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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 7 months

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Icy Reunions

(Samus, clad in her full Power Suit, is slowly walking through a dark, misty forest, arm cannon raised in front of her. Small, shadowy creatures regard her with curiosity from between the trees. Eventually, Samus finds a tripwire placed across the path)

Samus: (sigh) Alright, let’s get this over with…

(she intentionally triggers the tripwire. In an instant, a ring of thick, dark vines sprout up in a circle around her, and the forest is replaced by a bright purple void. A large, ghost-like being emerges in front of Samus, laughing uproariously)

The Snatcher: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOOOOOOOOOL!!! You blew it! You’ve totally screwed yourself! (Samus doesn’t even flinch before raising her arm cannon and blasting him in the face. Snatcher barely even reacts) …Ahem. Nobody enters my home and leaves in one piece! (Samus fires a missile in his face. He winces a little this time.) Tell you what though! You get to live! That’s right! Aren’t you lucky– (Samus fires three more missiles in his face in quick succession. Once the smoke clears, Snatcher emerges with an annoyed expression) Okay, do you mind?! I’m trying to do a thing here, and you are being extremely rude!

Samus: Too bad. I already know who you are, Snatcher, and I know you can’t do a thing to me if I don’t sign your stupid contracts. My daughter came through these woods a while back.

The Snatcher: HA! As if! The only person who ever walked in here and survived was– (his eyes widen in horrified realization) …No. NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, A BILLION TIMES, NO! That little brat caused me enough headaches, I am NOT dealing with her walking armory of a mother!

Samus: Then it’s your lucky day. I’m not here for you, I’m here for your ex-girlfriend. So just point me in the direction of Vanessa’s Manor, and I’ll be on my way.

The Snatcher: Vanessa? HA! And here I thought the kid had a death wish! I don’t even think she can be killed! Believe me, I’ve tried.

Samus: Yeah, but I’ve got something you don’t.

The Snatcher: And what, pray tell, would that be?

Samus: Take me back to Subcon Forest and you’ll see him.

The Snatcher: …"Him"?

(curious, Snatcher takes Samus back to the spot he found her… and gapes in horror when he finds a certain green-armored space marine sitting on a nearby tree stump, seemingly having a conversation with one of Snatcher’s minions. Upon seeing Samus and Snatcher, he stands up and brandishes his Super Shotgun)

Doomguy: There a problem, Samus?

Samus: That depends. Are we having a problem, Snatcher?

The Snatcher: (continues staring at Doomguy in abject terror for a few seconds before pointing over his “shoulder”) The manor’s that way.

Samus: Thank you. See, that wasn’t so hard.

(she and Doomguy head off in the direction Snatcher specified, Doomguy shooting Snatcher a glare as he walks past. Once he thinks they’re gone, Snatcher puts a hand on his forehead and groans)

The Snatcher: What is it with this freaking family?! I swear, if this day gets any worse…

Samus: Oh, by the way, Kiddo heard we were coming here and wanted to say hi. Have fun! (disappears into the fog)

(Snatcher gulps in response to what he just heard. He frantically looks around the forest… and eventually finds Hat Kid hanging upside down from a branch, right next to his face)

Hat Kid: Hi, Snatchy!

The Snatcher: (in the most comically high-pitched tone you can imagine) EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #smash bros #Samus #Doomguy #Snatcher #Hat Kid #Metroid #A Hat in Time #Doom #original

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lookismaddict · 1 year

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Lookism Chapter 431 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

Sorry for the late post, I had no idea that I was going to be a bit busy today. 🙏🏽 BUT GOD, THE SUSPENSE WAS KILLING ME FROM THE LAST CHAPTER. LET’S SEE WHO THE NEWEST MEMBER IS… 👀

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫

AND LOOK AT HIM, WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES AS TAESOO MA!!!! 😳 I think it was pretty obvious because Daniel Park did say that they’ll meet each other again.

HE’S EVEN WEARING THE SAME COAT AS TAESOO MA!!! And THAT’S the reason why he decided to join? Understandable. Eli Jang will eventually get his wake up call in the future. 😬

I miss this type of interaction between Jay and Daniel. It reminds me of the older Lookism chapters when they used to go to school and Daniel used to be the mediator. I’m just glad that we get to see Jay and Daniel together again, regardless if it’s Daniel in his OG body. 😭💞

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH, THE BADASSES ARE IN BUSINESS. ALL IN ONE CREW. 😎✨

ZACK BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS HAD ME LMAAAAOOOOOO WHAT A MOOD.

BRUH. THESE PANELS OF SAMUEL BEING AN INSANE GOOF IS KILLING ME. 💀💀💀 HELP-

I honestly feel bad for him. He's been injected like TWICE so far. Wthhh 😭

OHHHHHH MY GOD. THAT TRANSITION???? HELLO??? IT’S ONE OF OUR FAV BLONDES!!!!! AHHHHHH I’VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE HE’S BEEN ALL THIS TIME.

PLEEEEASE, THE WAY HE’S WEAK FROM SHOTS BUT NOT WEAK FROM FIGHTING ANYONE.

THE BABY BAND-AID, I- SDHFJSDHFSJDFJSD HE’S SUCH A BABYYYYYYY. AHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN’T.

BROOOOO LOOK AT THIS FOOL. HE’S ALL GUCCI-ED OUT BRUH LIKE DAYUUUUUUM. His outfit could pay off my rent. (God, simping for this man is like a guilty pleasure. sheesh)

UMMMMM SIR. YOU’RE SAYING ALL OF THIS IN FRONT OF A DOCTOR????? Realistically, he’d call the police. Unless, if he’s affiliated with HNH Group or The Workers, thennnn... that’s probably why? IDK ANYMORE LMAO.

Also, tell me why I thought he was Seongjun Baek from Viral Hit for a second. 😂😂😂😂

Ummm... Are y’all REALLY going to talk about this right now?

WHILE YOU TWO ARE FALLING???????? 😰

Jake Kim, the GOAT. HE’S SUCH A GOOD GUY, AHHHHHHH. WE DON’T DESERVE JAKE. 😭😭😭😭 God, he’s such a kind soul. ❤️

She’s pretty and all, but I still resent her for what she did when she was still with the Workers. 😤

E W. LMAAOOOOOOOO NO.

PTJ really drawing pretty panels out here.

EWWWWWWW x2 LMFAAAAOOOOOO. GET FUCKED.

THIS IS SUCH A PRETTY SCENE ASDHFKJASDHFHJSDHF. DISNEY PRINCESS, WHO???? (Even though, I wouldn’t consider her as one because... yk... Wow, I really have mixed feelings about this.)

I guess they have their own “happy ending” even though Vivi doesn’t really deserve it imo lol.

JAMES LEE ALWAYS BE POPPIN WITH STYLE. HE SERVIN!!! 💅🏽

BRUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. PTJ REALLY GIVING US THESE ANGLES MAN. WTFFFFFFFFFFF???? BRO I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW THE JAMES LEE FANS MUST HAVE FREAKED OUT OVER THIS PANEL. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SOBBIN. 💀💀💀💀💀💀 (like, “Yes sir, let me sit on your lap.”)

For the James Lee simps: If you were to be there watching, what would you do? 😈

LMFAAAAOOOOOOO HE LOOKS SO FUNNY SITTING THERE, LEANING ONTO THAT LOW ASS CHAIR. WHY IS HE LEANING BACK LIKE THAT? BRUH I’M DEAD. 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 HE LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO TAKE A SHIT DURING THIS MEETING WITH EUGENE, SO HE HAD TO LEAN BACK JUST TO HOLD IT IN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ayo Eugene, you better tell him once he does his part of the deal. No games pls, bc you play too much. 😘

#lookism #lookismaddict #lookism webtoon #lookism spoilers #lookism spoiler #lookism memes #daniel park #zack lee #lookism vasco #jay hong #hudson ahn #samuel seo #johan seong #goo kim #xiaolung #lookism eugene #james lee

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crazyunsexycool · 5 months

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Gotta admit I’m surprised Lottie didn’t learn any shenanigans from Shuri while in Wakanda. Like imagine T’Challa walking into the lab and hearing “WAAAT ARRR DOOOOSE” from Lottie and now T’Challa have a new fear unlocked - Lottie shenanigans influenced by Shuri. 😂

Hahahahahahaha

Lottie’s got jokes

Imagine they’re in Wakanda and you’ve noticed how much time Lottie has been wanting to spend with Shuri but Shuri’s awesome so you don’t think much of it. An hour or so later you’re walking through the palace with one of Shuri’s tablets when you come across T’Challa.

“Hi T’Chawa.” Lottie runs up to him. “Habe owies?” She asks.

