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lieximhuman · 5 months

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Kakyoin wearing a bikini at the beach while playing volleyball 😐👍

#idk what this is lmfao #jjba #jjba kakyoin #art

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zombiebluejay · 1 year

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"Ye Olde Dirty Work"

Characters/ you, unnamed siblings, Aemond, Aegon, Helena, Alicent, Sir Criston

*PG/crack fic/no warnings necessary*

Your family gets Invited to Alicent's dinner party and a night of pranks ensues.

You’re not sure how you ended up in this situation. There Aegon stood, doing intricate and what you assume is supposed to be sexual body rolls vigorously to the terrified man playing the Vielle. He is making direct eye contact and you can. Not. Look. Away.

Once in a blue moon, Alicent asked your family over for a dinner party, and like a well oiled wagon sliding down a twerking dragon's back, your parents accepted as fast as they possibly could. Is it because they wanted to weasel you or one of your many siblings into the royal family? Most likely.

You haven't seen any of the Queen’s children since Aemond was in cloth diapers. You didn’t expect Aegon and Aemond to pull you and 5 of your siblings into a separate room. And you CERTAINLY didn’t expect Aegon to have several, presumably kidnapped, musicians stored in there, nor a jar of sweets shoved in-between the walls.

With Aegon crunking in the corner and Aemond laying on the floor rambling about how “Modern swordsmanship is lacking so much of the original flourish.” to you brother, an idea sparks in your head like cannon fire.

“Does anyone want to cause a ruckus?” To which immediately gained traction, Aemond leaped from the floor like a lizard, smacking your brother in the head; he cared not.

“What do you have in mind then?”

You stared Aemond in the face eye, as opposed to the one on the back of his head he said he had, making you crossed eye.

“You know what you must do? You know how to do it?” He nodded yes, and started running down the hall to Sir Cristins bed chamber, jar of tar in hand. The door croaked when opening, as if it knew how the night would end up.

Once inside, he craftily made his way over to the bed, it had not been made, and there were lots of used handkerchiefs strewn about with various pathetic liquids, some no longer liquid.

“Ew…” He whispered to himself while lifting the bed linens, drizzling the sticky dark goop all over the bed. Taking out feathers from the pillows and pilling them, he piled them around the bed. His nostrils curled. He sensed something with his non face eye. Over to the side of the door was Sir Cristen himself about to come in. He flopped over to the window and hid behind the curtain.

The Knight sat in the chair by the fireplace, knowing nothing of what may happen when he tries to sleep, and pulled out a scroll and a small cloth. Aemond squinted trying to see what was happening. Upon Sir Criston unrolling the scroll he could see a very ill drawn portrait of a woman in the nude…..Perhaps he drew it himself.

That was his queue to skidaddle, however. The prince grabbed what appeared to be a rock conveniently laid on the floor, just close enough for him to reach, and chucked it out the open 3rd story window, making a kerthump, alerting the knight to check it out.

He berraled back to the group of teenagers and young adults hiding in a secluded part of the castle grounds. “Who's next?” he asked, causing you and Aegon to simultaneously giggle manicaly.

After getting back from the Prainter, a person in the city who copies things very fast in large amounts, with many copies a portrait of Rhaenyra’s face on Aegon's body with a crown on the mix.

“Ready you fucking peasentry?” Aegon said while you huddled together, ready to destroy this fucking castle and the people there in.

In a single file line, the group tipped toed through every staircase and hallway, every alure, working as one organism with a single purpose. Pure chaos. Sliding across the hallway walls when hearing anyone walk close to them, as they got closer and closer to Alicent’s office, speeding up and slowing down when necessary. Finally, they reached their destination.

Your brother hands you the stack of portraits and Aegon hands you the glue.

“Let’s get started lads.” And with that word you start from her desk wall outward, and cover it wall to wall in the worst political art ever created. You look back to back at your masterpiece of terror. But morn was soon to be upon you.

“Oh yeah that makes me MOIST”, Aegon inserted unnecessarily.

