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ghostiiess · 4 months

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[NSB HEADCANONS] - you celebrating your birthday with them

pov: this is what i think the boys would do to clelebrate your birthday

warnings: none that i can think of :)

type: wholesome

members: all of them in a big hc :)

reblogs and likes are very appreciated!

so.. i heard it was your birthday..?? 😏

well, if it is then happy birthday :)

and if not, then this is what i think the north star boys would do to celebrate and organize your special day!

(rest under the cut!!)

obviously, when the guys decided to organize you a birthday party, they wanted to have a proper plan

like in the movies where each characters has something to do lol

and i think that's what kane would do :)

i know it may sounds boring, but hey hear me out

kane is a perfectionnist

he is the best to do plans and stuff like that :)) so i'm sure he would be like "okay, seb you're doing that!" or like "ryan, you're going to distract y/n while we're organizing everything"

he would only create fun stuff such as activities

like the one where you have to place the tail of the donkey on the donkey (i forgot the name) without seeing anything

basically games to play before the big party happens :))

so i think it'll be perfect for him!!

ofc, like every good party, the place should be decorated!

and who wanted to do this job? ladies and gentleman, our favorite tallest boy.. sebastian moy

we know he's tall

he ate his vegetables when he was younger because this man is literally 6'4 🙄

since he's very tall, it'll be perfect to put stuff on high shelf or like put some posters or flag around the house to say "hey it's y/n's birthday!!" or smth like that

plus he didn't want to clean and organize the house

of course, it'll be boring if nobody was there.. so ofc someone needed to do the invitations!

and i think regie would do it!!

we know how good regie is for creating something with his hands or like do something related to art

like he's so creative

so like old times, he took pieces of papers and made invitations

he knew he could have just asked your friends by texts, but like isn't it more fun and cute to receive invitations by the post and to read "Y/N BIRTHDAY'S PARTY!!"

plus, it was a birthday surprise so..

and we know, regie..

he's the type of the guy to let his phone open, so no no no

he didnt want to take a risk

plus invitation cards are super cute

at least to me 😭

idk it's like nostalgic

of course, it'll be weird if you were going to be at your house while the boys was there to like organize your house, so that's why ryan would take you shopping!

i mean..

this boy had a job: keep you busy at target for like 3 hours so everything could be ready

and let's say it worked out pretty well!

weirdly, when ryan realized you were both done with shopping and there was only 1h left before letting you go back home, he decided to take the time to examine every controllers...

but hey, it was worth it because in the mean time, oliver did all the snacks on the table for the guest :)

he was super excited and although he's not the cook in nsb, this man can cook

he made all your favorites

he wanted your birthday to be something unforgetfull

darren, the cooker of nsb, did the cake

everybody in nsb (or at least know) can know basically a bit of everything, but to me, cooking cake screams darren

plus, we're talking about darren

he's a great cook!

he made your favorite flavored cake ;)

lastly, ofc we needed to have some music for your birthday..

we couldn't just celebrate a birthday with northstarboys without a single piece of music 🥳

so justin did the music playlists

he checked EVERY spotify (or any music app you have) playlist you had and searched in your "most played" song, just so he could put them in your spotify birthday playlist

like isn't he so cute??? :(

to me, justin is the one who have the most 'taste' in music

i mean, every boys in the groups have great music taste, but i think jp would be the one creating the playlist because he listen to basically every thing.

it could be rap, kpop, anime songs, hip-hop song, r&b.. he listen to basically everything, so this man know the goods songs

plus he feels like he would be the type to create music playlists for his closed ones

so that's it for your birthday hc!! hope you liked it <3

have an amazing birthday!

taglist (open! send an ask if you want to be in it!) : @nsb-rkive @kentisbaby @firebenderwolf @hyuneee0

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honestlydarkprincess · 1 year

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Fic Word Search

I was tagged again by my beloved @midnightsbuck and since they're all new words and I have like a billion wips I'm gonna do it again hehe

rules: rules: share snippets of your work containing each of the words the previous poster selected for you

my words: miss, arms, tongue, sky, home, pet, wall

Miss (from my buck mcd wip 'love letters to a dead man' that idk if I'll finish cause i was using it to work through smth)

It’s not fair. It’s not fucking fair. I miss you.

Arms (from my Eddie walks in on fwb bucktaylor)

Buck leaned against the counter, crossing his arms, unbothered by his lack of clothing. He waited for Eddie to say something, anything.

Tongue (also from my Eddie walks in on fwb bucktaylor)

“What, baby? What do you need?” Eddie presses the words into Buck’s skin, runs his tongue up the line of Buck’s throat, swallowing down Buck’s answering moan as he pulls him into another kiss.

Sky (from ??? i don't actually know, I completely forgot about this wip it was not in my buddie folder so I have no clue where it was going it's literally just named "airplane au - buddie")

The man gave Buck a small smile and a nod, making Buck’s stomach clench because wow, he had a beautiful smile. And damn, when the man started to speak, Buck realized he also had a downright sinful voice. “Hey, man. Any chance this little guy could have the window seat? It’s his first time on a plane and really wants to look out at the sky.”

Home (a Hangster wip where there's a lil misunderstanding because i'm a slut for those)

“You, shut up,” Hangman said, pointing his beer at Coyote. He turned his attention back to Rooster, who was watching him a curious and somewhat confused look on his face. “Congrats on the girl, Bradshaw. I’m sure she’s lovely but I’ll have to pass on the pictures. I just remembered I have something I forgot I needed to do at home.” And with that, Jake downed the rest of his beer, gave everyone a nod and a mock salute, and stalked out of the bar.

Pet (another Hangster wip that I will finish even if I have to pry it from my cold dead brain)

Who would have ever thought that a little bit of flirting and a simple pet name could unnerve the legendary Hangman?

Wall (from my Buck gets shot on the crane in 4x14 wip that i forgot about)

Everything was hazy. Buck was somewhat aware of being loaded into an ambulance and the blurry figures of Chim and Hen above him. They were shouting, he couldn’t hear what they were saying— their words blurred together into a wall of sound. Buck resisted the urge to shush them, everything hurt— his shoulder, his head, his clothing was dripping with blood. Why wouldn’t they be quiet? All he wanted was a few minutes of quiet.

my words for y'all are: living, sad, forgotten, and happy

no pressure tagging: @firemedicdiaz, @maygrantgf, @fleurdebeton, @timothydraake, @enbyeddiediaz <33

#my writing #my wips #buddie #hangster #tag games

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names-zane · 3 months

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So, the summaries dropped and im tryn my best to be civil. I don't know what to do with myself.

WTF!?!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!??! I can't!! I fuckin REFUSE to sit through this shit! No! I am coping so hard, SO GOD DAMNED HARD that there is some twist to this, or they're hiding shit, or smth because I cannot deal! This is the worst time for this, I am freaking out!

THESE BASTARDS NEED TO STOPPPP!! OMG NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! Stop trying to die I can't have y'all dying fuck me sideways fuck!! I AM SHITTING AND PISSING AND SUFFERING I HATE THIS 😫😫😫😫

THEYRE KILLING OFF MY BOY!!! HES ONE OF YHE BEST CHARACTERS AND HES GONE OMG!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! 😫😫😫😫

Anyway, I kinda thought this would happen, seeing as they took out the less important ones pretty early. I'm bad at theory stuff but I'll drop something unsubstantiated: 90% sure the silhouetted characters on the S3 poster are what happens when a Velgearian dies lol. I feel like if this was correcting the timeline so no aliens appeared in Sevens™ thing, they would have done it in season 3. Regardless, killing off the "rival" is pretty ballsy, so pretty sure he was never ment to be the rival, it was Yuhi. Or Yudias, depends on who you think the protag is lol. Doesn't matter to me, as long as the story is interesting.

Having them all be hyped to die is so fucked I love it. The Myuda-Dinowa tag duel better be filled with Myudas theme; it's probably the best in the show tbh. Also Zwijo givin one last hurrah to his bf is some sad shit. Mans goin fast and hard lol. Idk what theyre gonna do with the last 4 eps, cause if they kill Yudias then all the Velgearians are coming back, and that seems too predictable. Surprise me mfkers! Make me cry!

😏

#go rush #go rush spoilers #ygo go rush #yugioh go rush #i was jokin before #i dont actually hate the show #but i gotta hot take #i want this to lead into a season that focuses almost exclusively on Yudias #i know alotta people like Yuhi but #he did his time let him rest #also Yuamu getting no focus #bitch not even on the poster lol #so yea im just say sideline Yuhi #at least a little lol #ill go back to lurking

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tiredgoodomensfan · 1 year

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GOS2 hillywood + poster dissection (spoilers!)

so, i think we all lost our collective MINDS today

when I saw that we have the release date I actually started SCREAMING (I got lots of dirty looks.) anyways I have lots and lots of thoughts that I just need to get down somewhere so buckle up cuz this will be long, rambly, and prolly won't make a whole lot of sense.

First of all, huge props to the whole hillywood team, this was a really high-quality production and I loved every second of it. I'm watching the behind the scenes vid while writing this and it's really interesting to see how such an amazing video was produced. so much work was put into it and it really paid off. Thank you guys so much for making this!

So, the scene where Crowley falls. this could just be something fun hillywood decided to do, but the fact that they worked so closely with Neil makes me wonder if this is something that we might get more of in s2. The scene with the fire (which was awesome btw) maybe not be so much, but Crowley falling from what seems to be heaven into a puddle of what I'm guessing is maybe meant to be sulphur? (I don't really know what sulphur is so correct me if I'm wrong, I'm just spewing stuff here so it could be complete nonsense) idk to me it seems like foreshadowing, especially considering that Crowley's fall isn't discussed in that much depth in s1. idk that could just be me stretching cuz I want pre-fall Crowley SO BAD. and OH MY GOD IN THE VIDEO THEY JUST CONFIRMED ITS MEANT TO BE SULPHUR I FUCKING SGHA ITS THE FALL FROM HEAVEN I KNEW IT.

The post-parody scenes AHHH. first of all, I loved how they stayed pretty much word accurate to the show, with only necessary things changed. I loved Neil in this, Maggie, and Daniel. Does more Daniel mean more Adam? he could just be there for like a fun cameo roll but it got me thinking. if weird shit was happening the first thing Crowley and aziraphale are gonna think is 'Ah shit it's the Antichrist again innit' So maybe more adam s2? idk.

(Maggie was literally me. 'DO THEY HOLD HANDS??' girl is literally the entire good omens fandom)

('the wait and see clause' SO FUNNY BUT ALSO SO MUCH PAINN)

Ok, poster time.

First off, the way they're sat back to back?? no space between them?? and IS AZ READING TO CROWLEY?? :( They make me wanna vomit /pos

Also, I noticed something in the back. a shop outside with 'give me' on the front? this could just be a generic shop but I feel like everything in the poster is deliberate. doesn't seem to mean much now but I reckon we should keep our eye out in the background of any other posters and teasers and stuff we might get. this could just be me going bonkers cuz I've been deprived of new content for SO LONG but idk I could be onto smth.

I also wanna talk about the lighting decisions. the bright light shining on aziraphale, cuz yk- he's an angel but also a little glimmer on Crowley? now it could be interpreted as like 'Oh not all hope is lost for him' but I see it differently. the fact that Crowley's light is coming from below and Azi's is coming from above?? bit on the nose. I think the fact that we've been told that Gabriel is gonna feature heavily in this, is gonna make us primarily focus on heaven (the biggest light being on Az) but that doesn't mean hells gonna be out of the picture. I think, that through the first few episodes, we're gonna be focusing on Heaven harassing Az and we won't notice hell spying on Crowley (Crowley's light being smaller, yet still very much there)

More on hell, something I didn't notice at first was a lil tiny lizard in the bottom left-hand corner. I'm pretty convinced this is supposed to be shax. I mean, we've been shown that like all the demons have some sort of animal form (Beelzebub- fly, Crowley- snake, ligur- chameleon, etc., etc.) but as far as I know, we haven't had a lizard like that yet. it has a little fire tail and it's pretty deliberately hidden (either that or I'm fucking stupid cuz I didn't notice until like 10 mins ago) I think the fact that he's not the center focus is again about how through this hell will just be kinda spying on them rather taking a center focus so that we have our guard down and are like 'WOAH' when hell does smth. but you can't fool ME Neil, I'm expecting it.

Final little closing thoughts on stuff that could be irrelevant but maybe isn't. The clock- both hands on 6, 6 episodes, what else is 6? Is half 6 a significant time? or is it just cuz 666 and like haha devil number? the old ass camera in the bottom right-hand corner, eluding to maybe olden days Crowley and aziraphale pictures?? I would die. maybe also references a scene abt the invention of the camera?? or is it just there cuz Az is nostalgic and likes antiques. am I going insane or is that a new Crowley haircut?? Crowley and Az being back to back they LOOK SO DOMESTIC ILL SOBB

again, thank you so much hillywood for this amazing parody. and thanks Neil for FINALLY answering our prayers while leaving us with like a MILLION more questions, love you Mr. Gaiman

if you actually read this, thanks! that means that someone else is as obsessed and slightly mad as me. let me know if you've got any other ideas or annotations, I love literally everything good omens so even if you think it's a reach I WANNA HEAR IT!

Edit: I'm a fukin idiot and also blind. there are 3 lizards, and literally everyone noticed them (I can't find the third one (I'm pretty sure I need glasses)) BUT YK I still reckon it's shax. or maybe the erics?? oo it might be the Erics now im thinking abt it

Another edit: I'm actually REALLY fuckin stupid. the give me sign outside is Nina's shop 'Give me coffee or give me death' (I kinda forgot there were new characters this season) BUT YK maybe still smth?? idfk

#good omens #the hillywood show #good omens parody #good omens parody spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens poster #im going insane #neil gaiman

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castle-dominion · 8 months

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castle 6x16 room 147

the cult hypnosis episode liveblog

(side note I can't believe they didn't have dever & huertas-- heck I would have loved the OTHER dever to do an audio commentary. The castle's dad one had the audio instead which, like, valid ig.) Anyway I'm on a new dvd now, which is why I am complaining about the lack of (my preferred) bonus features.

Not QUITE the same mess lol

KABOOM I loove alexis sm <3 <3

Oof I'm quitting my job to go to school I can't imagine having a job & a non-job & a tutoring gig & paying a lease & holy crap I am so privileged

Yay calling him Sito.

were not was

Jane: He didn’t have to. Good looking guy, no bags, checking in for one night?

that's a flip phone... Plenty of people have their own website. too bad the guy doesn't have imbd tho

random lady yelling.

Love esposito's outfit! so chill!

You never get a confession this early in an ep. u KNOW smth's going to go down. Is there going to be another one really fast like this where they solve it hella fast & after the third murder with an instant confession they get suspicious?

Ah she has an alibi! Is she confessing to cover for someone else?

Love the doodle. Maybe it was a code to whoever is going to read her confession I love the flashbacks. While I'm here, the door opened on the left, attached on the right. I don't think it was like that in the crime scene. wdym you don't think so?

someone is making her confess to their crime that's why this stuff is happening.

Yeah that's how addiction is alright.

I loooove how she doesn't remember! Anita Miller: No, from me!

RC: What about forensics? Did CSU come up with anything? JE: Yeah, a hotel room in New York City? (he shudders) They found all kinds of fun stuff. (not clipping)

Clipping the theory part. unless there was a tall/cext to the phone you don't have!

Doc holloway's back!!!!

Ryan & me: Two weeks? Wait a minute, that’s how long Anita says she’s been feeling blurry.

RC: As much as I love a good mystery, a small part is hoping he can give us some clarity on what the hell is going on.

idk why I find the "ask for help" poster with the guy crying in their hands so humerous. Maybe bc it reminds me of the cotton eyed joe meme I made. Me: *just commit autosurgery trying to cut off my own breast* My surgical tape: *won't stick* Me: *crying* my adhd: IF IT WEREN'T FOR COTTON EYED JOE I'D BE MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO

Love background artists.

I need details.

I love love love the way it goes with the filming. POV filming. (markiplier moments, girl hand, man hand, we also need a black guy. Like that aone scene where you have three hands at some point bc you're picking up the artifact, swapping the teddy bear, holding his nose so he doesn't sneeze, & every single movement is a different person's hand. for Diversity. We need a left-handed person now tho.

