I accidently read wu ming as uwu ming and now I cant unsee it

Y’all I’m feeling so normal abt nark rn y’all don’t even understand

just remembered that the first time i shared a fic (on tumblr) i got an angry anon in my ask telling me to learn how to set up dialogue properly and i was like “okay but how” and they replied with a whole post off-anon explaining everything that was wrong

bless you wherever you are now, it taught me a lot

they renovated my gym and now im even less excited about going back 😬👍

Do people who build uni accomodation purposefully make the doors as loud as physically possibly

Loki, Alley has the high ground.

Man, it sure would be nice to get a nice night's sleep tonight, after I had to deal with water coming through the wall and flooding my carpet. I really fucking hope the goddamn window well doesn't flood too so there's water coming through the window and the wall.

this motherfucker, im just trying to sleep and hea got me laughing about tits

also when i was trying to take my nap i was being plagued by made up scenarios in my head except it was. not bad do people normally have made up scenarios in their heads i've never experienced it lmao

so gaze upon this wretched thing and know that it is love

Spoder on face pls send prayers

been seeing homies get deep into "the terror" and making me want to rewatch SO i spent two hours in the dead of night reading the wiki/the subreddit/other linked articles and like. one of those articles was deadass fucked up

there was a woman who spoke inuktitut who was writing a book containing a lot of inuit oral histories, and in nunavut she was able to hear passed-down recollections of when survivors from the franklin expedition were passing through

and like. i can't imagine being an inuit family/group, knowing that europeans exist but having never seen them, seeing 8-9 shambling, blue-skinned, cold-to-the-touch out-of-their-minds white men come wandering by. they invited the men inside their igloos for warmth, for food, to be hospitable. the men refused to eat, refused to speak, and when trade was offered, clutched their possessions close and refused to entertain the idea of trade. this was, offputting, to say the least. the group set them up in their own igloo, with their own fire, and left three whole seals for them to eat. and then they fled cause what the FUCK get out of there. they came back in a few days to check on the strangers. the three seals were completely untouched, while all of the men had killed and eaten each other

i mean. fuck dude. there are obviously pretty dark angles to view the franklin expedition from– honestly can't think of a good angle, it's pure colonialism and british exceptionalism– but that specific interaction, that inuit group who were living lives as normal until a dozen fucking walking dead showed up and did cannibalism. no wonder that story got passed down, i'd be shitting my pants if i saw that

Horror movie fans are so funny because you'll bring up the biggest actor who's in 10,000 iconic roles, and they'll go, "Oh, the guy from Blood Burger 4: Keep Flipping." and that's the only thing on their filmography that they've seen.

im actually obsessed with 2-4 phoenix he is tired of all this bullshit. i love how he does not say a word for like 5 minutes after edgeworth enters the room

I just had a life changing encounter with a moth at 1am

thinking about eddie getting arrested one night by Hopper and officer whats-his-face and when they turn their backs on him for a second he fucking bolts.

hands cuffed behind his back he books it down the street and they're both chasing him, and it plays out like the scene from super bad, neither of them can catch him cuz he's wicked fast and they just end up panting in the middle of the road as he jangles his way into the distance, Hopper with his hands on his knees, gasping for breathe like "he's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive."