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This π€ close to saying "fuck it" and writing the just dance au for michie because honestly what else do I have have to do.
#j is talking again#im not maintagging this but like#i dont even know what or how id write it#just know that i want to#and i might#but i need to figure out how the fuck id do it first
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It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.
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Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!
ποΈ nvcr-official
To the friends and family of Intern Sarah, she was a good intern and social media manager, and we are sorry to see her go. We will work to find a new intern as soon as possible.
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CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER
hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic
keep reading
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Hey uh. Aren't you a company account? Why are you posting this
π¦ dark-owl-records
L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash
π seesomethingsaynothing Follow
Isn't Cecil literally gay?
π¦ dark-owl-records
he's homophobic
πͺΌ jeebyfish Follow
he has a husband...
π¦ dark-owl-records
yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it
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π€« cecils-private-blog
Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((
ποΈ nvcr-official
Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url
π€« cecils-private-blog
HOW DID YOU SEE THIS
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tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk
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op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn
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fake story :/
π isurvivedthesummerreadingprogram
No it's true I was there
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TAMIKA FLYNN??
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what the fuck is happening on my post
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ποΈ nvcr-official
can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is
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π mariella-shella
Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!
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omg mariella!!! missed u so much girl glad ur back!
π mariella-shella
i miss me too
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π Anonymous asked:
Response to the homophobic allegations?
ποΈ cecilpalmer
Huh??
ποΈ cecilpalmer
@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?
ποΈ nvcr-official
uhhhh dont worry about it buddy
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hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo
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oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post
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how's it going op
𧀠missy-mittens Follow
i miss my family
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hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol
π₯ potato-enthusiast Follow
you were really hot
π mariella-shella Follow
FUCK YEAHHHHHH
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π¦ a-weird-bird Follow
just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3
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This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)
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i'm not calling it that sorry
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What??? Why??
π¦ a-weird-bird Follow
just kind of sucks. as a name
π» sunflowergirl Follow
?????????
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β¬οΈ kentuckymeatshower_deactivated11051983
what does this mean....
π cece-xeze Follow
another great post from huntokar herself
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you don't like pine cliff? π» oo ooo?
ποΈ nvcr-official
NIGHT VALE SWEEEEEP
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Hi everyone!! Since Twitter went down, I figured I'd try my hand at this Tumblr thing! I'm so excited to meet all of you!! Hope you're ready for some pictures of CENTIPEDES!! Feel free to AMA about the Smiling God!
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#fake tumblr#fan: weird little town#i hope you all like this one i came up with it during a slow shift a few nights back and have been carefully crafting it to perfection#boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i invent fake tumblr posts on company time. as they say#unreality#< jic#wow look something original!!#im not maintagging this one im letting it find its own way in the world#go my little post. be free#long post#edit: FUCK I FORGOT NOTE COUNTS ON SOME OF THEM. EDITED THOUGH IT MAY BE TOO LATE
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soft and soothing
#IM INSANE RAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#jrwi fish and chips#jrwi riptide#fuck it! maintag!#my art#sketch#originally i just wanted to draw chip from this side to show that im drawing him with piercings now (not a final design) but uhh#fish and chips baybee!!!!!!!#also kinda wanted to draw chip without a bandana so its a win win#also i need to come up with a proper prosthetic design for chip. like. what is this nonsense??? i can't keep drawing that#too lazy tho
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redraw of this particular meme which cracks me up every single time i see it
but also i think about how the fresh hell v1 even expresses itself a lot and i have come to the conclusion that itβs probably closer to a crocodile more than anything. if it is Just Sitting There and relaxing you are probably doing something right
#flight rising#ultrakill#/etc/art time#/dragon/v1#every time i tag im just like god damn is this close enough to either fr or uk and i consistnetly just go hm. pain#i think iβll just start maintagging all my fandragons#You Have Been Warned :3
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death stranding au because ds2 trailer made me shameless and forced me to draw this idea i had in my head for months. sorry this won't make sense unless you've played the game...