Because he did what to you? aiy dee kay. Love the music sm KB, explaining like bonvolio: Yeah, you and Anita Miller are working together on this. You’re either covering for each other or you’re covering for someone else out there.

love how there are two interrogation rooms. She's very adamant that she did this. Why not take the out? "So I didn't kill him? I'm hella confused after all..."

Get doc holloway back here. RC: What if their lives intersect, just not in such a literal sense? Me, just participating in the fictional canadian character poll: ramona flowers? powers? renata? Hold on... scott pilgrim dreams is what I'm saying.

RC: (dryly) Really? Alternate universe? That’s how little you think of me? RC in a future episode: *goes to an au where lanie is preggo & rysposito is canon. unless that was just a fanfic i read...)

I love her ring KB: (off is look) I’m sorry, it’s just, you got excited. It’s kind of cute. RC: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how I like the weird stuff. Me: SEASON ONE

WHAT'S nothing? on your phone there?

I LOVE this kid, this absolute child. radar oreilly vibes off him, esp with castle's psychic link theoryu.

OUTSTANDING! LOVE THE WORDS! consistency bc of slaughter! "I need to confess!" 'take a number'

"She remembers bc she thought it looked suspicious" that's the only reason someone WOULD remember! & the only reason they'd take a pic.

a big bald man!

It's just a doodle. It is a celtic knot holy trinity sign, no? the van you've been disoriented. How long have you had that symbol in your head? KB: this is important! Dwight: *I killed a guy but fuck ok bestie*

Assertiveness training I love this tranny sm. He needs to get on testosterone.

Sometimes THEY scrub footage, sometimes it's the detectives...

her phone again. what is even going on with that?

I love it. love the way she picks up her jacket, the boys, she's coming back to work this late at night in an hour... I love these folks this family their dynamics their movements & body language I thouht it was jim not alexis. Peter's cafe/bistro

Her face. she is rolling her eyes & I love alexis & I love her bangs & I love alexis & the alexis-kate relationship kjsdflkjkldjfsd It IS pride! Ooh music!!

Love those two cops smiling in the elevator. IT implies that there was a conversation in there that we missed.

Me: native Esposito: also technically native EHI: *kills ppl in their "sweat lodge initiation"*

lmao SO culty he talks so slow. Need to speed this up. good gravy. Ooh I only just noticed her eyeliner. love it.

this place reminds me of japan. Why is he expecting? Oh maybe bc he killed the guy! ooOOooh! SHUT THE DOOR SHUT THE DOOR BY WHICH I MEAN NO DON'T SHUT THE DOOR YOU'RE GOING TO BE TRAPPED THIS IS MY PARANOIA KICKING IN.

Love the art of himself on the walls. Where is that? Sweden? years????

Bauer: I’m struck by the level of your hostility, Detective. It’s not healthy. RC: You know what I’m struck by is your total lack of curiosity as to why a homicide detective is asking about your employee. "little group" THOUSANDS of members across the globe! RC: Wow. That’s – amazing, how you would just know what off the top of your head. Bauer: I make a point of meeting every member of my EHI family. The people you mentioned are not among them. Me: thousands of members & you have met every one sure but u remember every one?

Bauer: *looks to the side offscreen* RC: *looks to the side too* *realizes* *rolls his eyes up* Me: I do the same thing when my brothers are standing behind me irl & annoying me so I whip around to face them...in minecraft

btw what is that glass thing on there?

grande poobah??? his what???

RC: So all three of our confessors have had problems in their lives. Alcoholism, anger management, assertiveness issues, all things that they could have gone to EHI to treat.

that's true! RC: Wipe memories. Think about it. The fogginess, the confusion over the last two weeks? KR: So you’re saying that a glorified self-help group can erase memories? How? Doc H: With drugs.

Me: *seen the s7 premier* Memories actually change all the time. Outstanding! Love the words! KR: Castle, do you have any idea how insane that sounds? I would clip that but meh RC: Just not in person. Me: Not your psychic theory again!

"Ok he did NOT flirt with me" (why does the woman's vers need to be flirty tho? /gen q for EHS or w/e their name was)

Just letting them continue to argue lol

KB: Yes, a genius at annoying me. (not clipping) RC: Yes, a genius at annoying me. KB: (aside) I’m starting to feel the urge.

the door opens the wrong way THE DOOR OPENS THE WRONG WAY THEY MENTIONED IT RIGHT AFTER MEEEE (tho I have seen it too) wait all these rooms have the same painting? srs?

the way ryan says "su'm" instead of something, I looove it. kinda hate it tho.

CSU: Detective, I traced the signal from Bauer’s video conference with Beckett. JE: So where in Stockholm is he? CSU: That’s the thing. The signal was routed through Stockholm, but it looks like it originated from a local IP address. JE: Local, as in Manhattan? CSU: As in inside this building.

Love esposito's giant coats & layers & stuff.

that hand is slim, but pretty masculine. He smiles but idk if it is flirtatious. None of the suspects said that the bathroom door was open. Why do they know his name tho? Two versions, one for women & another for men? You don't have one for left-handed ppl or someone who maybe can't use or doesn't have their right hand, for Black ppl, for any poc, for ppl who are women but don't want to smile flirtatiously with justin, for fat ppl...

Someone from the crew, yeah you do need a bunch more ppl than just justin, the suspects, & the head of ehi.

At least she pronounced her T. Oof the music. it's so good.

Aw dwight never got to confess slkdjfslkdfjl these three have become friends & I love it sm. Friendship forged in a situation like this.

KB: It’s okay, Castle. You know I like the weird ones. Me: YES YES SJDLFSJKDFLSJDKLFJDS THIS IS THE SERIES

KB: (slyly) How do you know what I do to you when you’re sleeping?

Alexis!!!

#mom no look #castle 6x16 #castle 6x16 spoilers #castle 6x16 quote #the cult hypnosis episode

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reinaqian · 2 years

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Wait- I'm sorry I just pushed the wrong button and ignored a friend request on Discord whose name is begun with "cristo..." I'M SORRY can u add me again???? 😭 and sorry for the late responding on disc to all my friends, I'm typing now, I'm typing replies now!

And sorry for lack of updates, for that I'm preparing for an exam, along with the fangame and a poster design for an art exhibition at the same time so...

I've finished all the pixel arts of characters for the game, but stuck with some function coding and many scene arts- yes I use no public materials, even a little switch on the wall is drawn by me- that's why everything takes so much time but I really enjoy the pixel arts! Just need more time!

Besides, thanks for all the asks and likes! Idk when would I draw smth to answer them so here are some answers about the game:

- The fangame that I'm making is certainly for free! It's a dol fangame and dol is free so there's no reason to require payment! (Then it's all up to my schedule, which means there's no decided release time *cough cough*)

- Characters that would appear in this fangame:

PC (m/f/no gender optional)

The four school LIs (Robin, Sydney, Kylar, Whitney) (m/f optional, sorry I'm too lazy to make them a no gender choice...)

- The story:

PC has managed to move out from the Orphanage by their own effort. Their friends are visiting their new apartment, and strange things happens...

I'm sorry that I'm a Kylar simp as u know so it would be completely a Kylar x PC story, or Kylar → PC, no apparent love plot with other LIs. For now two endings are planned. Will include a little horror and creepy contents. No QTE or difficult puzzles. The story is not long, I just want to express the story well as a practice to make better games in the future 🍐

Now I'm going back to prepare the exam. If you wanna see the birth of the game, wait and suffer, my kid 💋

#This is a sorry post #monologue

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wonderlandleighleigh · 2 years

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(you ship literati too? AAAAH you truly are the best) how bout an ASP/Fashionable Ppl Extended Universe sandbox?😁 say, Jess and Rory meet Joshy (he's looking into Truncheon,idk -depends on what you see his career path looking like- if he himself wants to publish smth or-) and his parents come up. or something along those lines?

(One does not ship Midge/Lenny and turn around and not ship Literati lol. Also I'm an ooooooooollllllllld Lit shipper. If you dig through ff.net you'll find some intensely ancient litfic)

How about a different thought, though.

Let's call this season 3 of GG

Jess hates it when Luke calls his name like that, because it means Jess has to do work. And it's not that Jess is work-averse. He just...

Hates Stars Hollow.

A lot.

