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spaciebabie · 2 years
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i would fistfight moon
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spacebarbarianweird · 6 months
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Mute!Tav Headcanons
This idea has lingered in my thoughts for quite some time. I've come to realize that typical health challenges in the D&D world can often find solutions. Suppose Tav loses their ability to speak, hear, or see due to natural causes. There might be ways to address and overcome those issues in that case. However, what if Tav's affliction stemmed from a curse?
Imagine Tav and Astarion find the cloak of Dragomir. The cloak that allows a vampire to walk in the sun, to cross the running water, and enter houses uninvited? But to get it, there is a price to pay - something equally valuable for the person.
And it's Tav's voice.
No cure, no reverse. You can't return the cloak and get the voice back. Just muteness and the cloak for Astarion to wear
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Astarion is absolutely heartbroken.
The thing he has wished to obtain appears to be a cruel joke just like any magical object.
It takes you time to adjust to the new condition.
At first, you are happy it isn't something more severe like deafness and blindness.
But soon, you realize how vital speech is.
You can't speak to the people you meet.
You can't talk to the quest givers.
You can't simply say what you want and need, and even writing skills are little help since most people in Faerun are illiterate.
When you realize it, you silently cry, pressing your knees against the chest.
Now, you have the same sorrow Astarion does. Something important is taken away forever, and it can't be compensated.
You cry for hours till Astarion wakes up from his trance and sees you shivering and trembling.
He immediately sits beside you, letting you cry on his shoulder.
Astarion says every affectionate word he can think of.
He says how much he loves you and that he will never abandon you.
But you can see desperation and guilt in his crimson eyes because your condition is his fault.
He could have just accepted his fate as a creature of the night, but no! He wanted to walk in the sunlight!
Astarion misses your voice.
He misses your laughter, bickering, and words of love, which were able to drag him from the darkest void of his tortured mind.
He misses your moanings and whimpers. 
Nights of passion are almost silent.
What is worse, you can't cry for help if something happens, and Astarion becomes overprotective, never letting you out of his sight.
You can't say the incantations anymore.
If you are a warrior or a barbarian, it's not that bad.
But if your life depends on magic, it's as bad as you can imagine.
Astarion isn't always comfortable with you touching him, but well, he has no choice anymore.
The only way to communicate is by touching. Grabbing his hand, patting a shoulder.
He learns how to lip-read, and you master the skill of quick writing.
Plus, you have to work out how to communicate when having sex.
How do you get Astarion's attention if he dissociates again? How do you tell him that he is being too rude to you and you want him to stop?
Sometimes, it turns physical, where you punch him in the stomach to get him to stop for you or his benefit.
You become very affectionate and always stay close to him when traveling.
Eventually, Astarion stops hating the cloak that has caused so much grief and decides to make the most of it.
You travel. A lot. In the sunlight, fearing nothing and no one.
But sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night to Astarion holding you tightly to his undead heart and whispering: "I wish this had never happened to you."
@tragedybunny @caitlincat-95 @tallymonster @astarionsbeloved @lumienyx @fayeriess @aoirohi @elora-the-slutty-songstress @veillsar @astarion-imagine-archive
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softrozene · 1 year
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Reacting to Dutch Wanting a Night with Their Girl
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Anonymous requested: Okay, so, I’ve had this in my head for a while. Dutch is a gross old guy who likes pretty young ladies, right? Well, Arthur/John/Javier has this real cute and super affectionate little thing on his arm. What? They’re married/engaged/dating? No, it’s fine. He taught that boy how to read! Giving up his girl for a night isn’t that big of a deal, he’s sure asking them in the middle of camp will go well. 
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ALJSFDASKL This is so long omg. Let me know if you wanted something specific or anything- Wasn’t too sure if it was a request but I had to give my input. This is how I thought they would react and lmao this was super fun. 
Originally published on January 5, 2021
Arthur, Javier, John x Female Reader
Warnings: Dutch is super gross in this - We don’t stan, we do stan the three who stick up for their girl, Dutch is vulgar - I really did Dutch dirty in this but it was bound to happen eventually.
Words: ~900
Okay, one thing they all share in common is if it were you saying that Dutch said something to you, they would all be hesitant. Like “Nah, he didn’t mean it that way” or “Are you sure he said that?” or “I’ll go talk to him”- Then they end up doubting you as Dutch lies his way out of it (Yes, they would sadly be the dudes that apologizes for their friend’s behavior too)
They are hesitant only because Dutch did offer them a chance as part of the family in the gang- He did give them a decent chance at life and as anon said- Taught them to read and write. They see him as someone they owe a great lot to- so if you suddenly talk bad about him, they will want to defend him, or he will point the blame at you
In other words, their loyalty to Dutch will for sure make them not believe you at first
However- If they witness it that is an entirely different story:
Charles wasn’t asked for, but I will say since he is not that close with Dutch other than respecting him for being treated well in the gang, he will straight-up knock out Dutch the second he hears anything vulgar- Or whether you inform him. You matter more than the gang and he will defend you
 Arthur Morgan-
You have been skittish lately. That does not sit well with Arthur since you are only skittish with Dutch around- He thinks it is just because you are shy and nothing else until-
Dutch- Sweet, old, crazy Dutch comes up to the both of you, more so looking at Arthur in an expecting way and asks for a night with you- With others as witnesses nonetheless?
All of you would be stunned-
Dutch has a fucking serious tone- Arthur will be frozen then just stare at him for the longest time
“Dutch- You drunk?”
“What? Son, I would never- I was simply asking a hypothetical ‘what if’ question since you have such a divine being hanging on your arm all the time. You can’t deny the chemistry we have when we look- Hey now, don’t give me that look, Son. You know I would only ask if it would benefit you-“
He would keep saying creepy things along those lines and Arthur just snaps
Either by straight-up punching him in the face- Tackling him- Anything, no one can pry him off of Dutch until he good and satisfied that this once honorable man he looked up to will never gaze upon you again in that creepy face
He loses all respect for Dutch and Dutch’s confidence with how he thought he could get Arthur’s girl for a night
Everyone is wary and on edge, but it is for the better
Molly probably opens up her eyes
 John Marston-
Dutch does not even have to say anything- John notices the looks he has been giving you and he does not like it one bit
Dutch would not go to him first- Instead, John would confront him in the middle of the camp and be like “You serious right now Dutch? Eyeing my woman when I am right here, and Molly is over there?”
Dutch will respond: “I ain’t touching- I am just looking.” Or “Can you blame me? Look at her.”
“That is low- Even for you Dutch”
If Dutch even tries to defend himself, be fancy with his words, or place the blame on you- You can bet John will not hold back- The boys will have to pry him off Dutch (after letting John get a few hits in because Dutch ain’t as sly as he thinks he is)
This really is one of the worse things John has seen and he won’t stand with it (depending on how much he cares about you tbh) Like if he sees you as his wife you bet, he is ready to ditch the gang again but with you this time
We’re pretending Abigail and Jack are in a healthy place- Not this universe lamflasd
 Javier Escuella-
I really hate to say this guys but the way Javier reacts depends on what chapter you are in- In the gang.
Before Chapter 5+6 he would react on your behalf-
“Dutch- Did you really ask if you can borrow mi amor?”
He is pissed- He is beyond livid, he will try to be calm and collected but that will not last long and he will act on your behalf demanding Dutch respects you
If this happens after 5 and during 6- He will really think about it
He already betrayed Arthur and John, the gang is falling apart, all he has is Dutch and you- So he will really consider it (but I doubt he would let Dutch go through with it)
After Chapter 6 though- He will not hesitate to cut a bitch Dutch
He realized that he really lost the family that had his back, and it is all because of Micah and Dutch so if Dutch has the gall to ask him after everything you all went through- It is on- He will fight for your honor and he will apologize constantly afterward for helping to ruin the family you both loved and shared
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yanderes-galore · 7 months
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HOW DID NOBODY ASK FOR THE LEGEND JOHNNY CAGE YET!? Imma do that then! I'd like to request a romantic concept for the man himself, Johnny Cage ;)
Sure, wasn't sure which MK you wanted so I decided to choose. So have the more younger cocky version of Johnny. Hope I got his character right!
Yandere! Johnny Cage/Jonathan Carlton Concept
(Younger Johnny - MK2011/MK11)
Pairing: Romantic
Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Flirting/Persistence, Manipulation, Yandere feels bad for his behavior, Slight desperate yandere, Dubious/Forced relationship, Possessive behavior, Guilt tripping, Violence.
