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Bruh don't you hate it then you're snacking in your dream and before you can finish your snack you wake up
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#So You Accidentally Ate Your Own Weight in Cheese#do not accidentally eat your own weight in cheese#also do not on purpose eat your own weight in cheese#DO NOT EAT YOUR OWN WEIGHT IN CHEESE#or crackers#I can’t believe we have to say this#and yet#unreality
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This is so cute.
#I wished I like hosting#but I don’t#I like it in theory but the idea of having people in my home is crazy#anyway#charcuterie board#shark coochie board#meat#cheese#vegetable#fruit#crackers#Halloween#Halloween 2k23#brattylikestoeat#food#foodlr#food blog#video#foodie#cooking stim#stim cooking#savory stim#yummy
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what i eat for dinner has a lot less to do with what food i have in the house and more so if anyone is in the kitchen (extremely scary) or would catch me getting doordash (extremely embarassing for some unknown reason)
#my dr pepper and cheese cracker dinner..#i promise i will get real food. once the kitchen is empty#i like the ppl i live with now i just like. switch into a mode after long days of socializing that if someone so much as sees me i need to#run to safety immediatly or i may die#i used to have a really strong fear of people as a kid and now its mainly conditional#often i am social and talkative but during the wrong time i genuinly stop being able to breath if i see anyother human#like its like. freeze in place full body panic
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Ok so question based on the Paul In A Jar au: does Wiggly have any humans that he keeps? If not, has he in the past? Or is he just the only brother who's not the blorbo-keeping type?
Wiggly is normal. Linda used to be his and she bit him once and after that he decided this was not a hobby for him. He gave her to Nibbly.
He really just cannot understand what the hype is. Why are his brothers so obsessed with blorbos, and besides, pets are so much work!
#paul in a jar au#i am wigglys secret blorbo#he feeds me cheese and crackers and sometimes i get summer sausage#if im extra good i can have maybe an slice of pizza
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Deciding what pronouns or labels to use for myself is a lot like deciding what to eat or wear in that I don’t always even want what I’m choosing it’s just the easiest option and it’s not worth arguing with myself over it or putting more energy into it.
#like did I really want cheese and crackers for lunch#no#but it was easy and I wanted to spend time making food less#so it really was the lesser of two evils but both evils were actually fine and acceptable and enjoyable even#I just didn’t come into the kitchen with the intent of having that as my meal#yk?
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does anyone ever just. Forget that they have a chronic illness for a hot minute then eat Something and it’s like getting hit in the face with a brick
#ramble#sometimes i can go through a vat of mac n cheese without issue then have One (1) slice of pizza and my body is like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS#edit: i'm fine i was eating the leftovers while writing the post sfssfsd#i'm going through a better phase right now#i haven't had to eat white bread and crackers and nothing else for 3 days in a while
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once a gluten free ramen becomes available in stores it's over for all of you bc i will be ascending
#pls i haven't had ramen in over a decade pls someone make this already#I did research in gluten free forums and apparently the best gluten free ramen is something#I'd have to order online and it's like $25 for a pack of 5. i want that dollar garbage shit everyone else is getting#and i wanna be able to buy it from regular grocery stores#dude there's so many foods i miss that still don't have a gluten free equivalent#you know how hard it is to find gluten free donuts?#there are no gluten free cheese crackers that come CLOSE to goldfish or cheese-its#and every time i magically find something at a store i haven't had in forever#(spring rolls. mozzarella sticks. a decent mac'n'cheese. gluten free veggie burgers)#the store STOPS CARRYING IT#anyways this started off as a joke but now im really frustrated again#celiac posting#text post
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I hate when you are sick and can't eat even though you are hungry and you know that you need food and energy
#today i have managed to eat about 3 crackers and about a quarter of a serving of mac and cheese#ive also slept for a large portion of the day#and im still tired#hopefully tomorrow i will be feeling better
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my delicious lunch
#i am GOING to LOSE WEIGHT or ELSE#also you will laugh but this does kinda slap. i never bought turkey before and it's juicy as fuck. that cheese is the love of my life btw#might have to reolace the rice crackers in the future because despite claiming to be salted they're bland as shit#rayrambles