"I just need you to take an order over to Maple," Luke tells him. "No big deal. Just take it over to 36 Maple."

Jess narrows his eyes. "Are you sure you don't mean 37 Maple?"

"Rory didn't order food," Luke tells him, amused. "Mrs. Schneider ordered food. Do not drop by Rory's place until after you deliver the food."

Jess gives an eyeroll, but he grabs the takeout bags and heads out.

At least the Schneiders are nice. They tip well, too. They're only here in the fall, though, September through November, and otherwise disappear for the rest of the year. They're good friends with Babette and Maury, and they certainly make town meetings interesting (not that Jess bothers with those normally. Still. Nothing quite like Mr. Schneider calling Taylor a "fucking twat" that one time, scandalizing everyone, except Mrs. Schneider, who had done her best to hold back laughter).

Their house on Maple is painted a darker blue than the Gilmore's place, but it's the same kind of bungalow-type, with a nice porch, and when Jess knocks on the door, Mrs. Schneider calls out from inside.

"It's open!"

Jess frowns. Usually one of them comes to the door. He awkwardly opens the door and steps in, greeted with a well-decorated front hall, the walls decorated with family photos and old show posters.

He hears someone struggling from a room off to his left, and he when turns, it's to find Mrs. Schneider pulling herself up off the floor.

"Whoa." He rushes forward, setting the takeout bags down, and helping her. "Are you okay?"

"Oh, I'm fine," she assures him, looking a little winded, but otherwise okay. "Go figure that the second Lenny goes out of town for the day, I have a 'help I've fallen and I can't get up' moment." She gives him a sheepish smile and smooths out her dress. "Thank you."

"Sure," Jess says, grabbing the takeout bags again, noticing his surroundings for the first time.

The room is painted a tastefully light pink, and the walls are lined, again, with old photos and show posters. Mostly comedy shows.

Mostly those of Midge Maisel, world-famous comedienne.

Above a cluttered desk is a large print of a man with his back to the camera, cigarette in hand, lit up by the lights of a large stage.

It's a pretty famous image. Taken sometime in the sixties, and used in Rolling Stone Magazine and on posters, too.

Jess slowly turns back to the older woman, who has grabbed her cane. "Uh..."

Mrs. Schneider looks a little sheepish. "Yeah."

"Seriously?"

She shrugs.

"What are Midge Maisel and Lenny Bruce doing in Stars Hollow?!"

Mrs. Schneider laughs softly. "Bring those bags to the kitchen, and I'll tell you."

He does, following her slow movements through the first floor of the house, and he sets the bags down, helping her unload them.

"So. Back in the early eighties, Lenny fell off the wagon," she explains. "A combo of deep stress over trying to write a film script, and a few years hanging out with Richard Pryor. And after throwing his stupid ass into rehab, we decided that maybe getting out of the city for a little while wouldn't be the worst thing. Lenny's old buddy Maury was living here already, and he recommended we come check it out. So we stayed at the Dragonfly Inn - before Lorelai bought it - and we fell in love with this weird little town. So we bought a place, and we've spent a few months a year here ever since."

"And only Maury and Babette know you're...comedy legends."

"Lorelai knows," she tells him. "We had dinner at the Independence Inn one night when she was working there, and she recognized us immediately. But other than that?" she shrugs. "Mr. and Mrs. Schneider shop at Doose's and we do the Bid-a-Basket festival every year - which - Lenny hates, but plays along anyways, and we won the Dance-a-thon in 1990, though I'm pretty sure we almost died."

Jess stares at her. "Huh."

Mrs. Schneider shrugs again and smiles before turning to one of the kitchen drawers and pulling out money for the order. "I will give you way more money than this is all worth, if you promise not to tell anybody but that cute girlfriend of yours."

Jess nods as he accepts the cash. "Deal."

"Good boy."

#fic #au #tmmm #Midge/Lenny #Jess/Rory #Literati #Jess Mariano #Midge Maisel #The Schneiders of Stars Hollow #Gilmore Girls

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charismaofobedience · 11 months

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this is prob gonna sound silly for a lot of people but uh. ok. after years living w my mom i finally said fuck it and came to live with my grandma. she doesn't force me to do anything and i help her take care of the house in the ways i can (dishes, sweeping, washing clothes etc) while not straining my body and she doesn't get angry at me. she literally thanks me everytime i help compared to saying im exaggerating when i say something hurts and am 4 steps away from having a entire autism meltdown moment but i think the most important thing for me is that. i will get my own bedroom.

my own bed. my own personal wardrobe. my own place to organize however i want. a place i can call mine and decorate in whatever way i feel like. we went to see a bed to buy for me (currently sleeping on a sofa and it's okay) and i got to choose a mattress i enjoyed and felt comfortable in. a wardrobe i chose that fits what i need. it's not everything i want but it's already smth i can call mine. i will be able to put some posters i had for two years up on the wall and stare at it finally because my mom didn't want me to back then. there's still stuff i will want to get for it eventually (working desk, computer, a bookcase, rug etc) but i have my *own* space.

my grandma has been teaching me how to cook too and it feels so nice to be able to cook smth if i ever get hungry by myself without having to just warm food up on the microwave. she will also help me open my own bank account which means ill finally be able to fucking start selling art commissions (which is smth I've been wanting to do for at least 4 years) and ill be able to slowly start winning my own money. maybe not much, but enough for me.

idk. i think that my mom saying i "need to become independent" but not helping at all while saying I'm just pampered in my grandma's house, but i clearly seeing improvement in my state while being there is funny.

grandma also said once my bedroom state is more stable i can think of getting a kitty and. god. my kitty. mine.

#♡𑁬࿔ chii talks

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fullmusicbardsquared · 2 years

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horrible explanation of degrassi s9 ep17 "innocent when you dream"

i'm cutting out the B-plot because it's normal lmao. please don't sue me if this knowledge disturbs you.

this episode opens in a manner completely different then most Degrassi episodes; with really stupid blue and green lighting and sPooKy music. in this dream (because it's a dream), Clare is essentially a vampire-novel protagonist. as of rn she's a freshman i think???? or sophomore idk. and the vampire is Declan, who's older and irl dating Holly J Sinclair, the best Degrassi character in the world. Clare suddenly wakes up, and immediately pulls a Fortnight* book off of her side table to read it. this book is marked 4, and later lines imply that this is a much longer series than the thing it's parodying. She keeps doing it until 3 am.

*Fortnight is the Degrassi equivalent of Twilight. this is made much weirder by later lines (in the season, not in this ep) that ask if Clare was up late watching Twilight, and the presence of a poster of that guy who plays edward in her locker.

The next day, she tells her friend Alli (girl on the left) about her new Fortnight addiction, and the weird vampire sex dreams (i hated typing that sentence). Alli responds that she's stuck reading "lame-o fanfic" until the next Fortnight book comes out, and gently ribs on Clare for her dreams by comparing Declan to "Edmund" due to them both being "brooding and sexy". Declan is none of those things but ok.

some context: Declan is writing and directing an original musical called "Space Awakening", which is about an alien girl coming to a school or something???? idk. one of the actors is late to practice, and instead of picking an understudy or different actor or literally anyone else, Declan asks Clare to come do the scene. Clare is the "propmaster", so I have no idea why she's even picked in-universe. i know why she is out-of-universe, though! it's because the scene is a KISS SCENE, and Clare sucks at acting, so Declan like lifts her chin and there's TENSION or something. Clare feels like a pervert the rest of the day, feeling she's disobeying her abstinence pledge, but this doesn't stop her from noticing Declan's forgotten sweater and carrying it around with her.

later, Alli catches Clare writing stories about herself and Declan, set in the universe of the Fortnight books. saying it's better than the stuff online (and my fics what who said that), Alli encourages her to post it (?!?!?!). Clare becomes excited and decides to post the snippet on the Fortnight fan-board, using the pen name "Madame Degrassi".