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The version of Johnny Cage I'll talk about this was when he was still your typical movie star.
This variation of Johnny is arrogant, cocky, and egotistical.
He loves being the center of attention even if others find him annoying.
He's selfish but soon proves he's heroic and selfless.
He has good intentions at heart... if you look past all the ego.
Young Johnny Cage would certainly be a handful compared to his older counterpart, which is why I chose to write for him.
He'd be persistent.
This version of Cage is certainly some sort of flirtatious playboy who is popular in the Hollywood scene.
He'd be the type to, when he first encounters you, flirt with you and call you all sorts of sweet pet names.
He quickly becomes an annoyance hell-bent on impressing you.
He thinks his fighting style and acting is enough to make you adore him.
Honestly, a flirtatious playboy yandere is a type I haven't done often.
Johnny may actually be capable of emotional manipulation, too.
He's good at acting, isn't he?
He acts so confident and tough.
In reality he's probably desperate and fantasizing about you to the point it's destroying him.
He doesn't like that you ignore or reject him.
He convinces himself to push further and try to make you see he's a catch.
Yet deep down he's disappointed and a bit upset you won't even look at him.
He'd definitely be the type to take pictures of the two of you then hide the Polaroids in some sort of pocket and journal.
Then he looks back at them later with a smile.
He prefers sticking around you all the time compared to stalking.
Then everyone knows that he's interested.
Much to your chagrin.
I have a feeling his persistent yandere personality would shift if you lost it at him.
Maybe you've had enough of his flirting and attempts to impress you.
Which eventually leads to you screaming at him to take a hint.
Bruising this man's ego changes how he acts around you.
He starts to feel bad about coming off too strong.
Johnny doesn't like the idea of losing you and adamantly apologizes to you.
He doesn't want you to hate him or lose his chances with you.
So he tries to behave himself and tones things down.
Who knows? Maybe after that you get with him.
Or he just figures he needs to force things a bit more.
Now let's talk about how he's like in a relationship, be it mutual or not.
Johnny loves to be affectionate.
His favorite parts of you are probably your lips to kiss.
But I feel we can all agree he is your typical butt/chest dude... he has the vibes.
He likes to have his arms around you.
While he still flirts he apologizes if it's too much.
Once he feels he has you he'll calm down on his advances.
Johnny feels like the type of person to throw punches over someone being near you.
Someone else flirts with you? Punch.
Someone hurt your feelings? Punch.
He feels it also impresses you, like he's defending you.
In the end it really only causes problems.
He gets so defensive about you.
Like he's insecure and afraid to lose you.
Johnny, at least his younger counterpart, wouldn't kidnap you.
He prefers to just stick around enough it drives everyone off.
He's easily jealous and possessive at times.
You can catch in his words towards others that he feels threatened when others show interest in you.
Which then leads to him bragging about already being in a relationship with you... regardless on if you actually are or not.
Johnny would be more likely to socially isolate you then physically isolate you.
Others don't want to be near you because they don't want to hear Johnny try to be the tough guy.
If you tried to leave him then I imagine he'd play with your emotions.
He guilt trips you and makes you feel bad.
Johnny would cling to you, saying he can't live without you.
If you still try to leave then he'll have subtle threats in his tone.
Johnny is fully capable of lethal force.
He's unwilling to use it... but if pushed... maybe he could snap.
However, he'd only think of using such excessive force to defend you.
Won't stop him from breaking a few noses and kicking some crotches though.
Overall, Young Johnny would be a flirtatious playboy at first but if you break his ego he'll tone it down.
Despite this he'll still be persistent and won't leave you alone...
He thinks you'll love him if you just give him a shot, isn't it such an opportunity to date a movie star?
"Come on, baby... won't you just give me a shot? I promise you won't regret it!"
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we all love avatar/bosch, but i offer you avatar/ed as a concept, because i'm deep in the ship trenches
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Ohh! Avatar/Ed is such an interesting ship. and srry for the wait! I didn't forget about you I swear! I honestly thought he would have more fics on tumblr because of how popular he is. And here I thought Bosch was the underappreciated one. Dude barely has 5 fics to his name. Also I didn’t know if this was a statement or a request, so I present you with some headcanons. Enjoy!
Ed doesn't want civilians getting caught in his fight to free people from Shadaloo's experiments. So he tells you that if you stay with him you may regret it.
He’s quite distant and cocky when he talks to people, so expect some push back when you try to get close to him.
That’s kind of expected when he tells you to get lost after you reached your full mastery with him.
He doesn't care about who you used to be or if you have regrets about the past, he only cares about the version of you in front of him. The You now.
His friends are important to him, they're like his family, so he would want you to be on good terms with them before he continues the relationship.
He hides most of his feelings behind a wall, but when he finds people he cares about Ed will develop a soft spot for them.
He's one of those people who can take a punch better than he can take a hug.
But that doesn't mean he'll push you away if you decide to be affectionate with him. He'll tense up at first, then he'll relax once he realizes you aren’t a threat.
Ed would want you to meet Balrog someday, and meet the man that shaped him to be who he is. Well...he'll bring you to him whenever Ed decides to reach out to him.
Every person who wields Physco Power uses it in a way to enhance their own individual skill. So he'll work with you to help you find your unique style to the best of his ability.
As your master and potentially your future bf, he wants to make sure you're not using Physco Power all willy-nilly. It's dangerous and he doesn't want you to get seriously hurt, despite you telling him you can handle yourself.
His observation skills are sharp so he can pick up small things about you that you probably haven't noticed about yourself. Like habits or certain mannerisms.
So he can tell when you really want something when your eyes linger on it for a split second longer. Which he ends up getting for you because he likes to see you smile.
Ed can also see when you want to be affectionate with him in public. He saw you catching glances at his hands when walking beside him. But you tucked your hands in your pockets after a while of contemplating. He reluctantly offered his hand to you, because as much as he hates PDA he likes you more.
He still has nightmares every so often that makes him wake up in a cold sweat, so please hug him and tell him everything's fine.
In SF6 there are hints of corruption in his KO win pose where he laughs manically. He snaps out of it fairly quickly when you point it out and gets ashamed for letting his emotions get the best of him.
As much as a hard ass he is, he appreciates it if you check up on him just like he does with you.
Like that fortune teller said, Ed is scared of losing himself and turning into something else. Would you even recognize him?
He does get concerned if he hasn’t heard from you in a while, which prompts him to go on a full-blown search. Even if you don’t think it isn’t a big deal, he does. So he wants to make sure you’re okay.
If you’re not feeling well mentally, he’ll lend his ear to you. He has his fair share of rough days, but if there’s anything he can do to relieve some of your stress he’ll do it.
On the flip side, he doesn’t want to pick fights with you but it sometimes happens when he gets frustrated. Ed has a lot of burden on his shoulders and it doesn’t help if you’re always sticking your nose in dangerous situations all the time.
He cares, he really does. It’s just that he doesn’t want anything bad to happen to you.
Falke would knock some sense into him if he ever goes too far and forces him to apologize to you. Makes him get on his knees and everything.
Balrog was his unofficial official father figure so Ed picked up on some of his habits later on in life. Good and bad. And his inability to show his emotions without it turning into frustration is one of them.
He’ll try to tone it down for you in the future, but it is something he’s going to have a hard time with, especially since he’s already having an internal conflict with himself on a daily basis.
There are 2 types of kisses I can see him giving: short and abrupt or long and passionate. It depends on his mood and if he’s in public. He would hate to be seen as that couple who can’t stop locking lips at the train station. He’ll get embarrassed.
He would also want to spar against you and help you fix your form when you’re off balance. As mean as it sounds, he’ll make you fall on your ass and tell you to do it again. In his head, he’s teaching you how to be a better fighter. But if it gets too much, tell him. And he’ll adjust his demeanor towards you.
Like those cheesy romcoms. Ed would give you his oversized jacket when it got too cold outside. But don���t tease him too much about it because he’ll threaten to take it back. He won’t.
Ed roams freely at night, so most of your dates will consist of street food and fighting. He also likes to go to the movies with you and watch those shitty horror movies whenever he has downtime.
But ultimately, he’s never in one place for too long. And if you want to keep in contact with him, you better like long-distance relationships.
Because of the distance, he’ll call you at least once a day no matter where he is, because he wants to hear your voice. How’s it been? Are you doing okay? Any assholes giving you shit? Etc.
But similar to his father, if things get too dangerous on his end, he’ll contemplate cutting you off from his life.
He's the type of lover who genuinely wants the best for you, with or without him.
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avatarrecom · 8 months
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Your headcannons give me life! I’m sorry if I bug you too much though! I have one more that’s been at the forefront of my mind and I promise I’ll stop asking every few days. How would the recoms react if they accidentally hurt a human reader? Either something bad like breaking an arm or something simple like a bruise or knocking them down?
They accidentally hurt you
Pairing: Poly!recoms x Human!reader
Word count: 1306
A/N: Thank you so much nonnie !<3 and don't worry, you don't bug me at all! And please don't stop asking every few days, I love getting requests! (I'm pretty sure not a lot of different people send me asks, so please continue!) I've been really in the mood to write lately (especially one-shots) but sometimes I don't really have a idea's for a plot, so let me know if you have any more ideas!
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🌍 Recom Miles Quaritch He would feel so guilty and blame himself so much. How could he have been so careless to the point of hurting you? When he sees your tears, it's almost impossible for him to control his anger — he promised himself he would never hurt you, but here we are. It's honestly a scary sight; you know he's not angry at you, but he's so angry at himself that you don't even dare to say anything. Instead, you go find Ja. Once he's calmed down, he'll come to see you and make sure you're feeling better. He'll apologize over and over again, and he'll be extra affectionate to make up for what happened.
😈 Recom Lyle Wainfleet You wouldn't lie - you were fully aware of the risks when you started dating those ten 9 ft tall aliens. Maybe Lyle was too, but that didn't stop him from feeling absolutely terrible when his tail accidentally pushed you, causing you to crash into the wall. The impact against the wall made you cry out in pain, and Lyle was immediately by your side, apologizing profusely. The bump on your head wasn't too serious, but it still hurt. You reassured Lyle that everything was alright and that you weren't angry, it was just an unfortunate accident. After making sure you would be okay for a moment, he goes looking for Ja, while screaming bloody murder.
🍬 Recom Z-dog At first, she can't believe it. She never intended to hurt you so badly that you passed out. She becomes extremely angry with herself and starts yelling for you to wake up, but you don't respond. If you're curious about Z-dog's weakness, well, congratulations - you've found it. She sits by your bedside until the moment you finally wake up. She asks everyone else to leave the room, so it's just the two of you, and she genuinely looks upset for once. She knows she went too far, even for herself, so she tells you that she wouldn't blame you if you decided to break up with her. But of course, you don't, because the damage isn't permanent and accidents happen, right? She's there for you so much in the following weeks, not caring if it makes her appear weak or if people tease her (they'll get punched if they do). She just wants to make it up to you because she hates the fact that she hurt you, and she'll do anything to make it right.
🥽 Recom Walker When she realizes that it was her fault you got hurt, she'll quickly bring you back to Ja to get you fixed up. If he's not available, she'll take care of you herself. She'll feel terrible because she loves you and her role is to keep you safe, not cause you harm. You mean the world to her and she's afraid that you might lose trust in her, but that's not true at all.
😎 Recom Mansk Instant panic. He never wanted to hurt you, and it was a shock to see you hurt. He knew he had to take care of you and make it right. You tried to calm him down, but he was really upset. You knew he would never hurt you, but it was sweet to see him rushing to get the first aid kit. He patched you up and you could see how sorry he was. You gave him a kiss and told him it was okay. He hugged you tight and you felt so loved. The next day, your room was filled with your favorite things - flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry. He really knows how to make it up to you!
🧯 Recom Prager He's absolutely horrified. His biggest fear is making a mistake and causing you to be frightened of him. As soon as he realizes he's hurt you, he becomes completely frozen until he comes back to his senses. Then, he'll quickly come to where you are, embracing you tightly and apologizing sincerely. He'll hurry to take you to Ja to get you properly bandaged. You understand his fears and reassure him that you will never be scared of him, and that what happened was just a small mistake.
⚕️ Recom Ja When Ja saw the wound, he stayed calm and immediately apologized. "I'm so sorry, my love," he said before going to grab his first aid kit. Meanwhile, you stayed in the kitchen, holding your arm. Since Ja is a medic, it came as no surprise that he efficiently stitched up the wound. "All done," he announced, gently placing a bandage on it and giving it a kiss. "I really am sorry, love." For the next few days, Ja followed you around, constantly checking up on you. He even growled at anyone who got too close to you, and he made sure to remind your other partners to be extra careful, especially with their tails.
🧢 Recom Brown From the very beginning, he feels incredibly guilty. He jumps right in and does everything he can to assist. Even though it was simply an accident, he takes it to heart and is quite tough on himself. It truly saddens you because afterwards, he becomes afraid to even touch you. He believes you're scared of him and you have to reassure him that you would never be scared of him. It takes some time for the tension to ease, but once it does, he becomes even more careful and considerate around you.
📿 Recom Lopez He stood frozen in place, unsure of what to do. But then, when he heard you make a noise of pain, he sprang into action. He quickly picked you up as you applied more pressure to the wound on your lower arm, and swiftly carried you back to the med bay. He started moving everything out of his way, searching for the medical kit. Finally, he found the kit, but realized he had no idea how to help. He was more accustomed to causing harm than healing. "I got it," you said, taking the kit from his hand and starting to treat yourself. He felt awful, absolutely terrible. He just stood there, watching you, wanting to learn how to fix injuries so he could help you if it happened again. "It's okay, Lopez. You didn't hear me. I should have called out or something. It was my fault," you reassured him, even though deep down he knew it wasn't true. He shouldn't have been holding a dagger when you were the only one around. Once your arm was taken care of, you moved to hug him, and he hugged you back tightly, as a way of apologizing.
⛓️ Recom Fike After he hurts you, you feel like he needs to be the one being comforted. The moment you catch a glimpse of his pained and horrified expression, all the pain you were feeling instantly fades away. Without hesitation, you rush over to him, gently pulling him down to his knees and placing a reassuring hand on his face. You let him know that you're okay and there's absolutely no reason for him to blame himself. He's there for you, helping you clean up and making sure you're alright. From that moment on, he becomes incredibly cautious and careful around you, always mindful of your well-being. If you kindly ask him not to bother Ja to check up on you because you're perfectly fine, he'll respect your wishes. However, as time goes by, his anxiety starts to get the best of him and he can't help but seek out Ja. He confides in him, explaining what happened and requesting that he checks up on you. It's important for him to hear multiple times, from both you and your other partners, that he shouldn't blame himself for what happened.
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pigeonwit · 5 months
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list of billie the kid moments that was the most memorable to u? 🫶🏼 so happy u got to see it btw !!
i'm going to make some nice in-depth notes for all the other billie fans here at some point, but those are for sure going to go into spoiler territory and also! i'm eepy. so instead we get my top ten most memorable moments of billie the kid. to be clear, most of these are paraphrased as my memory isn't perfect, and none of you get context.
10.
mary-beth having a romantic fantasy of elvis (as jesus) spiriting her away on a motorcycle to be his bride. yes, this is only number ten.
9.
mouse: i'm sorry, you just realized you're gay and you're saying you DON'T wanna bump uglies with this EXQUISITE male specimen?!
david: ...
david: thanks mouse 😌
[and then he twirls]
8.
peaches, full gremlin mode: OOOH secrets, secrets and LIES!!
mouse, even more gremlin mode: dirty, dirty CLOSET secrets!!
7.
mouse: y'all know there's no starbucks here, right?
brodie: i know where the starbucks is, THANK YOU >:(
6.
when gez and conway came up before the show to talk about how they became friends and created the show, but specifically this bit
gez: i would show conway my bad songs about the drummer in my band who didn't like me back- conway, dying: gez: and conway would show me their terrible beat poetry about the friend they didn't like- conway, DYING:
5.
just all the love mouse got from their family. peaches calling them her brother, defending them from their bullies even if it means losing out on a sale - david constantly hugging, patting, hair-ruffling them as if they were his own brother, BECAUSE THEY ARE - brodie giving mouse little affectionate play-punches, two near-strangers bonding over their shared ostracisation - billie TACKLING them into a hug, so eager to love this kid the way they deserve to be loved - even milky abel drawing a line in his bigotry and saying 'tell the little one i'm sorry. this never should've happened.'
4.
all of confederate fag, my new anthem, but especially this:
david: yeah, you can try and kill me [flips off everyone on stage] OHHHH but i got there FIRST!!! HAHA!!!
