not to be parasocial but i need to see dan and phil in a casual dinner environment where phil is talking and asking everyone questions with dan talking at his unintelligible frequency to engage in conversation and phil interrupting the conversation he started to include dan in it and making everyone go silent so dan can repeat what he says

phil's celebrity crush being a brunette curly hair nerd... okay...

I'm sorry but I don't believe for a second that Dan and Phil don't tell each other shit other people have told them. That's simply not true

The look at the camera and sound effect when Phil said it was a game about knowing your friends Nora I’ll kill him

no this entire bit is so annoying they are so fucking annoying. FRIENDS edition. eye contact with the camera. "oOooO inCrEAsiNglY pErsoNaL" well play the couples edition then if you don't think this one will be able to tell you anything new. god.

theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??

pov you took them up on their offer when they saw you across the bar

"you carry every single evening" "you have this kind energy" I'm gonna cry

ok but honestly dan going 'i am literally the only person (other than YOU) who i think is capable of keeping a secret' to phil is making me more emo than it has any right to. esp considering he followed it up w that whole huge rant abt how much he doesnt trust ppl to keep secrets and how srsly he takes it. but absolutely zero doubt in his mind that phil is equally capable of keeping secrets if it's important to someone. trusts him so completely. thinking of how long they spent in the closet together not rlly trusting anyone except each other with their personal lives but also just how much dan trusts phil in general to be a good person even tho dan claims to be such a cynic abt human nature usually. excuse me i'll be in a ditch in the ground if anyone needs me

phil doing an irish accent bc dan said it was hot

at the end when they recapped what they already knew and it was just trivial facts but they were already Deeply aware of the deeper answers im slamming my head thru the walls

i’m so confused btw cos phil bought that dinosaur lamp for a video??? are dan and phil LIARS??

dan: *proclaiming all the reasons to love phil and how he could never trust someone the way he trusts phil*

phil: this dumbass got me 3 lamps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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