Prompt 259
You know, going back in time, they thought it would be easy. Stop the end of the world by preventing the Being from well, coming into being. It should be easy to take them out, one death to prevent an untold amount of them. What could a child do?
Well.
They really should have remembered that with a child usually comes their parent as well. And erm, said parent doesn’t seem to appreciate their logic. In fact, they are… getting their ass kicked. By a civilian. A feral civilian who apparently is very protective of said child-who-ends-up-destroying-the-world.
They might need assistance…
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Merc of your choice standing in front of the wall of fish tanks in a pet store absolutely entranced.
Do u guys remember Walmart fish? I do. I remember them
They are being entertained
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this is difficult to explain, but the recent requests i got reminded me that i wanted to draw young justice in mod fashion
(this is for @gremlin-bot who wanted cassie and bart hangin out, @marmaleye who wanted tim, the anon who wanted dressy tim, and @howaboutthisblr who wanted to see the rest of YJ)
sketch, ref + bonus sailorsuit young dickie that i forgot i had:
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rewatched today’s press conference at least 3 times to analyze and scrutinize the every tiniest bit of movement in their eyeballs and the funniest shit to me was the immediate, silent stare marc and pecco shared as soon as the journalist asked the question ( “who would you chose between marc and jorge as a teammmate” ) while also totally forgetting about jorge’s existence
pretty boy was like the fuck should I say now?
and marc’s chaotic ass was just.. ENJOYING. thriving, even. psychological warfares and such, lemme see if you know how to play this silly game bag-naia
and then there was jorge. standing in the middle of the asylum just having the most silent, discreet hysterical breakdown ever, side-eyeing pecco at every given opportunity with some of the cuntiest headtilts ever known to mankind which in my eyes screamed im fucked bc nobody was actually paying attention to him
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Listen. Look. I know- I know that this is in no way true and that Wriothesley’s real crime is probably something serious, like idk the bribing case or he killed someone idk-
POINT IS THO-
It would be fucking hilarious if it’s not something that serious and is instead one of Fontaine’s stupid rules, like the flying object one
I propose it’s the naming a pet after Furina
Like, imagine if you will
Wriothesley taking in some stray husky and naming it Furina because believe me- I’ve seen so many huskies and they are such playful stupid boys.
No thoughts, they just silly despite looking menacing - oh hi Furina parallel of being an archon but being an absolute silly (I love her so much-)
You cannot tell me it wouldn’t be hilarious if he named his pet husky Furina - and it’s not even a puppy, but a full grown dog - and that’s why he gets arrested
Neuvillette is dead silent during his trial? He’s in deep thoughts because of how serious it is?- wrong
He’s trying to stop busting out laughing because Furina is obviously the prosecutor of this case, but anytime someone mentions her name in the opera house during the trail, Furina the husky starts barking and happy tail wagging and doing cute dog things and it infuriates Furina that a dog is getting more attention than her
Wriothesley admits guilt because he straight up didn’t know that was a law and “my bad lady Furina” and that’s why Furina hates him now and thinks he’s boring.
And Wrio just accepts it and moves on.
Furina the husky is being kept with Neuvillette because Furina the husky is still somehow better behaved and actually listen to Neuvillette better than his actual archon.
(And he misses Wrio and the husky reminds him of him shhhh)
Even better idea:
Wriothesley’s constellation is Cerberus right?
Imagine he has THREE huskies (how does it feel to live my dream???) and he names each one “Fu” “Ri” and “Na” because he never claimed to be the most original
So when he’s out and they all run away to play in the park he just yells “FURINA” and they all run back and that’s how he gets arrested
The whole trial is trying to figure out if any of his actions are actually illegal since no “one” pet is named “Furina” but the trail goes on too long and it’s been hours since he’s last had his tea so Wrio just admits guilty to finish the trial.
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the one difference between episode 10 and the manga that cracks me up is the knife that Fyodor pulls out. In the manga it looks like an ancient artifact and the look totally matches the tale that Fyodor is spinning about how it’s an ability imbued object. And in the anime it’s just an average fucking military tactical knife.
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