You know what, if you're not multishipping, you're missing out. Not to hate but, like, you are missing out on so many headcanon hoarding ideas and you can just bounce around at any time and continue blissfully ignoring canon because it sucks.
I mean, just
Kakashi/Iruka
Kakashi definitely doodles on Iruka's papers which he pretends to be annoyed about
Coparents
Iruka fighting for his life to get Kakashi into a regular sleep schedule (not working)
Kakashi/Yamato
Mission cuddles/hand holding
Helping each other through PTSD moments
Kakashi's relentless teasing and 'I can make anyone do what I want'
Kakashi/Itachi
Tired men
More PTSD assistance
They'd definitely go stargazing
Sasuke/Naruto
Highkey soulmates
Sasuke is super stubborn and Naruto waits for him to be done to be like "Can I have a kiss tho"
Sasuke hates how flustered he gets, Naruto doesn't even do it on purpose
Sasuke/Hinata
She's nice and he's nice because of her
He is going to fight her dad
She's going to actually listen to him when he needs to be sad about everything
Hinata/Ino
Hinata definitely didn't know two girls were legally allowed to kiss
Ino loves making her blush with little bits of affection
Very soft
Hinata/Sai
I kinda made this one up
He'd thinks she's cute and then get way too close investigating her blushes
She'd think he's pretty weird but reminds her of Shino which makes her feel safer
She'd get all surprised when he draws her
Ino/Sai
Sai draws the flowers from her shop
Ino likes dressing him up and doing makeup for him
Help each other cope post-war
Temari/Shikamaru
The best living couple in canon sorry I don't take arguments
Temari does his eyeliner
And also steals his clothes
He plays with her hair while they cuddle
Naruto/Hinata
Once she's over being super red all the time, she wants forehead kisses all the time
He loves loudly telling people that she's his gf and then wife
He just randomly picks her up
Neji/Tenten
I don't know they're just cute
They like to just relax together and braid each others hair
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too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.
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it might seem like im just a totk hater, and to be fair, i AM, but its not bc i think its bad in every way- if it was all bad, ok, then its all bad and we can forget it happened and can all accept that-
but totk specifically hit the jackpot of -things that frustrate me so much i cannot let go and need to talk about it-
its part of my current hyperfixation (or whatever is the right word), botw is one of my all time favorite games, and that one had so many mysteries i was DEEPLY invested in, its got great music and some absolutely fanatstic moments, some ideas are great to fine, but it doesnt make sense, i hate time travel like little else in games, it constantly contradicts itself, the franchise, even its previous game its supposed to be a sequel to, i felt like i was made fun of by the game itself, for caring so much about what they had set up or done in botw, the moment i saw what they did to the shrine of life i felt so devasted i could hear people pointing and laughing at me for having cared about it, the writing treating me like i am so brainless i cannot connect dot one and two when there are only two dots in front of me labeld 1 and 2 that it then tells me to connect directly, to my face, multiple times, before showing me how to draw a line, its full, so SO FULL of missed opportunities, its got choices in there that are just nothing but frustrating bc there were a hundred other ones, i can see what you could do wit hthe basic ideas, theres people that worship it to a point you cant say anything even mildly critical, even about objectively bad things (there is no excuse for that godawful arrow menu) bc they will jump at you like a rabid animal-
i could go on but you get the point, never in my life has anything hit me like that
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