#people be like what do you daydream about i daydream about replaying DS and also rotating this au in my head#SIGH THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING BUT ILL MAINTAG THIS... despite this is the most self indulgent thing ive drawn... wallahi#goodtimeswithscar#pearlescentmoon#grian#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft#εΈι±Ό.jpg#please no cc find this i will delete my blog in embarrassment#i still need to draw the other characters but my hand is cramping so bad. head in hands and screaming#this is what raw unmedicated unadulterated adhd looks like btw#ill draw more of this definitely and maybe make a post again compiling all the art because rn im just posting this so i can ramble. sigh
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something something these guys are almost always used as just a sidepiece to grian
#my art#salty moment#im not maintagging this#slight rant below#just. grr. mumbo barely has any fics and such centered around him#scar is almost always used to further grian and his angst#not to mention. some depictions of desert duo are like. fucking abusive??#hrghh :/#and bigb.... he got attention through the cheating arc of dl and nothing else#and also the hole. but even the hole kind of got made about grian too#bigb is cool. appreciate him more in general#anyway if ya dont agree. leave me alone thank you <3#also ssorry if the art is low quality it was a quick doodle before dinner jeiaefijwi#blinky by stiffyck
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i hope you guys understand my vision
#not every hermit is on here. if they didnβt fit any of the six categories i didnβt want to force it#i guess other βgenresβ not included here would be: abba. childrens music (wheels on the bus etc). jazz.#locus fandom time#shitpost#hermitcraft#mcyt#hermitblr#xbcrafted#<- hes the only one im maintagging because im DESPERATE to know if the xb fans agree with me. you see where im coming from right?#βe girls are ruining my lifeβ is That corpse song btw#if you want to hear my explanations on these. just ask. I have thought all of these through.#like some of them are just βthe cc likes this music a lotβ (xisuma wels doc) but most of them I have a lot of character thoughts on#hermitcraft memes
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still cannot get over how much of a toxic sweat joel is. like if you watched his pov for mcc you would have no idea that his main schtick is that he's literally a builder on a fantasy roleplay server he is one of the most unnecessarily competitive players ive ever seen. the guy taught himself to speed bridge for tgttos and he occasionally does it on empires just to show off. he posted a clip on twitter of him playing tgttos on mcc island and the only words he says in the whole clip are "fuck off" four times. he camps the subreddit and viciously attacks anyone who places his team lower than top 5. someone so much as looks at him funny on stream in empires and he goes back to his base, grabs a chestplate and 5 golden apples, and hunts them down in complete silence until they're dead. you just know that man spends hours of his free time grinding competitive minecraft and for WHAT. to build a floating island???? to babysit his armor stand son????? NOBODY does it like him
#he is SOOOO insecure i love him so much#ive been watching mcc since mcc 2 and until about a year ago i only watched sweaty players#and then i started watching hermits and adjacent just to have a chill experience#and somehow joel is LESS chill than 90% of the players i used to watch who were ACTUAL sweats. like pvpers and stuff#IT NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY TO ME#that being said ive watched almost all of joels mccs and seeing him go from an average to getting top 10 a few times has been awesome#ive been one of the joel A tier truthers since like mcc 15 and i was RIGHT#smallishbeans#whenever i maintag a joel post i get a little bit paranoid that hes gonna see the post . so if u see this joel#im proud of u. keep thotting it up in mcc. slay
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breaking my silence on chess the musical to say that i would literally not give a fuck about this show if i thought it was good or fully successful at what it is saying. SORRY! i love how messy she is. i love how since 1984 and continuing to this very day people with entirely different perceptions of and opinions on the musical have attempted in their own ways to "make it good" by creating all these different versions with like notably different plots, characterization, and song order, and i love how fucking bad the vast majority of these are despite it all. i hope people keep trying to fix chess the musical forever and until the end of time. i hope no one ever figures it out. i want every currently living theatre director in existence to make their own version and for all these versions to come out on broadway at the same time, making that year's musical season entirely comprised of various different versions of the cold war chess musical by tim rice and half of abba. i want not only our greatest minds but also our middlest-of-the-road and worst minds to come up with their own conclusions as to why chess does not entirely work in its original form or any subsequent forms like to really think about it and yes i do want someone to dedicate their entire life to perfecting chess by releasing version after version after version until they die peacefully but still, as always, in the grips of obsession. i want marriages to be broken up. i want mental states to be shattered. i dream of this world
