PSA (because I know we’re all so excited for Nico but this needs to be said): YOU CANNOT PUT NICO’S IDENTITY ONTO THE SMOL BOY WHOS GOING TO PLAY HIM.

IF THE ACTOR TURNS OUT NOT TO BE GAY AS THE YEARS GO BY WE ARE GOING TO LOVE AND RESPECT HIM REGARDLESS!!

IF ANYONE IN THIS FANDOM KIT CONNORS A FRIGGIN TEN YEAR OLD I WILL FIND YOU AND RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!!!!

EVERYONE’S EXCITED FOR OUR GAY DISNEY PRINCE BUT PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE ACTOR ISN’T NICO, AND WILL HAVE HIS OWN IDENTITY THAT HE NEEDS TO FIND OUT FOR HIMSELF AND NOT SHOVED ON HIM BY A BUNCH OF RANDOM FANS THAT DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM!!!

Please I know everyone is excited but I am so scared for this kid

I won’t rest until Bonzo is destroyed

Lil Good Omens crossover cuz I felt like they lowkey fit the scene

Maybe posting more again will grant me the honor of heavy tf2 tummy anon

“I know you seem to forget sometimes, Merlin, but I am the crown prince. Of course I know how to dance.”

“Then what are you so worried about?”

“Well, I might just be a little out of practice, is all, and I’m not particularly fond of the idea of embarrassing myself in front of everyone I know, let alone the nobles coming to visit.”

“Then let’s practice.”

“What?”

“Practice with me. You teach me the basics, and you’ll be able to prance around with whatever lady your heart desires by the time the banquet rolls around.”

“…Alright, then. I suppose you’ve had worse ideas.”

i claimed last night that i could be given any character pairing and probably convince you of the potential between those characters. i was given many, MANY random characters to smoosh together on the spot, and walked away victorious.

this is the one thing i’m good for. challenge me. I DARE YOU CHALLENGE ME-💥

my ask box is TAUNTING you right now.

ok wait i’ve been seeing posts that are pointing out that the purgatory is probably a manipulation tactic to make the players want to stay on the island because Quesadilla Island is just So Nice compared to purgatory, why would they want to leave? :)

what if.

they also give back the eggs.

they win or something, and they’re all given a “reward” and they come back, and their children are back, they’re home, they’re safe. they’re afraid and confused, a little dirty and missing some of their accessories, but it’s their kids. not some code recreation, it’s undoubtably them.

why would they want to leave? not only is the island So Nice compared to the hell they were in for two weeks, but they’ve been reunited with their children!

how could freedom compare to the feeling of seeing your child again?

You know what I see a lack of? Male!Readers, transfem readers, etc.

Know what I see even more of a lack of?

DILF & MILF READERS.

EXCUSE ME. I KNOW MOST OF Y’ALL DON’T LIKE KIDS BUT I DO (within reason) AND I WANNA PROVE TO A BIG STABBY MAN THAT HE’S CAPABLE OF BEING A GOOD DAD. Look, I’m gonna just start a series of milf/dilf reader shit. You mark my words. Why? Because I have parental issues and a complex about caring for others the way I wasn’t cared for and it’s my writing so I will PROJECT IF I PLEASE

Obviously I could talk for 6 years straight about the main characters of Castaway Diva and how amazing they are both as parts of the story and as rounded individuals in their own rights. How Mokha has wielded her kindness as strength her whole life and how it disarms people who are used to selfishness in this sometimes dark world, how Kiho is unwavering and resolute even when he looks three seconds away from bursting into tears, how Chaeho always claims to be selfish but is someone who works endlessly for others and notices the small things many overlook which makes him both a great journalist and an incredible big brother. We could talk about how just and honourable Lee Uk is even though he is the first to break the law when the law disagrees with what is just and honourable like a real life superhero. How Jaekyung has every reason to give up many times but is fuelled by a need to believe that things are good and can be good so she keeps going even if it means she has to make them good herself. How Ranjoo is beaten pillar to post by an industry that rips people to shreds but still loves it and wants to see it change into something good again even if that means more and more self-sacrifice. All of these go without saying.

But you know a character I loved? Morae. From an Eastern perspective no doubt she is a disrespectful, rude, annoying, selfish little brat and yes… she is all those things. But at the same time the show never moves away from reminding us that Ranjoo treated her like trash. Unlike Mokha and Yonggwan, she wasn’t Ranjoo’s choice, and Ranjoo punished her for that. In any Western media this rebellion would be romanticised, she’d be shown as another person to cheer for, while in traditional Eastern she would be villainised in every way. Many Kdramas have characters like Morae that never get a happy ending and that’s seen as right because she disrespected her seniors which is an offence comparable to murder. But Castaway Diva does not do that and blends both perspectives into a beautifully well-rounded character. This is someone who from day one was told she was second best, had everything she tried to do picked at, and she couldn’t do anything because Ranjoo was her senior. When she became bigger than her senior she got mean, and instead of choosing kindness and forgiveness in the face of hate like Mokha does, she chose pettiness and rudeness, which could have easily made her the token bad guy. Instead the show touches on the loneliness of having someone you admire seem to hate you, how she acts selfish because no one is ever on her side not even Seojun and Yonggwan sometimes, and how hard it is for her to see her selfish actions might be letting down her fans, a group of people she clearly adores. In the end she swallows her pride and asks for help, and never rubs it in Ranjoo’s face when she accepts the offer for royalties, because she knows that while she and her senior can never be friends they can be successful if they work together. And she is - she gets her number one and reconnects with Ranjoo on social media as her way of saying ‘I was ashamed before but now we are in this together, Sunbae.’

I love her, I love how she was written, I love how she was acted out with the varying shades of stink eye and ‘is about to start crying’, I love how she was absolutely a real and loveable pain in the butt and not a caricature like she could so easily have been.

Castaway Diva… you did great. 5 stars.

Oh another beautiful instagram story from Varada—wait…

Awww

She’s got her Cinta poster framed 😭😭😭

Regulus “You make me so happy, it turns back to sad, There's nothing I hate more than what I can't have, You are so gorgeous it makes me so mad, You make me so happy, it turns back to sad, yeah, There's nothing I hate more than what I can't have,Guess I'll just stumble on home to my cats, Alone, unless you wanna come along,” Black

Meets…

James “Sometimes I wonder; when you sleep, Are you ever dreaming of me?, Sometimes when I look into your eyes, I pretend you're mine, all the damn time, 'Cause I like you” Potter

I’ll scratch that for you 😜🥰😋

shall i continue my tradition of writing insane 2min x reader filth based on concept pics alone

Sirius: don’t call me handsome if you’re not gonna hand me some of that fucking ass.

Andy: *exists*

Me:

wanna start writing for 9-1-1 real bad watcha think