You walk up behind her confused as to why she would be asking that.

“I have not been hurt little one.”

“But saw you habe owie.”

“Where did you see that I got hurt?”

Lottie pulls up the tablet and the video she’s referring too.

T’Challa facepalm but Lottie giggles.

When you get a look at the video you’re mortified.

“I am so sorry. I didn’t know she was talking about this.”

T’Challa waves his hand dismissively as he chuckles. “Good one, Charlotte. Now I must talk to my sister.”

“T’Chawa?” Lottie says as he starts walking away.

“Yes, Little one.”

“What are doooooosssssssseeee?” She points at his open toes sandals with her whole palm open.

Your jaw is on the floor while Lottie is full on belly laughing. Again T’Challa being a good sport laughs.

“Am just paying.” Lottie says once she’s calmed down.

“You are very funny, little one. Now I have to have a conversation with my sister.” He chuckles as he looks at your horrified face. “Don’t worry about it. I can take a joke.”

Once he’s gone you look at Charlotte and try to keep a straight face but she’s still laughing.

“You are trouble.”

“No, am funny.”

“That too.” You smile as you take her hand. “We should do it to dada too.”

Lottie’s eyes light up at the thought of joking with her dad. While she giggles and babbles about joking with him you think that you’ll have to be more aware of what she gets up to with Shuri or else she’s be a total menace by the time the stay is over.

#you’ve got mail 💌#val answers #my little love extra #my little love ask #my little love Drabble #Charlotte Barnes

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hugsandchaos · 6 months

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Hello-I have returned

I was wondering if you could make a fic where Alice gets wrecked by her raptors (basically them being goobers)

I understand if you don’t want to do it

thanks! ^^

I’m happy to do so!! It’s not long or anything, but I hope you like it!! I had to look back at your headcanons of the raptors a few times, but I think I got it. Also, cute pfp, I love cats so, so much!

Alice faked her own playful growl as she tugged on her end of the rope, which made Rudy’s tail wag a little faster. Rudy tugged back, but didn’t use too much strength incase she accidentally caused Alice to fall over. That has happened quite a few times before, not just with Rudy, but at least it gave her the opportunity to learn how much strength she can use and how much she can’t use. Rudy growled back and Alice couldn’t help but giggle, then growl again.”Ahahahaha! Grrr, this is my rope! You can’t have it!” Alice said. Rudy shook her head with the rope in her mouth, a tactic the raptors would use during tug of war to make Alice or the other raptors, or maybe another worker drone, loose their grip. Alice tightened her grip and only had her arms swung from side to side.

Rudy soon stopped and looked at Alice, a little surprised to see that it hadn’t worked like it used to.”Yeah, that’s right! That trick doesn’t work on me anymore!” Alice said triumphantly. Then she gave the rope another tug and managed to yank it out of Rudy’s mouth — without damaging any teeth, of course.”Ha!” Alice laughed, then backed away with the rope in her hands. Rudy chirped and tried to bite the other end of the rope again, but the game of Tug-of-War had now turned to Keep Away, and Alice wasn’t going to give up so easily. She let out a giggle as she moved the rope away when Rudy tried again. Alice faked throwing it, and it only worked for a few seconds as Rudy turned to head to see where it landed. Those few seconds were all Alice needed to turn around to run off with the rope into the hall. She heard Rudy chirp loudly, which likely meant she once again saw through her trick, and picked up the pace as a pair of legs began running towards her from behind.

The hallways, which seemed to go on forever like a maze down here, were still a little chilly despite the heaters working hard to prevent anything from freezing. At least many of them were cleaner and Alice had less chance of tripping over anything, thanks to Daisy and Charlie helping her out a lot. Alice knew she couldn’t run to the stables since the others were probably there and the game would either end or become harder for her, so she did the one thing that was going through her mind; Run.

The chase went on for a few minutes until they entered the cubicles, where Alice would be able to hide somewhere, even if it’s just for a bit. Since there was no way she could outrun them in a real scenario, even in the tighter halls she ran through, Alice assumed Rudy just wanted to enjoy the chase for a bit. Before Alice could dive under a desk to figure out what to do next, she felt Rudy’s teeth carefully clamp around her arm and lift her up. She let out a small yelp of surprise as her feet dangled inches above the ground, which was just about as high as the raptors could lift her unless she was laying on a plank and they picked the plank. It didn’t hurt to be picked up like that, it just surprised her. Rudy raised her claws and lightly scratched at her belly.

The claws weren’t all that sharp, either, they just tickled a lot.”Ahahahahahahaha! You cheheheater!” She said. Rudy made a chittering sound that sounded a lot like laughter, like she was laughing at her, and continued tickling her. One of Alice’s arms was stuck in Rudy’s jaws and the other had the hand holding the rope, which she knew that Rudy wanted.”Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahaha, knohohock it ohoff! Hahahahaha!” Alice cackled. She kicked her legs around in the air and barely scraped the ground. Then she heard the other raptors chirping and saw one of them — Charlie — step around the corner with her head cocked to the side.”Chaharlie! Help mehehehe! Tahahake this rohope ahahand run!” Alice said, holding the rope out for him to take. Charlie ran down the hall to her, and for a moment Alice felt that she’d be victorious, but then Charlie tossed the rope to the side and nuzzled the top of her head against one of her sides.”Hehey!!” She said through her laughter. She wiggled around and tried using her now free hand to push Charlie’s head away, but it didn’t work. She brushed her head against her and gently nipped at her side. Rudy wasn’t able to use one of her arms incase she accidentally scratched Charlie, but Alice was thinking that both claws were more bearable than one claw on her belly and a bunch of tickley feathers continuously brushing against one of her sides.

Alice knew things were going to get worse when she heard chirping and chittering from another raptor. This time, Molly rounded the corner and came running over to join.”Molly!! Wahahait, hehehelp me!!” Alice pleaded, but it didn’t work. Rudy moved the claws that were tickling her belly up to her exposed underarm to make room for Molly to nudge herself against Alice’s other side.”NOHOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA, STOP!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Alice cackled. She struggled to get herself free and tried to make sure she didn’t kick too much to avoid hitting her raptors.”WHYHYHYHY?!” She asked dramatically. There had been times where they were playing one game and it somehow turned to something like this.

It kinda reminded her of the first time she had gotten tickled by them. They were trying to get her to help her feel better after she had a meltdown caused by Alice overworking herself. Charlie had dragged her to the stables and brought her to forcibly cuddle her. At some point, Alice was laying against Charlie’s right side and taking deep breaths to calm down while the other raptors watched and laid down close by, and Glasgow was resting his head on her lap to give her a bit of reassuring pressure. Lulu had the idea of nuzzling her side while chittering softly in attempts to help her feel better, but she hadn’t exactly gotten the reaction she wanted. Instead of helping Alice take deep breaths, the feathers on her head being brushed against her side began to make her laugh.

Lulu briefly pulled her head away and every raptor perked their head up, a few of them tilting them to the side in confusion as to what caused the sudden shift in emotion. Alice explained that it just tickled a bit and what tickling was, and as carefully as Lulu could while occasionally looking up at her to make sure it was okay, she continued to brush the top of her head against one of her sides to make her laugh.

Since then, the raptors seemed to enjoy making her or any worker drone laugh, and by now they knew a thing or two about how to do it best. Alice had no regrets, though, it was all in harmless fun.”HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! OKAHAHAY!!!” She laughed. She didn’t really hate this, but with a glance towards the somehow-still-working clock in the abandoned cubicle let her know that she had to get to work soon.“OKAY, YOHOHOU WIHIHIHIHIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” She laughed. Molly stopped and pulled her head away quickly, and so did Charlie. Alice was given a chance to catch her breath as she was set back down onto the floor and her arm was released. She held a hand out to Charlie’s back incase she fell over, but luckily, she didn’t. Molly chittered softly and tilted her head. Alice smiled as a few leftover giggles spilled from her mouth.”Yeah, I’m alright.” She said, giving Molly a brief pat on the head.”I just gotta head to work now.” She added.

Rudy whined and walked up to her. She was holding the rope they had been playing with a few minutes ago and looking at her with what was undoubtedly a pleading expression.”I know, but I gotta make sure that Uzi hasn’t caught a cold or something with those fleshy wings of hers.” Alice said. Rudy briefly dipped her head down, but nodded. Charlie took a step closer to her and grabbed the other end of the rope, giving it a light tug. Rudy’s tail began wagging again and the two sprinted off back into the hallway to play. Molly walked with Alice back to her office, then left to go back to the stables.

