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rvrindousvpet · 2 years

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"Bonten with dazai kinnie executive"

characters ; bonten x fem!reader (yes, y/n has a whole fucking harem)

warnings : swearing, death, mention of death, very fuckingly mild nsfw? idek

note : ehem, I'm doing this shit cause I'm bored... anyway i didn't proofread it so, yeah my grammar and wording is all over the place cause i wrote it at 3 am in the morning. i am not sorry for this.

just another normal day in bonten. well...

"AHHH FUCK THIS IS SO HARD I SHOULD'VE JUST FUXKING DIE"

"Y/N WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DYING" kakucho said panically, abit worried if you do some stupid dangerous shit.

"yeah yeah, no dying while you're bonten, actually no fuck this shit can someone just kill me already. living is so hard i just wanna disappear and die huaaaa"

"say y/n you kept on saying you want to die, no offense or not that i want you to do it, but why didn't you try committing suicide if you wanna die that badly?"

"here's the thing koko. i hate pain, and i also don't wanna burden myself with committing suicide. so that's why i didn't do it, I'll just wait for the moment death is coming from me!, but like honestly tho suicide is such a hassle, and i hate doing things that need efforts."

"....y/n are you sure you're okay..?" koko asked you truly worried bout your mental state

"NO IAM NOT I DON'T WANNA DO THIS SHITTY WORK SOMEONE PLS KILL ME OR SUMN"

"are you sure y/n? if yes then lemme kill ya~"

"YES PLEASE SANZU THANKYOU"

"sanzu. no."

"oh? boss didn't give me his permission y/n I'm sorry sweetheart looks like I can't do that :( "

"....HUAAA MANJIROOO PLS GIVE MY WORK TO SOMEONE ELSEE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE DOING IT, WHY R YOU DOING THIS TO MEEEE"

"this is your another punishment y/n, for acting reckless in yesterday mission"

well what exactly did you do? let's refresh our memories shall we

"can't believe he falls for that trick huh?" takeomi said

"yeah he's just that stupid, but it makes our job easier anyway" ran said as he signals the waiter to bring more alcoholic beverages, as well those one on the table were induced with poison. so it's not exactly safe to drink

as they were busy taking the new drink from the server, you sneakily take once of those poisoned. drink and thought to yourself

'hehe, this is quite easy~ just one sip of this then *tsk I'll be dead in not time! luckily no one saw me taking this'

oh how wrong you were y/n

while you're bringing the glass to your mouth to take a sip, suddenly a hand push the glass out from your hand making it fall to the ground and shattered in pieces accompanying by the induced drink

"h-hey why are you doing that- ran?"

"ran! what are doing? y/n is just trying to drink and what if the shattered glass hurt her? becareful with her can't you?" kakucho voices out feeling weirded out as why ran push the glass out of from your hand

"is it true darling? the fact that you just want to drink and nothing else? " ran ask you to confirm if kaku word is true or not, while staring knowingly at you

"u-uhm yes, yes it's true that i just want to....drink.."

"oh sure darling if that's what you say"

"ran. what did y/n do."

"oh? looks like the secret is out love, hmm guess what? i found this sneaky bunny trying to drink the poisoned drink quietly thinking that no one will notice her lil act" ran exposed your doings to mikey and bonten executives

you froze up, knowing how fucked you were after breaking one of the rules that they set for you. which is "to never put yourself in danger purposely"

"y/n, what did we talk about this?" takeomi ask while staring at you menancely.

you froze in fear, you eyes is shaking visibly. it's not takeomi who scares you but mikey, as he have been quiet ever since ran exposes you ass.

"good job ran for telling us., as for you y/n, when we get back you know which room to enter."

