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hoeforinarizaki · 1 year

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MEMES & LOVE.

Type: Headcanons

Futakuchi Kenji x Crackhead!GN!Reader (Singular)

Summary: Of course maybe someday Dateko's captain would end up dating someone. But nobody even knew he'd start dating a total memelord. Not even Futakuchi himself.

No Warnings! Pure Crack And Comedy.

Futakuchi Keiji:

I'm a simp for this man so just beware okay.

Well to start off literally you did not give a single quack about introductions and just went "hey so i think you're hot and all wanna go on a date?"

HELP HE IS SO CONFUSED SHSUSGHSHS– like shawty yes he fine as hell but context pls 🤡

Look, this man is definitely down and all since he thinks you're interesting but finds it weird how you can literally joke about anything at anytime and by anything...

I MEAN EVERYTHING, like..? 💀

He just made a comment about volleyball and you're out here making those sports puns. Like you guys were just hanging at the gym then you just went–

"Hey, Futakuchi-kun?" "What..?" "If you wanted a hard serve we should've went to an ice cream shop instead." 👁👄👁 mm yes hard serve ice cream–

So yeah, he hates you /j

Lol just joking he honestly thinks some of your puns are very bad, but most of them are really funny. He was genuinely drawn to you because of your humor.

And when the other guys heard you were dating him they went like WHAT?? SAY SIKE RN??

Nobody knows how it ever happened, don't ask 😭 you bein' innocent and cute over here like "you didn't know? 🤨"

Fr though Futakuchi over here just wants to die now lolz

As a boyfriend, he would often tease you randomly and you'd use jokes as a literal excuse to make him think that you're immune to his sexiness.

Which you aren't, and he later learns that. Cue him just being at your side all the time and making you blush– 😍

Just rail me already dammit i'm already whipped

Aone honestly thinks that you were his sibling at first because damn you both play fight a lot. Nobody would ever think their captain could be like that /hj

During the time you aren't chaotic, both of you just sit around and cuddle each other the entire day.

Futakuchi thinks you've finally calmed down...until a minute later you sneakily take your phone out and send him a really cursed meme of shrek x dora 😰

He will stare you dead in the eyes and you'd be praying for forgiveness so good luck with that.

But the times you actually ARE calm and just want some good 'ol lovey dovey time with your boyfie be ready to pass out from bloodloss because of nose bleeding.

BECAUSE DAMN HE SO FINE

You come home from hanging out with friends and see him in the bedroom with his shirt off and skggsihsohs– and just sends this hot smirk your way which almost kills you 🥵

...This was supposed to be crack but i got carried away i'm sorry i am in love with this man.

Jokes aside, Date Tech seriously deserves more love.

#haikyu x reader #haikyuu!!#futakuchi x reader #futakuchi headcanons #aone takanobu #date tech #LET'S GO DATEKO #im a simp #date tech x reader #haikyuu crack #memelord #fanfic #anime headers #x reader

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fulcrum-7567 · 2 years

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I FOUND TECH WITHOUT HIS GOGGLES

I REPEAT, I FOUND TECH WITHOUT HIS GOGGLES

#im a simp for him okay #star wars #the bad batch #tbb tech #tech bad batch #tech #tbb #star wars the bad batch #sw tbb #star wars bad batch #bad batch

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assassinhomecreedstuck · 6 days

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bad batch my beloved

#i miss them already #wow that ending man omg #i was expecting so much tragedy and received so much hope #this is the single best star wars media of the decade #grown up omega i want to see you again fighting the empire #i wanna see old wrecker and old crosshair too #i guess tech really did die huh #i was so sure they were all gonna die starting with wrecker #im so glad they lived man im so happy that i cried about it #omg i need to see what happens to echo and rex and cody and the rest of the clones #am i a clone simp? wow i just wanna see them theyre so fucking cool oh my god #the rest of star wars is kinda meh to me at this point i wanna see what happens to the clones

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thirdgalaxykatsworld · 1 year

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Okay so I was thinking about hunter from tbb and liKE DAmn he has a pretty waist and TECH with the racing AHHH DAMMN

Like hunter can where a corset-

#star wars #the bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb tech #gawd damn #clone force 99 #im a simp for tech snd hunter

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dinogirl123 · 2 years

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They say “do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life” but I don’t see any careers for simping over fictional characters and reading fan fiction 🙄😤