Your plans were interrupted however as Alicent had busted through the doors loudly, seeing the stunningly foul act.

Helaena grabbed a vase and smashed it on the floor and screamed “SCATTER!” causing all of you to run around like chickens without head bumping into each other clucking about after the call out of your fucking about. Aegon jumped out of the window yelling “REMEMBER ME!” his words trailed off as he fell on the stones at the bottom with a thud. It was only about a 5 ft drop.

Once running outside, Aegon found his way back to the group. You all ran like the wind, screaming and wailing, one of your sisters started doing fingercannons up to the heavens, Aemond kept bumping into things due to his unfortunate lack of depth perception.

Finally you reached the edge of the city, on a small hill overlooking the place. Not a sign of anyone looking for any of you. Not a hair seemingly out of place, except for Aemond’s, who seemed slightly distressed about the glue he just found in his highly maintained hair.

Everyone collapsed on the ground, not one leg muscle working in the group. The sunrise was very welcomed. As the group looked around at each other, you knew this would be a memory you would all remember.

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applecakeblueberry · 2 years

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dat ass

#idk what this is LMFAO #this is based off of a screenshot from the newest musical #it looks kinda funny #hetalia #art #mod eagle #aph america #hws america #alfred f jones #aph russia #hws russia #ivan braginsky #ivan braginski #aph rusame #hws rusame #hetalia the world is wonderful #hetamyu #also a little bit based on what mod bear drew heehee #i swear ill post smth other than sketches soon

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emotionlcss · 2 months

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open: m connection: idc tbh, normal things, taboo things u pick etc: valentines day stuff - pick a diff muse of mine if u want

the night had gone so well that sutton couldn't believe that this was her life, he had planned everything and it was such a surprise that she was amazed. though sutton had a few tricks up her own sleeve as well, getting back to the house she had told him to wait in the other room as she was readying herself. the blonde had easily stripped out of the dress she'd been wearing, bra and panties falling to the floor in suit. from there she grabbed the can of whipped cream, shaking it before squirting the creamy substance over each of her breasts, and another triangle over her mons. she'd cut fruit earlier in the day, opting for strawberries over her nipples. it wasn't much, but it would be fun in the very least. grabbing a bottle of chocolate syrup sutton had made her way into the room before speaking. ❝ hope you didn't fill up on dessert at the restaurant. ❞

#indie kink rp #indie smut rp #idk what this is lmfao

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0ceanblue · 2 years

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Some moods of Steve’s when he’s around Billy:

Billy comes by Scoops Ahoy to tell Steve how pretty he looks and how much he loves him occasionally~

Billy comes to pick up Steve at the end of his shifts.

Steve’s only ever annoyed when Billy takes his chocolate and scoffs it all. 👀

BONUS:

I was originally gonna do 4 but decided on this instead 😭

Angy, wrapped up in a fabric lilac blanket on his own because there’s always one night of the week he can’t have Billy in his bed, and he’s COLD without his heat pad of a boyfriend. He’s ANGY.

#IDK WHAT THIS IS LMFAO #I got v bored and i haven’t drawn in a long ass time #and by no means am I good at it but I thought I’d post these anyway #yes he does have different hair in all three because I am not consistent 🤌🏻#I also can’t draw eyes lmfao #harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove fanart #harringrove fandom #steve harrington fanart #harringrove headcanon #headcanon #billy x steve #steve x billy

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recklesseeker-x · 11 months

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Starter from Rogue to Kensley - @xbeautifulmonsters Location: Kensley’s office.

Humans would call what she was doing stalking, possibly with a side of breaking and entering as the vampire took a stealthy position at the top of the bookshelves that lined the wall, Rogue sticking to the shadows in order to stay hidden. Staying hidden was something she hadn’t executed all that well unfortunately, having knocked off a few books and knick-knacks on her way to the top, before swan diving off, Lara Croft style, in order to surprise Kensley. “I found you, you’re it!” Somehow, the elder vampire had found himself mid-way through one of Rogue’s games of hide and seek, something she hadn’t told him she was playing because, well, he should know, shouldn’t he? “God, I need a drink after that one. I’m puffed, parched -- ew, what the hell is in this?”