She does not edit Declan's name out. Onto this episode's second act!

several people read "Madame Degrassi"'s posts, including Holly J, who finds them well written and admits to having Fortnight as her "thing", but is suspicious of the fact that the name Declan is used. she admits it could be a coincedence to her friend Chantay. later, at Connor's party (possibly birthday), Alli decides to start a game of 7 Minutes In Heaven. Connor is the timer guy. anyways, Clare and Wesley are picked, and made to go into a basement??? Wesley notices a weird ring Clare has, and she explains that it's an abstinence pledge. however, to get the thing over with, Clare just decides to kiss Wesley- AND I AM NOT MAKING THE NEXT THING UP OKAY. I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. - anyways, while kissing Wesley, Clare has a daydream (?) of her and Declan where she is the vampire, which leads to her giving Wesley a hickey without realizing until he goes "OW". embarrassed, Clare runs away, while Wesley kinda roblox dies mentally. Alli follows Clare, and when they reach a cafe, Clare BEGS Alli to take the Fortnight books back, blaming them for all her problems; she also says she doesn't want to end up like Alli*. Alli, hurt, just replies that "judgy Clare is back" and leaves.

*i haven't seen much of s9, but Alli is a character who makes a lot of mistakes. idk what this is specifically a reference to but it probably has to do with her having sex or smth

the next day. Clare is showing Declan the prompts, and has another fantasy. she bites his neck, then runs away while Declan stands there like 😐. Clare leaves to apologize to Alli, and is forgiven, but Declan & Holly J put together her being "Madame Degrassi". Holly J meets Clare in the theatre, and Clare begs for her life; Holly J jokingly says she thought about killing her, but Declan convinced her otherwise. she also explains to Clare that her feelings are normal and just puberty, and that her fanfic was genuinely good and shouldn't have been taken down by Clare. the end. sorry.

#long post #talking in my head #degrassi tng #suggestive text

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diniidjarin · 2 years

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ok so listen idk if you've done this,, but dishonored control AU, like a cool mashup thing

something something about the board and the outsider or smth

Instead of the hiss it's the whale call, whales are SCPs

Corvo in Jesse's place or vice versa, or maybe Jessamine was the previous director. Jesse-mine? Hmmm

ohOHOho your brain is huge and wrinkled and made mine crease all night. ended up a few steps to the left of what you planted here but oh these roots are spreading faster than the sentient mold

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Jessamine freezes in the middle of the sidewalk at the familiar nudge to her conscious. "Have we found it?" she whispers.

A flutter at the edge of her vision, a sensation like the brush of feathers at the back of her hand. She turns her head and notices the monumental building right in front of her, though not a second ago the street held absolutely nothing of note. The scant few pedestrians keep their eyes on the pavement as they pass her by. No cars stop in front of the Imperial Bureau of Control.

"Finally," she breathes, and takes the steps of black stone two at a time. "We're going to get some answers."

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The air inside the Bureau smells wet and briny, and Jessamine doesn't think it's the fault of the man busy mopping the floor. He hums a work song she almost recognizes, though she's no closer to remembering it than she was a minute ago when the first faint notes echoed down the empty hallways and led her to him.

"Hello?"

He turns his grizzled face to her, unsurprised. "Ah, good. You're here about the job." He takes her in, pleased about something. "I'm Samuel, the janitor."

"Nice to meet you," Jessamine offers on reflex. "I'm sorry, the job?"

"Janitor's assistant!" Samuel smiles, almost conspiratorial. "You'll need to pass the interview first, but I'm sure they'll like you. Go down the hall, take the elevator. Tell them I sent you." With a decisive nod, he returns to his work.

He might be the first person Jess saw in the building, but it’s more than simple human familiarity that makes his voice a friendly one in her books, she thinks.

“There will be plenty more, and far less friendly, where you are going,” Samuel chimes in behind her.

An amused burr and a rustle of feathers brush her thoughts.

Jessamine smiles. “Yeah. We’ve had worse.”

As the elevator doors slide closed, a scrap of lyrics follows her in.

way, hey, and up she rises...

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The executive offices are as empty as the lobby, except here the mournful song that has been vibrating in Jessamine’s bones becomes audible enough to notice. The notes are long, stretched too far to determine a melody, and pervasive. A displeased grumble bubbles up behind her sternum.

“You led me here,” Jessamine admonishes. “We are not backing out.”

A scoff. Of course. They are in this together.

Jess sets down the folder stamped with the black monolith logo of the Bureau that she’s picked up out of curiosity. Some description of procedure for subnautical retrievals inside, heavily blacked out, that told her little except that the Bureau loves its paperwork as much as every other institution Jess has ever had the displeasure of dealing with.

So much for running from the mundane, offers her protector. Jessamine smirks. Yes, the two of them have gone to some lengths to not deal with pencil-pushing in an office somewhere, haven’t they? A dead-end career in a cubicle with a poster in lieu of a window would be safe and simple. There is little that can threaten a cog deep in the machine.

The problem was knowing that there are things beyond the poster, the cubicle, the machine. Jess saw it once, as a child. Now her sister was missing and her friend was... somewhere. Between. A gossamer thread tangled in the clockwork of Jessamine’s heart and tugging, the barest hint of proof that she didn’t hallucinate everything that happened in Ordinary.

Now that thread is stronger. Nothing around her makes sense — not the blacked-out documents, not the whalesong in the air, not the building with no windows that she already knows is much bigger than the space it occupies on a perpetually foggy street nowhere in Dunwall City. Things are finally, finally falling into place.

Something thuds in the room she’s been pacing in front of.

We should go in.

Relying on certainty not her own, Jessamine steps into the Overseer’s office.

There is a body on the floor, a black hilt protruding from the chest.

An insistent flutter of wings. The knife.

You want me to pick it up? Jessamine questions. The murder weapon?

This day has only just started getting weirder.

Jess pulls the weapon — long as her forearm, with twin blades fragmenting and reconnecting like the form is not quite in this dimension — from the body, and then the body is hers and she holds the blade to her throat; and the world isn’t there and neither is the Bureau, a void where neither light nor darkness permeate the space around the great Monolith, and it speaks to her without a voice or language and the meaning sears itself into her mind.

[this is your choice and trial and self] [take back what is yours] [choose to be chosen] [be what you are. or not at all]

Jessamine casts about for the voice in her heart, but the din of the message drowns everything out.

The knife hangs in the air, within reach. Waiting.

The only way out is through, she thinks, and, to her surprise, feels elation when the weapon slots into her hand like it belongs there. It ripples as if in greeting, then snaps into the form of a rapier like a clear note hung in the air.

[congratulations. overseer] [we. the order. wield you wield the weapon]

“Well,” Jessamine says. “Now I have a knife.”

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notes: that’s as far as i get today! not to say i don’t have Brainworms about which character fills in for who, but i got stuck on who of the dh cast is the best fit for Trench’s shoes. Campbell is a strong candidate, but so are Havelock and Burrows. (I think I like Burrows most. if only the vague semantic link between a trench and a burrow. something something put the whole man in the ground eh)

further thoughts: yes Delilah is Dylan and Corvo is Polaris. (Hiss is going to be Wail and i think it’s Granny Rags’ final form, why not. Realized kinda late that i stuck with the original Board, and then thought that the Outsider could be fun as the Former instead, so kept it.) I realize the way i have (not) formatted the segments where Corvo communicates with Jess is practically illegible but when i first played control i couldn’t figure out who the hell Jesse is speaking to & thought, hey i’m gonna replicate that experience as i write this, except how do i translate Polaris’s shimmer into something equally subtle in text? so here we are. godspeed gentle reader

Switched the setting from 2019 america to 2019 gristol with no plan nor rhyme nor reason. yes i wanted to reference pandyssia somehow but also retain some of that modern-retro feel of the bureau. ended up gently conflating it with the abbey of the everyman solely because the abbey’s mission statement (we protect the good people of the empire from all things weird and occult) loosely parallels the FBC’s and that’s about as far as i got rationalizing it aheh

down the line i imagined sokolov as darling, and the idea of billie lurk as emily pope pleases me greatly. piero would fit as langston, daud as marshall perhaps? think thonk

Thank you for the prompt! Much as my ideas are getting away from me here, i don’t think i have it in me to forge a full fic out of them, but the thoughts and snippets are so much fun >D

#goblin ebooks #...yeah let's go with that for the fills tag.#hope to god there isnt someone using this as a legit tag lmao. sorry if so!#control #dishonored #goblin noises.