#fanfiction #im a simp #fiction #marvel studios #star wars clone wars #I love the clones #tbb tech #steven grant #bucky barnes #marc spector #jake lockley

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pois0ncandy · 1 year

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l love guys in masks so much like i don’t know what it is but they make my brain feel funny

#like full face masked #gas masks #just masks!!#they’re so hot!!!#and like when they where tech wear or like super heavy clothes and boots and leather and shit #omggggg #legit every character i simp for wears a mask #im high

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chilei-the-hotsauce · 1 year

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Oh hell yeah I got it to work!

yay :D

#im just simping lol #legally of course #ask chilei #my beloved mutual #tech my husband #chilei's on skooma again

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chaosprincess404 · 10 months

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💗About me💗

Name: Sakura

Age: 35

Height: 153cm/5ft

Nationality: Japanese x Australian

(Yes I can moan in 2 languages)

S/D: Switch but default Sub princess.

Status: Unowned and seeking both a master and a puppy.

Fun fact: I’m hyper sexual.

💗Kinks💗

CNC, Breeding, BD/SM, face fucking, face sitting, ass eating, gagging, drooling, ahegao queen, choking, slapping, biting, hardcore, public, humiliation, free use, princess treatment, femdom, financialdom, ownership, puppy boys, praise, unhealthy obsession, knife play, costumes, pain….. pretty much anything but scatt sorry

💗Biggest turn on💗

Seeing a man obsess over me it will get me so wet regardless of where I am. This is not a joke it gets me so turned on. 🤤💗

💗A little more about me💗

Im a chaos princess who loves making bad decisions. I have the words human trash tattooed on my arm in Japanese and chaos in Korean. I have an obsession with sex and tattoos. I’m a Tech nerd who works in cybersec, I do neon night street photography and 3D asset building for games. I worked as a hentai voice actress for three years in Tokyo. I’m fluent in English and Japanese and can play any part you want. I do have OF which I use the money to support my chaotic life by buying sex toys, costumes, and mainly to support my dream of being a tattoo artist and saving up for my tattoo gear and a better PC build. I tend to like nerdy guys who want to destroy me or me to destroy them.

💗How to simp for me?💗

I love simps and encourage simp behaviour. The more you obsess over me the more attention I will give you because people being obsessed turns me on.

1. Sub for to my OF, I reply to all DMs there and you will get my attention more than any other platform.

2. Repost my posts, like and comment.

3. Send me Anons

4. Follow my IG _dopam1n3

5. Spoil me by sending me a little something cute from my throne Wishlist.

💗FAQS💗

- Pet names I like: Princess, Goddess, Babydoll, Mistress.

- Have you ever dated a fan? Yes my ex originally was my fan.

- Sub or Dom? I’m a switch so I enjoy being both sub and dom. I love being owned and being taken care of but I also like owning someone.

- Do you have PayPal? Yes DM me for it.

- Do you make custom content? Yes I offer custom content on my OF.

- Do you accept tributes? Yes I do.

- Can you ruin my life? Yes absolutely!

- Where to talk to you? I reply fastest in OF and from time to time I reply on IG and Tumblr.

💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜

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donkey-rider · 2 years

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Tech's S/O: is it < or >

Tech's S/O: *making the signs with their hands*

Tech: what are those hand gestures for?

Tech's S/O: well I can never remember which one it is so I pretend it's a crocodile that wants to eat the biggest part and that determines which way its facing

Tech: ...

Tech: I'm in love with you

I still don't know which ones which

#sw tbb #the bad batch #bad batch tech #bad batch textposts #the bad batch headcanons #bad batch incorrect quotes #im a tech simp #tech x fucking me thank you very much #tech x reader #this is what i do #learnt it in british primary school thank you very much

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cookie-crumblr · 7 months

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Hype Train!

F! Streamer Reader x M!Yandere Streamer OC

Part 1~

His Info: 📹✨

Part: 1 2

!!!MINORS DNI!!!

CW: lots of boring tech talk(sorry i nerd out sometimes and i wanted to show his thought process for his intro) yandere, f!reader, use of she/her when referring to reader, reader has a vagina, stalking, internet stalking, lewd comments not from ML, edit: sorry! i forgot to tag NONCON EXHIBITION!!! omg that’s probably huge. i am so sorry!!!

He is always looking for smaller streamers to raid, to bring in his moderately sized and very active audience to someone who may often only get about 5-10 people.

