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x-heesy · 1 year

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ⚠️

𝗣𝗨𝗥𝗥𝗙𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗜𝗦 𝝠 𝗠𝗬𝗧𝗛 / 𝗜𝗧’𝗦 𝝠 𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗣 / 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝝠𝗞 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 / 𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝝝𝗡 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 / 𝗖𝗛𝝝𝝝𝗦𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗬 / 𝗪𝗘𝗜𝗥𝗗 𝗜𝗦 𝝠 𝗖𝝝𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 / 𝗡𝝝𝗧𝗘 𝗧𝝝 𝗠𝗬𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗙 / 𝗬𝝝𝗨 𝝠𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝝝𝝠𝗗 /𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦𝝠𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 / 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗗𝝝 / 𝗟𝝝𝗩𝗘 & 𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝝝𝗩𝗘 / 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 & 𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 / 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘 / 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝝠𝗟 / 𝗩𝗘𝗧𝝝 / 𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗧 / 𝗠𝝝𝝝𝗗 𝗕𝝝𝝠𝗥𝗗 /𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗞𝗦𝝠𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗗𝗘𝝠𝗗 / 𝗡𝝝 𝗚𝝝𝗗𝗦 𝗡𝝝 𝗠𝝠𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 / 𝗣𝗥𝝝 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗠𝗙𝗭 / 𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗬𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥𝗭 𝗡𝝝𝗧 𝗪𝗘𝗟(𝗟) 𝗖𝗨𝗠 / 𝗧𝝝 𝝠𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝝠 𝗟𝗨𝗩𝝠𝗭

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Soundtrack: Delete My Browser History (unknown virus 6.) by Ho99o9 You can’t tell me shit 🤦🏽‍♂️

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hajihiko · 1 year

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it's watermelon 🍉

#komahinanami #Kuzuhina #hinasouda #It doesnt have to be just one. Hajime has 10 fingers AND 10 toes #The brotherhood ring isnt like marriage because you dont get tax benefits and theres no legal documents bc it's illegal #You DO get a free pass to most criminal activities and a sugar daddy. and yknow lifelong partnerhood #Every time kaz gives Hajime a new ring pop it's like they're renewing their vows :) and it's cheaper!#Hajime hinata #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa #An art #I'll rb this later. After I clean the bathroom

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whaalless · 3 months

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Small Destiny doodle dump + wip for a bigger drawing I’m working on

#destiny 2 #destiny the game #destiny art #osiris #saint 14 #destiny o14 #o14 #ghost #destiny ghost #digital art #Osiris try not to get bullied by Bungie challenge (impossible)#I cannot escape the destiny brainrot it’s officially consumed me #certified ‘‘dat my favorite‘‘ moment #drifter sold me illegal firearms outside of Waffle House at 3am and now the ATF is after me #for legal reasons that last tag is a joke #skajillies

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silvery-orchid · 9 months

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Okay but imagine: prostitute! reader x neuvillette. Do you see the vision?

Do you see how insane that power dynamic would be? Do you understand how he would hate your other clients? The medical checkups he would force you to take?

The way you would slowly start to lose customers because odd things have been happening to the bussiness that sustains their relationship to you. Maybe he knows your reason for why you choose that profession or maybe he doesn't actually even care because he needs a place and a person who doesn't rely on him or sees him as a perfect ideal. He has always been so curious about humans and he cannot help when that curiosity takes over and mixes with his dragon instincts huehue.

The way you would have to sit there and watch him sentence one of your good friends only to end up on your knees sucking on his cock because he pays good money and he brought you here and you should be thankful it wasn't you up there.

The sex would go crazy, insane that is obvious but the fact you are the ONLY thing chief justice Neuvillette cannot help but try to hold for himself? The way you would be his only dirty secret and crime???

Nobody else pays more money and he just waits until your debts are repayed so that you can stop making him jealous when he walks in and sees new jewellery from someone else. Stop servicing other men !! The rains are heavy enough already!! If he wants to pay outlandish sums of money to fuck someone else's cum out of you, you will let him !!

