A brief breakdown of the top eight's outfits on the Blue Carpet:
Alcaraz and Djokovic - the quaterbacks of two rival high school football teams
Sinner - my dear grandmother
Tsitsipas - human Yoda (or a random Jedi)
Rune - that rich guy you've met in the uni hallway and hate because 1. he is rich 2. everywhere he goes he leaves behind a suffocating trail of Burberry perfume
Medvedev - a gas station worker who just got off his shift but stays at the gas station because he wants to get plastered with their cheap and sketchy alcohol
Rublev - a patient who has just escaped from the psychiatric ward (he is still wearing the straitjacket)
I love that they did this, but let's just say I'm glad they provided subtitles. 😂 I'll give credit to Casper's 平平安安 and Stef's 年年有餘 though. Those were pretty decent.