"average hermit fishes once a day" actually just statistical error. average hermit fishes 0 times a day. fisher grian, who got possessed by the ocean and has fished 10,000 times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

"Reality broke, they weren't people anymore... They were just shapes."

there be more jerms in my puter

A little clown made of meat :D

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Hello, Raze!! May I request a 🍩 and 🍵 with Dainsleif? You may choose whatever filling you want 😊

@genshinparty order for dainsleif: a strawberry (scenario) donut (fluff) with tea (fem!reader)

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[note]:i don't know what to do for him since you didn't say what to do for him so im making it a ''what kind of boyfriend is he'' oh and i don't know what kind of character dainsleif he is so his personality isn't to accurate hope you still enjoy kat:D

Dainsleif would be the 'I don't care but I care' kind, even though he would have a poker face if you were to give him affectionhe would be panicking as he doesn't know how to give affection back he would still try his hardest

Dainsleif would deathly glare at someonewho either hurt you or looking at you, he can be easily jealous but with just a hint of communication his jealousy would Dissapear

With the scenario above I feel as Dainsleif trusts you so much but not so fast like for the first few months of your relationship he wouldn't trust you as much but when you're both in years he would trust so much

Dainsleif would be touched starved with how many years he's been alive, your relationship with him is the first one he's had since he's to busy with whatever he's doing(I forgot) like the first scenario he would have no idea how reciprocate your affection, for example, if you hugged Dainsleif and he would just freeze on the spot and would blush profusely,if he were to initiate affection he would also blush profusely

Daisnsleif would remember Everything you say to him Even the smallest things Like how your Day was going

I said he was the 'i don't care but i care' but he would be so soft with you and fragile like your a porcelain doll.

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Extra note💝:this was finished so long ago but I forgot to publish it, so here it is💖💖

Tummy... hurt....

Barbie-fication of tennis part 1

i wanna start posting here more so have 2 jons i drew and also have this davisdurst joke thing i drwe because me and my husI mean friend cant stop fucking laughing at it

Uhhhm UHM ok so. I do not know why i made this WHAHAHAH i was scrolling through the Instagram Layton hashtag when i saw ranlay and i was like huh. This is actually pretty cute holy shit uhm. And then continued to scroll through the RANLAY hashtag and then i said you know what fuck it speedrunning this in 2 hours and here we are now. Uhm enjoy i guess😭

I crave.....DESTRUCTION.

*stomps empty soda can*

baby’s first post. martinluvr4892

idk what im doing naymore i got told to use tumblr anyways hi dont jduge the art too much  🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

i have an obsession with the elder scrolls. ive literally have never made fanart before so wtf is happening  😨 ��� 😨

WARNING: hostile microorganism found on unwiped bar counters. possibly malicious, definitely whiny. grain of rice for scale

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