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spookyearthquakecollection · 3 months

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Irrefutable proof that the Phouse is a ruse and Dan and Phil are actually straight

Phil texting Dan to ask where Dan was, because he forgot that Dan was in another country on tour. How do you forget that about the person you live with?

"Uma Thurman just watched me have sex"? Well maybe that's because he had sex WITH Uma Thurman. Did anyone ever consider that??

Bit circumstantial, but they're really doubling down on No Hetero Howell. Maybe it's just for the bit, but they're both a bit TOO adamant that they're gay, y'know?

This is why they don't post very often on social media. Because the phouse is all a lie!

The Japan trip? It was a wedding. A DOUBLE WEDDING. To other, female, people. That's why it was so secret!

The video where they played Game of Life ep where Phil was bi, married a lady and WON? Soft launching.

#dan and phil #phan proof #stop the lies #i will be taking no questions

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incorrectskyrimquotes · 4 months

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During season unending I should be allow to arrange a political marriage between Ulfric and Tullius.

#i will be taking no questions

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sheepkebby · 1 year

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Had a world rocking realization while making notes on the survivors colour palettes. This is the Coach development Valve is too scared to give us

#I will be taking NO questions #l4d2 #left 4 dead #left 4 dead 2 #l4d #l4d2 coach #coach l4d2 #valve #kebby rambles #nonbinary

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spawn-of-filth · 11 months

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So cool how The Lost Boys (1987) is only one hour, ten minutes and 57 seconds long. I love how it just ends there. Nothing else happens. All the pretty vampires are still alive and well, roaming Santa Carla to this day.

#i will be taking no questions #the lost boys 1987 #the lost boys #vampires

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anxiouspineapple99 · 10 months

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I’d like to take a moment to appreciate my newest clone beau, Hot Lips Havoc from Tango Company 🫦💕

Your honor, I’d like to plant a little smoochie smooch on them lips!

Screen cap is from here 💖

#hot lips havoc #clone trooper havoc #hot lips havoc is his government name now #i will be taking no questions #star wars #clone simp hours #the pineapple has spoken #anxiouspineapple is thirsty #the clone wars #tango company #he’s beautiful your honor

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stone-stars · 3 months

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[ID: an alignment chart of Naddpod songs. Lawful good is the campaign themes, neutral good is Kingshammer, and chaotic good is Oh, Melora!. Lawful neutral is A Memory, true neutral is A Wizard’s Tournament, and chaotic neutral is Hexblood Centurious. Lawful evil is The Purge, neutral evil is Unknown Tome, and chaotic evil is Demigod.]

a naddpod song alignment chart

#naddpod #i will be taking no questions #actually i will but still. if you’re curious i can break it down #shoutout to alli for peer reviewing this #naddmusic tag

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yellowjacketslesbian · 1 year

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loser princess butch

#i will be taking no questions #yellowjackets #van palmer #liv hewson

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stressghoul · 2 years

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Copia likes to drink straight milk

that’s it that’s the headcanon

#I will be taking no questions #I drink straight milk 🔫#don’t make fun of me 🔫#we will drink straight milk together as we fall in love #the band ghost #ghost #ghost bc #cardinal copia #copia #papa iv #papa emeritus iv #copia my beloved #copia is my husband

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blorbocedes · 11 months

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Brocedes is literally the definition of the codependent homoerotic intense teenage girl "friendship" that shit was never healthy

literally broke up with mine 4 years ago and then packed her suitcases last year 🥴🙄

#i will be taking no questions #but yes that is absolutely the appeal #brothercedes #blorbocedes ask

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little-miss-biatch · 2 months

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Repeat after me:

Ice cream doesn’t have a season.

I will be taking no questions at this time.

#ice cream #i will be taking no questions #repeat after me #this is very important to me #anyone who says it’s only for the summer is lying to themselves

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noellewrxtes · 4 months

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how the grinch stole christmas only sasuke is the grinch and instead of christmas he's stealing pride day and he uses the famous line, 'anyway, what are they proud of?' but then he realizes he's not actually offended by gay men he's just turned on by them, the end

#i will be taking no questions

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eljefe42 · 2 months

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Snakes on a Plane is the Dolly Parton of cinema.

#i will be taking no questions #thank you

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womanwithahotdogstand · 1 year

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Using the current roster what is your most ideal starting XI for a game?

Swanson / Morgan / Rodman

Fox / Sauerbrunn / Girma / Huerta

#i will be taking no questions #uswnt

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madeofbees · 1 year

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today’s gender is black rain frog:

#gender of the day #genderfluid #genderqueer #black rain frog #rain frogs #tw frog #i will be taking no questions #thank you very much

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anotherpapercut · 1 year

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I truly do not understand how people can say that the last 2 fall out boy albums are bad or embarrassing or that they lost it when the kids aren't alright and bishops knife trick literally exist

#also like in general those albums are good so fuck you #mania is actually a brilliantly composed album that takes a lot of risks and does some very innovative shit yall just have bad taste ig idk #i will be taking no questions

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private-bryan · 9 months

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youtube

#peak music #i will be taking no questions #hey duggee #Youtube

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