"m-manjiro, I'm sorry I'm not thinking but pls not that punishment? I'll accept everything but no th-"

"you do as i say pet. or there'll be bigger consequences"

pet? oh, OH you're fucked up real badly y/n

you ran your eyes among the bonten executive trying to pleading for their help, but instead you just got

"you bring this to yourself kitten, you know what happened if you break the top rules, no one can save you. so you better act right." rindou said

what's the punishment you ask? hmm let's just say that you regret doing that shit immensely yesterday :D

"mngg, but 'jiro don't you feel sorry from me :( my body is sore all over i can't endure it.."

yeah, bout your 2nd punishment? let's just fucking forget bout cause mikey is weak for your ass 😳🙏🏻

"....hahh, okay doll you can come with me to my office, I'll give your work to those 3 idiots"

how did you manage to convince him? well obviously cause you take advantage of his weakness to your pout and teary eyes, oh! you may or may not waver your voice...

bonus : "hahhh, the shit that we would do for y/n..." rindou sighed "heh, what a sneaky lil baby using mikey's weakness" sanzu chuckled

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the-fiction-witch · 3 years

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Control P13

TV SHOW THE QUEENS GAMBIT COUPLE: BENNY WATTS X READER RATING: SEXY

I sat on a little chair watching across the department store y/n walking around the baby department, I had given up hours ago and sat down where I could still see her. she walked around with her cart, "Y/n?" I called but nothing "Y/n? Little lady?"

"yes Benny?" she calls back as she had heard me that time

"Come here little lady," I told her so she smiled and came over with her little cart "what have you got?"

"Baby stuff"

"Yeah what you've been shopping for hours?"

"I got some tiny clothes, tiny shoes, little bottles and toys" she smiled

"Okay... why my darling is everything pink?"

"Because It's a pretty colour"

"What if it's a boy?"

"Then he will like pink" I said

"But he's a boy"

"Boy's can't like pink?"

"Yeah but... if he had only pink clothes and pink stuff it's gonna get annoying for him, and what if we do have a girl and she hates pink"

"Well. what do you suggest benny?" "I know a gender-neutral colour scheme"

"Do you?" "Black and white"

"You are not dressing our baby up like a chessboard?"

"why not? He'll match the apartment"

"Benny our baby doesn't need to match the aesthetic"

"Maybe not yours. I would like the baby to fit the... chess theme that we have in the apartment and in general when we go places"

"The baby doesn't need to fit the aesthetic benny" she laughs going back to her shopping

"So you're telling me? we go to the Us championship next year and you don't want the baby to have a little black stroller and white blankets while we walk around the hotel?" I smirked as I followed her "So people think your baby is cute?"

"People will think the baby is cute if it's dressed like a chessboard, or a bunny rabbit" she giggled showing a tiny rabbit onzie

"But... if it could be in a chess colour scheme"

"Benny you dress our baby like a chess piece I am letting it thrown up on you"

"Ohh it will. I know it will."

"fine then I will make you watch down there the whole time I am in labour"

"Fine. we should probably sort out the big stuff? like a crib. a high chair. a pram. whatever those bouncy things are"

"bouncy things?"

"those things" I said pointing to them

"That's a yoga ball benny. it's not for babies" "Then why is it in the baby section?"

"It's for pregnant ladies"

"Ooh. then what is that crazy looking thing?"

"That's for getting breast milk in bottles" she laughs

"Oh yeah, your gonna start having milk come out your boobs," I said absentmindedly and she glared at me "what? you are? Ohh does that mean I can't squeeze them anymore?" "Not very hard no"

"I best make use of my time" I smiled cuddling her and grabbing her boobs

"we are in a store!" she whines pushing me away "You want a job to do?"

"Yes."

"Go find toys"

"Toys?"

"Not plushie ones, toy ones. you're smart I want baby to be smart so go find things like what you plaid with as a child"

".... who do you think I was as a child?"

"Like the smarty child playing with the brain toys?"

"No. more the evil child that went around hitting other kids with a stick. and poking dead things

"I would have liked to have known that before you impregnated me benny"

"well now you know"

"That's the kinda stuff they send kids to doctors about?"

"Ohh they did. like four times. I would bite them"

"How old were you?"

"Like three"

"Just go look for toys benny"

"Fine." I sighed giving her a kiss and going to find the toy section "and buy more than a chessboard"

"The baby has to have a chessboard. from the moment it's born"

"Yeah but we own twenty-six of them"

".... fine! I can't choose its toys, I can't dress the baby. what exactly am I involved in?"

"you did your job, it's inside me now your jobs are building baby furniture and take care of me until such time as I birth a small human" she explained "Also we should hurry I really want a crumpet"

"The sex or the food?"