(i know i said no context but like,,, man. the way they have david reclaim his trauma. the long standing queer tradition of taking what's thrown at you and wearing it with pride. yeah, he nearly died. but none of you fuckers had the balls to do it. it was all him, baby)
3.
olivia saunders' visceral scream during 'outlaw' - or, more accurately, how she went from viscerally screaming to riffing like a goddess in seconds.
2.
mouse's entire solo during 'daisies'. that's me. that kid is me. that little fourteen year old trans kid reminiscing about playing with their action men and their barbies, staining the dress they didn't want to wear, plucking daisies from a field and wearing them like a crown for a king - they're me and i'm them and we are each other and that is eternal. daisies, baby. we keep rising up and there's no getting rid of us.
aaaaand my number one most memorable billie the kid moment is:
david: stick by your boyfriend. if he really is gay, he's gonna need all the help he can get. and besides [spoken with the bitchiest tone, the haughtiest head-tilt, and a cunt matched only by god herself] he AIN'T my type 🙄
[and then he twirls again]
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writers-requiem · 1 year
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husband! Death Wolf x GN! Reader
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Straight up, very affectionate. He craves your affection and he hates not being able to give you the same amount of treatment. As the Grim Reaper, he has a very busy schedule.
When he gets the chance to, he will SMOTHER you in cuddles and kisses. He is down BAD for you.
Sometimes, when you come home from school/college/work, you'll see him in the kitchen cooking your favorite meal for dinner, or in the morning you'll catch him making your favorite breakfast.
Your first meeting with him was interesting. He was due to take you, but when he learned that you needed to undergo chemotherapy to treat your cancer (sorry if this is a sensitive topic for you) he felt like you deserved a better life, and you were so young when it happened.
Since then he has always kept a close eye on you, making sure anything that would kill you wouldn't, either by placing a cushioning item or by disarming/killing the person or thing that tried to kill you.
Speaking of protective, he is OVERPROTECTIVE as all get-out! The INSTANT he notices something looks a little too fishy, he quickly stands behind you and puts his arm around your waist and holds one of his sickles at the person's throat, making it clear he will cut thier lives short if they threaten those under his protection.
When he first reveals himself to you at long last, he's a little shy, surprising considering that he's the Grim Reaper, but he doesn't know how to process these feelings he has for you.
"H-hello, (Y/N)." He said timidly. You took a step closer and saw an ever so slight blush appear on the wolf's cheeks. He took a step back and then it started to click in your head. But you wanted to be sure. "Glad to see you are in good health mi amo-" He quickly rushed to cover your ears to stop you from hearing him say something in Spanish. You didn't even understand what he was saying since you didn't understand the Spanish language. You notice his breaths are rattled and out of rhythm.
You put your hands on his fluffy cheeks, his fur was so soft and warm, in his eyes you saw a longing that you hadn't seen before. He pulled away and started ranting to himself in Spanish to keep you from knowing what's going on with him. "¿¡Por qué no puedes decir que los amas!? ¡Gah! estúpido estúpido estúpido!" He punched the tree he was hiding behind in anger and then he turned back to you, his blush now more present than before.
"Forgive me..." He said. "I-I am not use to handling these emotions as I have never felt this way before, for anyone." Then you had your confirmation, he was attracted to you. In that moment, you held his cheeks and pulled him in, for a sweet and tender kiss. You lose yourself in this moment, and he loses himself too, wrapping his arms around your waist and pushing his tongue so domineering and passionate you almost lose your balance.
He pushes the two of you against the tree with your back to it. You hear his claws digging into the tree but it's drowned out by the sounds of your kissing. "Te amo (Y/N)." He said. You didn't understand Spanish at all, but based on the context of the moment, you knew he was saying 'I love you'. When you had the chance, you said those words back. "I love you too."
A few months later, and you both decided that on the date of your first kiss will be the day of your wedding.
Back to present headcannons
He loves to whisper sweet nothings into your ear when he gets the chance.
While your sleeping, he'll keep pulling you closer into his sturdy frame.
Every chance he gets to spend the whole day with you, he takes it and takes you to your favorite places, weather it be the park, arcade, the mall, or the woods.
He is hopelessly in love with you. He will never stop thinking about you in the back of his mind.
He also made you a copy of his poncho to keep you warm in the colder months as well as to remember him by if you start feeling lonely.
Overall, great husband. 10/10. Would recommend.
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For the headcanons ask thing - Harriet Hook?
Realistic
Yeah, so I spent far too much time thinking over the hierarchy in the port, and this is my qualified analysis ✨, in which all semi-insulting words are used in the most affectionate way possible, because I love them, Your Honour.
Anyway.
Both Harriet and Uma have pirate crews, right? (Also, Rise timeline is a suggestion because you don't get that kind of loyalty in that short time. You just don't.)
So. Two pirate crews, right?
Harriet's probably a bit better established, because Harriet is older and doesn't spend half her time fighting a petty feud with Mal.
On the other hand, Uma is That Bitch (affectionate), and decides that she'd like a little more control, thank you for asking.
(They might or might not fight. It is the most terrifying time the Isle kids can remember.)
Eventually, Harriet's reaction is essentially this: „What are you doing, girl?! Why are you doing this?! Really?! ... Oh, wait. I have, like, actual free time now. Keep doing it.“
(Look, she is tired. She deserves a break.)
...Yeah, no. She still doesn't know how to relax. But she now has the free time to do so! Occasionally!
Only too bad her favourite hobbies include wrestling with crocodiles and yelling at Judge Frollo.
(Fortunately for the Isle, she also has more time to keep CJ from blowing shit up. Which is a full time job in itself.)
Unrealistic but funny
There is a competition among the siblings over who can tag their name on the most ridiculous/impressive place.
Harriet is winning, despite the fact that no one ever sees ger in action. Which would be because out of her siblings, she is the only one with enough common sense to ditch her bright red cloak when doing shit that will likely upset a great number of dangerous people.
(She got her name on one of the the towers of Maleficent's castle; Harry got Castle across the way by flirting with Evie, and Frollo's is basically a free real estate.)
Heartbreaking
I think she has an alcohol problem. It runs in the family.
Her hangovers are the reasons CJ swore to never ever drink. (Also, CJ is a control freak and dreads losing control of her mind. Harriet, on the other hand, would like to forget. Everything.)
(Harry, as usual, is in the middle of the scale.)
Canon is a suggestion ✨
Once in Auradon, she and Uma get *psychotherapy license*, to help their crews, 'cos, you know, „if you wanna something done right, you gotta do it yourselves.“
(Yes, she does this without admiting she needs therapy herself. She has issues.)
She becomes Ben's therapist, because come on, the boy needs it, and because Uma would be biased in this case.
Like, yeah, her advice might consist mostly of „Punch them.“ („Can't do that unless I want to start a war.“ „...Punch them only a little?“) and „Sometimes, it's okay to start biting people,“ and „Cheers, I'll drink to that!“, but Ben adores her. She does give helpful advice occasionally and, what's more important, doesn't care that he is the High King of Auradon in the slightest.
She just gives no fuck.
Unlike all Auradonian therapists who are gonna dance around King's and Queen's feelings, she is not afraid to call him out when he is about to make a stupid decision or when he is being too nice for his own good.
Also, this lovely conversation between Mal and Ben:
Mal: „Ben? Why did you just throw Queen Leah out of the palace indefinitely?“
Ben: „My therapist told me, and I quote, to ‚never take any shit from that awful abusive old hag of a queen ever again.“
Mal: „...She was yelling the whole time she was packing her bags.“
Ben: „Not my problem.“
Mal: „You need a better therapist.“
Ben: „What is wrong wrong with Harriet?“
Mal, at the verge of panic attack: „Who the fuck gave Harriet Hook a therapy license?!“
(Ben invites Audrey to stay over until her grandmother cools off.)
And of course, this sweet exchange once Mal storms Harriet's office (on the off day she actually bothers to come)
Mal: „You are a therapist?! Why- What?!“
Harriet: gestures to the license on the wall
Mal: „Yeah! Who the fuck let you have that?!“
Harriet: „Oh, yeah. Trust me. I have no idea why they even let me take that course. I mean, look at me.“
Uma, from the office next door: „That would be because you cheated on your own psycho-evaluation exam!“
Harriet, shrugging: „Oh, yeah. That would do it. I have almost forgotten about that.“
(Say what you want, the pirate Captains are very effective therapists for the Isle kids.)