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guardyourkneecaps · 1 month

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OH MY LORD

OH MY FUCK

I PERHAPS FUCKED UP

I was just scrolling back through my blog because I was bored on the bus

I don't really pay attention to who I'm reblogging from, just like the original poster and the content

a username looked vaguely familiar

so I clicked on it

AND I THINK IT'S A PERSON I KNOW

IT MUST HAVE COME UP ON MY FOR YOU TAB OG TAGS OR SMTH BUT WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES OF THAT HAPPENING SO

ONE: IT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE I'VE ACTIVELY GONE TO THEIR BLOG AND REPOSTED SOMETHING (I remember them telling me the name like at least a year or more ago but my memory is NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO HAVE KEPT THAT INFORMATION READILY AVAILABLE IN MY BRAIN I SMOKE TOO MUCH FOR THAT SHITE)

TWO: IF IT IS THEM AND THEY'VE REALISED IT'S ME THEN THEY NOW KNOW MY TUMBLR

like I don't post my own shit often but idk man it's there

SO IF I'M RIGHT AND IT IS YOU AND YOU SEE THIS PLEASE KNOW IT VERY MUCH WASN'T INTENTIONAL AND I CURRENTLY WOULD LIKE THE EARTH TO SWALLOW ME WHOLE LIKE A SPIDER BEING DIRECTED DOWN THE DRAIN BY THE SHOWER

I don't think I'm gonna sleep at all

LIKE I CAN'T BRING THAT UP I JUST EITHER HAVE TO HOPE EITHER IT WASN'T THEM, THEY DON'T NOTICE, OR THEY DO AND JUST KNOW I'M NOT LIKE THAT BUT ASFHDNJCJEJENNEJCUCJDJDJ I'M GOING TO COMMIT

#might just delete all my social media and hide now #I am overthinking EVERYTHING now

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chaos-has-theories · 10 months

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Okay wait I know I'm going to procrastinate this Forever so uhhhh,, well first of all basic silley worldbuilding

Everyone has their own Magic Thing they can do <3 like it's not Only that but that's what they're good at it's like. Circles. U can do Ur Thing easily, it comes naturally. U can learn things similar to it with a bit more difficulty,, and so on and so forth. U can learn stuff further from Ur Thing!! But it generally requires special training and is hard to do even then,, and there r limits,,,, so someone who's main power revolves around fire might be able to do smth with steam or lava given enough time and effort but definitely not. Water or rocks

There's like. Parallel universes. Bc I want there to be <3 the one most of my ocs come from is one where most ppl can use magic in some capacity,, I don't have names so they r world1 (<-ppl have magic) and world2 (<-ppl don't)

The other one is. Later. And almost no one there can use magic and it turns out magic is a finite resource and just existing in that world as a magic user is a Massive power boost bc no one is using it,, not to use the fire thing again but if ur power in world1 was "light candle" it's now more like "massive bonfire on command"

There r ways from world1 to world2 but not any ways back (as far as anyone knows. Also as far as I know bc I haven't thought abt that)

oc basics I guess

Orion: was raised as an assassin/thief since a very young age, lost his mentors to. Idk smth dramatic and violent probably. Blacked out and when he came to again he had an eldritch deity in the back of his head going awwwww over every single puny mortal being it sees,,, he carried on with the assassin thing bc well. That's his job. Except Eldritch Deity likes to properly possess him all the time bc it thinks mortal beings r So Cute and Interesting,,, he gets Cool Powers from it so it could be worse but he's always rlly close to messing up and getting caught abdjdndjdn. And eventually it does happen and his face gets put on wanted posters everywhere and now he's on the run

Osian: it stumbled into world2 by accident as a small child and got picked up by a family in a little village nearby,, it didn't realise at the time that magic was Rare so it was using it all the time (it's powers at the time were animating little clay figures/toys/whatever,, making them come to life to be playmates,, it's actually more than that but it was like 7 so who can blame it) and news spread and it kind of got. Kidnapped by the local nobility,,,,, got treated like a prince but was never allowed to go anywhere and spent a lot of its time just. Making those living dolls,,,, they were all little tiny things made of wood to help w makeup/to do up buttons/etc. And it never gets to see its family from before. And one day smth happens and one of those members of the nobility dies, idk how. But osian is the first to find them. And after a brief moment of panic it's like wait. Hang on I might be able to use this. And it makes its first life size puppet and long story short by the time I want the plot of this potential story to happen, osian is puppeting the entire government of this part of the world and then some

Also I forgot abt alchemist/eden/whatever their name is bc I literally can't pick one. He's just an alchemy apprentice having a good time

YOOOOO I found your ask again!! All of this sounds so incredibly cool I swear

the eldritch being just wants to pet the humans... Osian my beloved...

Also I love that context for that one art of it with the puppets. go control the government I've got yo flower

#also! where did osian get ots gender did it pick it out itself (or is it something to do with the antlers?)#i.e. is Osian trans or is that normal gor its species #*for #I assume the three of them end up meeting eventually?#sep.jpeg

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danny phantom 14-20 thoughts!! I finished up s1 :D these last few eps were actually really really good!!!

-did. did tucker really just say esperanto was a dead language only spoken as a secret code between geeks. google says around 100,000 people actively speak it. oh my god...it being an auxiliary language doesn't mean its 'just for geeks to speak in code' ...it helps bridge gaps between people who don't have a language in common...

-danny really isn't pulling punches when it comes to fighting the ghost-cop possessed people huh. like he SLAMMED KWAN INTO THE CONCRETE SO HARD. HE THREW PAULINA INTO A BILLBOARD. will that...I mean it WOULD carry over to their bodies non-possessed, right? like if the ghost piloting their bodies gets hurt?? itd be so upsetting to be possessed, lose time, then wake up covered in bruises (and possibly, broken bones??) real horror movie stuff im sure wont be addressed in any way

-tuckers parents seem nice! I like them :)

-WULF IS CUTE AND I FEEL BAD. im so glad the gang realized he was only causing trouble bc of the shock collar walker put on him and helped. also, him wearing that big hoodie with the hood on, and thinking its subtle. we can tell youre still a giant wolfie :) THEN GETTING SUCKED INTO THE PORTAL AAAAH :( anxiously waiting to see Him Again....

-DANNY BLASTING HIS PARENTS THINKING THEY WERE OVERSHADOWED LMFAO GET THEIR ASSES. maddie marking how many ghosts she gets with lipstick tallies on the side of her portal gun? kindaaa iconic tho. (ALSO, SHE WAS LIKE, 2 FT AWAY FROM HIM RIGHT AFTER SHE TRIED TO SHOOT HIM. HOW DO YOU NOT RECONINZE YOUR OWN SON??? like sure, he might have diff hair/eye colors. but like, if one of my family members dyed their hair, and was wearing contacts, its not like id be like 'wHO IS THIS STRANGER!!!' ...he still has all his facial features!! same everything!!! I hate it here)

-paulina being #1 girl realizing danny's a friendly ghost immediately. smart queen. lancer and kwan ran away right after he made this sweet baby face at them:

which is hilarious.

-ok. im not saying his bullying is JUSTIFIED, but. dash looked so pleased with the (cute!) poster he just painted, and danny comes thru the wall and spills paint on his nice letterman jacket. his anger is justified maybe 65% of the time so far...(not the way he handles it, but STILL.) at least lancer is stepping in!! and them making a silly little bet was...cute?? until dash pulled out his GROSS UNDERWEAR AND SAID DANNY WOULD HAVE TO EAT THEM???? WHAT THE FUCK MAN. TUCKER WAS SO RIGHT ITS FUCKING WEIRD TO CARRY THOSE AROUND EWWW. THIS KID IS UNWELL. lancer was right, his animatronic setup was SUPER IMPRESSIVE?? hes actually pretty creative. danny meanwhile is stealing the fright knight's design...I hope dash is taking art classes or smth with his sports

-fright knight is the most bestest ghost so far i LOVE THAT DESIGN. I am biased towards knights, and characters with swords, but he fucks so severely. and should sue danny for copyright infringement for stealing his design for his haunted house. if some 14 yr old broke into MY house and stole MY sword, id also be pissed. his evil winged unicorn rules too with its FANGS. and he just CAN SHOVE THE PORTAL OPEN WITH HIS HANDS??? is he the strongest ghost weve seen so far? idk but hes my fav. SOUL SHREDDER IS SUCH A COOL SWORD NAME TOO. ANY NAMED SWORD ALSO FUCKS. 'flaming bedsheets of DEATH' funny king. ALSO he was polite to dash and tucker when just asking for directions and telling tucker 'oh maybe, just a suggestion, maybe be nicer to me and be more respectful :)' I LOOOVE HIM.

