patting his lap. You immediately obeyed, sitting on his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck.

After a few minutes, you started to feel really tired, you put your head on Gavi's neck and fell asleep.

Gavi looked at you to see you sleeping peacefully, your chest rising up and down every time you took a breath.

"Chicos, me tengo que ir, ¡nos vemos mañana!" (Guys, i have to go, see you tomorrow!) Gavi said, speaking into the mic that his headphones had.

"Porque tan temprano hombre" (Why so early, man) Pedri could be heard, clearly annoyed over the fact that Gavi was leaving the game so early.

"Tengo que cuidar a mi bebe" (I got to take care of my baby) Gavi said, confidently but also knowing that Pedri and Ferran where gonna tell the whole team about it.

"Muy bien hombre, ve a divertirte" (Alright man, go have some fun) Ferran said, even tho Gavi couldn't see him, he knew that Ferran was smirking while saying that.

"Adiós!" (Bye!) Gavi said, hoping this conversation was gonna end soon so he could finally leave and cuddle you in your comfortable bed.

"Adios, hermano" (Bye, brother) Pedri and Ferran said. Just as Gavi was about to leave, happy that they finally let him go..

"Usa protección" (Use protection) Ferran screamed at the mic, Gavi laughed at how stupid the boys were being.

Leaving the game, Gavi wrapped your legs around his waist.

Putting you carefully on the bed, Gavi went to change his close into some comfortable pajamas. After he changed, he came in the bed, wrapping his arms around you, holding you tightly.

"Buenas noches, princesa" (Goodnight, princess) Gavi whispered in your ear, giving you a kiss on the forehead before falling asleep.

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Author's Note :

this turned more into a Gavi x Pedri x Ferran, i promise this is a Gavi x Reader, lol! Please send me some requests, im out of ideas.. not really that happy with it but i hope you guys enjoy it<3

- Megi.

#sp4ceqtown #football x reader #football #football imagine #blurb #new blog #pablo gavi #gavi x reader #gavi imagine #pablo gavi x reader #pablo gavi imagine #little cameo from Pedri and Ferran #sharing my music taste with you guys!#i hope you have a great day/night!#Spotify

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housecow · 2 months

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the problem with me working around fossils is that when i see a mollusk my first thought isn’t “wow how did this thing live” but “holy shit that would’ve been delicious”

#i wish i could be a taste paleontologist #like. especially during the mesozoic when plants didn’t have defenses against mammals #like can u imagine what herbs are delicious but have gone extinct #sad #i would eat a mammoth if they brought them back btw #talk

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bonefall · 6 months

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Does leopard still have 3 lives in her final battle? Or was that changed?

Yep. I think she drowned her once, then Leopardstar lunges up refreshed, and she gets the upper paw on Mistyfoot with 2 lives to go.

(MAYBE tw gore, but I really did try to be tasteful about a head being smashed on a rock.)

On her back, splashing and thrashing furiously against Leopardstar's claws dunking her head under, Mistyfoot glimpses a wave breaking just over the tip of a stone-blue rock. Her only chance.

With a surge of power, her claws sink into her leader's golden shoulder and they tumble and roll to the right. Before the tyrant even realizes what's happening, she's yanked up, and then whipped backwards with a wet CRUNCH

And then again

And again

And again, until Mistyfoot can't even make out what's left of her leader anymore. All she can see is that it's a red, brown, and yellow blur, because her eyes burning with salty tears and her whole body is trembling.

She drops the corpse onto the stone and it slides into the water, lifelessly. After a moment it spasms aimlessly one last time, like an insect does after its head is bitten off, unlike the deliberate, agonized throes of Tigerstar suffering through his doomed lives. And then it's still.

There's only the tranquil sound of bubbling water, and Mistyfoot's frenzied panting. Her pounding heart makes it hard to hear either.

The blood is carried off by the shallow water in scarlet swirls, but the lake runs pale red as if it's washing it away. Some were aware of this prophecy, but Mistyfoot was not.

It isn't closure to her, or a fulfillment of divine decree. It's just blood that should be on her paws, slicked away by the complicit river. She wished it could feel like it's over, but she's smart enough to know the truth. Has been through enough terrible events like this to understand what comes next.

Her body will move foward. Her mind will need to consider her deputy. Her paw will come down on code-defying cats like Blackclaw and Greenflower. But her heart will stay here, next to the remains of Leopardstar, the same way another piece of it remains at Stonefur's side across space and time.

#Tw gore #Juuuust in case but I did try to stay tasteful #While also trying to write it as gut-wrenchingly violent as I imagine in my head #Because it's important that it haunts her #The kill wasn't pretty and clean. It was awful. She didn't want this. It wasn't heroic #'Why did you do this to me? Why did you make this so cruel?'#'Why was the last thing you ever did to me such a horrible command as a leader?'#'And why did I obey your orders until the bitter bitter end?'#'How could you turn my defiance into a new kind of cruel obediance? Did I not suffer ENOUGH for you?'#'And now there is no head to bury with your body. I am cursed with the last memory of your face. I alone will know how you looked at me'#'That the last expression on your face wasn't pain or confusion or realization.'#'It was all fury. For me.'#OF COURSE tho I will continue to make funny rock jokes until the day I die lmaoo #Duality of Bones #Hmm maybe when I get to this in BB!TNP I'll be quick and objective about it and save the Misty Emotions for like...#I miss how the field guides used to have stories told in 1st person.#It would be fun to have a BB!Mistystar Speaks #Because I do LOVE writing Misty's verbose and philosophical speeches.#As you can see from the tags lmao #BB!Mistystar #Better bones au

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operationcaked · 1 year

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aged up designs that i made a bit ago :))

#definitely could change these up a bit at any point #louise is my fav design of the three i’m especially happy about theirs #i would think that louise would still be working at the restaurant- probably not owning it yet or anything #emphasis on “yet’’#BUT i also think that cool careers for her could be a lawyer or ermm a guidance counselor #tee hee #tina is an author!! writes romance novels and such #STRANGE romance novels ofc but her readers have a fine taste #i think she could also possibly write stuff for kids at some point.. maybe under a different name lmao #i remember seeing a different headcannon for what her career would be and thinking it was cute but i can’t remember it rn grrr!!!!!#i’m not sure about gene but him alex and courtney could do music stuff together #maybe they have a successful soundcloud #also #i wanted to draw more jewelry on him but my brain wasn’t working #whatevr just imagine it ❤️#bob’s burgers #gene belcher #tina belcher #louise belcher #character design #mick draws #doodles

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