Today, he picked you. Your cute little VTuber model already having captivated him. He looks up your sinsta first, and sees your selfies. You somehow look just like your tuber!

You’re so cute.

He clicks “raid now”, and says to shower you in love!

As soon as the alert goes off for the raid, so does a long line of follower alerts. “Wh-what?! OMG! Thank you so much!!! Welcome to my stream! how was yours? if you have to raid and run, go eat and sleep pleasantly!”

Oh goodness, you sound cute. You even cared about him without knowing him, sure he knows it’s just polite for streamers to say those things. But coming to him in your adorably sugary voice, he instantly believes you really care.

While he’s watching the swaying of your adorable little avatar on screen, he’s imagining the movements in your actual face behind the camera.

“Oh my! im so sorry, uh-” Your mic picks up your ferocious typing, and your sudden shock snap him back to the moment,“I forgot to shout you out, Jasper!”

His name rolling off your tongue sounds so perfect, as if he’s been waiting to hear it that way his entire life.

He springs into action, realizing you have no mods, lithe fingers dancing across keys swiftly and with new purpose, “No worries! Tysm for the SO!! also, i can mod for you, if you want!😊”

You beam behind your screen, “Oh! i could never ask that of you! maybe if you’re here again next time!”

Of course he will be. You don’t know that though.

“O-m-gee! Thank you all soooo much for the hype train!!! level 5?! i’ve never even had a level three!! this is crazy!”

God you’re cute when you’re so excited.

He has your selfies from sinsta pulled up in front of him as he listens deeply to you speak.

You’re so thankful, and so, so sweet…

You must be so innocent.

You’re at the very least naive, and he’d hate to just leave you to be eaten up by this cruel, cruel world…

He must get to you first.

Your stream ends a few hours later, his followers stayed the whole time to shower you in love.

He knows he’s got a lot of simps… They’d do anything he tells them to.

You though, you’ve had the most fun streaming that you’ve ever had so far! And that payout this month is really gonna help, they gave so much!

On your dipcord you see a new friend request, it’s him! You add him without a second thought, always looking for more streamer friends.

within seconds you receive a dm from him, “Want to VC?”

“Sure!” you respond, full of excitement. Something in your gut roils, you feel so nervous but your excitement overrules your body’s initial warning.

When you shouted him out you saw his own Vtuber, and heard his melodic voice, your face warms at the thought.

He calls and you answer after long seconds that feel like minutes of deep breathing, and hyping yourself up.

“How are you feeling, Y/Username, you had a pretty productive stream,” Jasper’s voice is even softer than in his clip, your stomach turns to a fluttering tangle of knots.

“Oh! haha,” you giggle, “only thanks to you!”

His heart melts in response.

“You were why the viewers stayed, don’t sell yourself short,” as he speaks he’s sifting through your public scocials.

He has noticed one older woman with her real name as her username that follows you on every single account. He continues down this path through the web. She has pictures with you, confirming that she’s your mother in the descriptions. she has her state tagged on flapbook.

That narrows it down as long as you didn’t move too far.

On your own socials you often have pictures of flowering trees near red bricks. And in one Selfie a street sign is reflected in your dark shades…

He floogle maps it, then goes into street veiw, there’s a couple red brick houses, but there’s also a red brick apartment complex right around the corner with magnolia trees…

He smiles as his fingers find his lips idly zoning out slightly.

You’re only a few hours flight away from him there…

“Jasper?” Your timid voice pulls him back.

“Yes, pretty,” He says in a low groan, “Can I follow your private?”

You blush fiercely, “Ye-Yeah! o-of course,” you’re so glad he can’t see you right now, your face completely buried in your hands.

You open your phone and go to sinstagram, he sent you a follow request and already followed your public streaming account.

You smile to yourself bashfully, tucking stray strands behind your warming ears.

He sees there are a few live cameras connected in the apartment buildings.

“Hey, this is a random question, but do you have a cat cam? i do, and i saw you have a cat on your public…” He asks, hoping to sound inconspicuous.

“Y-yeah! i do, wanna exchange kitten pics?” you laugh feeling more comfortable, he’s got a cat too! You can’t help but love cat dads…

“Always! and do you have protection on it?” he can already see that only a couple of the cameras don’t have any sort of blocker on them in these buildings. He’s almost disappointed.