-I noticed this in the Ember ep, but jazz has an electric guitar in her room!! talent musical queen!! its cool to see hobbies just in the bg.

-fright knight's murder castle reminds me of the booby trapped murder castle in zexal!! another supposedly 'for kids' show with murder/trap castles! we love that. if you are a dp fan reading this, give yugioh zexal a try. its also got 13-14 year old protags and involves (alien) ghosts. the cardgame is just a vessel for the plot, which is really good. (I just want more people to watch my fav yugioh, man)

-danny. with a SWORD.

-danny doesnt NEED TO WIN this contest, dash didnt STEAL HIS DESIGNS AND STEAL A SWORD. he also got excited to hear lancer got sent to a dimension with his worst fears too just so he could win the contest? DANNY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! BRO MAYBE YOURE 14 AND HAVENT FULLY DEVOLPED YOUR WHOLE BRAIN YET, BUT...THATS FUCKED. this kid casually says the most deranged things, I do worry for my spooky son. once again, therapy needed. that judo toss was great tho. I wonder if he actually did pick up some martial arts stuff from his mom?

-danny can fly 112 mph!!! thats so fast! I love the lil montage of him and his friends testing his abilities and stuff, very cute and a good way to showcase what he can do by now and how much more proficient he's gotten from ep 1!!! I'm sure he's going to get more abilities :)

-im glad...maddie's at least TRYING this ep. I do feel for her because her husband is a man baby. but the fact it took 16 episodes to get a kinda semblance of any kind of real concern or attempts at bonding. hmm. jack's 'BACK OFF SHES A MINOR' @ the ghost trying to attack jazz. also was very funny. and him wanting to make an action figure of her? are the parents redeeming themselves to me? slightly. they gotta Work Harder

-THE GHOST. IS FLYING. THE PLANE.

-fenton machete. but she doesnt carry a PHONE??? ???

-I mean I expected vlad when you namedrop him earlier in the ep, and also the title card picture, and dalv corp being fucking vlad backwards. but seeing him just pull up on a golf cart made me bust out laughing. WITH the gift baskets prepared. why wouldnt you at least be suspicious. also, if he wants danny to be his lil sonboy, why is he so fucking malicious?? dude you are going about this in such a bad way. stop it. get some help.

-maddie not even hesitating to drag danny out. fucking good. danny is so right, go on the internet to date. get a cat. how do you spend...how many years?? has it been since college?? at least 20, right, since the parents/vlad are in their 40s? hung up on ONE girl. my god, man. incel drama queen. her kung fu IS impressive, but dude. 'we both know hes a creep' SO right. it sucks but they do need a phone and shit being in the middle of NOWHERE. also, just stealing his helicopter was great. <3

-'you must be exhausted carrying the weight of that mistake you made years ago' 'well we all make mistakes. maybe I'll make one now!' WHY DID THIS EXHCHANGE SEND ME. AND VLAD WITH THE BREATH SPRAY EWWW BITCH. 'OLD BAIT BREATH' SOO RIGHT. both danny and his mom playing him HAHAH hes so dumb. or rather, I think he thinks with his emotions too too much and is...actually pretty gullible? lmao he believed danny was ready to give in SO fast. (which is sad hes that hopeful, like you have SO MUCH MONEY YOU COULD EASILY GET ANOTHER GIRL WHO HAS A KID. AND WOULD WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND BE SUPPORTED. GET OVER THIS (1) WOMAN ALREADY IM GETTING SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT AAAAH)

-GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR. it was also in the title card, but I still got very excited. we love bears here

-SAM'S BAT SWIMSUIT COVERUP!!! her outfits are simply iconic.

-'i'd tell you to go to the mens room, but I don't think you qualify' top paulina transphobic moments. :( and him wearing a tanktop to the swim park? hmmm! (actually I think she was overshadowed by then, so, KITTY top 10 transphobic moments??)

-kitty just piloting paulina around makes me feel SO bad tho, paulina's gonna wake up and be like 'wtf do you mean I was dating this rando' like youre leading danny on to make johnny jealous, and also just POSSESSING POOR PAULINA. dude take your relationship problems ELSEWHERE. last time we saw them, they seemed like such a cute couple!! wtf johnny!! I mean, she sucks for trying to make him jealous, he sucks for looking at other girls...maybe they need a break, but Not Like This. or, you know, just. better communication...

-and the A-listers having a full packet and a stamp system. who organizes this. kwan fucking owning being the new danny though, this is hysterical. THE TUCKER/KWAN FLOWER FIELD TWIRL. UNIRONICALLY ADORABLE. and him giving it his all for the poetry slam. bless his HEARTTTT.

-Star owns. actually, all of the extra characters are shining this ep and I love it.

-INVISO-BILL??? NOOOO THEY DID HIM SOO DIRTY. DANNY SWEETIE IM SO SORRY.

-johnny and danny bein friends and staging a fake fight (which danny takes too seriously, once again this child has aggression he NEEDS TO WORK OUT) I hope these three stay friends, I said it before but danny needs more friendly ghosts to hang with.

-at this point, Danny's ghost enemies are a lot like, I dunno, batman's rouge gallery is the first thing that comes to mind. they all have their own gimmick and unique designs, but most of them are easy to beat after learning the Moral Lesson. I still get excited when any of them show up again, though. 18 is another valerie episode!!!! :D skulker really said you two will get along if I have to handcuff you together <3 and the gym teacher really said, youre married now, have a flour baby! ngl, I'm not really watching this show for the shipping stuff (which I am very scared to look at the fandom for after I finish this watch through- I feel like there's probably discourse/arguing about ships...) but. I'm gonna put my opinion out there. valerie/danny > sam/danny. maybe I just really love the enemies to lovers trope. And the secret identity stuff adds Extra Flavor.

-SKULKER JUST HAVING THE BOX GHOST AND DANGLING HIM BY A STRING. HILARIOUS. and him watching them with binoculars and making his silly little commentary. AND MAKING THE SACK BABY CRY. LMAO. THIS DUDE IS A BABY KIDNAPPER. skulker is super fun

-danny, you just...collapsed the water tower. and then attacked the nasty burger machine...mascot thingy...out of anger..I KEEP SAYING HE'S GOT ANGER ISSUES BUT. HE REALLY NEEDS A LESSON IN MANAGING COLLATERAL DAMAGE!!! So does valerie!! They're both pretty focused on each other. I mean it's good of Danny to say he's trying to make sure PEOPLE don't get hurt, but... (I mean I guess it's not something 14 year olds WOULD worry about, but as an adult im like, who's going to fix that? how much money will that take??)

-TUCKER MAKING BANK. and sam and tucker being super emotionally attached to their flour baby and being pretty good parents. that's cute...also him just straight kissing her and being like. WAIT. O_O JDSKAFHD. his mom baking them into cookies was the funniest possible result. tbh I dont feel like this is on tucker, if anything the other kid's shouldve been more responsible! He was just taking an opportunity to get that $$ which I respect

-Danny being more understanding of Valerie's situation in the end (helping her at her job, too, and trying to keep that a secret for her!!!) And seeing them work together this ep, and also her letting phantom get her out of the ghost zone...was very sweet. LOVE that. more valerie eps pls

-me when I realize vlad's big stupid house exploded because of his own carelessness with changing the ghost portal ectofiltrator or whatever: *pointing and laughing*

-me when I realize it means he's gonna go make danny's life hell for it somehow: >:(

-SCOOBY PARODY!!! I feel like there's gotta be some scooby doo/danny phantom crossover stuff, right? also, 'guys in white' men in black wishes

-'oh, that's right! dad married the love of your life! you're bitter and alone!' DANNNNNYY GET HIS ASS ONCE AGAIN WE ARE POINTING AND LAUGHING AT VLAD

-'jack, you captured the ghost boy!!' UMM. he did nothing <3 'we have a weapon's vault??' YOU HAVE A WEAPONS VAULT??? and jack didnt put a handle on the inside. of fucking course he didnt! why would you leave that to your son!! or expect him to clean YOUR LAB when its where you work with probably dangerous chemicals and weapons and hes 14!! give him normal chores, like, I dunno, vacuuming, laundry, dishes...CMON. I hate it here. But I'm glad Jack is more chill about danny while he's a ghost, and willing to work with him for this ep. AND. I DID ENJOY JACK PUNCHING VLAD IN THE FACE. AND GENERALLY JUST OWNING HIM. the ghost punchy fists are actually amazing. like yeah, just punch a ghost in the face. that rules.