Seriously, just stop the masquerades to meet and let him pay off your debts so you can change your identity and be only his !!

#genshin neuvillette #genshin smut #genshin impact #Imagine if fontaine had legal prostitution tho #But illegal is sOOO MUCH JUCIER!!#neuvillette smut #Ideas.#thirsty thoughts #neuvillette x reader

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kingofmyborrowedheart · 3 months

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This saga is cracking me up.

#taylor swift #like what do you expect?#you’re doing something illegal and doing it repeatedly of course they’re going to crack down on you #also they were like I was just about to leak ttpd in the thread #so like by all means take legal action because there’s no intent to stop #they also posted a screen recording of an email they got sent a legit email from a legal branch dealing with copyrighted music

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codacheetah · 3 months

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Which one will you vote for?

#codacheetah #my art #isat #in stars and time #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat mdp #isat mal du pays #isat act 6 spoilers #two hat spoilers #vaguely. probably more than vaguely actually #isat au #I GUESS #based on a silly silly conversation.... that's my mal du president.....#somehow. not the first time ive drawn loop about to hit siffrin with the steel chair.#loop as presidential candidate is so important to me by the way. they're like a shitty boy king that eats peasants and has never stepped #outside of the castle in terms of their ''policies''.#they want to build a moat around the white house and make babies illegal and give rats legal rights and abolish taxes as a concept #purely because every time they say some inane shit the vein on siffrin's forehead grows a little larger and they have not been dropped #from the ballot list yet.#the people love them and by that i mean their other options are a scary weird ghost (horrifying) or a progressive (abysmal)#like to be clear im not talking about a president of vaugarde thing im talking about THE U S OF A 🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸#none of these people are eligible to run. none of them would ever want to. too bad.#also. i really just wanted to draw loop in a shitty suit tbh it quells my desire to draw loop as saul goodman.#if anyone in the world is reading these tags ill do it if enabled. but im holding back.#anyways though srry to talk about loop so much my scrunkly my scringus my horrible cat the whole basis for these drawings was a convo on md #but im not an mdp understander i am merely an mdp nation citizen #one of the commoners......#i thought about queueing this but you get it now i know this will be a flop post its ok #this scenario appeals almost entirely to me despite having no substance or basis or progression

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megane-sama · 1 year

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Kazuki doing paperwork: So how do we hide the fact we acquired this child through crime?

Rei: more crime? :/

#WHY DID HE IMMEDIATELY THINK OF BRIBERY AND CORRUPTION #i mean its rei and its pretty much in character #BUT STILL LMAO?!?#what are the legal ramifications of the illegal acquisition of children?#piles of paperwork asking for documents you don't own i fear #buddy daddies #episode 4

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narcoticwriter · 3 months

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Me: I will stop talking about Nijisanji EN as it is bad for me and they are probably going to want to have it die down eventually.

Nijisanji EN: Not only are we disclosing legal details on a stream, but we're going to have three of our most popular livers (that were also quite close to Selen) read some of the content that sounds like it was read off of a script!

Me: Oh, for fuck's sake- SINK THE YACHT.

#narky thinks #and just when we thought they couldn't possibly fuck it up any more than they already had: BEHOLD! ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES!#all of the livers need to get the fuck out of there ASAP #throwing them under the bus both in reputation and LEGALLY NOW?#they're all meat shields to this black splot of a company #nijisanji #nijisanji en #you cannot make this shit up

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vee-is-a-clown · 7 months

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I like the idea of Lance being a farmer but not in the "my girlfriend died and instead of getting over her, I'll devote my life to planting her little invasive flowers :(" way.

I believe that Lance would take Kaltenecker because nobody else would. He likes to joke that Keith should go back to his roots and become a cowboy (take Kaltenecker out to graze). This is just the start.