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i wish i had telekinesis (range >0.2 miles remote viewing preferable) so i could liberate fine cheeses from the store near my house without getting out of bed
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AUGH i haaaate this
i spent the ENTIRE morning and afternoon not able to eat because my stupid brain insisted that none of the foods i have on hand are RIGHT and also they are all too many steps, and I just COULDN'T get myself to MOVE and MAKE FOOD
and now that i have my brain is STILL throwing a fit and i'm having to force myself to take bites of rice and stir-fry
and feeling sicker because it's not what i WANT
#brain why are you LIKE this#adhd#autism (probably)#we are POOR we don't get money for food until TOMORROW#we're just gonna have to eat the PERFECTLY SERVICEABLE MEAL WE MADE#i hate this i hate this i hate this#me#my life#*throttles brain* dammit this is what we HAVE we HAVE TO EAT#i kno i kno we want pistachios and crackers with cheese and oysters that's not gonna HAPPEN right now brain#just finish a QUARTER of the plate and we can go back to bed
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Work is having the carpet replaced where the lunchroom and kitchen is… my lunch is in the fridge and I can’t access it 😭
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#tonight was just exhausting#i literally worked all day with my kiddo at home with me#and then made dinner right after I got off work#and then got myself and beba ready to go see my parents#mom is waiting for a call from the doctor to give us either good news or bad news#fingers crossed it’s good news#but I spent the whole day wondering when she’d get the call#and was worried she was waiting till I came over today to give me bad news#but that’s not the case they just haven’t called her yet#which I think is a good sign#anyways#went over there had a decent time#then came home got beba ready for bed did the dishes#and now I’m having girl dinner#which is just Turkey sticks cheese sticks and crackers#😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😔😔😔😔😔😔#I’m exhausted
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the absolute vicious shit people think they have to say whenever the topic of 'picky eaters' comes up ESPECIALLY when it's about children is just sickening
#post : my child doesn't like carrots so I#rando : WELL I WOULD JUST *describes a thousand different ways to abuse a child* AND IM THE NORMAL ONE HERE#adult : i can't eat fish because#rando : LMAO GROW UP WHAT ARE YOU 5 FUCKING IDIOT LOL JUST STARVE FISH HAS GOOD VITAMINS JUST KYS#have y'all tried not being dicks about other people's diets ffs#especially when it's like. a video showing how a parent is successfully introducing new foods to their picky kid#like Oh they only like cheese crackers so i'm gradually nudging them towards grilled cheese sandwiches with these steps#and then hopefully use the grilled cheese as a base to introduce other types of sandwiches etc#and it's just. it works. it's respectful of the kid's boundaries. it's healthy.#and Still a thousand people just jump to say INSTEAD OF DOING THIS THING THAT WORKS TRY BEATING HIS ASS (WHICH WONT WORK)#so many people are fucking eager to tell you they Love violence against kids who have no way to defend themselves#that they're fucking sludgebrains who haven't come up with actual parenting techniques#so all they know is ''hit child'' or ''yell'' like a fucking level 1 pokémon#that they view the small young people they have agreed to take care of as dolls that must obey or get thrown against the wall in a tantrum#if your entire plans for parenting are ''i'm just gonna use violence until my human toything complies'' don't become a fucking parent#Anyway this was about picky eating and how people don't know how to mind their business about it#why are you so pressed about what someone else Doesn't put in their mouth. why are you so weird#humans come with a variety of tastes in anything from fashion to colors to home decor to favorite animal#and you can't fucking fathom that they'll also Not all want or like to eat the same things ? fucking cringe
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a couple (3, to be precise) of my rosemary and lavender seeds have germinated and they are. SO TINY. I'm in love.
#I did find out after sowing them that rosemary tends to not grow true to type so uhhhh we'll see how that goes lmao#I might just buy a rosemary plant or two anyway#I need to stop by the garden store for some more sticks for my sweet pea's so I might just get some rosemary while I'm at it#also we're having the first real summery day of the year (24 degrees!! sunight and blue-ish skies!!!!!)#and I'm having crackers with cream cheese and strawberry plus a cupe of chamomile tea with honey for breakfast#and I'm watching all my seedlings and the trees outside#and my neighbours are quiet rigt now and just. aaaahhhh this is the kind of life I really love
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