You're gonna abandon your kids, Tim?
I am a sick dying old woman and you all come to harass me on my death bed honestly if there was ever a reason to abandon your kids I think this would be it
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ahem. i'm on my hands and knees begging all of the creatives in this fandom to please consider this raunchy thought: that of professor dekarios being bent over or spread out on his desk and reamed.
extra points for:
his lover using gale's tie or stole to manhandle him, bind his wrists, or gag him
his lover putting a hand over his mouth / fingers in his mouth because they have to keep quiet (spoiler: it doesn't work)
his lover planting a sweet kiss on his sweaty forehead after having successfully fucked him out of his stressed out mind #romance #truelove
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Vale forcing himself to be physically close to Marc when he can (arms around him in parc fermé, hand at the small of his back on podiums, tucking Marc to him after they've knocked champagne bottles, etc etc) and someone (Alex? JL?) pointing out to Marc that the photos/videos are not much different than the ones that were being taken of them pre-Sepang 2015 (except back then Marc was always the one looking on Vale when he wasn't looking and now it's the opposite) (none of them is noticing that)
screaming at this..... the official motogp instagram account posts like. a picture compilation of vale doing a marc-style little freak stare at him in a bunch of recent press conferences and smooching him on the temple on the podium and grabbing his waist in parc ferme with a caption like. LOVE IS LOVE <3 get someone who looks at you like @ valeyellow46 looks at @ marcmarquez93 hashtag pride hashtag motogp. and marc sees it and stares at his phone for a full 30 seconds blankly systematically shutting down every single one of his emotional responses. cannot believe this is his life. so close to what he wants but he still thinks its fake and that vale hates himmmmm
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truly a waste of talent lmfao…. do better hun🫡
normally i would just delete and block but i gotta commend it to you to find specific things to reply to. but anyway... ok? what do you think doing all this would achieve? quickly! 🎤🎤🎤
not you equating me hating men to a MISOGYNIST baby misandry is nowhere is terrible and harmful the way misogyny is and youre a clown for thinking that way LMFAO
theres a reason theyre fictional, it's bc they dont measure up to irl men. but either way im writing bout a bunch of lines and youre worried about this...? why dont u worry about putting ur age first
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cannot BELIEVE that my father just said “eh.” to the ending of good omens 2. “eh. it was ok. lot of buildup for nothing.” HES A CISHET MAN HE DIDNT GET IT. HE DIDNT HEAR WHEN AZIRAPHALE SAID “come to heaven with me” AND MEANT “i can make heaven good enough for you and i can love you in a way that is accepted” BECAUSE AZIRAPHALE IS SO TRAPPED IN THE SYSTEM THAT HE DOESNT REALIZE THAT WHAT CROWLEY HEARD WAS “you can finally be good enough for heaven again and i can only love you when you are good” AND WHEN CROWLEY CHOSE TO STAY ON EARTH HE JUST WANTED TO LOVE AZIRAPHALE AND BE LEFT ALONE BUT AZIRAPHALE THOUGHT HE HATED HEAVEN MORE THAN HE LOVED HIM AND THEY ALSO. REALIZED RHEY COULD LOVE EACH OTHER AT THE EXACT SAME TIME BUT THEY MISCOMMUNICATED SO BAD AND THAT KISS WASN’T AN “I LOVE YOU” IT WAS A LAST DITCH EFFORT. CROWLEY PUT HIS GLASSES BACK ON (his WALLS BACK UP) AND THEY WERE WRONG THEY WERE ON THE WRONG SIDES OF THE SCREEN AND HE DIDNT KNOW!!! HE DIDNT GET IT
OH AND DONT FORGET ABOUT CROWLEY SAYING NO NIGHTENGALES BEFOREHAND. NO VOICE OF GOD. NO HOPE. NO LOVE. GHGRGRRGGGH
(im bonkers)
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It's that time of the month again
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CA: kankri i wvasnt kidding wvhen i said i wvas pregnant. twvo fuckin grubs just popped out of my nook i am so panicking right nowv
@badlydrawncronus
he's also panicking
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ok actually i don't think i'll ever forgive @favvnsongs for making me ship washilon bc now i am all consumed that the fact that wash DIDN'T KNOW epsilon survived the implantation process LIKE
and the SECOND that he found out that he was alive he rebelled from pfl and took off to go save him with the intention of sacrificing himself in order for epsilon to survive i cannot with these two
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