There… “How cute…” He finds the one with live footage of your cat just as pictured sleeping on it’s giant plant shaped cat tree across the room.

“You mean like the warranty? Y-yeah! I paid for the 2 year…” You try to keep calm…

He sees a few creeps are already connected to your cam.

He easily follows their trail, typing away on his loud mechanical keyboard. The sound of it soothes you, you end up closing your eyes for a second.

“Oh no- You paid?” he sighs in frustration, not at you though. At whatever store took advantage of you. “This brand comes with a free two year when you buy it…” Shit. he misspoke. He isn’t supposed to know the brand.

You don’t consciously notice.

“For real?! I had no idea!!” You’re almost as frustrated. That was like thirty bucks you didn’t even have to spend.

He can’t help the small enamored smile that creeps across his face.

“Next time you want to buy something techy lemme know. I’ll make sure you get the most for what ya pay an all that… But, back to my question- I meant what kind of firewalls do you have on your router, do you use two-factor authentication on the camera?” He knows you don’t have either, but he’ll tell you what to do to start protecting yourself from these animals.

One of the connected IPs is a live cam website that nobody signs up to be on…

The comments on you from just walking in front of it sometimes are lewd and disgust him.

“I hope she walks by today, sigh…”

“She’s so hot… I wish she’d take those panties off more often though…”

“I saw the side of her ass again yesterday. looks so good, god i want to taste her…”

“I’d fuck her so good, better than whoever that ugly fucker is that comes over sometimes…”

“That guy’s so lucky…”

His face is twists in a deeper and deeper disgusted scowl the more he reads, he almost ignored the comments about a guy visiting you.

Almost.

His blood boils.

“I-I didn’t know you need stuff like that… I mean it just faces my cat’s tree anyway! hah…” You giggle more nervously again, feeling a little creeped out by the thought of someone accessing it. Do you walk by sometimes? You realize you do…

“Lemme help you.” He says almost too eagerly. Save it, he thinks quickly. “I-, I like to make sure the people around me are safe at least.”

“That’s so nice of you!! but, I don’t want to ask too much of you, I’m sure i could floogle how to myself!” You sound determined, it’s adorable, and his face softens immediately.

“Nah, it’s seriously no problem, we’re already talkin’ righ’now, an it’ll just take one sec. Promise.” You can hear the smile in his soft voice and feel more at ease again.

“Okay! if you say so, thanks so much, Jasper!”

“Mm,” He can’t help the quiet groan from hearing his name exit your lips, “‘course” He begins the process with you, and makes sure you check the “log out of all other locations” box. of course his doesn’t disconnect though.“I’ll keep you safe from now on.” His words carry a weight that you can feel. Your heart pounds.

“Thank you. I feel better already knowing my cat’s safe!”

You’re more worried about your cat than yourself.

You’re so pure

“Like i said, ‘s no problem. Come to me for whatever you need technologically.” God he hopes you do. He continues typing, working on sending his homemade virus to all these sickos that have gotten to see more of you than they deserve. “I’ll protect you from now on…”

“You-uh- S-sound like you work a lot!” You try and change the topic, your heart flipping over inside you.

“Hmm?” His rumbling voice keeps sending chills throughout your body.

“Oh! sorry, I can hear you typing on your keyboard, what are those? lubed yellows? They sound so nice…” Your face warms, a little embarrassed.

“Mhmm,” He practically moans again, you shiver, “glad you know your switches. They’re my favorite.”

“Could you show me how to lube mine sometime?”

Now it’s his turn with a warm, reddening face, hearing your voice say lube is making him think of anything but keyboards. He idly plays with his lip again, tugging it up with his teeth.

“how ‘bought I do it with you,” You shudder, not knowing, but directly feeling his hidden implications.

You sigh through your nose hoping he doesn’t hear.

He does.

He smiles, ecstatic with the knowledge that you got what he meant.

“Hey, Y/username, I have a little bit of work to do righ’now, can I call you t’morrow?”

“Of course! and it’s Y/N”

He beams, “have a nice evening, Y/N” His voice smooths even more than it already was. He’s barelyy above a whisper speaking into his mic, and straight into your ears.

The effect it has is… A little bit maddening.

“You too,” you speak up with a soft and shaky voice, “see ya later, Jasper” he can tell you’re at least a little aroused by him.

He bites his lip, feeling the tug on his snake bites.

After you hang up, he doesn’t have to wait even a second before the next call is answered:

“Sup Jazzy,” he’s used to hearing his own voice, but it’s always weird coming from another “person”.

“Sup Devvy, how’re you an Issac?”

#oc jasper #my oc #oc x reader #oc x you #yandere #yandere x reader #my fic #yandere x you #dead dove do not eat #tw yandere #streamer yandere #streamer x you #streamer x reader #yandere streamer #male yandere #yandere oc #streamer oc #streamer oc x reader

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biggesttmntfanintheworld · 8 months

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short and sweet mutant mayhem x gn! reader headcanons!!

raph

bullies you(in a nice way i swear)

playfully wrestles you a lot

you guys walk to school together every. singe. DAY.

and he walks you home everyday too

you go to all his wrestling matches(ALL OF THEM)

he slaps your butt a lot(but if you want him to stop he will)

he calls you baby babe boo bae and meat pizza(IN A NICE WAY)

leo

biggest. simp. EVER.

he'll order pizza for you whenever you're hungry(since he can't cook), and if you pay him $1.05 and a kiss on the cheek he'll clean your entire living space

he talks about Tom Brady a lot(im sorry)

he talks about football a lot(im sorry again)

he gets jealous when he sees you talking to any human male(red flag)

you guys go on a date at the outdoor movie place every Saturday

he calls you sweetie honey love my love sweetheart and beautiful

donnie

( i LOVE this goofy goober)

shy asf

would do anything Tech wise for you

you guys listen to Kpop a lot(im sorry if you don't like it)

he tells you really bad jokes(please laugh)

let's you try on his glasses

you guys cuddle and hug a lot

he calls you baby babe honey and bae

mikey

SUPER SWEETHEART<33

HUGS AND CUDDLES ALL DAY EVERY DAY

he calls you cutie more than your own name

can and will kiss you all day(Forget homework bro)

likes when you scratch his shell

says i love you 478 times a day

if you guys sit across each other in class EVERY TIME you look at him he ALWAYS blows you a kiss

he tells you cheesy jokes

he calls you baby babe honey cutie boo bae and pizza bite

IM FINALLY DONEEEEE I REALLY HOPED YOU LIKED ITT

BYE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#mutant mayhem x reader #mutant mayhem #tmnt 2023 #tmnt mutant mayhem #mm tmnt #tmnt mm #mm leonardo #mm leo #mm donnie #mm donatello #mm raph #mm michelangelo #mm mikey #mm movie #idk how to tag this

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mynameisnotsoda · 2 months

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NOW INTRODUCING.... THE CRITTERS !!!

Technically Corvid is still a part of an au, i really like everyone's designs so i guess its just like a weird little au that are also kinda ocs?? Idk. Im still tagging it as the animatronicfication au and using the other ccs names but im completely separating wilbur from Corvid.

The one that probably changed the most is simp LMAO i just went back to his old design that was inspired by Luna (@starrixle's transfem simpbur turned oc) and Spencer is such a fitting name in my mind i literally can not imagine him with a different name *bwomp*

Also I'm working on refs for the other characters associated with the respective critters! I wanna finish them all and dump them into one post and I'll link it here when I'm done.

ANYWAY INFODUMP TIME

Before we go into individual characters i want to say that this is absolutely Minecraft. Like. The world is built off of Minecraft lore yk !!!! The overworld will still be called the overworld but it's basically just earth, with more magic and humanoid species! Along with supernatural creatures and cryptids n stuff :D also with more advanced tech considering Corvid exists pFF

Spencer for the most part kinda was like he is in canon or whatever. She used to lean more towards incel ideology because she was REALLY insecure and uncomfortable with herself for the longest time. Despite that, Spencer and Adrianne (egirl) started dating when they were 17, his unhealthy obsession with her was only fueled by her unhealthy attachment to him. They needed each other and it wasn't good for either of them. Spencer had developed horrible separation anxiety which only made things worse. Over time Adrianne became suffocated by his constant neediness, overwhelming insecurity, short temper and lack of contribution to household chores. It pained her to leave, but things needed to change. It wasn't until the breakup that Spencer met Shepard, who was his first irl friend in a long time. They met when they were around 22/23, at first Spencer just used Shepard as a distraction from Adrianne, especially since he was surprised that they wanted to even be his friend in the first place. But after a while he genuinely started to enjoy their company, plus they offered him really good advice and helped him through a gender/sexuality crisis. Eventually they became partners! Maybe not romantically, as they're both aromantic, but life partners nonetheless.