The (totally legal amount of) chickens come next. He only has hens because he already has Keith and he's the only territorial bird brain with a stupid hairdo that Lance needs (💕). He gets fresh eggs from the chickens and prides himself on being the guy that everyone gets eggs from.

Then comes the garden. Nothing big. Just some tomatoes. And peppers. And maybe some strawberries. If the squirrels don't eat them. He really enjoys being able to use what he makes. He does not enjoy when Keith eats his tomatoes like apples.

When he goes into space, he has Adam, Shiro, or Hunk take care of his animals and plants because she (Pidge) will accidentally kill something if it's made her responsibility.

#I say “totally legal amount” because apparently 9 chickens is illegal #Lance grows food/raises animals to make himself happy #Keith isn't allowed to have objections #voltron #lance voltron #vld lance #lance mcclain #klance #keith kogane #gardener lance #kaltenecker

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aroaceleovaldez · 8 months

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funniest answer for "what happened during Jason's fight with Krios" is, rather than Jason having a physical one-on-one unarmed fight with Krios, Jason just tears Krios a new one re: legislation by chewing him out for unauthorized activity in a state park. Because one of Jupiter's big aspects is law!

Jason sends the entirety of the Titan Army forces in California marching out of Mt. Tam State Park with their tails between their legs with one strongly worded argument and some threats to inform San Francisco Fish & Wildlife. And he gets made praetor for it.

#pjo #riordanverse #jason grace #was joking about Jason both forgetting about but also being overly familiar with san fran's fish and wildlife legislation yesterday #what do you think are the chances that because of the Mist and him being raised by Lupa's pack that legally Jason's considered a wolf #a la Doofenshmirtz legally being an ocelot. cause the mortals are probably aware of Lupa's pack right?#they're a magic immortal wolf pack but they *are* just wolves. but Jason was a whole baby human.#the Mist would probably disguise him but not the pack as a whole. so it'd be funny if just as far as California is concerned #Jason is just a wolf pup from this random pack. and he pulls that out at random opportunities as a running joke #''Sorry. I'm protected under Wolf Conservation Law. Under the California and Federal Endangered Species Act it's illegal to harass me.''

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missingexaltation · 2 years

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Steve proposes to Eddie waaay before marriage equality comes to the USA, and (despite being a contrarian anarchist fully against the status quo) Eddie immediately says yes, because duh. It's Stevie.

They have the ceremony surrounded with family and friends, cut the cake, do the first dance, the whole shebang, and when asked, Eddie's completely fine with it being somewhat traditional as it's 'his illegal wedding to his unlawful husband'.

#eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #i think Eddie would weigh it up...on the one hand it's heteronormative bullshit...on the other hand...Steve as his illegal unlawful husband #Steve just really wants to marry Eddie however he can...and then re-proposes a couple of decades later to make it legal #'this is Steve...my illegal husband' 'Eds...really? you can't KEEP making that joke...it's been ten years'.#1k wonder 🌟

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stealingpotatoes · 8 months

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okay but is spork leia adult leia aged down for nebulous time travel reasons, or did this tiny little 12 year old realize that crusty old dude with Weird Vibes was the future emperor and choose violence?

oh no this is fully just 12yo Leia. she's read enough history books and heard from her dad enough times to know exactly what led to the fall of the Republic (Palps) and thinks "right well there's only one logical solution to this situation. spork violence"

#so yes she immediately chooses violence bc she thinks the stabbing the supreme chancellor is safer than stabbing the emperor #and hey. she's back in time. she doesn't legally exist yet they cant charge her for shit #it's only illegal if they can charge you!#thanks for the ask!#leia's spork travels

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creatorblaze · 5 months

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No one:

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Me: have you heard about our Lord and Savior the Great Eared Nighjtar

#bird #birds #god i love these things #great eared nightjar #sweet little dragon birds #sadly its not legal to own them as pets #....is it illegal if i don't get caught though?

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wordwovencackle · 24 days

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This is what's happening in the Netherlands.