#( chats x kensley )#( chats x rogue )#xbeautifulmonsters #( closed starter )#idk what this is lmfao

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hellsurvivr · 1 year

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@survivingpierce : 🎁 (13) ⏤ MEME : still accepting .

She was busy cleaning the bar when she senses her, head canting as payne eyes her — katherine — if payne was honest. she didn't see the similarities between her and elena. okay sure they looked the same, but that was where it ended. even payne could see that. but then again she wasn't wrapped around Kathrine or Elena's pinky. plus she always liked someone who caused trouble. as she was the same. and the whispers she'd heard of katherine. that was just who the vampiress was. ( a fun person ).

she smirks softly before pouring the other a drink, a hum passing off her lips to a random tune that was stuck in her head. ❝ girls just wanna have rights … so why do we have to fight. ❞ even payne can't deny the song was almost ironic. even just a little.

song : irrelevant - pink …

#survivingpierce #* 𝐫𝐞. | ❛ ic ‚ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs. ﹕ interactions .#* 𝐫𝐞. | ❛ au ‚ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ᴍɪsᴇʀʏ. ﹕ tvd .#idk what this is lmfao

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makanui-kahanui · 2 years

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Spending all day in an OR was both exhausting and exhilarating for the Neurosurgeon but end of the day was always a sweet victory no matter how badly the day went. Breaks, however, were even more exhilarating as it was like a quick reset button. You take your break, eat, shower, sleep around, actually sleep, or, in Makanui’s case, you work out the frustration’s of the beginning of the day and go right back in feeling more refreshed than ever. Sitting against one of the bench’s out in the back courtyard of the hospital, Mak lifted an arm to wipe at his brow as another passed by. “Hey, yo,” he called. “Mind tossing the bottle of water over here?”

@farfromhomestarters

#au event #ffh.starter #idk what this is lmfao

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mitchellmorrison · 2 years

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time: 15:40 location: the commons availability: closed for @bvwie

No sooner than he sits, Mitch slides a single piece of printed paper across the coffee table between them. There’s a Cheshire-cat grin spread wide across his features. An expression which could strike fear into those who knew him. “Just call me Cupid.” His fingertips linger momentarily, his eyes entirely focused on his newfound company. On first glance, it appears to harbour all the usual queries - name, age, major - and then it diverts towards preferences, interests, the ideal first date. An indication that Mitch’s long-lasting joke had an air of seriousness hidden behind it. “Fill this in and you’ll be fighting them off with a stick.”

#beauforthayes001 #idk what this is LMFAO

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faerietothe-otherside · 3 days

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Who: @masonxmahir Where: Around Mason's home

Sleepwalking was something of a shameful thing for Rangi. The amount of times she'd woken up in strange places back home, when she was younger, only to have her parents come rushing up, bumbling apologies and talking about how silly their daughter was always made her turn bright red with embarrassment. Since leaving home and coming to Lunar Cove, she'd rarely found herself sleepwalking.

Until recently.

It was times like these that Rangi actually found herself wishing she weren't a banshee. She didn't like the terrible feelings of something bad to come, she didn't like knowing that whatever was coming wasn't going to be good. She loathed being a portent of sorrow. Banshees brought death, they brought pain, they brought sadness. Some people believed a banshee appearing to you was an omen.

Rangi's feet took her wherever they wanted, gliding towards a familiar place, looking for something in her entranced sleep. She didn't know where she was or what she was doing, her feet leading her to a subconscious place as if pulled by a magnet.

Still asleep, in her trance, Rangi stopped outside the familiar house. She stood, unblinking, staring down the walkway. "It's coming," she mumbled, "they're coming."

#gif chat #gif chat: mason #mason #idk what this is lmfao #she's having a really good time if u can't tell

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lcstinfantasy · 2 months

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closed starter for @exiitiosus

"can we not do this again?" rafe asked, already on edge with the topic of the conversation. "my dad is dead. the end. can't change it so why bother going over it every time."

