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newts-and-sharks · 2 years

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posts this and then leaves-

#meet karamal #also hi guysss #im not deaddddd #but imma wait until saturday to post again #be nice to karamal hes sensitive and cries easily ok byeeeee #newts doodles #karamal #my ocs <3

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sandycookie · 2 years

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Yuu | Player (Twisted-Wonderland), Original Characters Additional Tags: Drabble, Spin-Off, (kind of?), unnamed narrator Summary:

In which a curious boy new to the world finds himself eyeing a blank-faced child. He only ever watches. ~ A short story based on writingerror’s wonderful fic “Yuu and The Power Of Magic”.

#twisted wonderland #twst #yuu #yuu and the power of magic #fanfiction #im not deaddddd #just consumed with brainrot

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botls · 9 months

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not being dramatic i promise but this is actually the best exchange i’ve ever read

#WHY IS SHREK FIONA DONKEY SO FITTING 😭#annabeth said ‘i’m fine with this’ IM DEADDDDD #the og trio #chalice of the gods #cotg spoilers #mine

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slidingtroughf1 · 5 months

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I was watching some videos from the past year and found this once again, and I'm crying, screaming, throwing up.

#AAAAaaa #THE GLOVE OVER THE TATTOOO #CRAZYYY #THE 18 RIGHT THERE #crying screaming throwing up #im deadddddd #deaddddd #fernandoooooo #fernando alonso #lance stroll #strollonso #formula 1 #sorry to my neighbors who had to hear my screams

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girluimfailing · 4 months

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Ppl on twitter calling this SA. Y'all r sick in the head. This is living proof that misogyny rots yalls brains to the 10th degree

Male victims r already joked about so much and y'all r making it into a joke even more. Disgusting to use real life traumatic incidents to justify your trash ship wars. HOW TF IS THIS SA 💀💀THEY HAVE KISSED. THEY HAVE HELD HANDS. THEY CALL EACH OTHER BF AND GF. HE MAKES FANFICS ABT HER. HE IS LITERALLY HOLDING HER AND SMILING.

"guys she is SAing him"

one smack ill give

At least try to hide your misogyny. just shameful.

#yaplaint #flamian #daminika #wtffff #embarrassing #damian wayne #flatline dc #do whatever tf u want but don't act THIS CRAZY IM DEADDDDD HOW IS THIS SA

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splatattackz · 6 months

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thinking about how shelby almost put the coords to squirrels base in that last note to aimsey but didnt end up doing it bc they didnt want to do that without their team there. fully knowing theyd never get to talk to their team about it. that there wouldnt be a tomorrow morning to talk about it. that there was no point. they were never waking up here again. but squirrels were such a close-knit team that despite all of this shelby could not do it. even in the last minutes. even if she would never see them again anyway, she could not betray them.

and now squirrels base will probably never be found. it was super well hidden, the one they had made on the last day. a forever sealed tomb, still as untouched as the day they left it. left ready for a next morning that would never come. a sunrise they would never see. the lights were still on. i wonder if coco turned them off. does coco return to water the trees, the moss? dust the place? they were an esquilete too, you know. a baby squirrel. as shelby decreed with her last minutes.

somewhere, under lush caves and the oceans shore, lays an obsidian floor. it is decorated with foliage, trees, mushrooms. accompanied by chests and furnaces. flour covers the purplish-black surface of the floor from where someone used to bake. lanterns hang above. and most importantly, 5 color coded chairs. all of it left untouched. a resting place.

it is quiet.

the sun rises.

it is empty.

the sun sets.

it is peaceful.