Municipalities see illegal sex work hundreds of times a year.

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Mattress on the floor.

The working conditions are very variable. "From workspaces that are very professionally and neatly furnished to spaces where there is only a mattress on the floor in a polluted room," says the municipality of Sittard-Geleen.

Examples of workplaces that the municipality of Tilburg found during inspections: (see pictures above.

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Many sex workers move around and camp somewhere else every week. "They often come from abroad and live out of a suitcase," notes the municipality of Dordrecht.

The origins of the sex workers (usually women) are extremely diverse, but most come from South America, Eastern Europe or the Netherlands itself.

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Chances of being caught are small.

Amsterdam has the feeling that the illegal circuit is growing. "A conservative estimate is that approximately 6,000 sex workers were active on regular sex advertising websites in Amsterdam last year, the vast majority of which involved illegal prostitution. During inspections we regularly find abuses and exploitation."

Due to a lack of supervision, many municipalities see illegal prostitution as a risk. "The earnings are high, the chance of being caught is small and there is no prospect of voluntariness or [whether the sex workers are underage or not]," according to the municipality of Almelo.

Enforcement officers regularly wonder whether prostitution is forced. For example, Amersfoort came across a Romanian sex worker without papers and a tattoo with the name of a suspected pimp. Sometimes someone other than the sex worker speaks, which municipalities find suspicious.

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Different perspective.

It rarely happens that someone admits to working under duress. "There are often suspicions of a network, but not much information emerges in conversations or interrogations," says the municipality of Assen. "It also plays a role that sex workers sometimes have a different perspective on exploitation," says the municipality of Hilversum. Female sex workers often come from abroad to earn money for their families. "They have more income here than in their home country, even if they have to [pay a part of what they earn.]"

When municipalities discover illegal prostitution, they often choose to warn sex workers and possibly offer help. They can also close properties or impose a so-called cease and desist order on the owners.

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Link to the full article below. It's in Dutch, but it isn't long so an online translator will go a long way for you to get the gist of it:

#anti prostitution #illegal prostitution #anti sex work #anti sex industry #yes this is the illegal part #but it is a *growing* illegal industry in a country *where there is legal prostitution available*#this is by design #legal prostitution does not help the women being exploited by prostitution #most of this is online translation btw I'm sorry #I hope it's all legible #if I need to clarify anything please let me know #radical feminism #radblr #radical feminist #feminism #feminist

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martianbugsbunny · 10 months

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I feel like Magneto needs a "be gay, do crime" shirt he does both so well

#it's like a checklist for him I swear #be gay? *kisses Charles* check #do crime? *steals a cool metal thing* check #Charles doesn't care bc *Magneto voice* if it's on the shirt Charles I'm legally obligated #besides we all know Charles doesn't give too many darns about Erik doing his illegal activities #he is simply down too bad for that #bonus points if magneto gets him a matching shirt and *Charles voice* well if it's on the shirt Erik I guess I'm legally obligated #and they wreak havoc together for a treat #idk I'm simply wild about the boys #magneto #professor x #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #Charles x erik #Erik x charles #cherik #be gay do crime #x-men #martianbugsbunny ships

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nanamins-overtime · 7 months

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Settlements and annexation are illegal under international and human rights law.

Apartheid is illegal under international and human rights law.

Collective punishment is illegal under international and human rights law.

The use of excessive force is illegal under international and human rights law.

Ethnic cleansing is illegal under international and human rights law.

Genocide is illegal under international and human rights law.

Withholding food, water, electricity and essential medical aid is illegal under international and human rights law.

Palestinans have the right to armed struggle and self-determination. Resistance is not terrorism. Colonisation is.

#palestine #free palestine #genocide #illegal settlement #occupation #colonisation #colonisation is terrorism #terrorism #international law #human rights #human rights law #law #legal #illegal #collective punishment #ethnic cleansing #self determination #armed struggle

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