#murder drones #murder drone tickle #murder drones tickle AU #lee Alice #ler raptors #murder drones ask #murder drones tickles

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blue-gem-overlord · 21 days

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(Do not reblog-just for me. Song Parody. Pain is Gruesome(Hell is Forever). Lyrics by me. TRIGGER WARNING! Physical Abuse, LOTS of blood, and mention bomb threat)

*Jewel walks to the basement of her house, where she smirks and take Charlie’s angelic tape off which Charlie breathe heavily*

Jewel plz!!.:this isn’t a way to do this!! Plz!! P-Please have mercy!!! Plea-

*Jewel laughs, before kicking her down to the ground which Charlie hisses in pain*

Let me stop you right now. Saving us both precious time! Did you just beg for me to not torturing you? You rather not suffer all the hits and damage!! HA!! Sorry ‘darling’, but there’s no denying YOUR fate!!

*Jewel begins to slam Charlie against the wall which Charlie winces in pain and shakes, before Jewel throw her down and stomp onto her stomach*

CAUSE PAIN IS GRUESOME!! WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!! EVEN IN AFTERLIFE, WE ALL STILL SUFFERING!!! CAUSE LIFE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR!! THERE’S NO USE OF TRYING TO DENY IT!!! Once I’m done with you!! You’ll be begging to stop!!

*Jewel grabs an angelic dagger, before stabbing her through her shoulder which Charlie screams and tears up in pain*

STOP STOP PLEASE!!!

Just try to relax, dear. You’re wasting your breath~. Did I hear you beg to stop hurting you?! Ha! As a Hellborn or a Sinner, there’s no escappppeee!! The nightmare of guilt! The stress of the pain AND!!..

*Jewel begins to lift Charlie up by the collar of her shirt..smirking. Charlie was shaking..bleeding up from the pain and tries to escape the rope, but couldn’t*

When it said and done!(said and done!) We used to have our funnn!! But not all pain are meant to be seen!! NOW I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT REAL PAIN FEELS!!!

*Jewel laughs insanity, before slamming Charlie’s head into the wall hard a few times, before throwing her down and stomp onto her legs which Charlie screams in pain*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PAIN IS GRUESOME!!! WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!! EVEN IN AFTERLIFE, WE ALL STILL SUFFERING!!! CAUSE LIFE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR!! THERE’S NO USE OF TRYING TO DENY IT!!! YOU’LL BE BLEEDING EVEN MORE UNTIL MY PLAN IS OVER!!!

*Jewel slam her to the ground which Charlie whimpers in pain and cough blood..shaking*

FUCKING PAIN IS GRUESOME!!! AND IT MEANT RO SUCK A LOT!! SO GIVE UP YOUR LITTLE PLEAD CAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE A SHOT!! OH! AND NOW I GOT YOUR ATTENTION!!! I GUESS I SHOULD PROBABLY MENTION THAT I DECIDE TO SET UP A BOMB!!! UNDERNEATH YOUR HAZBIN HOTEL!!!!

*Charlie’s eyes went wide in fear as she shakes in fear and in pain.*

NO NO NO DON’T PLEASE!!!!!

*Jewel laughs before walking to the door*

Can’t wait any longer! To slaughter those little CUNTS!! I know it just been hours! BUT THEY’LL BE DEAD IN A MONTH!!!~~

*Jewel slam the door shut, after she leaves the room. Charlie tears up a lot, before crying on the floor*

No-….no…..n-…….no

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tigre-edi-rawr · 3 months

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ONS in Siargao

Me having fun with my brother and cousin until someone from Bumble found me.

we matched in bumble.

talked for a bit.

on our last night at siargao, we happen to be present in the same bar.

the beach club.

his eyes is as blue as the sky, his pointy nose with piercing. he showed me all of his other piercings.

a gentle man. very sweet.

smooth rizz i would say haha he managed to make us move from the table, by the beach then to the darkest part of the beach.

how we meet:

i told him i was at front, near the DJ.

i was there listening to the music, with a crowded floor full of people dancing and singing along the music.

i saw him approaching me, looking in the crowded dance floor. i instantly know he was looking for me.

ang gwapo, i can’t help but think that.

he was tall.

neat.

smells like a calming place.

so i excused myself sa cousin and brother ko.

i went after him.

then i saw him go back to a table full of girls.

then i went back haha, i told him i did go after him and what i saw.

he said it’s his friends.

later that night, i can’t take my eyes off of him.

eventually i bought my third beer and went to his table to say hi.

that’s how we met in person.

let’s skip to the darkest place.

so when we left the table, went near the beach, we talked a little. then he said “do you want to move in the dark place there *pointed in a nearby place to sit in the sand* because here I’m shy”

i already know what will happen.

i mentioned i’m not that kind of girl then he said “if you don’t want to, i have no say”

but eventually i gave in.

we went there. sit in a little dark place. looking at the stars. talking and giggling. he held my hand. kissed my shoulders multiple times.

then he kissed me.

THE LIPS. DAMN IT!!!!!

it’s the most soft lip i have ever tasted lol

his breath smells like fresh gum, and he really knows how to kiss.

i’m getting nervous, i might do something i’m not supposed to do.

then he went to kiss my neck. my ears.

my lips again. WITH TONGUE!!!!!

damn diz boi, i said “what do you call men from Argentina?” he said “Argentinos”

“damn argentinos really knows what they are doing” i replied.

The rest is history. I won’t share the details but it will be forever engraved in my mind.

after that, we got up, hugged each other and the first thing that came out from my mouth is “thank you” putangina diba hahahahahahahahaha weird ko.

we hugged for a long time.

i can feel him catching his breath.

we walked back to the club, he is looking for his friends.

i thought he left but he messaged me saying he wants to say goodbye.

but i left and drove my motorcycle.

unfortunately we can’t see any open restaurants to eat so we went back to beach club because my cousin saw a karinderya still open.

when we arrived and about to park the motorcycles, my cousin said “nandon si pedro!” and i was like fuck, i thought that was over.

he was eating there also. but about to finish.

replenish yan? hahahahahahaha nagutom ka? napagod? HAHAHAHAHAHA

to avoid him, sabi ko sa kapatid ko iihi lang ako.

i went back to the beach club to pee.

when i’m about to exit, i saw him walking towards me. i didn’t want to assume, but he approached me, smiled at me…. he said “i wanted to say goodbye to you, i just finished eating. you will about to, right?” we hugged there infront of people walking past us. “yes, are you sure you’re okay going back at your place alone?”

i insisted to drive him up to his place. he said no he likes to walk besides it’s near. so i said okay then.

on the gate of beach club, when we are about to separate ways, me on the left, him on the right…. he reached out for me for a hug again. this time, he kissed me on the cheeks. the people behind us said “SANA ALLLLL” 🥹🥹🥹🤍

thank you, pedro.

for making this the best night of my siargao trip.

i will forever remember you.

#life #2024

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boytickler35 · 7 months

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Dorm Tickle Horror Finale

The monster burst through the dorm room door to find Mike sitting on the bed dangling his legs and staring at his feet, “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but go ahead and tickle me.” Mike was still dressed the same as he had been at the start, tight shirt, shorts and a pair of black ankle socks. The monster smiled obviously happy with Mike’s statement, “What’s with the change of heart, I didn’t think you wanted to be tickled.” “I don’t really want to, but you want to tickle me so I guess I might as well try to like it. Maybe it won’t be that bad.” Mike tried to look optimistic while the monster smiled and approached the willing teen. Mike slid over to give the monster room to sit on the bed, “So how does this work exactly?” The monster chuckled and sat down next to the teen, “Well, I’m going to tickle you of course. I can go slowly for you if you want.”

Mike blushed and nodded, “I’d appreciate that.” The monster laughed, “Don’t worry boy I won’t hurt you, and who knows by the time this over, you may like being tickled. Now let’s see… well you’re not wearing any shoes on your feet which is nice, but I’ll save those for later… what about sides? Those should make a decent place to start… or maybe your stomach…no too generic I need something special for you… Okay, I’ve got it. Stretch your legs out.” Mike looked nervous but he did so anyway. The monster slowly began to tickle the backs of Mike’s knees and his thighs. The boy responded with a smile and some squirms shifting nervously, and in response to the tickling, as the monster’s fingers caress his legs. The monster chucked and pushed the boy’s legs off his lap. “You’re Mike, right? Where do you think you’re ticklish?”