OH and i did make Spencer white/Salvadoran. Her mom is the first generation from immigrant parents while her dad is British; And her dad's younger brother is Adam's dad! He's also an ex-christian, he left due to religious trauma and moved to America to escape his family hA

Spencer's also a no sabo kid LMAO (he knows some words/phrases but other than that he cant speak Spanish to save his life)

ALSO ALSO. Oh my god i could talk about Spence all day LMAO but i made him a werewolf !!!! Hes SOO jealous of Adam because she wanted the cat genes but instead got bitten and turned into a werewolf as a teenager. She's done a pretty good job at hiding it from her family so Shepard's the only one who knows.

I already dumped everything about Adam into that other post, so I don't really have much else to add. HOWEVER !! Him and Spence are cousins now :3 Adam doesn't get to meet Spencer in person until he moves to America with Charlie & co, but he does follow her socials with his secret accounts that his parents don't know about. The only reason they know they're cousins is because Spencer's dad told her so and she reached out! Much to the dismay of Adam's parents but they've secretly kept in touch online.

Keith's pretty much stayed the same apart from a slight design revamp. Although I've made him a little older since originally i made him look young. But then I decided hes a dad so i started drawing him older for the asks pFF he also has a hooked nose now! In case it's not obvious. Keith got married to Jean VERY young, they were maybe 17/18 in human years. It was an arranged marriage and their only goal was to have an heir to the throne. Well they did, they had two kids, the eldest being a boy named Lune and the youngest being a girl named Sunny, who's the would be heir. Until Jean took both the kids and left. It was completely unprompted and left everyone in the kingdom confused, especially Keith. Sure, they had a loveless marriage and maybe he was insufferable at times, but he wanted to make it work if not for the kids then for the kingdom! But its been almost a year since she left, he's lost hope in ever finding her. Keith desperately wants his kids back, not because Sunny is the rightful heir— though that is part of it—but he loves them both dearly. He misses them the most.

Wilfred has pretty much stayed the same as well! I did give him a grey tshirt and darker hair to further distance his design from wilbur though. Hes just as unhinged and immoral as he used to be !!!! Nothing has changed aside from appearance actually.

Tobi also pretty much stayed the same except for its now got an orange jumper and lighter brown hair pFF although i do now have a story for him! Tobi was found by Alejandro in a storage auction, he managed to sell a lot of pretty valuable things from there but Tobi stood out, obviously, so he kept it. Alejandro is a travel vlogger and lives in an RV with his friends: Tomas, Philip and Charles. His friends just call him Alex. Anyway, they go from town to town trying local food, visiting tourists traps and vlogging the journey! While doing that they also try to find out how to get Tobi's memories back and possibly turn him human again, if they even can. So far they haven't had much luck but maybe one day...

Corvid was created as the backup singer and lead guitarist of the first all animatronic band! Brought to you by Beloved Entertainment! The other members include lead singer Ranboo Beloved, keytarist Tommy Raccoon, and bassist James Tomcat. Located in Ranboo's Mega Pizzaplex, the only location in the world (so far). Corvid adopts a showman personality while on stage, hes charismatic and such a heartthrob, very popular with the ladies. Off stage he's very calm and soft spoken, he's rather shy but still manages to be a flirt and a tease. Lightly poking fun at his bandmates, coworkers and even guests at times. He's definitely a fan favorite for a reason!

This was so fun to write and i cant wait to share more !!!! Stay tuned !!!!!!

#simpbur #studentbur #keith the dragon #dr malpractice #tinybur #animatronicfication au #sodas critters

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dumbestlittlepet · 7 months

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this blog is 18+ only! hard kinks ahead!