#idk what this is lmfao #(threads || rafe cameron)#hope it's okay!#exiitiosus

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the-sun-is-also-a-star · 10 months

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watching your mutuals rb stuff and rbing the same thing instead of just having a normal conversation is like when you see a friend in public but they're with people you don't know so you both do that kinda smile half-nod thing

#idk what this is lmfao #shitposting #i think???#idk #shitpost #mutuals #moots

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dumplingsjinson · 8 months

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List of “things they say that makes my heart melt and my knees weak” prompts

“I can kiss you forever,” Character B murmurs. “Yeah?” Character A says, laughing a little, only to stop when Character B leans in and presses a kiss against their cheek. “Yeah,” Character B says, “Yeah, I can. You think I’m lying?” (As I said, forever ingrained in my brain. I cannot fucking believe this isn’t just fictional shit characters in books/fics say-)

“You make me so happy.”

“I’m just… Happy for your existence, y’know?”

“You’re going to have to teach me so many things because I’m not familiar with any of this.” “Okay. So… What do you want me to teach you? Where should we start?”

“Here, put your hand under my shirt. It’s more comfortable that way,” Character B says as they lift their shirt slightly, encouraging Character A to slip their hand underneath and letting their warm palm rest against their bare skin.

“You’re so cute.”

“You’re so adorable.”

“You’re so comfy and cozy.”

“You’re so warm and cuddly.”

“You smell so good,” Character B whispers as they continue to litter kisses down Character A’s jaw and neck, revelling in the noises Character A lets involuntarily slip out of their mouth.

“Mm, I think you’re the one who wants more cuddles,” Character B murmurs, pulling Character A back into their arms. “Nah, I think you’re the one who wants that. I mean, look at you,” Character A teases, settling comfortably in their arms.

“Why don’t you try kissing my neck? If you don’t then I’m gonna kiss yours.” “You’re acting like you weren’t just kissing my neck for the thousandth time already just then.”

Character B saying “Stay for tonight?” throughout the whole thing and asking “Are you sure you don’t want to stay?” as Character A gets out of bed still in a daze, ready to leave (but not really wanting to leave but they’ve already told their parents they will be home by the end of the night), while Character B looks up at them imploringly while they’re tying their shoelaces.

“Sorry, I’m just really new to this,” Character A mumbles, burying their face in Character B’s chest out of embarrassment. “Mm, that’s fine. We can take things slow. There’s no rush,” Character B reassures in a hushed murmur, carding their fingers through Character A’s hair.

“I’m not familiar with this,” Character A whines as Character B continues to hug them to their chest. “Yeah? Well, you’re going to have to get familiar because I’m going to be doing this a lot,” Character B teases.

“So… What’s the next date going to be?” Character B murmurs, nuzzling their face on Character A’s neck.

“Tell me if this is too much, okay?”

“You seem a little warm in that, you sure you don’t want to take that off?” and then after Character A says no a few times because they’re wearing only a singlet under that shirt, they say, “You can always wear my shirt instead if that’s the case.”

“You know, you can hold my hand in public if you wanted to,” Character A murmurs into Character B’s chest. “Well… I did want to hold your hand but I wasn’t sure if you were comfortable with it,” Character B answers, holding Character A a little tighter to them. “Next time, though,” Character B tacks on affectionately.

Saying “Let’s go back home” rather than “Let’s go back to my place” (to me it feels like they’re implying “This is your home too and you can come back any time you’d like”, even though that’s probably not what they’re saying but I’m gonna interpret it that way because I am: Delusional as fuck!)

#long post #these are all the things cat guy to said me yesterday which had me going ALKFHDLKWSFEKLNFLEKRN #so yeah it’s personal lmfao #he’s character B and I’m character A lmao #some are not verbatim but most are skksks #some of the action stuff happening in between the dialogue is a little exaggerated but other than that #it’s basically what happened so idk what to tell you wlknfeknwf #dialogue prompts #writing prompts #otp prompts #prompts #writing scenarios #cat guy chronicles

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skeletoninthemelonland · 8 months

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