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spacexseven · 2 years
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ok im sure you're Sick! of hearing about this by now BUT I woke up in a cold sweat last night to write this... I promise I can come up with other things...
ok consider this: dazai going from a mostly sadistic yan to mostly affectionate, possibly delusional for subordinate... maybe dazai decides to spy on them on their day off with their family, but instead of getting fuel to torment his favorite punching bag he just feels... weird, seeing them so carefree. or maybe he winds up injured on a mission and instead of leaving him for the wolves they actually take care of him, until backup arrives, and help can't help but wish they were the one securing his new bandages instead of stupid mori. or maybe mori starts assigning them to new teams to test their progress and dazai gets anxious, seeing them get on so well with other members... hes gonna get them back after this right? RIGHT??? please don't give his puppy away to stinky ol chuuya he'll take good care of them from now on he SWEARS.
either way, he walks away from the encounter depressed with longing. suddenly, his bed is empty to sleep in, to the point where he rifles through their personal effects to steal a shirt he can snuggle up to to catch a couple hours rest.
he gives into the feelings pretty quick after he starts losing himself in daydreams of being soft with his cute subordinate, even getting shy when he talks to them (which. huh?). subordinates pulled off missions (bad puppy, dangerous!!), legs almost too numb to stand with how often dazai wants to curl up in their lap like a housecat, and every time dazai sees them he practically shrieks in delight, begs for their attention even when hes in the middle of something else (is he not embarrassed??)
when he finally mumbles "i love you" against their lips, usually soulless eyes full to bursting with it, a cold dread washes over them. if there was a way out of this before, there certainly isn't now.
of course, dazai never really loses interest in tormenting his subordinate, its just always followed up with being drowned in affection now which is TOTALLY for your sake not his. have fun getting injured on purpose so dazai can live out his fantasies of nursing you back to health like a baby bird lol
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ahhh don't worry i'm not sick of it all :D i love clingy dazai
cw: obsession, implied violence towards darling from dazai
"dazai can live out his fantasies of nursing you back to health like a baby bird" describes him best.
like he's always hovering and fretting but he's trying to hide it, 'cos everyone's used to him bullying you at any chance he gets, how weird would it be to see dazai all clingy and whiny right after telling you to do some humiliating task for him? it's really awkward when mori's telling him about transferring to an actual team now that you've made good progress and dazai's all like "no. no way. they're not ready for that."
"but dazai, you've been training them for a year now..."
"so? still not ready."
and yea, mori's the boss, but even he's a little terrified of dazai, so he complies, despite knowing how dangerous this whole thing was.
despite how he genuinely just wanted to get a kick out of you and have someone at his side like a pet at first, once you do something good for him even though he's only ever made your life a living hell, dazai is convinced you must secretly love him. no wonder you never once asked to be transferred or to run away (it's not because you're scared of mori and dazai, definitely not!) he's used to people finding him attractive, but this is you, who he also has a not so subtle crush? infatuation? with, so, it's different.
once he's convinced himself of this, everything changes. suddenly, his little kicks aren't as painful—or were you just developing muscle? he's stopping you from going on any missions that aren't only with him, forcing you to stay inside and do paperwork?! or bring him snacks, which he makes you feed him. it's so weird to see him plastered at your side all the time, and while he still likes bossing you around, it's less violent than before (for now, at least. sometimes he just gets up and for no reason, decides to injure you—but it's better than the previous times he'd throw you into a fight with a proficient ability user and turn the other way)
once he decides the two of you are totally in love and he finally confesses, it's really over. he'll never 'lose interest' like you might have been previously hoping, he'll never just decide you're no fun to kick around anymore and pick on someone else. it's really just you for him for...probably a long time. well, at least he actually tries to nurse you back to health this time, even if the bandages are a little too tight and his stitching is uneven, and his habits of kissing each wound because "love helps it heal faster" gets on your nerves. better than nothing, right?
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ninjamelissajulien · 3 months
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Rewatching Crystalized after a long time- here are my thoughts.
The first third isn’t bad (season 1), honestly it’s still funny
Fugidove you weirdo (affectionate)
I still hate the mayor/the new ninja/ronin
Pythor you bitch (derogatory)
Nya my beloved, how they wasted your potential
Skylor my beloved, how they wasted your potential
Pixal my beloved, how they wasted your potential
Mechanic you motherfucker
HARUMI MY BELOVED CHILD YOUVE RETURNED TO ME
I hate how they changed the overlords voice, rebooted was the best version
I think the overlord intercepted harumi’s soul while it was on its way to the departed realm. Overlord can never truly die, so he’s stuck in an ethereal void. That’s why no one else was around
Harumi, my beloved scrimbly, your body was literally crushed and probably impaled by rebar and concrete
Oni temple still ugly as shit
“Fall of the monastery” is homophobic because my favorite girls got the shit kicked out of them and I’m gay so it’s homophobic
Also Pythor is misogynistic like bro Nya saved your ass from wohira
Also mechanic is misogynistic
Fantastic fights tho
MINI PIXES
I love the minipix 7 saved her mama first 🥹
We did not need the fakeout death for Nya
I love the samurai x mech and Nya’s Sam x outfit
I think they took off the overeffect on pixals voice in Darkness within - that just gave Crystalized extra bonus points in my book
Lloyd dangling sideways is so stupid but funny
Ok but like that wasn’t the last time you fought, technically that was the SECOND to last time shitlord, Zane killed you last time lmao
The coming 👀 of the king
But they didn’t lose??? They killed you???
Golden master was better tbh
Ah, the ugliest fortress in the entire series
Uglyass motherfucker
Harumi my scrimbly
Harumi really be like I hate you but maybe we could be friends but also no I despise you but maybe???
ACAB
Harumis such a brat- I love her so much
GARMADON RETURNS
Garmadon is the funniest motherfucker
The fact that they didn’t get to fully acknowledge Harumi and Garmadon is a missed opportunity
Christofern is an innocent victim
Mechanic motherfucker I want you to die
I forgot about Zane’s head trauma reverting him to the ice emperor. Such a missed opportunity
MISAKO MY BELOVED!!!!!
T*mmy fuck off
Pixal being a badass like usual. Queen!!!!
They put her effect back over her voice
JESUS CHRIST ZANE
ronin redeeming himself 🫡
Pythor you annoying bitch
SKYLOR YOU ARE A QUEEN I’d let you punch me any day
When skylor put her hand on Cole’s head, his scar was glowing
Skylor god I love you
Kai you got trauma we need to discuss
RACER 7 aka BLAZY H. SPEED!!!!!
I would burn everything for Pixal
Jennifer you say the word and I would kill for you
THE PIXANE SPIN
“You brought me back.”
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Pixal has the coolest mechs because she deserves it
Garmadon sprint past, screeching, with a barrel is my favorite
“Uh oh? What does uh oh mean?” A callback to season 13 💙
“Pet plant” Lloyd that’s your brother have some respect
I’m gonna be honest- I forgot the overlord was the literal threat this season 😭😭😭
Why do the dragonites have tits????
I literally still can’t believe they have to “jump up kick back whip around and spin”
And the reveal was when the paper was “fold” ed you motherfuckers
Why did the coolest form of the overlord come TWO EPISODES AT THE END
Coles crew showed up
VANIA MY BELOVED SCRIMBLY
MINIPIX
MAYA EDNA BENTHO LOU (💔)
SALLY YOU QUEER QUEEN
Dragon form is literally so dope tho
I’m still not a fan of the “plot twist” with the overlord x devourer
Anyways KICK HIS ASS HARUMI GO BABY GIRL GO
Mechanic shut the fuck up honestly
OKINO
Cole mocking Vangelis is so fucking funny
It hurts to see Lou honesty knowing he’ll never speak again
ADAM
VANIA MY BELOVED
Is it me or is Kai really handsome in his dragon form
Cole and Vania’s hug 🥹
PIXANE SPIN 2.0
Oni Lloyd my beloved
ROTSM 2: Electric Boogaloo
I like to think that it is the ninjas spirits that protected Lloyd and defeated the overlord, not a golden power
Inner Steel is a good song shut up
Overall honestly not a bad season, has some hiccups and missed opportunities but not as bad as I think it’s judged
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silentmoths · 2 years
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I saw your Sneznaya punching bag character and you mentioned her being in multiple yandere stories so I got curious; Which of those stories do you consider the most damning to the OC and which one was the, well idk if I can call it best scenario😂😂😂 hahaha but, least painful or damning one to her?