"... both"

"Five minutes little lady, then we shall go home and ... rest"

"good, Ohh I also need a new lipstick while were here" she says scampering off

"Great we'll be here another six hours" I sighed

"what was that?"

"Nothing darling"

I sat at the table going though my game, trying to get some work done, while Y/n was working on setting up the corner of our apartment. I had built the crib and a couple other bits we bought and she was setting it all up putting blankets and toys around in the little places all while she stroked her babybump, I couldnt help looking up often keeping an eye on her.

I smiled resting my chin on my hand and my elbow on the table watching her across the room, She stood sorting the babies stuff folding little blankets and hugging the plushies as she sorted it all out from the shopping bags, in her little fluffy slippers, her sweet white and blue stripped thigh high socks, her little light blue dress with buttons down her chest a couple of them undone, Her large baby bump sat so perfectly even if she often had to becareful not to bump it into things where she still wasn't use to it, her hair in the sweet intense curls fresh out of her rollers, Gently humming a little tune.

"what?" she asked as she spotted me looking at her and I just shrug "Ohh you don't have something to say?" she laughs

"You look pretty" I told her

"Sure I do" she sighed

"You do." I smiled "You look sexy preganant"

"I'm a boat"

"A pretty boat"

"Benny!"

"What?"

"You shouldn't make fun of me"

"I'm not making fun of you."

"How could I ever be sexy with this... thing"

"That thing is our child"

"Still. it's not sexy to look like your trying to steal a watermelon from a supermarket"

"I still think you look sexy" I told her "I still think your sexy. I would still go crazy if you wore that little lacy nightie"

"I can't benny it doesn't fit me anymore"

"I'm sure I can find one in your infinate wardrobe something you and baby can fit in"

"I highly doubt you will find me desireable with this" she says

"I think I will"

"I bet you won't"

"I bet I will"

"Will you now?"

"I know I will" I smirked

"Fine but if I'm right then you have to do the night feedings for three months when baby comes"

"Alright, but if I'm right, then I get to snuggle with you as much as I want. and You will make me victoria sponge cupcakes."

"alright" she nods "You can finish up, and I'll meet you in the bedroom" she smiled giving my head a kiss as she walked to the bathroom.

I sat reading my book but often getting distracted watching her walk around on her huge dress usually holding her hips or her bump. "Ooh bulbs gone" she says as she clicked the ceiling lights on

"Ahh, damn thing that's the fourth one that's gone in there. I think the fitting needs changing. Or I need to ring the landlord to come look at the electric box again" I explain

"Possibly" she says going to the kitchen draw

"What are you doing?"

"Changing the light bulb?" She shurgs

"Are you?" I laughed putting my book down watching her slowly walk over she put up her arm trying so hard to reach it but honestly I don't think she could reach it when she wasn't seven months pregnant, let alone now. I held back my laughs a little watching her try before got up and did it for her

"I was about to do it" she pouted

"Of course you where little lady" I smiled giving her head a kiss and pulling her into a cuddle resting my head on hers "y/n, you are seven months pregnant little lady. You can't do everything you use to"

"Who says I can't?"

"... The doctor"

"Well what does he know"

".... Uuuuuhh alot"

"I can do it Benny I'm not some damn invalid"

"I'm not saying you are. I'm saying you need to slow down a little be careful. Your growing a human inside you you should be resting and being careful. Don't want something bad to happy do we?"

"No. I just don't like sitting around not doing anything," she whines "I have things to do"

"I know you don't. But that's why I'm here I'll take care of my lovely lady, till baby comes Iam your salve darling I'll wait on you hand and foot if you'd want me too"

"Benny" she giggled

"No I mean it. You need to rest" I told her "now you sit down I'll make you some lunch"

"Thank you" she smiled

"Your welcome" I laughed going to the fridge taking the little list I stuck today the fridge off it was a page I ripped out one of her pregnancy books about what she can and can't eat looking in the fridge and at the list trying to think of what I could make her "now... would you like a salad?"

"No" she pouts as she sat on my chair

"Would you like... cereal?"