Mike felt his face heat up at the question but stammered out a response anyway, “My feet, underarms, stomach, pretty much everywhere.” The monster smiled encouragingly trying to get the student to relax. “Sounds like you’re pretty certain about that, I’m just going to poke around your upper body and test your reaction, see what I’m up against.” True to his word, the monster reached out and poked Mike’s sides and ribs eliciting a stream of giggles. “hehehehehehehehehehahahahehahehahehahehaeha” “Well you certainly are pretty ticklish, let’s try here.” The monster ran a finger over the boy’s stomach earning a yelp. The monster smiled and Mike’s blush darkened. “We seem to have found a sweet spot, Mike.” The boy nodded but still looked uncomfortable.

The monster frowned slightly at the student’s reaction. “Mike, you need to relax and enjoy yourself.” The monster’s voice was serious but not threatening and Mike found himself trying to heed the advice. He took a deep breath and nodded, “Alright, I’ll try.” The monster smiled encouragingly and replied, “That’s all I ask. Now let’s have some real fun, take you shirt off and we can step this up.” Mike stood up from the bed and did as the monster had asked, stripping off his shirt and then turned to face the monster who seemed delighted at the boy’s compliance. He reached out and lightly ticked the bare skin of the boy’s stomach and was rewarded with a squeal and a genuine grin from Mike. The monster now used a few more of his hands, tickling along Mike’s sides, ribs and stomach. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” The monster was shocked at not only the volume of laughter but also at how soft the skin was. His fingers glided across the flesh without any resistance and Mike’s laughter continued to get louder.

The monster paused to give Mike a break and let the boy catch his breath, “So how is it?” In between his pants Mike managed to say, “Intense.” Did you enjoy it?” Mike flushed again and nodded. “Alright,” the monster began smiling, “let’s try something new; put your arms behind your head and try to hold them there.” The monster reached out and light began tickling Mike’s armpits. The boy managed to keep his arms behind his head despite his laughter, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” The monster’s fingers swirled around in the student’s armpits.

The sensation tickled so much. That was the first thing on Mike’s mind but as the tickling continued, he found himself enjoying it. He was able to just laugh. It had been a long time since he was able to let go and laugh without reservation. He found himself enjoying the fingers sending ticklish shocks through his body. He was almost sorry when he felt the fingers leave his skin.

The monster observed the grinning boy below him. Mike’s face was lit up with a pure, childish glee. “So what do you say now Mike?” The boy smiled at his shyly and replied, “I think I’m ready for you to really step it up.” The monster chucked at the newfound enthusiasm and resolved to ask after its source later, but for now he would oblige his prize. “What do you have in mind?” To his delight the boy swung his feet onto the monster’s lap and wiggled his socked toes in a mixture of anticipation and trepidation. The monster looked him in the eye, “Are you sure about this?” Mike nodded bravely.

The monster needed no more encouragement, his fingers eagerly descended on the offered feet. He skillfully scratched the socked soles and gently tickled the side of Mike’s feet. His efforts were rewarded by gales of laughter emanating from the student, “HAHEHAHAHEHEHAHEHAHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” The monster was enjoying himself; Mike’s feet were soft, even through the socks, and they reacted wonderfully to the tickling, squirming around on his lap but not actually pulling away. The monster wanted to rip the socks off and get at the beauties underneath, but he had promised to go slow and so he did. The boy’s laughter was musical to him and he continued to tickle the students feet until in between the stream of laughter he heard, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOPHAHAAHHA.” The monster stopped immediately and Mike’s feet stayed on the monster’s lap spasming with the tingling sensation for a few moments and then he pulled them back.

The monster was disappointed for a moment thinking his play time was over, but once again Mike surprised him. The college student stripped off his socks and placed his now bare feet back on the monster’s lap. The monster stared right at the boy, “Are you sure about this Mike?” Mike’s face was still red and the monster was not sure if it was from embarrassment or just from the tickling over the past twenty minutes. The boy nodded determinedly, “I want to try it without my socks on.” To the monster it was Christmas came early, the boy’s feet were perfect, soft and smooth, slightly damp from being in socks and the tickling they had previously received.

The monster gladly went about filling the request. The now bared soles continued to offer little in the way of resistance so the monster’s expert fingers glided along them. He slowly ticked the soles and heel with quick flicks of his finger up and down. All he heard from Mike was a steady stream of laugher, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHEHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAH!” It was almost defining but it was wonderful to the monster and, he suspected, to Mike. The student seemed to be enjoying it, which was what the monster had always wanted. The continued with his tickling, playing with the skin underneath and the toes and with the pads of toes themselves, eliciting a higher pitched laughter from Mike as he found more sensitive areas on the teen’s feet.

“HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!”

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It had been several hours since the monster had started tickling Mike. They had had fun with the tickling and Mike had revealed to the monster, during one of the many breaks, that he felt like a kid again and he wasn’t able to just laugh these days. The tickling gave hima reason to let go and be happy without needing a reason. Although they had both enjoyed themselves the fun had ended a while ago. Mike had gone to his dorm room and found Senghoon. His friend had been overjoyed to see him but both where so tired from their tickling that they had gone to bed immediately, resolving to figure out everything in the morning. When they woke up, it was like nothing had happened, at all. The building they were in was the right one, the doors led out to the campus, and the people were all where they were supposed to be, including Joe and Austin. The other boys had remembered the events of the previous night, but only through a tickle induced haze. They decided to keep it between themselves and continue on with their lives, which they did. Or they did until final’s season was over and they found themselves in much the same state they had found themselves in a few months ago. The group was relaxing until they heard a pounding on the door. Senhoon answered it and the monster stepped in to the dorm. Mike smiled, “Welcome back,” around him the others were pulling off socks and shirts, “we’re ready to start when you are.” The monster smiled with glee and said, “Then let’s relieve some stress.”

#ticklestory #ticklishfeet #ticklefic #ticklishboys #tickle content #tickle thoughts #ticklecommunity #sfw tickling community #sfw tk community #malefootstories #malefeetstory #malefeet

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reward!jungkook

“pfft hahahahahahaha, we were never together dumbass” you laugh. “i broke up with you when you showed me how much of a pussy you were—“ your tangent is cut short when you hear jungkook say ‘MY wife.’ you can’t believe that he’s speaking like he actually gives a damn about syelle when he’s told you so many times how he cared so little about her.

“oh, so she’s your wife now? she wasn’t your wife when you were eating me out. she wasn’t your wife when we fucked at your house multiple times. she wasn’t your wife when you said you’re in love with me. NOW she’s your wife? you’re pathetic and a bad liar”

“it’s like you said, remember? her love means nothing compared to mine. hahahahah, you crack me up, jungkook. you really do”

‘MY wife’ the words put a bad taste in your mouth when you repeat it but its always been like this. they become regretful AFTER they’ve fucked up and unfortunately, he’s no exception. you won’t lie, your time with jungkook was fun.

he was great at sex, sensitive, and attractive but he messed up; did a bad thing. but bad things come with consequences or maybe it’s karma. hearing jungkook curse you out isn’t anything new and neither is his last question that gets asked a little too frequently for your liking but it’s an easy answer, nevertheless.

“i literally said OUT LOUD that i wanted her dead and what do you do? let her go. she could’ve told the cops on us and you know what made it worse? you CARED about her. i thought you didn’t give a damn about syelle and don’t say you did because you never have!”

“sHe’s InNocEnT” you mock. “you never showed any care or regard for her the entire year we’ve messed around and all of a sudden you care? so, no. i didn’t spare you a glance because you’re a spineless piece of shit who only cares about his wife AFTER he fucked his side piece for over a year”

He laughs with cruelty.

“you bitch- you were just a good fuck for me.” Now it’s time that he hurts your feelings as well. “I might have confused my infatuation or lust with you for love but now you’ve made me realize that you’re not worthy of it.” He rolls his eyes.

The truth is that he doesn’t deserve a woman like Syelle. He deserves a woman like you, but now he’s gonna make sure that you can’t come into his life.

“You let anyone between your legs huh yn? I confess your experience was fun for someone like me… we fucked. Did I ever promise to marry you?” He chuckles.

You deserve to burn in hell with him.

“I used your body to my liking.” He spits, venom, in his tone. “I would’ve never killed my wife for you.” He confesses.

“you did Syelle a favor because she deserves to be free of a man like me, and… I’m free of you now.” He whispers dangerously.

He’s feeling murderous right now, and if you could choke you to death he would.

“I wanna choke you. I bet you would enjoy it. You sick fuck.”

He is not a pussy for not deciding to kill his life of two years and even though he cheated on her shamelessly with you, he can never make it up to her and he’s not in love with her so they could’ve never worked out anyways.

But you have broken his heart and now he’s going to make sure that he ruins you and your heart as well. But he doubts that he would feel anything because you never liked him or loved him like that..

“You’re nothing but a whore- the other woman. Goodbye babe.”

