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100 years in the future Jason could just used the future version of Google to look up his siblings and fight their descendants. I just think Jason tryna get some random 25 year old to square up because he’s mad at Bruce and Dick is funny.
Jason trying to decide if he wants to go fight Bruce's great great grandson first or dick great granddaughter
#ask#anon#im not gonna lie#this is a really sad au#but in my head i just keep calling it#the reverse bart au#ya get it#haha ha
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I loved how he got extremely annoyed at the crew. Like sir. Do you not know the people you trapped??? They have a track record of not giving a fuck and doing things their way. ESPECIALLY MARIO. 😂
#that ending was cool asf tho#im not gonna lie#mario have that pinkie pie level of fourth wall breaking#smg4#smg4 crew#smg4 mario#mr puzzles#puzzlevision
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im gonna be so honest guys. Dogday (experiment version) probably smells like ASS. Not probably, DOES. He DOES smells terrible. Horrid. Wretched. He’s a literal man in a kids mascot fursuit rotting, sweating, slimy, and not to mention the smell of the fabric combining with his skin.
I do not care though. I will be sniffing him up until my nostrils give up as my nose turns longer like Pinocchio if he ever asks if he smells bad and I say no. I will sniff that man like a candle from Walmart. I will make sure every intake I get processes through my head like I will get high off of it. I can never hurt his feelings
#debvinsrambles#poppy playtime#smiling critters#dogday#smiling critters dogday#poppy playtime 3#im not gonna lie#id probably like it anyways
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I don't blame shadowheart for being a shar devotee
Ive seen her status
Like fuck, I'd want to live in her eternal darkness too
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we gotta stop pretending like that weak ass punch is doin something
#wwe#raw lb#seth rollins#im not gonna lie#I like how their selling his ‘titanium reinforced hand’ that can absolutely knock out seth in one punch#like that’s sick but f*** that guy#and like seth can withstand more than one lil punch okayyy
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#im not gonna lie#i was making the picture vs thing and i cried laughing#mixed matchup tag#poll#polls#tumblr bracket#tumblr competition#round 1#cartoon bracket#shrek#shrek 2#idk what movie he has his kids in#i cant do this#what am i doing rn bro..#blues clues#the show must go on#i gotta commit to the bit
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Could you do Glamrock Bonnie and Monty? :3
Hehe... I never really thought of doing security breach content, but sure! Though, I'm not too sure about Monty...
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No arbitrary debates about what he "should" have achieved can ever take away what Neymar means to the game. He inspired a generation to see football not just as a matter of wins and losses but as an art form. The seat next to Ronaldinho is taken. And it's the boy from Mogi das Cruzes who occupies it.
Football-mad teenagers the world over stayed up on shoddy Brazilian streams just for the boy with the Mohawk and the nasal strips. And for those who needed to sleep, the next day YouTube compilations made sure that everyone knew exactly what audacious skill he pulled off the night before.
While others left Brazil early, hellbent on proving themselves in the European game. Neymar seemed to understand more than most that it isn't really about how where you play the game that attracts an audience. It's about how you play it.
The very embodiment of Joga Bonito. His game so beautiful that the only way to combat it was through brute force. While some hold his injury record against him, watch back any of the horror tackles he used to receive routinely and it starts to make more sense. The violence that his artistry inspired ultimately became his downfall. An irony so bittersweet that it could only be devised by the football gods.
In any other era, he'd have a Ballon d'Or. But is it really such a big deal that he doesn't? A Champions League trophy, Puskás Award, Copa Libertadores, and ten league titles is a career that most can only dream of. And with Pele's record for Brazil only a goal away from being his, his importance to A Seleção Canarinha will soon be a matter of historical record. No matter what the naysayers have to say about it.
In an age when players are increasingly becoming robotic, we seem to forget that we've been graced with a genius whose talents could never be boiled down to numbers. A career that should be celebrated, not put under a microscope.
You can debate as much as you like. But don't let the discourse keep you from enjoying Neymar. For all his talents and all his faults. Because when it's over, there won't be anyone like him again.