Also, I saw your drawing of her with horns! My mind is thinking of many ideas but it’s mainly wondering if a yandere Zhongli would force her to become an adeptus? 🗿💀😭
And finally, how’ve you been? :3 I hope you’re doing well recently ♥️💕
*cracks knuckles* OH BOY BUCKLE UP BECAUSE MIL DOESN'T HAVE A VERY GOOD TIME.
General OC ramblings below, dark, honestly if her scenario's get any worse I might have to start tagging her as dead dove like, yeesh.
So, alot of the scenario's she's been put in? all follow a very similar path and then branch out, she's always a fresh face in Liyue, new administrator at the bank who catches Zhongli's eye and awakens a very jealous, posessive dragon.
Always ends up getting yoinked and for a good long while, believes Zhongli really IS looking out for her best interests, he's kind, affectionate, a little firm when he has to be (to keep her safe, of course!)
alot of these scenario's also include @ainescribe's KNY crossover OC Mochi, who also happens to catch Zhongli's eye because 'ooo that outlander is cute but also very naive let's see where this goes'
Can guarentee the 100% best case scenario is them both escaping, and actually returning to...well, essentially Japan. Mil wasn't expecting to go with them but honestly she flourishes there; no scary dragon gods chasing em down, no judgemental parents, just some goddamn PEACE.
Now, worst case scenario's... hm.. well the scenario of Mil aiding mochi's escape from Zhongli, and staying behind as distraction comes to mind, because there's an off chance that Mochi either does not survive, or ends up mortally wounded, and Zhongli is an ass and tells Mil they're dead, which breaks her completely and she just...loses hope and ends up stuck as Li's little treasure forever.
Now depending on how bad that break is? If it leads to her becoming suicidal, Zhongli takes action and forcibly turns her into an adeptus so A: she cant fucking kill herself (honestly darling why would you ever do something so foolish-)
B: can stay with him forever.
however, for context behind that one lil picture of her with the horns?
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Actually came from one of the better scenario's.
Mil ended up falling into the abyss sometime after childe, gaining similar powers but also a touch of memory loss, she doesn't remember falling into the abyss until a knock to the head jumpstarts things. She does some...pretty horrible shit and comes to regret it later.
Shy as she is and with the anxiety that everyone knows she was the cause of a whole lot of bad shit finally gets to her and she chugs an adeptal medicine made specifically for Zhongli to help purge him of abyssal energy she had forced into him as a form of revenge.
she nearly fucking dies of course, and has a very bad time, in order to stabalize her, Zhongli,who had seen the error of his ways and wanted to do right by mil, throws some of his own adepal magic into her to help stabalize her body as it comes off of it's reliance on the abyss.
poor kid. she really do be needing some therapy.
ALSO IM DOING VERY WELL, work is picking up, insomnia is at an all time high but eh, shit b like that
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introvert--weeb · 3 years
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Hello! I love reading your works but can i have request?
If it's not too much i request for a mikey, draken, mitsuya,angry,smiley,ran and rindou (sorry if it's too much, i love them all i can't pick) with a s/o bakugou katsuki? But the s/o is a bit calmer since she have a angry management but when she snaps she became the explosive queen?(lmao) and called someone extras,nerd,shitty and when fight she keeps saying "DIEEE!"
Oh God! I love this idea so much!
And of course I can write for all of them! I really don't have that much of a limit on how many characters I'm willing to write about in one request 😅 I'm also really glad you enjoy my other writings :)
Thank you for requesting and I hope you enjoy it!!
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Mikey, Draken, Mitsuya, Smiley, Angry, Ran, Rindo with a fem!Bakugo Katsuki!reader
TW: mentions of language, anger management, violence, name calling
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Mikey
Just like Mikey, you would like to give others nicknames rather than call them by their actual name. However, while the blond would simply add '-chin' at the end of names or change the way it's said, you would create these nicknames by either how annoying they were to you or if you were friends, by their features.
You were like a firecracker. Short fuse and when it was lit, you were explosive in both your words and actions. Many of Toman had learnt this the hard way. Especially poor Baji. He had made a comment that had set you off, next thing he knew he was facing the sky as Draken and Mikey were holding you back. Never again did he make the mistake of saying something that would upset you.
While you were usually OK if not provoked, there were times when you couldn't hold back. This was especially true when it came down to fights. Even the Invincible Mikey knew to not get too close during these moments. After all, he had witnessed what happened to those that had.
You would be the loudest and most explosive on that entire battlefield. It was intimidating for the rival gang when you had gotten into the zone. Yells of you telling all those 'extras' to get out of your way, with each punch you would scream out for them to 'die'. Yep, the others are going to get as far away from you as possible.
Would be back to your calm self after letting all your frustrations out. This is what surprises your boyfriend the most. You could be yelling at people to die as you punched them only to become sweet and innocent afterwards. It did remind him to never provoke you to the point of you losing it.
Draken
No one could understand how Draken had ended up with someone as arrogant as you. You made it no secret that you believed in your skills as a fighter, even looking down on others you deemed too weak.
However, this was mainly to make sure others knew that you should be taken seriously. Being a girl in a gang, especially the girlfriend of the Vice Captain, had others looking down on you all the time. You were strong on your own merits. You didn't need to be dating Draken to get people to notice this.
Most of the time, you were pretty calm and people felt they could approach you without any harm coming towards them. After all, you were actually a nice person under all that harsh exterior. But they still made sure to watch what they said around you, remembering how short your fuse was.
When you snapped, the person who got you to that point best start praying for their life or running as far away as they could. You were known to be quite agile when it came to fights and this would be no exception. A swift punch to their face followed by you yelling for them to 'die you shitty extra'!
Ken would never admit it but you terrified him when you got like this. After all, he was the Vice Captain to one of the strongest delinquent gangs in Tokyo. He shouldn't be scared of a girl that was shorter than him. People reminded him that he could stop you by picking you up. Draken knew this wouldn't do anyone any good.
"Ken-ny, you not going to stop her?" Mikey asked, appearing at the side of the taller blond while munching on his dorayaki. Draken just sighed before explaining that he couldn't. In fact, he doesn't even believe that Mikey could stop you when you got like this. The best course of action was to just let you have your fill so you could calm down.
The poor boy who had lit your fuse was now lying black and blue on the ground, blood pouring out of his now-broken nose. You simply blew a strand of hair from your face before making your way to your boyfriend, not wanting to talk about the incident.
Mitsuya
Being a pacifist, Mitsuya didn't agree with how fast you would turn to violence when you lost your patience with somebody. After all, he was a firm believer in that most situations can be sorted by talking it through. So people were really shocked when it came to light you were dating.
You were both the complete opposites of each other in how you dealt with overwhelming stress. However, you both did make a great couple when it came to other aspects in the relationship. It's just people hardly saw that. And nobody seemed to remember that you were actually quite a calm person who just so happened to have a short fuse.
What seemed to set your fuse of the most is when others looked down on you or your boyfriend. People seemed to think that because he didn't actively fight those he had a disagreement with.
So when someone dared to talk smack about your beloved Takashi, you were not going to take it. And so, that is how Mitsuya was trying his best to hold you back as you were shouting and trying to kick out at the person that had made you angry.
"Let go of me, Takashi! I'm gonna rip that shitty nerd's arms off, that's all!" You may have been trying to convince your boyfriend to let you go but the threat of removing the arms of the boy was keeping him from doing so. Even the boy who had annoyed you had begun to feel scared for his safety and so chose this moment to walk away.
"Oi! Get back here you damn extra! I'll kill you!"
Mitsuya simply held you until you calmed down, softly shushing you as you yelled out more threats. But when you finally had calmed down enough, that was when Mitsuya would begin to lecture you on how violence and threats were uncalled for in situations like that. Although he would express his gratitude that you stood up for him.
Smiley
You both would get on so well together. Same energy and love for violence and threatening people. in fact, you both would tell each other "I'll kill you" (affectionately of course) when the other was being annoying. The best type of relationship.
You would definitely give Smiley a nickname that only you would call him. And Nahoya would reciprocate with his own nicknames he had for you. They would definitely just be affectionate insults.
When you would be on dates, Smiley would love how you muttered under your breath about all the extras and nerds that were getting in your way. Sometimes you may actually call them that to their face if it was a particularly bad day, scaring the poor souls at how aggressive you seemed.
Nahoya would ride his bike with you clinging to his back. You would both ride around Shibuya, speeding around corners just to feel that adrenaline high you both would crave. Sometimes you would both find yourselves in a fight against people that made fun of you both.