He cuts off the call, and even though his heart is telling him to call Syelle. He won’t.. he doesn’t have any right to do this because he crushed her heart.

He ruined her.

You’ve ruined him.

It’s about time that he ruins you.

#ask: reward!jungkook

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...I’ve had people engage with my race while dating. Not in a positive way, but in a way that fetishises me. There was a woman, (yes, you guessed right, she’s white), who I went on a couple of dates with and my friends and I still speak about her actions to this day. I came across her on Twitter and we started talking over DMs. She showed mild interest, but not as much as I did: remember, I was eager to prove my bisexuality with women and non-binary people, so would find myself engaging excessively on social media platforms. We eventually exchanged numbers and went out on a date. On the lead up to the date, I would receive a flurry of messages, showing interest but also a very specific interest. She talked a lot about Bollywood and well … Indian things. At one point, assuming she knows more than me, would tell me things about the Bollywood stars I grew up with. I assumed she was just dense, but my horniness took over and I went on the date. It was awkward: she controlled a significant part of the conversation and as it was my first proper date with a woman, I was nervous. The date ended and I felt strange. A few days later we were still talking over text, and she kept talking about India and I found myself sighing every time her name popped up on my phone.

I was on the bus, coming back from a meeting when I looked at my phone and saw a message saying:

‘I’m obsessed with Indians now. Watching these movies like “CAN I HAVE ONE?”’

I stopped moving. In fact, it felt like the bus had stopped in shock too. It felt like everyone on the bus took a sharp intake of breath and were staring at my phone.

‘CAN I HAVE ONE?’

Can I have one? My mind goes to takeaways, because I always give people the benefit of the doubt. She’s hungry for a takeaway? No, she wasn’t. She was hungry for an Indian person. The cannibal nature of her fetishisation is not an exaggeration – there’s a need to devour the culture, the people, the art. They consume it.

‘Indian people fucking love me. I will be in an item song. I WILL BE.’

Do Indian people fucking love you? Really? Because this Indian person is really regretting that date. For those who don’t know: an item song is a number in a Bollywood film, performed by a dancer/actor who isn’t cast as a main character but is just introduced for this song – and it is usually very seductive. Like a sexy cameo that no one needed. I guess that sums her up as well.

‘I FANCY ALL INDIANS. Hahahahahahaha!’

The laugh was deafening.

She talked about adopting an Indian accent, about learning how to speak and write in Hindi and then perform her stand up (yup, she’s a comedian). She talked about wearing Indian dresses like they were costumes and has since modelled for Pakistani TV. She would send me scribblings of her learning Hindi and ask me to translate certain words.

I’m Punjabi. I know Hindi from Bollywood. Also, I can barely write in English, I can’t decipher what you’re writing, woman. Eventually, I stopped replying more and more. It took longer than it should have because my heart was broken over the idea that my first proper date with a woman went down like this. What were the chances. I was so adamant that men were the worst and then I was reminded that white women are not far behind them. She was not at all interested in me, my personality, my work, my looks, my desires … she was interested in the fact that I’m Indian. She didn’t care that I had a magazine that works with creative and young people. She didn’t care that I wanted to talk about systematic oppression. She definitely didn’t care about any of my stories. She didn’t even really want to be with me in any sense of the word.

She wanted to use me to learn how to be more Indian. This white woman. Turns out she was known in the comedy circuit for being problematic and my friends who were actual good comedians filled me in. I’ve been fetishised by men before, but that’s kind of expected. I have very little expectation from them, so I wouldn’t be surprised. But when it came from the first woman I went on a proper date with, it sent me down a hole of uncertainty. I wasn’t sure whether I was able to survive the dating world as a bisexual person, because men suck and now, I had this awful experience. So, what now?

Through time and speaking to others, I developed confidence back in myself, but it has still stuck with me. Now when someone says ‘I’d like to watch a Bollywood film with you’, after I’ve told them I’ve spent the whole day dancing to Bollywood songs, instead of saying ‘sure!’, my mind thinks ‘okay but why though’. And I scrutinise actions. I rarely give the benefit of the doubt. I often overanalyse.

Sharan Dhaliwal, Burning my Roti: Breaking Barriers as a Queer Indian Woman

#Sharan Dhaliwal #writing #indian bisexual women

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accio-victuuri · 4 months

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marie claire cpns by xiao zhan 🤍

let’s start with this one first, i will definitely do a separate cpn analysis of wyb’s songs and the MV, god i hope there’s a music video and we’re not just hoping for nothing. lol. anyway, i started with pointing out the jewelry which turned out to not be that big of a deal as i thought it was. but that’s the reality of clowning. this post is about the shoot itself and the interview.

as usual, all of these are speculations/interpretations of someone with a bxg lens on. 😎

starting off with the photo i used for this post. i’m sure most of us noticed the similarities between the shoot. tho the b&w were very few and that tank top! the long hair! can you believe, after all the hair disasters we’ve been through with this two— that we will get them in magazine covers with long luscious hair? in the year 2023? we are so blessed! i hope this trend doesn’t get banned or something cause i love it. here’s one more! they look so good! 💦💦💦

we have also caught on the art director for their shoots is the same person. you can say that marie claire is not as personal as working on yibo’s single but the this is not the first time that this happened. and it’s one of those cpns that we think they recommend stuff to each other and that includes people and companies they can use for certain projects. ✌🏼

there are elements of the plane and dreams, which are cpns we hade before but i won’t say much cause i think that’s really more of the magazine’s concept. i don’t think xz will have that much say on that and he only showed up their to shoot and interpret the concept the best way he can.

the meat 🥩 is truly in the interview. it’s a long one that talked about his career and personal life so let’s see what he said. 💭

Xiao Zhan held up a handheld fan to dry the sweat from the filming. When the photographer signaled the start, he stepped forward, stepped back, walked again, and continued to retreat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is this the 380 yuan fan wyb gave you? It’s just too funny that it’s the first thing the interviewer wrote about.

What he shares is only his sincere daily feelings.

"Don't you think that the emotions between people have never changed? Old movies will always be read and watched, and old songs will always be listened to over and over again, because the emotions sung by truly classic works remain unchanged through the ages. Only sincerity can move people."

This really stood out to me, the message of sincerity. It’s something that both of them has talked about and especially WYB. Bobo was big on sincerity during Hidden Blade’s run and it’s nice to see the same thoughts come up in XZ’s interview. They really have the same view in life and it’s why they are loved by many. Also thinking about emotions that don’t change is so them. After so many years, their love remains strong.

Old songs? My mind immediately went to Wuji. Lol. because personally, that song will always make me feel the love!

Almost every time he shoots a movie, he has a routine: dreaming. I dreamed about memorizing lines, dreaming about acting against a director, or even dreaming about taking a math test, but couldn’t solve any of the questions on the paper, and then I woke up with a start.

Dreaming! The lyrics for Everything is Lovely 🎶 has the same thought as this. WYB saying he loves to dream.

Deep down in his heart, he does not regard himself as a qualified actor, but always puts himself in the position of a newcomer, with an attitude of learning and exploration. Therefore, every time he goes to a crew, he has the experience of starting all over again.

Another same outlook as WYB. They never see themselves as the best in the room, there will always be something new to learn. They are not afraid to look at things with fresh eyes and like a child.

As for what role he most wants to play, Xiao Zhan said: "I have been mentioning it for many years, a cute and charming villain, if I get the chance."

I’m adding it here cause at this point someone should cast him as this type of villain already 😂 WYB sort of got this with Mister Ye but I hope XZ gets his dream role!

Xiao Zhan seems to have a special sense of time. He is nostalgic. Whether singing in variety shows and evening parties, or listening to them in private, he always has a preference for old songs. They are memorable, rich in meaning, and give him space to think.

I have always seen this with XZ, how his taste leans towards the older stuff. It’s so interesting cause WYB has recently been into old rock songs. I wonder if they share songs and what their updated playlist is. WYB can now related to XZ’s old songs! Maybe this is an indirect influence.

During his spare time, he just works out and watches movies. He never regards watching movies as a task. He watches everything regardless of genre, whether it is popular movies such as popcorn movies or niche movies such as art films.

Yes. Yes. ZZ & WYB are not the only people in the world who loves to watch movies. But this little tidbit coming out when we just had that info about WYB watching a shit ton of movie. They don’t even have to be together, we had fake rumors before that they watch movies together even if they are apart. Whether that’s them on the phone/video while the movie plays or recommending movies then discussing it later. 🎬

-END.

#yizhan #bjyx #there is no science here i’m just clowning like i always do #i need some more time with yibo’s songs 🥹🥹🥹🥹#it’s so overwhelming 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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lordofhunger47 · 1 year

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Twins Vs Triplets

Stanley was in the hospital, and Wendy just gave birth to triplets to the surprise of everyone, having twins was a tradition in the Pines family but Triplets? That’s another story.