#it speaks!#ive said this on another platform but i dont like using that platform none of my friends are there. so you all get the expanded version.#pearl's chess rant: deluxe edition. and im not even finished.#i want at least one intrepid director to do what ppl do with shakespeare and set it in a completely different era ->#<- & change the central political conflict but not enough so its still like. well now this is about medieval feudalism why is it also ->#<- still about a chess proxy war ... that just makes no sense. it just doesnt make sense ........#'breaking my silence on chess the musical' sam knows i think about it still. but for the purposes of public appearance. you understand.#chessposting#chess the musical#<- real ones know i rarely maintag but i want all seven active chess fans to see this bc i need their insights
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sketchy and unfinished but here scarian nation take this. i am deeply DEEEEEEEEPLY unwell in my head. address all care packages to the desert
#DONT ask where i found the time and energy for this#im having a disease about them#scarian#desert duo#hermitblr#hermitshipping#can i maintag or would that like. land me in jail#hmm best not#suggestive#animatic#trafficblr#cw blood#cw character death#just canon traffic stuff
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Cool down sketch 15 minute sketch
Featuring Harumi and Akiko Kuzuryu
#drnextgen#harumi kuzuryu#akiko kuzuryu#sorry im not maintagging this shit#this is for like#the two ppl#who would want to see this
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it's finally done. the james fitzjames playlist that says more about my music taste than anything else really.
#π#not putting this in any maintags#but i will put it in my#fitzjames#tag#ill probably edit the song order at some point too im not thrilled with it rn#but ive gone over it so many times i feel like im going to scream if i have to look at it for one more moment
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dialtown whiteboard shit from 2 diff boards (more under the cut)
#giggle.#dialtown#oliver swift#randy jade#randal jade#karen dunn#phonegingi#im not gonna maintag the rest of it#but#i DO like the mingus doodle under the cut.#my work#eta alt text bc it was posted w/o it
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did you know kaycee's username on ebay is "Leshys_Gurl", we see from luke carders emails on the official inscryption site
just learned this and thought you should know, im in shock
WHY DID I ONLY LEARN THIS LIFECHANGING PIECE OF KAYCEE LORE JUST NOW OH MY GOD
#I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO DIE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME KNOW#GIRL WHATS WRONG WITH YOU#sjdfhsdfsdffdhgdfhiohvofdvj9dug903r900f9 s00cmu0us0f#ask#kaycee hobbes#inscryption#im maintagging this everyone needs to know her fucking bymbo ebay username#good fucking grief i need to lay down#ive surprisingly never went to the inscryption website despite knowing about it forever#i went there to confirm this is real. luke bought a legendaria pack from her#also why the fuck was she alive in 2021 did she not die years before#mf selling card packs off ebay as a gost. god shes so fucking lame
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mildly frustrated at how many 'we need to talk about lizzie more' posts ive seen and the distinct lack of actual posts of art or writing about lizzie that ive seen cross my dash
like guys i thought we wanted to talk about lizzie and not the fandom's problems when is that happening
#not to be bitter but i got 3 likes and 0 reblogs on my lizzie fic that i posted last night#whereas i usually get like 26 ish notes for my other stuff in the same amount of time#and like. ive seen SO many posts of 'dont forget lizzies story'#i definitely havent!! i am definitely writing lizzie-centric things!!!#its just that no one cares to actually /read/ it#it does feel a little less like caring about lizzie's story and more about protesting against the misandry by using lizzie's story#as an example#idk maybe im thinking too much about this but yk. support artists and writers pls#dont just compain about how no one is writing when i am!!! we are writing!!! we are drawing!!!#are you reading? are you reblogging?#wren wrambles#im not gonna maintag this cause its more of a rant than anything but#yeah
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#ryan's screaming#THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE POLL SUBMISSION IM USING IT TO BE AWFUL#hermitblr#SORRY. SORRY#hermitblr poll#hermitcraft#hermitcraft poll#why am i maintagging this#listen if the hermitcraft gay sex survey can be maintagged this is FINE#if you dont like this please just scroll past im just being goofy#IEHRJDNDKDJDJ (<<scared)#anyway im voting for milkpulses. if u even care#tried to give it some variety . for the simps<3
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