-ep 20 opens with the coolest fucking ghost lady design. her tattoos can come off and fight. MA'AM. I like ur nose ring and your cape maam hello 👉👈😳

-sam's grandma is hilarious and the most valid member of her family and I love her. thats my grandma now. and tucker covering for sam by dressing as her. thats true friendship <3 also skipping school to go to a goth circus. just bestie things! sam's parents are haters but for all the wrong reasons.

-'my family has controlled ghosts with this for generations!' WAIT. WAIT FREAKSHOW /ISNT/ A GHOST? I didn't expect that...he's just a fucked up guy controlling ghosts? anyway watching danny shoot at police cars and rob banks while mind controlled. its like, the most stereotypical 'bad' things lmao. (tbh an evil ghost circus troupe is a sick concept)

this gives off big deviantart emo edit vibes

(I'm going to assume evil circus reaper danny has a lot of fan content. people love an edgy au, except this one is canon (even tho its via mind control...having the protag go evil otherwise might be hard, I guess?) but au where he stays with the troupe...that has to exist, right?)

ANYWAY. excited to start s2!! lowkey surprised by how many notes some of these posts have gotten. I've gone back and tagged them all with 'dp thoughts' so they're easier to find on my blog! ^^ and I will probably possibly do (more) fanart on my art blog after I finish the watch of the whole show, so like. @sanchoyodraws follow my art blog :)

#sanchoyorambles #danny phantom #dp thoughts

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egg-baby-official · 3 years

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ok so i hope this doesnt come off as like rude or smth i just was scrolling and saw you were talking abt it so i wanted to ask, how do you actually get to that route bc i don't wanna look anything up and get more spoiled than i am already so is it like a whole procedure or do you just have to like Get to. a certain point and do a certain thing to like trigger it, if you answer this thanks i appreciate it :) /gen

I tried to explain with as little spoils as possible! Still, spoiler warning just in case!

Once you get Noelle in your party use her iceshock ability to freeze literally every enemy you see. Backtrack as far as possible to make sure you get them all.

Whenever Noelle talks about something that seems important, pick the pushiest/most shady dialogue option. You should know when you see it. Act like a freak to her, basically.

When you look at the ferris wheel poster, pick every dialogue option about Noelle riding with you. (Idk if this is necessary but I did it in my run)

When you get to the salesman that talks about divorce shoes, and he talks about a ring when you walk away, you're on the right track. Get the ring.

When you get to the crosswalk puzzles, head to the area that usually has the annoying dog easter egg. (It's at the bottom left of the yellow cars.) Talk to the dumpster.

When there's no more enemies to freeze and you're about to encounter Berdly, GO BACK to the dumpster you talked to. Take what he offers you.

When fighting Berdly, use Noelle's "snowgrave" ability.

You should be locked into the route after that. Proceed as normal. I'm typing from memory here so HOPEFULLY I put down everything important. Anyone let me know if I missed something.

#deltarune spoilers #asks #anon

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luvhrs · 2 years

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shadow and bone — ep 3 thoughts:

(might have to stop here and continue tmrw after i finish this stupid stats hw 😤)

rapunzel!alina with all the light imagery in that dream

suddenly i'm watching bridgerton

i like this ginger lady miss safin can they be besties

whoaaa a tailor??? how many kinds of grisha are there :o

sAGGING TITSJDKFJDJ

kaz seems pretty adamant on the sun summoner not existing 👀 i wonder why

pretty nina~ yo now that i think abt it the extent of heartrenders' powers must be p wide tho couldn't they also just. stop someone's heart from beating in a snap

cool cinematography again!! (is that even what it's called) why is jesper eating the random biscuit(?) 😭😭😭

money money money. ain't it funny. in a rich man's world

god i'm sorry there's gonna be a lot of jester loving on here he is just. So Very Attractive and i am So Very Weak

andddd he took a detour to gamble 💀

kirigan appearing out of nowhere bcs ~shadow~ also this silhouette shot is very nice

oh my i wonder how she'll show her power. let's go exalted council

me to kirigan if i were in alina's place: [rihanna voice] what's wrong with me? why do i feel like this?

how did alina do that??? did kirigan cause that somehow??? bcs shadow needing light or vice versa or whatever but either way i'm excited to see her fight and awaken more of her power aaAAA

"you were perfect" silco haunts me. anw kirigan is very sus to me rn this feels like his plan wASN'T THAT TOO EASY

uhhhh ok sudden hostility from zoya 😐

KAZ HOLDING A GOAT IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN TODAY

ooh look man of progress poster (i'm just making arcane and DA references now lmao sorry)

"hope is dangerous. it clouds your judgment." sounding a lot like "emotions always screw everything up." kaz and hank ik y'all are just 2 big softies

oh no nina's still in trouble!!

convenient ominous giant train!!

GODDAMMIT JESPER

YO THIS IS SO INTERESTING I FEEL LIKE I'M ON A FIELD TRIP BUT WITH MY LIFE ON THE LINE

MAL WE MISS YOU LOVER BOY :(

OOOO ALINA A FIGHTER U GO GIRL

ok zoya has the hots for kirigan the "she's in good hands" thing /was/ in jealousy (also yeah nadya(?) me too ngl hahsjdjdd)

stag again??? what if these are her memories coming back to her 😳

bet kirigan's lurking (haha get it) in this library somewhere. oh wait that's the spiritual adviser. he's a bit creepy 😭

i absolutely love how many kinds of grisha there are!!!!! feels like pokemon. i gotta know them all

as a burnt out gifted child with nothing left of my gift now but a desire for academic validation, i like baghra bcs if she were my mentor she's the type i'd want to impress. and she's pretty

OMG SHE REMINDS ME OF FLEMETH!!! I AUTOMATICALLY LOVE HER MORE NOW

THIS TRAIN RIDE GIVES ME SO MUCH ANXIETY. THE COALLLL

oh i just noticed the grisha's uniform design depending on their power i'm BLIND

are these all the grisha existing rn or no? there are less than i expected

bro go easy on alina can i order an adjustment period 😭😭😭

JESPER ACTUALLY HUGGING THE GOAT IN RESIGNATION I'M CRIGNGJFNF

WTF JESPER COOL MOMENT??? HELLO????? MF MY SISTER IS SLEEPING BESIDE ME I CAN'T GO FERAL RNDJIEDIIJE

he's so fucking cool ohmygod you guys and if i repeat this scene all night

but also he shifted his weight fuck what's gonna happen???

THE SHOT OF THE GUN. OH MY FUCKING GOD. THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL WHAT. WHAT. IS HE ONE OF THOSE SHARPSHOOTERS???

THE SHARPSHOOTING IS COOL AF YES BUT HEAR ME OUT: HE WAS HOLDING. THE GOAT. THE ENTIRE TIME.

he is forming a lifelong bond with that goat i bet that being said i would like your hand in marriage sir

also jesper's actor giving us everything??? (also everyone else rly goddamn i hope the other charas get cool solo sequences like this too!!!) wHEW that GAZE at the beginning and then after everything seamlessly transitioning back into the funny clever persona 🤌🤌🤌

THESE BITCHES ACTUALLY MADE IT THRU. HOLY SHIT THAT DESERVES A STANDING OVATION

yo i rly love alina's letter to mal tho... idk there's smth so human abt it. it's abt the perpetual "i can go anywhere i want, just not home" feeling!!! it's abt the self-discovery and finding your place in this world!!! how it's a universal experience and yet every person goes thru it uniquely, not to mention blindly. smth hopeful in knowing that even the most powerful person in the world probably struggles with their identity

"you have always been my true north, mal." BITCH I'M 😭😭😭😭😭 that is the sweetest thing ever girlie dON'T U DARE CHOOSE KIRIGAN OVER MAL I SWEAR TO THE SAINTS

#fav ep so far. what a ride!!!#shadow and bone #grishaverse #katsu.txt

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