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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 26 days

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how many boops do you have asmi i am curious

*Neil Gaiman voice* So far I have only been booped by someone called Wow.

#neil gaiman #yes i stole his line #im a criminal #y'all's dedication to the cause is laudable #im impressed #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #boop #boop o meter #april fools

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pawpillart · 6 months

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MOCHA!!!!!! MOCHA HIIIIIII OMGGGGGG HELLO HOW YOU BEEN????

BASYAAAAAAA HIIIIII, I HAVE BEEN GOOODDDDDDD, my adhd made me forget abt the blog but now im back for good >:)

Im ready to be a menace and to reintegrate in the society, in fact my first target in someone we both know :3

#alex rambles #basyacriptid #im a criminal

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nucleqr · 7 months

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baby's first permanent status effect ^^

"enemy of justice" - wanted for killing a guard. allied guards will attack you on sight.

this is the enemy of justice frfr

#im a criminal #frfr #we botched the dror ragzlin fight and almost died because of it #so we fled to camp and for whatever reason merrywell got the effect #and not my friend's character #but whateverrr #bg3 #tav #bg3 tav #deep gnome tav #john baldur #nuclear.7z

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lackingdaisies · 8 months

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drawing viktor/mordecai/oc feels illegal

it’s not stopping me though

#im a criminal #rambl

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shaampoo · 1 year

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My favorite characters in lego movie? Emmet and Rex

Why Rex?

well if you ignore the uh

the uh

this let's just ignore this, shall we? :]

Rex Dangervest is a character who is broken and sad in the inside and instead of fixing the cracks inside him by getting some help he covers them up and makes sure no one else sees them.

Being abandoned by his friends, his only friends by the way, the friends he thought cared for him would find him. As to quote a person (albeit not perfectly)

"It wasn't the fact that his friends left him it was the fact that when he finally got friends something he longed for only for the same friendship to be ripped away from him is what broke him"

The thing that Emmet wanted the most in tlm 1 is friendship and in tlm 2 in Rex's timeline he only got to know them for 5 years before it was taken away from him, its likely that the one of the reason why Emmet was happy in ApocalypseBurg is that he finally has friends (something most people have except him [sorry Emmet lmao]) and it gave him reason to be happy.

ALSO THE ANGST POTENTIA-

#rex dangervest #the lego movie #the lego movie 2 #tlm rex #the crimes just make him more likeable #tbh if my friends also did that to me #i wouldve done the same #rant about rex #ALSO THE CRIMES #LIKE-#imagine doing 12 crimes in a single day and everyone loves you #if I do property damage and attempted murder #Im A cRiMiNaL #but if REX does it #Then its FINE >:[#why cant i attemp murder?

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2pyssst · 4 months

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i'd like to testify, your honor.

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pianocat939 · 1 year

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I think the reason you are so popular is because you are so cursed- lowkey my favorite writer

NOOO DONT DO THIS TO YOURSELVES-

MY CURSED POWERS SHOULDNT TOUCH INNOCENT VICTIMS

#asks #IM A CRIMINAL

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jaymesyourplaything · 12 days

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psa if you're in united states and you're coding in a hospital bed that's no excuse to not finish your taxes

#i'm late and the government wants to simply put me down for it #brb while i do my taxes LATE #im a criminal

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smokestarrules · 8 months

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gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.

#whenever I watched parts of this show when I was younger marceline was my fav character but now that im actually going through the whole #thing for the first time it is So easily bubblegum #she is a war criminal she is a lesbian she is Never Going to Die #WHAT a character #the fucken worst. everyone hates her at some point in time and its deserved. she has no idea what good and bad are and I Love her #adventure time #princess bubblegum #bonnibel bubblegum #smokey speaks #500 #1k #10k #20k

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ikiprian · 27 days

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Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

#ecto has a weird effect on them actually. a lot like how danielle drinks ecto to keep her stable #ecto has positive health benefits for gothamites! it boosts their immune system gives them a little more energy makes them less irritable #silly hc but i think its fun #also danny just. thought it was a normal ass interview. the person who hired him was heavily hinting at the criminal element of his job the #whole time. danny just kept thinking man i cant believe all interviews are like this in gotham. every one of the #m asks if im okay lying to cops. i am but its weird i never got asked this in amity #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dead on main #ghost kitchen au #danny fenton #jason todd #kipwrite

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peachiiwren · 5 months

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