About me: im 29, transfem, a sub, poly, a dumb puppy, docile dolly, aspiring bimbo and use she/her, it/its or they/them pronouns 🏳️‍⚧️ heavy sapphic leaning, heavy t4t leaning

names/things i like being called: pet, puppy, dolly, slut/whore/etc, good girl, degrading but cute names, give me a nickname 💖

DM's & Asks open/anon on! cis guys please dont be creepy/pls be chill please send me random spirals/hypno, lewds, tasks, etc! 💌 please help keep me hopelessly needy and edging

kinks/no's/dni's below

💕into (bold = fav)💕:

Hypnotism/Brainwashing

Edging/Denial

Tasks/Rules

Pet play

Tech Control/play

Heal/support slutting/lewding video games in general

Bimbofication/Dumbification

Corruption/gaining new kinks/fetishes

Speech Restrictions

Simping for someone or something/obsession-y play (person, hentai, anything :3)

Gags, Breath Control/Choking, Oral Fixation, Blackmail (i dont think id ever do this with someone tho aopeihfapiehg), cnc, humiliation/embarrassment, somno, praise, etc etc etc

maybe:

bathroom control

heavy pain (anything pain is highly dependent on my mood),

nudity (idk just way more comfy in clothes),

thigh pics (nothing else, and this is a huuuuuuuuuuuuge maybe)

no's:

roleplaying

excessive begging

anal (i need better toys, no fingers)

the usual scat/vomit, wetting, etc

pics

If anything isn't listed feel free to ask! im dumb and am forgetting a lot, also im willing to try most things at least once!

DNI:

TERFS/transphobes/bigots/racists/actual misogyny/right wingers

Minors

Blank blogs/ageless blogs (i understand the want for privacy! at least put an age-range, and if your just lurking/following ppl just something super basic in your bio so i know you arent a bot!)

S*ssy blogs, i dont mind if you follow me but I am not interested at all

the usual Zoo/p3do/etc stuff

Last updated: December 29th 2023

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sweetheart-ashy · 10 days

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MY OPINION ON FOOLS WEEK

These are MY opinions, the “what I expected” was written before I listened to the audio.

Slight spoilers below <3

Gavin - what I expected: utter whiplash.

What I got- a love for Gavin. Seriously if you told me on April 1st that “you're gonna love Gavin” I would have said, “Haha april foolssss, you're insane.” BUT NO. MAN WAS SEXY?! Do I just love submissive men? Lasko Moore effect ig

James - what I expected: Huxley but higher and maybe cuddles

What I got- ???? The need to piss?? Why the fuck did he talk about water so much? Mans has a smooth brain. However, I did get i love for telepaths (fuck cutie tho) tbh I was half asleep when I listened to it. I have never listened to a James audio

Milo - what I expected: spoiled whiny 10-year-old at Sephero, and an ick

What i got- OH MY GOD IM GAY IF YOU TOLD ME A WEEK AGO ID BE SIMPING FOR SPOILED VAMPIRE MILO GREER ID LAUGH. IM DOWN BADDDD. MANS GIVING ME BUTTERFLIES. GOD SAKE. NO ICK. PERFECT. ALREADY LOVE MILO NO DISRESPECT. MAN SET THE BAR FOR MY LOVE LIFE, BUT FOOLS!MILO RAISED THEM. 🤵‍♂️❤️🤵‍♂️ (me and fools milo)

Anton - what i expected: asher the remake but softer??

What I got- SINCE WHEN THE FUCK WAS THERE A RUSSIAN CHARACTER??? (Or French?) SRSLY. Never touched Anton with a 10-foot pole, the man sounds like DR.hilbert from Wolf 359, also quite literally ashers audio I'm sorry

David - what i expected: pushover, down on his knees begging for kisses and being whiny, and also a bit of shifting cus the “this is omega shit” line in his shifting audio

What I got- NO DADDY ISSUES??? NO CAR TRAUMA?!?!? WHIMPERING?! I mean I predicted the whiny one… and begging for kisses… (beg harder oo oo~) ASHER AND DAVID STILL BEING BESTIES IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE. Swear to god its the lasko moore effect… genuinely forcing this man onto his knees jkjk unless I dont want the whimpers, BUT THE PARASITES- “however you want it… however you want me..” DAVEY GOD LEAVE SOME FOR THE BEDROOMMMMMM

Special mentions!

GUY?: omg guy in the anton audio O///o HE WAS SO UNETHASTIC! YES, GUY!! GIVE US NOTHING!!!!!!!

ASHER??: ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PUPPY ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PUPPY ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PU-

GABE???: GABE CALLING DAVID FOR TECH SUPPORT(???) HONESTLY THOUGH THE TALBOT PACK WAS GONNA BE SOME WEBSITE COMPANY

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #foolsverse #redacted gavin #redacted fools gavin #redacted james #redacted fools james #redacted milo #redacted fools milo #redacted anton #redacted fools anton #redacted david #redacted fools david

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