#AAAAAAA TEAM SQUIRRELS IM NORMAL ABOUT YOU #GODDDD THEIR LAST MOMENTS LEAVE ME DEADDDDD #HOW SHELBY WAS ALONE WITH NO ONE BUT COCO #TEAM SQUIRRELS DIED AS IT LIVED #QUIETLY #NEVER TO BE FOUND #NEVER TO BE HARMED #AAAAAAA #qpurgatory 2 #qpurgatory 2 squirrels #team squirrel #qsmpattackz #splatattackz

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bones-of-a-rabbit · 9 months

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infodumps abt a new au idea (the demon-familiars au, or the un-familiars au)

TL,DR: Reader is a witch/wizard hired by a town to handle a poltergeist/demon problem (Vanny has a cult and is trying to summon demons lol), but they aren't very good at being a witch/wizard and after a bunch of 'throwing things at the wall to see if anything sticks' and absolutely nothing working, they, in a panic, kind of accidentally summon Sun and Moon, who are equally shocked to see them and after a bunch of staring at each other like ?????????? reader ropes Sun and Moon into helping them and hides them in plain sight as their 'familiars' until they've taken care of the demonic cult problem, promising to send them home as soon as things are ok again. PLOT TWIST THEY GET ATTACHED TO EACH OTHER AND KISS PROBABLY HAHAHAAAAAA

(the long initial ramblings/brainstorming i did w the space aces in discord is copy-pasted below, if anyone wants only vaguely coherent ideas n concepts abt this au and ur willing to torture urself, go nuts w it ig lol)

taken directly from the space aces discord, i present: the reason all of my aus are barely coherent and somehow overly thought through and barebones all at once, as shown by the following example (unfamiliars au edition)

weird silly demons/familiars Sun Moon au where Reader is a (less than talented) amateur witch/wizard trying to lie themselves into a position of relative security (bc theyve had to move three different times bc towns shun n drive away witches/wizards that proves to be unhelpful) and they werent actually trying to summon sun n moon so they end up getting them involved in their scheme but oops there is some kind of other demonic threat that is actually a big problem and oops oops now we have to seriously work together to not get killed by the other eviller demon or the cult summoning it while also fooling the townsfolk into thinking that u r competent and have everything under control

Sun and Moon, a couple of demons just chilling when suddenly summoned to the material world: what in the heck Reader, having just performed a spell/ritual they've never read the instructions for backwards and facing the wrong cardinal direction: SHUT UP AND PRETEND TO BE MY FAMILIAR FOR A MINUTE OR WE ARE BOTH GONNA GET KILLED, BURNING-ON-A-CROSS STYLE

hhhgj i just had. a rlly sappy idea for the 'familiars' part

basically like. witches n wizards naturally end up casting their own 'summoning' spell for their familiar at some point, most of th time when they are really starting to understand and control their magic? so to see a witch or wizard without one it's like 'wow they're a beginner' or 'something is wrong with them, why dont they have a familiar??'

so Reader asks Sun n Moon to pretend to be their familiars partly bc 'uh oh i summoned two whole entire demons without even meaning to i have to make this look intentional' and 'if i have a familiar the people will assume im a Real Witch/Wizard and respect me more'

and at one point when they r getting to be like, actual friends instead of 'weird roommates', Sun gets curious bc ofc he does

Sun: Soooo,, we're your pretend-familiars? Reader: Yea Sun: Sooooooooo,, do u not have a familiar? I've never heard of a wizard with no familiar Reader, visibly upset/disappointed (in themselves): Yeah, well, it turns out it's only the witches and wizards with actual skills that can summon familiars. So. Couldn't tell you if I've got one or not, I've never managed a proper summoning spell. Sun, foot in his mouth: oh,, Reader: Yep.

and then later. It turns out. There are ways to make a demon into a familiar! Turns out in the distant past some wizards used to make demons they frequently summoned for spell/magic services into familiars bc it was way easier than just doing the entire summoning ritual every single time

but at this point, Reader and Sun n Moon are close enough to be good friends, and Reader doesnt want to force that kind of permanent connection on them, they probably just want to go home, theyre probably sick of being here and being around u, and,,, u get the idea

and Sun n Moon dont wanna force that kind of permanent connection on YOU bc what if ur sick of them, or ur tired of feeding and housing them or putting up with their jokes n bickering, or maybe after everything u really dont want anything to do with demons!!!