Smiley loved watching how intense you became. It was like a switch flipped in your mind, turning you into a small ball of pure rage. Shouts of 'DIE' could be heard throughout the streets of Shibuya as you delivered blow after blow against your opponent. This was when he knew you were perfect for each other.
Angry
You would remind Souya of a female Nahoya, just without the constant smile. No, instead you would usually appear unapproachable with your resting bitch face.
Angry would be the sweeter of the two brothers and so would do anything to keep you safe. But that was easier said than done. As you were a lot like Nahoya, you would get annoyed easily and quickly resort to violence.
The main reasons why you ended up In fights was to protect your cute boyfriend. One comment on how he looked stupid with his angry expression and the person was seeing stars. There was no way you could let someone get away with making stupid comments about Souya! These damn extras needed to learn their place in the world!
Your anger made your vision red. The word 'die' seemed to become a lot more frequent, to the point where your victim was beginning to genuinely fear for their life.
Souya had to grab your arm to get you to stop. He was scared that you could end up getting hurt or worse, you could end up going through with your threat. He didn't know what he would do if you ended up in juvenile detention. Especially if you could be there for 10 years.
"Please stop Y/N!" The fact his voice was so teary is what had snapped you from this rage-filled trance. Turning your attention to the blue haired Kawata, you got off the now unconscious boy and decided it would be best to continue your hang out in an attempt to calm down.
Ran
He would love how you had two sides to you. One side was calm yet arrogant, similar to his own, while the other side happened to be his favourite. You would explode and takedown a handful of gang members on your own.
Ran wouldn't admit it out loud to anyone but you, but he found the second side so hot. Maybe it was how you moved so elegantly as you dodged each punch before dealing your own? Or maybe it was the strength you used behind each throw you aimed towards your opponent? Either way, he thought you were a damn work of art.
It really didn't take a lot to get you to switch. However, you made sure not to explode when Ran or Rindo was testing your patience. You may have agility and strength but you were nothing against their combo. However, Ran would never hurt you and Rindo would only gently restrain your limbs. It would definitely be just to show you that you were not on their level.
You often followed the brothers when they were going to deal with gangs that tried to muscle in on Roppongi. That could not be forgiven. After all, Roppongi belongs to the Haitani brothers.
While the brothers were busy with the leaders, you would be left to take out the others. It would be a struggle but you could manage most of them.
"You damn extras need to learn not to take what doesn't belong to you!" Another one had fallen. This continued until Ran and Rindo finally dealt with the leaders. It was an obvious victory for the brothers.
"You look so hot splattered with blood, baby," he would whisper in your ear before leaning back and sending a wink. You rolled your eyes before starting the journey back to their home.
Rindo
You were like his own personal guard dog. Not that he needed one but he did appreciate how you were always there for him. In fact, he loved that you didn't view him as the weaker brother and instead saw his amazing combat strength. You had to keep reminding him that Ran couldn't actually use his baton as efficiently without Rindo locking them down.
He had yet to really see you in action as the 'explosive princess' people knew you as. It did bother him a little but he never did express this disappointment outwardly. After all, he was a Haitani brother and so had to keep up appearances. Especially if he wanted to be viewed as an equal with Ran.
It was as he was on a date with you one day that he saw the mysterious explosive side of you. And he totally wasn't prepared for it.
It started when a high schooler had approached you both, telling you how you should ditch a weakling like Rindo to be with him. Rindo was about to kill this boy for even trying to get you to leave him as well as to prove that he wasn't weak.
However, he was left speechless when you had thrown a punch into the boy's stomach, causing him to double over and drop to his knees. You used your boot to push him onto his back before starting your assault on his face.
'Who do you think you are, you shitty extra! My Rindo is a hell of a lot stronger than your weak ass! Now do me a favour and die already!" Even as you were talking, fists smashing into his face as blood exploded from his nose and lips.
Rindo could only watch, not knowing whether to be terrified of you or to find this whole display extremely hot. The blood that covered your fists was a sight he wished he could see more often.
Once you were satisfied that the lesson had been learnt, you stood up and dusted your clothes. "Let's continue our date babe!" And now you were back to being the calm and sweet girl Rindo knew best.
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parvulous-writings · 3 years
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Karl Heisenberg // SFW alphabet
Request: So there was no actual request, I just knew this would cheer up my closest friend. 
Dedicated to: @rey-is-not-a-skywalker
Summary: A sfw A-Z for Karl Heisenberg, from Resident Evil Village!
Warnings: Explicit language
Notes: Please, have some Soft!Heisenberg, bor. It’s one of the many, many things you deserve.  To those who have requested oneshots- I am working on them, please be patient! My requests are currently open! My pinned post (found here) contains both a list of characters I write for, and a masterlist!
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A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) 
He’s never affectionate publicly. Behind closed doors, though- well maybe he’s not your stereotypical lovey-dovey type, but hey-ho, he shows it in his own little way. A few hugs, but mostly through making you things. Music boxes, little figures and robots that wind up, you name it, he’ll try and make it. 
B - Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? Where does the friendship start?)
He’s not a friendly man, typically. He’s cold, and driven only by his motives. It takes a long time for him to warm up to you, but when he eventually does he is always by your side, whenever you should need him. Be it for violence, or for an ear to pour your thoughts into- even though half the time you swear he’s not listening completely. 
C - Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Heisenberg likes warm cuddles above all others. The kind where he can pull you close and hold you there for a while- he likes feeling you against his chest. It’s comforting to him, after years of no affection and a torturous living experience. 
D - Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking, cleaning, ect?)
Karl is not particularly skilled in any domestic skill. He’s very mediocre at cooking, and he can’t clean to save his life- his factory is littered with dust and other probably very harmful particles. He isn’t very good in a domestic environment at all, really. 
E - Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Blunter than a broken pencil I’m afraid. He’s never had to hide something from you in the past, so why should this be any different? He would not want to beat around the bush here, he’d annoy himself with pleasantries and euphemisms. 
F - Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? Do they wanna get married?)
He’s perfectly fine staying as partners, without marriage looming over the pair of you. Quite frankly, he doesn’t think it’s worth it.  “A piece of damn paper to show someone your fucking devotion? Bullshit.” 
G - Gentle (How gentle are they both physically and emotionally?)
Unless you’re shaking like a leaf or have specifically asked him to be gentle with or around you, he’s not going to be. He’ll treat you much how he treats most others- with a little bit of affection for zest and flavour every now and then. 
H - Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it, and what are they like?)
While he likes cuddles, he isn’t a huge fan of hugs. He thinks they’re too short to show any real affection, and often get in the way of whatever task the recipient is trying to perform.  
I - I Love You (How fast do they say the “love” word?)
S l o w l y. This man has gone through some stuff, and doesn’t want to get attached to people despite falling for you. Give him a chance. 
J - Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What are they like when jealous?)
Okay so he may be “non-committal” in a loose sense of the term, but this man is one jealous motherfucker. And he gets angry. I’m talking  punching the wall, lashing out and breaking shit kind of angry. It’s mostly because of a nagging fear that not only will he lose you to someone you think is better or less monstrous than he is, but also in part due to a feeling that because of what he was forced to become, he isn’t good enough to keep you for himself. 
K - Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
He kisses you on your hands or neck mostly. Those are his favourite places to kiss you. He occasionally kisses you on the inside of your wrist. If you have any scars as well, he’ll kiss them. 
L - Little Ones (How are they around kids?)
It depends. Sometimes he’s the perfect uncle figure, others he’s a whirlwind of rage. If you’re taking him to see some children for a prolonged amount of time, please check how he’s acting and feeling on the day so there isn’t some sort of horrific accident. 
M - Morning (What are mornings like with them?)
There’s nothing special about them, he’s usually up long before you are. He doesn’t leave anything like a hot beverage behind, unless it’s a special occasion that he’s remembered- like a birthday or anniversary. 
N - Nights (How are nights spent with them?)
He often tells you to go to bed before him, as he’s usually working on something, and would rather not have to worry about you being down in his factory and workshop. 
O - Open (When do they open up about themselves?)
When he’s extremely angry. He gets riled up, then will start to spill facts and secrets while hardly even realising it. 
P - Patience (How easily angered are they?)
He has a very short fuse and a violent temper, to say the least. There’s a reason the man swears so much. Though he will often apologise if he’s scared you after an outburst. 
Q - Quizzes (How much do they remember about you?)
He remembers the basic things at the very least- Your name, your habits on eating and drinking, what you do to amuse yourself. He’s quite observant, actually. 
R - Remember (Favorite memory with you?)