Currently, The infant boy which got named Tyrone was in Dipper’s hands and the father looked like he was going to faint any moment, with the girl named Anna in Mabel’s hand who was ecstatic beyond words and the other named Avalon in the hands of the sat down Wendy on the bed.

“Yo Stan! Come and say hi to your Great-Nephew’s daughter!” the mother urged her Grunkle-in-law to come, once Ley hesitantly got the baby something happened which made his pupils grow big.

“ Guug-gaa.” the babe uttered, causing a storm of wholesomeness to take over Stanley looking at her with almost sparky eyes, for minutes he kept the baby in his hands as if he was afraid she would fall from his hands and crack to a million pieces like a glass jar.

“Stanley? It’s my time now.” His brother stepped in and gestured to him to give him the baby.

“NO!” he moved her to his chest in a protective hug “get your own infant to corrupt!” he hissed.

“It’s my time now Stanley! Fair and square!” Ford pressured his brother to give him the baby.

“Catch me if you can, nerd!” Stanley ran with the baby from the running Stanford, and just like that the history rhymes itself with the running Stanley with a baby away from another elder Pines just like when he first time saw Dipper and Mabel when they were infants and didn’t let Sherman to hold them because he was greedy as the wife and husband rolled their eyes with the aunt giggled at seeing the Grunkles making a fool out of themselves.

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Years later…

‘ What was I thinking?’ The same thought came into Stan and Ford’s minds, maybe agreeing to babysit Dipper and Mabel’s triplets wasn’t a very good idea, don’t get me wrong both elder twins loved the young Triplets; however, they as they learned can be a handful.

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“Look Grunkle! It’s my new pet!” Avalon said cheerfully with a collared angry Mongolian sandworm that was on her head and trying to swallow her with half of her head from up.

Stanford nearly suffered a heart attack as he looked in horror, nearly fulfilling Bil’s prophecy about his cause of death.

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* BOOOOOOOM! *

“AAAAAAAAAH!” Stan wakes up from his bed screaming.

“Happy April’s fools old dinosaur! Have you scammed someone today?” Anna with a bugle greeted a woke-up Stanley.

“I’m both annoyed and proud at the same time,” he said, annoyed.

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“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Tyron in a white coat and black experiment goggles laughed maniacally because he used necromancy and forbidden science to bring the life to a dead frog with metallic antennas, patched body parts of various animals such as a chicken leg for its right leg, a crab arm for its left arm and bat wings and it currently was flying all over the living room. “I HAVE CREATED LIFE!”.

Older Pines twins were using a chair and a table to shield themselves from the rabid bat frog that was attacking them to give them vampire-zombies rabies.

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Is it any wonder every time Wendy and Dipper weren’t in the house they hired or convinced someone to babysit the kids of their chaotic nature? The Stan twins came to this conclusion as they tried to find the young triplets in the garden.

“I swear these sassy kids will be the end of us.” Ford’s twin grumbled.

“I wonder if this is karmic justice for us Pines being a bunch of sassy trouble-seekers.” Stan’s twin wondered.

“Our family does have a trend of bringing trouble seekers, but these knuckleheads are even more of a rascal than any member of the Pines family in the history of our family tree!” The conman uttered in exasperation.

“Perhaps this is a genetic quirk which is only amplified thanks to the addition of the Corduroy genes.” The scientist hypothesized as he looked over a bush for the hidden rascals.

“Over here!” The duo looked over and saw smug girls up in a tree. “Oh, you little brats are soooo grounded for making us try to find you for an hour!” Ley pointed in accusation toward them who didn’t look even a bit intimidated.

“Stanley, wait, there are only the girls, where’s Tyrone?” Stanley’s brother was puzzled, before any of them had the chance to register the girls leaped from the top of the tree on the ground and started racing.

“Catch us if you can, old man!” a running Ava taunted.

“Don’t sass me young lady!” a chasing con artist responded to the sassy girl.

While the hustler was pursuing the puffed-haired child, the six-fingered man ran after the other Pines kid who pranced into a bush, The man of science now was left to solve the puzzle which is finding his target who kept showing her head out of the plant and goad him in grabbing him.

“Here!” from Left.

“Here!” from Right.

“Here!” from Middle.

“Here!” Right.

Annable kept popping her head from the bush and disappeared repeatedly with Ford trying to snatch her each time "Oh in the name of-" he was becoming tired so he just jumped into the bush only for the redhead girl to then jump out of the bush and ran away.

“Too slow!”

The multiversal traveler sighs deeply and comes out of the bush to follow her.

While Ford was busy running toward the pink shirt kid, Stan trying to look for the goggled girl with a withered hat, he stumbled upon a shadow behind a tree which prompted him to grin. “Oh, I wonder where that little twerp went? Maybe I should check the basement and- AHA!” He quickly moved behind the tree only to see a dummy made in a crude fashion of her with a note that said “‘I Outscammed ya!? No one out-scammed the scamp-scap-scar…!

"It's scammer." Ford corrected him as he was chasing.

"No one asked you for literature lessons!" He takes the note and violently smashes it in his fist in outrage and pride over the fact that he got out conned by the Pines kid.

“Nice sprinting, I just got warmed up!” Annable blew a raspberry at the now tired elder who kept chasing her circles. “My * breath* body * breaths* is not * breath * what it used to be…” the panting dimension hopper vocalized, years haven’t been kind to the elder Pines much on their body and stamina even though they used paranormal means to extent their lives.

“We just got started!” Avalon came and joined her partner in crime and went inside the house.

As the author of the journals was busy collecting himself, his sibling came and joined in. “Not any better chances huh?” he questioned breathing, “Oh this time they are not going to fool us!”- he clapped his hands together -”Come Poindexter! they are now inside the house, we will find them, come!” he gestured his twin to follow him to the inside of the home, there were no lights and everything was suspiciously dark.

“Now where is the switch to turn on the-” without any warning, every light in the house got lit up.

"SURPRISE!" The entire set of triplets greeted the startled Old men with glitters flying all over.

“What in tarnation…” once the ex-Mr Mystery’s eyes adjusted and left his hands away from his face, he saw a big sign from the roof which said ‘SURPRISE!’ in numerous colors with the trio in the living room welcoming him.

“What’s this now?” He looked confused.

“Isn't it obvious? It’s a surprise! Otherwise, why do you think we kept trying to keep you out of the house?” Ty informed them.

“But, our birthday is not today,” Fordsy noted.

“So what? That doesn’t mean we can’t do something nice for our favorite Great uncles!” Ava counteracted his point.

“Here, we made this together!” Anna responded and then gave them a present warped in red colors and white dolts with a golden ribbon. Stan and Ford at first looked suspicious, thinking this is just another prank until they opened the cover and found out that it was genuine, what they saw was a brown diary with glitters and labels written ‘Stanley and Stanford Pines: Our Heroes’ when they see inside of it they found images and pictures of them but younger from when they were kids, their older versions spending time with Mabel and Dipper across the years from when they were 12 years old till their graduation and their marriage to their respective spouses and finally it was them hanging out with the triplets and then a series of blankets which said 'Make new memories with us' in first of all blanket papers , the nostalgic hit the Old Pines hard and were touched by this gift with Stan, in particular, was in the verge of crying.

“Are you crying?” Tyrone teased.

“NO! I’m allergic to all your sasses!” Stanley immediately wiped his tears and shouted out at the chuckling kid, Ford couldn’t help but smile ‘ These kids are going to grow into fine individuals.’ he thought warmly.

#wendy corduroy #wendip #original characters #stan pines #tyrone pines #ava pines #avalon pines #annable pines #gravity falls #fanfic #my fanfiction #gravity falls fanfiction #gravity falls fanfic

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moon-ursidae · 1 year

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THE MANDALORIAN 3x06 SPOILERS

i’m caught up! didn’t think i would tonight but here we are!

i’ve seen some heavy spoilers for this ep already :/

so i know some of what’s coming

more darksaber focus in the “previously” hmm

god they really have just been setting shit up that bo-katan is gonna get the darksaber back and rule the mandalorians

last episode really propelled that one

idk i’m just kinda annoyed at this point

this season is just- ugh idk

i’m just gonna shut the fuck up about it until the episode is over

or when it’s relevant to the episode

empire ship??

WOAH THE WAY THAT TANK DRAINED WAS FUCKIN SICK

THAT’S A WHOLE STAR DESTROYER??