Credit: Copa90 | Via Instagram
#because when its over there won’t be anyone like him again#The violence that his artistry inspired ultimately became his downfall#An irony so bittersweet that it could only be devised by the football gods#THIS POST#this is my 13th reason#this is the last straw#im gonna strangle myself#im gonna jump off a cliff#im just gonna walk into the ocean and let it take me#im gonna end it all the way this ended me#if dont post as much about watching matches as before it’s bc i stopped#im not gonna lie#neymars move hit me hard#like i was crying my eyes for 2 days straight#i have a bunch of hysterical posts in my drafts#but never posted bc i didn’t want to spam anyone#idk how long this apathy is gonna last#or if i can even manage watching psg with no ney#it was my club bc it was his club#but now i don’t know anymore#i just -#i had hope for him#I had such hope for him#I wanted this story end differently so badly that i was blind to the tragedy that was unfolding all this time#neymar jr#psg#fc barcelona#brazil nt#fútbol#mine
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one piece binge ep 7:
"the only thing i want to hear from you are the dinner specials"
damn zoro tell sanji how you really feel
#im not gonna lie#that got a chuckle from me#one piece#one piece live action#roronoa zoro#one piece zoro#zoro#sanji#venux's one piece binge#opla
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head’s up!! there’s stormbringer spoilers ahead
I just binge-read stormbringer and listen- I knew Verlaine was alive in canon, so I figured he wouldn’t die in the novel, but are you seriously telling me that after all the trouble everyone went through to rid of him, they finally get this unkillable overpowered guy to be near death, and he’s revived by the POWER OF GAY LOVE?
#bsd stormbringer#bsd stormbringer spoilers#stormbringer spoilers#bsd spoilers#bsd#i quickly became homophobic#good for them ig???#this is quite fitting for bsd#im not gonna lie#rimlaine#paul verlaine#arthur rimbaud#paul verlaine bsd#arthur rimbaud bsd#stormbringer
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Does Janet and Martha become heros in the future
Janet does Martha on the other hand well youngest siblings are usually the more rebellious ones
#ask#anon#im not gonna lie#i wasn't the biggest fan of the names martha and janet when they were fitst suggested#mostly bc i really do hate when children in media are named after other characters#and irl its not really something you see alot now a days#i say as both my dad was named after his dad#and my aunt was named after her mum#also now that im talking nonsense im pretty sure its still a big thing in other cultures#but anyway back to my point#which is the names have really grown on me#especially martha#i really do think its such a cute name for a kid
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Are you okay?
sure?
why do you ask?
#im not gonna lie#i saw this ask and i went to scroll through my blog to see what i had posted recently#straight up though like. do i seem bad at the moment?? im confused?
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Disaster trouple (male Ava/Peter/Danny) get a visitor in the form of a Danny from another universe.
Ava is pissed because now there are two lizard bastards
Danny is pissed because his new rival is himself
(Oblivious) Peter is happy & concerned that this Danny somehow landed in his universe
New Danny is happy to see his friend but also getting bad vibes from the others???
That would lowkey be pretty funny💀💀
New Danny would just be smiling around Peter and I feel as if he would be a bit defensive against his other version and male Ava💀😭😭
He would be a bit clueless tho😭😭
#im not gonna lie#lowkey i planned in having Sunshine!Spideyfist meet CYM!Spideyfist#💀💀💀#why?#cuz it would be cool but I want to add more context in Sunshine first before I do that fun chapter#same with ATSV meeting Call You Mine spidey#lowkey i have the chapter planned out#asks
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this reminds me of when everyone pretended that one squid? octopus? game from homestuck was real. the olden days of tumblr...
SQUIDDLES….
#im not gonna lie#i read homestuck in 2016 but id come across posts and even i was like#HUH OS SQUIDDLES AN ACTUAL GAME sometimes
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I don't have hair curlers so everytime I wanna do my bangs I use one of those spiky round brushes and a hair clip so I walk around looking goofy for like 10 minutes
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the joke book is BACK BABY
#the last of us#tlou spoilers#the last of us hbo#bella ramsey#ellie the last of us#joel miller#pedro pascal#tlou series#the last of us spoilers#the algae bra got me#im not gonna lie
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