so there's a lot of sad pining that none of them know abt

bc ofc they r all idiots in this au sorry thems the rules

and then at some point there is some big threat/place they have to go to, or maybe Reader gets injured in a fight, idk take ur pick, anyway in a heat of the moment panic Moon is like 'HEY U WANT US TO BE UR FAMILIARS RIGHT??' and reader like barely conscious is like 'w??? yea??????' thinkin he means the pretend thing theyve had going on

anyway spur of the moment/'im doing this to save ur life bc i love u' familiar binding spell/ritual performed BAM now ur stuck together

and when everything is calm again n the fighting is over reader looks at Moon and is like 'so ur like,, my actual familiar now,,' and Moon, sweating bullets, unsure if this is rlly what u wanted or if u went with it out of fear of dying, is like 'yyyyyyyyyes?'

and reader starts bawling their eyes out and kisses him bc this is like. th dream scenario to u

anyway reader n sun n moon are th worlds least likely wizard/familiars combo but somehow they r absolutely unstoppable together thank u for coming to my tedtalk

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ajs-bookmark · 5 months

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ARG ARG ARG ARG ARGGGG

I FINISHED CHALICE OF THE GODS.

my thoughts: (no spoilers)

this is so percabeth it’s making me so happy🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

grover is such a king like i love him so much

sally jackson SUPREMACY. we already knew that but it needs to be said a lot.

AC+PJ😭

“eight last week” ok persassy

anyways i can’t say anything without giving too much away, because SOMEONE (AJ) hasn’t read it yet. so.

i’ll post more when she reads it 😛

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percy jackson show #pjo series #pjo tv show #bc percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #i love them your honor #relationship goals #why can’t i be like this #i just want to be like percabeth #they’re my parents fr #omg i forgot to mention !!!#ANNABETHS ITCHY HAT IM DEADDDDD #i didn’t know that ????#anyways #AJ you should read it so i can spoil it for people on tumblr 🥰

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the-little-knight · 6 months

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@marclef she's started cookin'

#She's gonna be tough but im gonna try #But ill do it tomorrow though #Brain deaddddd #Hand hurrrtttt

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kkrazy256 · 1 year

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Diablo Gato

#puss in boots #shrek #the little fuckingwiggle im deaddddd #i high key think he looked cuter doing the eyes in the old animation style than the new movie one

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randombubblegum · 2 years

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i am in tears

#SHE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US I THINK IM DEADDDDD #paramore #hayley williams

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mihai-florescu · 8 months

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I wish i was the intern for candy crush saga's official twitter man what the hell is going on

#SAKURA MESSAGE??? IM DEADDDDD #candy crush what is your opinion of nagi. who is your favorite character

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paperpeachy · 11 months

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sarry i did not draw anything for pmtok or spm this yr..............i promise i will draw a group pic one of these days..

#i still need to make a proper los group pic. w my updated designs n all.....#ive been at werk all week im so DEADDDDD

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theambergxmbler · 2 months

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FOR YOU DARK PRINCE.

DIDN’T EVEN TECHNICALLY FINISH THE THREAD BECAUSE ITS STILL ONGOING ON A DIFFERENT BLOG 😭😭 even worse because we plan to throw Stephen specifically back into this AU LMAOOOO

#// THIS HAS ME CACKLING THOUGH HAHAHAHAHAHA #// NOT YOU BEING THE ‘UP’ GRANDPA IM DEADDDDD #[ fave. ]#[ answered. ]#[ ooc. ]#// literally crying from laughign fuckkkkk

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slidingtroughf1 · 5 months

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AAAAAAA MY BABY GIRL IS BAAAACK

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#HE POSTEEEED #HE POSTED #MY POOKIE #SMASHH #so fucking cute #lance stroll #f1 #formula 1 #aston martin #AAAAAA #Instagram #IM DEAD #IM DEADDDDD

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wriochilde · 3 months

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navia is too gorgeous for this game i swear

#if she has no fans im deaddddd #finn.txt

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