OH???? I WAS WONDERING WHEN THESE 2 WOULD SHOW BACK UP

AHHHHHHHH

omg the drama of this romance

guns for hire OOOOOOOOO THIS INTRO GOES HARD

i like that bo’s formed a relationship w grogu but that also makes me scared

like there’s so many things that make me think that something is gonna happen to din…

all of these major plot points being given to bo katan?? bad news bears man

god din is so attractive

i’m still shocked when i hear his name

like it’s still insider info to me

JACK BLACK AND LIZZO OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOODDDDDDD

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

IAVSKABSKEBFKXBZKZVAOSVSKSBAL

i know lizzo was GEEKING being able to hold grogu

she’s gorgeous

jack black is having a week huh? fuckin good for him he deserves it

droid problem?

god i love jack black he’s so silly

“progrum” HAHAHAHAHAHA

BATTLE DROIDS?

din may fuck shit up if that’s the case

this feels so fucking video game-y

grogu do be lovin the scritches

GOD THE DIN DJARIN HEAD TILT™️ SO HOT

“you had me at battle droids” i knew he was gonna fuck shit up

HOLD ON I JUST HEARD “these droids” AND PAUSED IS THAT FUCKING CHRISTOPHER LLOYD

OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD

IT’S FUCKING CHRISTOPHER LLOYD

the music from season 2 UGH so good

the fucking seperatist droids oh my god there’s so much history with these droids and din and bo

UGNAUGHTS???

DIN ASKING ABOUT THEM TOO UUGGHHHH

KUIIL I MISS YOU

if nobody hates droids, din djarin has left this realm.

one thing about din djarin? he’s gonna look damn good in an elevator

i’m gonna fucking cry if nick nolte voices any of these ugnaughts

“i am mandalorian din djarin, friend of ugnaught kuiil. you will answer our qustions and help us with our task. i have spoken.” I HAVE SPOKEN😭😭😭😭😭😭

THE WAY THEY IMMEDIATELY LISTEN AT THE MENTION OF KUIIL 😭😭😭😭

the voice of this ugnaught is SO FAMILIAR.

it’s pissing me off that i can’t name the actor

the practical effects are fucking awesome

it’s gonna piss me off that i can’t name that voice actor

ANYWAY

god the lights reflecting off of din’s armor is so sexy and will never not be sexy

BATTLE DROIDS SINCE THE CLONE WARS??? SO HIS HOME WORLD WAS ATTACKED AFTER???

din’s gonna fuck around and find out huh?

HOLY SHIT HE DEFINITELY FOUND OUT

HE GOT HIS SHIT ROCKED

that’s concussion # what now?? like 60?

THE SOUND OF THE DROID HITTING THE BESKAR HAHA

now THIS is the bounty hunting shit i missed

THAT LOOKED A LOT LIKE R2D2???

PLEASE THE WAY HE DOVE THROUGH THE WINDOW??? HE’S SO CRAZY I LOVE HIM SO MANY

THE LIGHTING IS FUCKING GORGEOUS

THIS IS THE BOUNTY HUNTING SHIT THAT I’VE MISSED OH MY GOD

this is also so obi-wan and anakin coded

plz din is so stubborn i love him

YOU CAN’T TAKE THE BOUNTY HUNTER OUT OF HIM I LOVE IT

this is literally an rpg game. there’s side quests to side quests and quest steps to quest steps

this is just becoming an episode of criminal minds: star wars edition

DARKSABER DARKSABER DARKSABER DARKSABER DARKSABER DARKSABER

THE MUSIC CUE AHHHH

THIS IS LITERALLY JUST AN EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS HAHAHA

CHRISTOPHER LLOYD TEA TEA TEA

SEPERATIST??

COUNT DOOKU??

AHHHHHHH

YES MORE JACK BLACK AND LIZZO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHE’S SLAYING

OH MY GOD GROGU HELPING HER😭😭😭

the difference between axe at the beginning seperating lovers meanwhile din and bo are helping these two lovers is so good

DIN DJARIN OF CONCORDIA?????

CRYING CRYING CRYING CRYING

HIS FULL TITLE I’M YELLING

KNIGHTHOOD FOR GROGU YEAAAAAAAA

oh god here we go

the gurls are fighting 👀

damn she rocked his ass

oh he’s pissed goddamn

this is crazy

wait is the knee slide in this episode?? i know kate was talkin about it in an interview but idk if it’s this ep

not this fight i guess

that was a cool fight sequence tho!!

here we go about who is the actual leader and who has the fucking darksaber

he’s gonna give her the darksaber isn’t he?

HE IS EVERY BIT THE MANDALORIAN THAT THEY WERE YUUUP YUUP YUUP LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

“then she shall have it” I FUCKING KNEW IT.

“would it not belong to her?” i-

ANYWAY

DIRECTED BY BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD YUUUUUUP YUUUUP YUUUUP SHE SLAYS EVERY TIME

i’m gonna do a whole seperate post about some of my other thoughts bc i have MANY.

#the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian s3 spoilers #the mandalorian season 3 spoilers #the mandalorian season three spoilers #the mandalorian 3x06 spoilers

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“Have a nice day, Miss,” Mingi smiled, his eyes disappearing. You said thank you with the sweetest voice ever before turning away.

STOP IT NANA YOU ADDED MINGI OMG MY hART!

Jay eyed your drink and saw the message on the cup “To: Miss Y/N, an angel without wings”. His eyebrows furrowed.

YEAH JAY BE JEALOUS YOU DOODOO HEAD!!! lol jkjk he is the sweetest hehe

Jay followed her movements with his eyes and let out a sigh of relief. He then made eye contact with the barista, Mingi, who he swore was judging him silently with his eyes.

mingi me too!!!! me tooooooo!!! let's fight jay rn omg im rolling up my sleeves as we speak!

“I can write a 10k-word document explaining why and how to tell a girl that you’ve got a girlfriend. Men do this all the time!

OKAY THIS ENTIRE PARAGRAPH!!!! girlboss!yn frfr because the frustration, i tell you!!!!!!! fgdhasjdaskd

“But how do you say you have a girlfriend without making it sound weird?”

i'm about to punch him! lol jkjk but gimme that empty iced vanilla latte because i'll throw the ice cubes at him hahaha

You then pretended to text and mimic Jay’s voice the best you can.

“Oh, sorry, Hyunseo, I have a date with my girlfriend that day, I can’t go. Oh, that’s a great café, Hyunseo, it’s my girlfriend’s favorite place. Hi, Hyunseo, do you have any suggestions on what I should gift my girlfriend?”

WHEN I FUCKING TELL YOU THAT I SCREAMED AND READ THIS OUT LOUD HFAJSDAHSJHAHAHAHA NANA PLEASE I AM WHEEZING MY STOMACH HURTS

“Forgive me?” He asked, lips moving against your skin. “I will do everything you say.”

“You already do that. I’m your boss,” you snatched your hand away and started walking.

ASDFGHJKASL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IN YO FACE JAY

“Then can you take super cool candid pictures of us?” Sunghoon joined the conversation, looking somewhat hopeful.

WHY ARE YOU HERE FOR THIS SUNGHOON, GET OUT

Heeseung nodded. “I don’t mind working on weekends, I could use the extra money. I could be your second Mr. Lee.”

You chuckled at the idea before you looked at Jay. He was shooting daggers at Heeseung with his eyes.

now i understand what ori meant with mr. lee fdgasjdhajs im wheezing so hard rn omg

“Personally, I was just looking forward to driving a Benz.”

LEE HEESEUNG LMFAO OKAY BUT SAME LOLOL because if i had chance i'd do it too hahahahahaha

“I want you all for myself.”

i just melted all over the floor bye

“I will feed you,” Jay cut you off, busy unboxing the meal he ordered for you. “Just keep typing.”

standards EVERYWHERE omfg i need my bf to read this gdhsajdhaj

“Evening, Miss,” Heeseung bowed slightly and Jay rolled his eyes at him.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahahah i love this

“You don’t need me to open your door, do you?” Heeseung asked Jay as he made his way to the other side.

Jay squinted his eyes in annoyance. “Just shut up and drive.”

I'M WHEEZING LIKE A CRAZY PERSON HAHAHA NANA PLS OMG

Great, another Lee, he thought.

THE LEES ARE OUT FOR JAY HFJASDHAJS ITS A SIGN LOLOL

“Well, I can,” he placed your hand on his shoulder and rested his hand on your waist, taking your places on the dancefloor. “And you can just follow me.”

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMG MY HEART IS POUNDING SO FAST

Yeji had both hands covering her lips while Keeho’s mouth was agape. “Did you see that?” Keeho asked Yeji. She nodded.