"No"

"Would you like... mac and cheese?" I asked before I remembered as she bolted for the bathroom and I could hear her throwing up "sorry hun I forgot" I told her "I'll make you some french toast okay? That'll settle baby down"

I went and began making her french toast the way she likes it and eventually she came back "hey, you okay now?"

"Don't mention that stuff"

"I know I'm sorry little lady, I forgot." I laughed giving her a kiss "ah... I uhhh y/n I love you And I don't wanna be rude but... I need to wash my mouth out now because, I can taste the morning sickness" I sighed quickly washing my mouth as I could taste it, it was horrible.

"Sorry Benny"

'ita fine I was dumb for giving you a kiss before you washed your mouth out"

"It's not morning sickness either it's like one pm"

"I class it as morning sickness as you only woke up like two hours ago"

"And morning sickness lasts all day," she says loitering over where I was cooking

"Then why not just call it pregnant sickness?"

"I don't know" she shurgs trying to steal the first finished bit

"Oi! No little lady its too hot you'll burn your pretty mouth"

"What do you care?"

"Well I might wanna use that pretty mouth later" I winked giving her butt a pinch

"Benny!" She whines

"What?"

"Dirty daddy"

"Well how can I not be when mummy's so sexy and beautiful" I cooed giving her a kiss on the head

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queen-of-deans-booty · 5 years

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1+1

Characters: Dean Winchester x Reader

Word Count: 606

Warnings: just all fluff

Request: if it’s not too much trouble, and if ur requests r still open can i request a song fic for dean x reader based on the song 1+1 by ‘Yonce. preferably where dean is in love with the reader but hasn’t told her yet and doesn’t know how. if it’s too hard or u don’t have enough time to write it i understand. thanks, ly and ur work

Summary: Dean has feelings for you, but is too scared to tell you. Will he ever get the courage to be upfront with his feelings?

Author’s Note: this is based on the song 1+1 by Beyonce. This is unbeta’d and any and all mistakes are all on me.

Feedback the glue that holds my writing together

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If there was one thing Dean knew for sure, it was of your love for him. He may not be the best at being a friend, or being a cook, or being himself, but he was the best when you were by his side. Everything he did, he did better with you. It was true what people said about soulmates; they were truly the other half of you, and you were the better version of Dean, always taking care of him.

If I ain't got nothing, I got you If I ain't got something I don't give a damn, 'cause I got it with you I don't know much about algebra, but I know one plus one equals two And it's me and you That's all we'll have when the world is through

If only he could tell you how he feels, then maybe the love you two shared would be even stronger. He always had his brother to count on, but the fact that you were going to be there too was everything he could ever need. If imperfect perfections were a person, you would be that person.

You often made mistake, drank too much, yelled at him for the wrong reason, and so many other stupid things, but he thought the world of you. When the two of you worked together, everything seemed to fall in place. He trusted you with his life, and never would question when you wanted to do something a certain way.

It was the same thing with him. If you didn't have trust, then you two just wouldn’t work.

Hey, I don't know much about guns but I I've been shot by you Hey, and I don't know when I'm gon' die, but I hope That I'm gon' die by you Hey, and I don't know much about fighting, but I, I know I will fight for you Hey, just when I ball up my fist I realize That I'm laying right next to you

Dean may know a lot about guns, but he wasn’t an expert. He could shoot a target at fast speed dead in the head, but that doesn’t mean he knew the mechanics of a gun. He’s been shot so many times is many different places, but you shot him in a place where no one else could reach: his heart.

With this hunting life, death is always on his mind. He never knew if he was going to make it to the next sunrise so he often didn’t hold grudges. Dying is a part of the job, and if he was going to die, then he wanted to do it with you. He wanted you to be by his side when he goes because he knew that he would be safe.

In all his life, he has learned many fighting skills that were useful on hunts. He’s broken so many bones using those said skills and regretted a few or more, but he knew the fighting he’d do for you would be endless. He’d fight for your hand any second of the day if it meant you were protected. He’d fight for your heart if he knew he had a chance.

Baby we ain't got nothing but love And darling you got enough for the both of us ooh Make love to me when my days look low Pull me in close and don't let me go

Maybe one day he’d get to tell you how he feels. Maybe before this is all over. He can only imagine the life he would have with you. Right by his side, never letting him go.

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