He made you a small music box once. The past part of his day, or his entire week, was seeing your smile as you opened it and listened to it for the first time. It was the widest he’d ever seen you smile, and he loved the feeling it gave him. 
S - Security (How protective are they?)
Very. One particular other Lord- “Lady Super-Sized Bitch,” as Heisenberg has dubbed her- is very interested in your presence, and Heisenberg has made it very much his business to keep you practically under lock and key to keep you safe. And when Ethan Winters comes around? Ooh, boy. You ain’t leaving his sight. 
T - Try (How much effort do they put in?)
He does try- through making trinkets and gadgets to both help you and show his affection. Sometimes it may not always seem that way though, with his outbursts and his tantrums. 
U - Ugly (What are their bad habits?)
He smokes. You tried to get him to quit once, then stopped when you realised it made him more irritable. 
V - Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
He’s not that concerned. If he’s still kicking... Well that’s all that matters to him. 
W - Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
He’d feel that something’s wrong, something’s not right- a cog missing from a machine, in a sense. And he hates that feeling. 
X - Xtra (Random HC)
This man would die for some ice-cream. You bring him a tub of the stuff- BAM, instant good mood for the next like two days. 
Y - Yuck (Things they don’t like either in general or a partner?)
This man is not fussy, in the slightest. 
Z - Zzz (Sleep habits)
He basically doesn’t, he gets so little it’s a wonder he can actually function normally. 
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mynamefreak · 2 years
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hi! i have a request, could you write do gangjae x fem reader, where both are located in the time of dongcheon, and when he loses, she comforts him, making him understand that losing is fine, something like super healthy and soft, preventing that gangjae become a psycho, please💌 (sorry for my bad english haha)
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Pairing: Do Gang-jae x f!reader
Genre: Fluff
Summary: Just you, comforting Gang-jae after his lost fight
Requested?: Yes
A/n: It's short as hell and I'm not entirely happy with it, but I hope it's okay <3
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A good few hours have passed since the fight. The time of screaming was over. Now Gang-jae was indifferent, laughing at himself.
You held ice to his eye, trying not to hurt him. You saw the fight. You saw all this shit. And you saw Ji-woo punch him in the face. But you were there for him.
- I'm a fucking loser. - He mocked himself, while nothing else whirled in his head except the fight.
- You know that's not true. - You looked at him, rubbing your hand against his skin. You knew how much he wanted to win. And you knew him perfectly well. It was not a simple loss for him. He kept telling himself that you have to be a loser to lose and also with a girl.
- True as fuck. She thinks she's so awesome?
You dropped the ice bag and sat across from him, clutching his cheeks. You rested his head on your chest, looking deep into his eyes.
- Gang-jae, please. This is really not a good way of thinking.
You placed an affectionate kiss on his forehead, looking back at him.
- You tried as hard as you could. You did your best. But you have to be prepared for the fact that you cannot always win in life. And losing is not a bad thing. - You looked at him, trying to reason with him. - I may sound stupid to you now, but I'm telling you the truth. You are an amazing man. Your fighting technique and skills are amazing! I believe that you will have a chance to prove your importance. I know how hard you've worked these years. I can see it. Tae-ju sees it. And I guarantee you that Mu-jin sees it too.
He watched sitting silently. Eyes resting on your skin as his hand rubbed your hip.
- She came from nowhere. It was so close and she would be over. Maybe without her-
- Gang-jae, don't do anything stupid. Please. - You turned gaze on him. You didn't want to watch him torment himself over failure. - We are just humans. People have the right to fail. If you are patient, you will get what you want. Please. Trust me.
He sighed, resting his forehead on your chest as if he had given up.
- I know it will bite you for a while. I know how important it was to you. And I know it's not an ordinary fight. But if you want to be someone, you have to be able to recover from failure. - You raised his head, resting your forehead on his. You brushed his hair back, giving him a little kiss on the nose. - And to me, you already are someone.
You noticed that a small smile was forming on his lips.
- You're boring.
You clicked your tongue with resignation, and he rose a little. He shifted your position completely, causing you to lie on his chest now. He put his arms around you.
- And you're an idiot.
- Your idiot. - he added.
You loved that idiot. How could you not love him.
Of course, all of this didn't make him feel much better right away, but it did help anyway. Feeling you in your arms made him feel good. Gang-jae was tough, he was rude, he was sarcastic and he could be a piece of bastard. But with you, at least for a moment he was able to forget what he must be like. The laugh of his, which sounded like a crazy one, had its charm. And listening to him allow himself to talk about whatever he wanted, as much as he liked, and knowing that he was acting this way around you gave you a feeling of warmth and happiness.
~MNF
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Hello againn! ^^ Good mornin/noon/eve to uuu~
I wonder if you could do one with a reader that has quick reflexes? But, in a wrong way??
Like they dropped their phone and while they're quick enough to just catch it, they accidentally smacked it into the wall instead of just grabbing it mid-air—
(Fellswap + two other ppl of ur choice? 👀)
~🐏
lol hi I'm not dead I was just in a silly goofy mood for like a month 🤪
Also thanks for requesting fellswap!! Idk if I've said this before but they're becoming my favourite skeletons (not counting UT Sans and Paps ofc) <3
FS + US BROS WHEN S/O HAS BAD QUICK REFLEXES
Mal (Fellswap Sans):
Ew another one (affectionate)
Rus is like this too. Sigh. Why is he always stuck with the wrong-quick-reflexes people?
Decides not to ”train you” to lose your reflexes, because it clearly didn’t work on Rus.
Ask him what this “training” would entail and he’ll tell you “dish soap” but won’t elaborate. Rus won’t tell you about it either. At this point, you are scared of the answer.
Most of the time you do something bc of your reflexes, he just sighs and shakes his head (you’re not entirely sure if it’s out of fondness or disappointment) because it doesn’t really matter, but obviously there are some more serious things that could happen that aren’t so funny.
If you accidentally hurt yourself, you get a scolding from a frustrated - but not angry, there’s a difference - Mal.
Rus (Fellswap Papyrus):
Thinks it’s super funny (most of the time).
Like, him too, but it’s only funny when you do it
You fling your phone at the wall accidentally and he’s dying of laughter. He cries from how hard he’s laughing. (AND YET HE DOESN’T THINK IT’S FUNNY WHEN HE DOES IT, HYPOCRITE-)
He relates but refuses to admit it out loud. Internally, he thinks “wow you’re my spirit animal” but he tells you, TO YOUR FACE, “wow, throwin’ things ‘cause of quick reflexes? couldn’t be me lmao” after years of the two of you throwing equally many things at walls. SMH my head Rus. SMH my head. 😔
If you break something he won’t really care that much.
Until you break some part of you, like you accidentally catch a knife in the. Uh. Wrong way. Or you grab something really hot (that isn’t yourself 😉) and get burned. Then it’s seriously not funny anymore and he’s panicking.
For the most part it’s harmless though. He won’t like. chastise you because he’s the exact same way about these things lol
Blue (Underswap Sans):
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Silly human, you’re not supposed to throw things like that!
For YEARS he acts like he thinks you’re doing it on purpose. You don’t know what to do. He won’t listen when you say it’s not on purpose. Half of you is convinced he’s not even pretending, that he genuinely thinks it’s on purpose, because he sells the act so well.
If you actually end up hurting yourself, THAT’S when you find out for certain that it was just him being playful and fucking with you because he thinks it’s funny. Clearly, he can tell it’s not on purpose by his light scolding on how you need to train these reflexes away - clearly, they’re not as harmless as he thought.
Anyways until you get hurt, if you get hurt, he’ll just go “YOU SILLY LITTLE GOOSE! AIRPLANE MODE ON PHONES DON’T WORK THAT WAY!” and say other shit just like that, because he doesn’t care too much. It’s actually a bit funny.
Stretch (Underswap Papyrus):
Pretends it’s fine, but it’s not. In his head, every time he sees you use your reflexes the wrong way, he repeats the very same thought: “that could be me one day”.
He lives in fear that one day, you will reflexively punch his tailbone. He is terrified. He does not want you to punch his tailbone, or any other part of him for that matter.
kjdafjkdsjk no but for real though he doesn’t care. He thinks it’s funny and will poke fun at you for it occasionally, but he also does stupid shit because of reflexes (even if he’s nowhere near as bad as you sorry lololol) so he’s not about to make it into a big thing
(Unless you hurt yourself, in which case he freaks the fuck out and there’s a 50% chance he’ll cry)
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