ME SQUEALING WITH THESE TWO

that ending omfg nana i just LET ME CRY?!?!?!?! THE ANGST IS SO chefs kiss because i am ready for the next part to come so i can cry more and happy clap like a seal when they patch things up IF THEY DO IN THE NEXT PART ahhhhhhhhh i am a mess rn

OF COURSE I ADDED MINGI I ACTUALLY FELT BAD FOR LEAVING HIM OUT OF THE GANG HASHDASDHAS my goal is to add as many idols as I can as cameos

NOT ME drinking vanilla latte AS WE SPEAK

and Jay being surrounded by Lees is super unintentional I really just noticed it in this part HAHSHAH

I actually felt bad because they literally 'broke up' after sex which is DEVASTATING BUT LIKE THE ANGST IS NEEDED

I AM ALREADY WORKING ON PART 5 RIGHT NOW!

#nanaanswers #from.genie #nanafeedbacks #fic: vente conmigo #THANK YOU GENIE #FOR READING AND LAUGHING AND TYPING THIS

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hugsandchaos · 5 months

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James took another sip of his fourth cup of tea and continued reading the old novel he was reading, supposedly dating back to the late 1900’s or early 2000’s. Like his daughter, he was rather interested in the old stories, both in books and in film, of those times. No matter how childish they may seem, he always made sure to make time to read or watch with her. Some of them were for mature audiences, but James promised to let Tessa see them as well when she got older. The book he was currently reading was called Jurassic Park, specifically the first of three books. James set the mug down and flipped the page, moving the bookmark in between the next two pages incase he had to suddenly get up for one reason or another. Out of curiosity, James lifted his right hand up to his head. His watch came on automatically and showed him the time.

6:12 PM

He glanced out the window. The sun had gone down over an hour ago since it was winter, and he had been reading for nearly an hour. James turned his head back to the old novel and continued reading. He loved his wife dearly, but considering her negative attitude towards many of the things he loved, including Tessa, that didn’t stop him from enjoying the peace and quiet he’d have for the rest of the week and the upcoming month while she’s off visiting her parents. James looked at his watch again and made sure the alarm for 6:30 PM was still on. He didn’t want to miss watching Bluey with Tessa now that he was sure Louisa wouldn’t barge in and start another argument. After making sure that it was on, he turned his attention back to the book.

Suddenly, he heard someone running down the hall to his right and turned his head just in time to see Tessa sprint past the doorway and up the stairs, followed by N. At first, he thought nothing of it and turned back to the book. If anything, he would’ve thought that it was a good thing since he had noticed N slowly coming out of his shell last week when he found him letting Cyn put a bow on his tail. But then he heard Tessa’s bedroom door open, followed by a scream from his daughter.

“TESSA!!!” James shouted.

He shot out of his chair and practically threw the novel onto the table as he sprinted out of the room. James remembered what N was like when he first found him. He was covered with blood and oil, but the red had stood out more against his now clean, black coat. When he woke up, his first reaction was to attack James with his claws, and if it wasn’t for him being exhausted and pinned under the wreckage of his pod, James had his doubts that it would’ve ended as well as it did. After hearing his daughter scream, he immediately feared the worst. He ran up the stairs and took a few turns to get to Tessa’s bedroom with panic moving around like an ocean during a storm in his mind, but when he saw what was happening, the seas suddenly went calm.

N was sitting on the floor in the corner while holding Tessa with his face pressed against her belly. Tessa kicked her legs and tried to push his head away with her arms, but he didn’t budge. She laughed pretty loudly while N was nuzzling her belly. He lifted his head up and looked thoughtful.”Not quite as sweet as oil, but it’ll do.” He said before going back to nuzzling her belly.”Nom, nom, nom!” He said.

“N! Hahahahahaha! I’m nohohot food! Hahahahahahaha!” Tessa said through her wild giggling. James calmed down and smiled softly. He crossed his arms as he leaned against the doorway, deciding that he wouldn’t intervene unless he thought it was necessary, and judging by the way he’s seen N try to be gentle a few times before, James doubted that he’d have to any time soon.

POV Switch (also a few minutes earlier)

“Tessa...” N said quietly. Tessa jumped as he leapt around the corner with a smile on his face, one that was honestly slightly intimidating, but only because she knew what he was planning.”I’m coming for you!” He said. Tessa gasped and turned around to keep running, but she knew that unless she thought of something quickly, she’d get caught by the drone giving chase. She tried to think of a plan, but nothing she already tried worked. Hiding behind someone never works with N, he doesn’t even slow down. As Tessa ran passed the room her father usually sat down to read in, she thought she caught a glimpse of him watching her and N, but she was too busy trying to think through the playfully-panicked thoughts.

Tessa ran up the stairs to her room, turning around at the doorway to shut the door on N, but he had been right behind her and stopped the door from closing. Tessa pushed as hard as she could, her legs slipping before she put her foot back to try to get a better grip on the floor. She grunted as she pushed hard to close the door, but despite her struggles, N wasn’t moving. He slowly pushed the door open until Tessa realized she couldn’t win and ran further into the room. Her next idea was to hide under the bed, but N would pull her out. She couldn’t run past him towards the door, but he was standing right there and there was no way to avoid him grabbing her.

Tessa realized that she’d messed up too late and quickly turned around to see N slowly moving closer, much like a predator stalking towards their prey.“You didn’t think that far ahead, did you?” He joked, slowly creeping closer. Tessa held both hands up and smiled nervously as she backed away from him.”Hang on, I was just joking! I get it, you’re the faster one!” She said. N paused, and for a moment, Tessa thought that she could get out of the situation, but then he lunged at her and closed the distance between them almost faster than the scream coming out of Tessa’s throat.

She was quickly grabbed and lifted up while N sat down and placed her in his lap. She didn’t get the chance to fight back before he used his arms to hook under her and lift her up while lowering his head. He began to nibble and nuzzle her belly, which made her burst out into a fit of giggles. N felt her hands press against the side of his head, clearly trying to push him off, but he didn’t budge. When he lifted his head, it was from his own will.”Not quite as sweet as oil, but it’ll do.” He said. N lowered his head back down and continued nuzzling her belly, smiling as Tessa continued giggling.”Nom, nom, nom!” He said jokingly.

“N! Hahahahahaha! I’m nohohot food! Hahahahahahaha!” Tessa said. She squirmed around in his hold and kept trying to push his head off of her belly, but he didn’t let up. She noticed her dad leaning against the doorway of her room and moved an arm away from N’s face to reach out for him.”Dad, help! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Tehell N I’m nohohohot foohoohood!” She pleaded. Surprisingly, N didn’t immediately stop and look at James anxiously upon realizing he was there. Instead, he kept nuzzling and nibbling Tessa’s belly. James let out a small, amused chuckle and began walking over.”Alright, don’t worry. I know exactly how to handle this.” He said. Hearing this and seeing him come closer, N finally looked up, but he didn’t stop his attack. He was still a little distrusting of him, despite his attempts to trust him completely and give him the benefit of the doubt. Even after a few weeks, there was still a small part of him wary and suspicious of the adult human.

James sat next to N and put a hand up to his chin thoughtfully with a hum. N still nibbled and nuzzled against Tessa’s belly to keep the game going incase whatever he was doing was harmless, but he kept an eye on him. Then James reached an arm towards N’s back.“If my memory serves correct, it should be riiight... Here!” James said, lightly scratching one of his wing hatches. The drone dropped Tessa and sat up straight with a squeal and loud laughter.

“AAAIIIIIHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!!!” He cackled. Tessa fell onto his lap and quickly took his chance to escape. N did his best to will his tail not to move and turned to move James’ arm so he’d stop tickling him, but unfortunately for him, Tessa was keen on revenge and came back to scratch and scribble her fingers near his ribcage.”Wahahahahait! Nohohoho! I’m the mohohohohonster!” He said through his laughter. N quickly backed away from Tessa and stood up fast enough to run past her and exit the room.”Hey!” Tessa whined. Before she could give chase, James wrapped his arms around her and pulled her into his lap to hug her.”You’re not going anywhere, young lady. Your father has lots of love to give you first.” He said. Tessa smiled and hugged back. The game could wait, she didn’t want to miss out on her father’s great hugs.

#au #murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones james #murder drones Tessa #earthbound #earthbound au #murder drones earthbound AU #murder drones ler n #murder drones Lee Tessa

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infinitelytheheartexpands · 2 years

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Stiffelio (Trieste, 2000): Reactions, Part I

okay nerds we are hyperfixating and also have nothing better to do (read: we do have better things to do but we’ve adulted enough for now) so we’re gonna watch something we have watched before multiple times (but not for a while) lmao