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kozukenbsf · 1 year

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low quality kagehina will always be my favourite

#kagehina is so cuteee #kagehina #kageyama tobio #hinata is adorable as always #hinata shoyuo #low quality #manga icons #this anime is so gay #i want what these bitches have #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!!#anime and manga

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tsutsuya · 1 year

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Haven't posted in a long time oof-

Anyways! Patrochilles anyone? I'm too invested in them atm. Both in terms of Hades but also TSOA- 😭✋

Am very weak for these men 💕

#patrochilles #hades game #Hades #hades fanart #achilles #patroclus #the song of achilles #Tsoa #hades achilles #hades patroclus #hades patrochilles #i want what these bitches have #help im obsessed #fanart #digital art

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yesnoidkiguess · 1 year

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them

#i want what these bitches have #wolfstar fanart #sirius black #my art #wolfstar #marauders #dead gay wizards #remus lupin #harry potter #remus x sirius #sketch #r/s #marauders fanart #h art

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inkwell-illustrations · 5 months

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It was never a joke in the first place

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k1ranishf4 · 6 months

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I want what they have

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londonknights · 2 months

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max wishing bert a very hatty happy birthday

#toronto maple leafs #max domi #tyler bertuzzi #this is better than christmas. to me #max domi the loudest man in the world (affectionate)#he just wants to make tyler laugh #i’m #5911 #i want what these bitches have

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badwottakes · 1 year

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gay people never flirt normally its always gotta be shit like this

#wheel of time #I want what these bitches have #the wheel of time #moiraine x siuan #moiraine sedai #siuan sanche #bad wot takes

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ravenmichaelisstuff · 11 months

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I want Ghost to have a soft chubby belly so Soap can snuggle into it.

I am also imagining Soap blowing air into the soft skin, making Ghost giggle and shy away.

Am I making sense? Because the target audience for this is probably only me, myself and I 🤗 So don't mind me.

#soapghost #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #ghost x soap #cod #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #soap cod #soap mctavish #cod modern warfare #i want what these bitches have

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emitheangrycat · 1 year

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I want what they have

#toh hunter #toh willow #toh art #toh fanart #toh finale #toh huntlow #huntlow #art on tumblr #artists on tumblr #digital art #new on tumblr #the owl house #i want what they have #i want what these bitches have #i dont even know

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discobiscotto · 3 months

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Just Guys Bein’ Dudes: A Needlessly Huge TED-Talk About Luca & Alberto’s Relationship

Ready for some big-brain BS?

Well, ready or not, here’s a “little” dive into how I interpret/perceive Luca and Alberto’s relationship.

Note: I’m referring to them as my own headcanon versions of them as men. It can certainly be applied to them as young adults and teens for sure, but I’m diving into ‘Ciao Luca’ territory specifically. So, there, just being clear on the who’s who.

What’s their deal anyhow?

Are they romantic partners? Are they attracted to eachother, yanno 👉🏻👈🏻? Buddies? Buddies with benefits? Are they even a couple? Are they husbands? What’s their deal?

So, a couple years ago when I was starting to get really busy with the headcanons, I went on a tear about their relationship to lay down some kind of clear foundation for it. I felt alittle conflicted at the time about how their relationship was going to feel/act like.

To me, because I love ambiguity, I wanted to keep that energy going from the original source material…but with alittle “oomph”…considering there’s been time and maturity tacked on. They can’t just be Pallin’ Around forever, something’s gotta give with chemistry that strong imo.

If I’m being honest, them being point-blank romantic partners felt too cliched and predictable/boring. Courtship, wooing, marriage…snore. It just didn’t feel like ‘them’ to me. It bordered heteronormative somehow. I was just …PUTTING MYSELF TO SLEEP.

Not to say they aren’t romantic, because they certainly are in their own right! It just isn’t the defining Vibe of their relationship.

As a queer lady with a pretty open mind in terms of what defines a relationship and/or bond, I believe that love expression is on a spectrum. Different strokes for different folks, yanno?

I scooted myself over to that old filing cabinet in my brain with random Greek Philosophy tid-bits (that I was impressed wasn’t put thru the incinerator) and I got polishing.

I remembered a few terms, like storge (family love), Eros: romantic, mania: obsessive/stalkerish love, agape, philia, the list goes on.

We’re gonna focus on PHILIA, typically deemed affectionate and/or “brotherly love”, I think also falls under platonic love.

We’re going to come back to this later☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

As a couple of seamonsters (first and foremost) the human concept of love may not necessarily compute to them. Not that they get confused or turn their nose up at it, but rather it’s more boxed-in and rigid than, I guess, fish love? Haha.

Example: homosexuality, bisexuality, and heterosexuality as concepts are human inventions to help humans navigate their life and their identity in the world, be part of a tribe, and potentially find mates.

They’re social constructs, like gender conformity, and Mondays.

Seamonsters really don’t have that. They’re similar to humans in alot of ways, but in terms of attraction, love, and social awareness, they just kindof ride the wave and go where the current takes them.

Opposite sex pairings likely happen more often because [gestures] instincts and Makin’ Fries. But just like humans, same sex relationships happen just as much!…but seamonsters have no concept of homophobia (strictly a human invention) so there’s no discouragement or imposed fear of the relationship…it just happens if it’s meant to and the world keeps spinning. [deep sighs]

Luca and Alberto are aware of human society and customs (especially now that they’ve been living amongst them for atleast 15 years). So, they still try to do-as-the-humans-do sometimes. They know that they feel a strong bond to eachother that can’t be ignored, and when humans sense a similar bond between each other they express it by being physically intimate, or giving gifts, or creating things for eachother, etc.

So, basically, it boils down to “I love my friend, so I wish to express that love for him like that [gesture].”

Now bringing it back to Philia up there!👆🏻

That particular source defines philia as brotherly love, both must be men (in the Greek system), they respect and take pleasure in eachother’s company, bond through exploring philosophical truths, and sexual intimacy or attraction is optional.

This other source takes it a bit further saying that we could be diving into “friends to lovers” territory which is the aforementioned “oomph” I was referring to. The bridge into Eros stuff without being completely rooted there (ie your usual romantic pair).

Their relationship isn’t based on physical attraction, but began as a close friendship that progressed into something more. Not built on lust, but on mutual affection and respect for eachother.

They are an “unlikely” pair. Where a hockey hug became alittle tighter, and the joined hands in a good old “Piacere Girolamo Trombetta” started to linger.

They feel safe with eachother, they love and prefer eachother’s company, they share eachother’s worlds and feel deeply connected in them. Alberto cooks meals for them because he loves Luca, and Luca gives Alberto [SPOILER] because he loves him back.

They share a “I can’t quite put my finger on it but I feel safe, warm, and happy with you, I enjoy your company and what we have, I love the feeling of you being close to me, exchanging warmth and heartbeats, and I feel like this is more than going out on dates or ‘picking out curtains’.” kind of thing.

They’re roommates who kiss and “play house”. They are in love…but express it in their own unique way. They are openly affectionate. They keep people guessing, they confuse the neighbors, they have an “inside joke”.

Alberto lays on the housewife schtick: straightening Luca’s tie and sending him on his way with a packed lunch.

They call eachother heteronormative terms of endearment, mostly to be cheeky. Sarcastic “Honey” or “Dear” followed by someone affectionately ending up in a headlock.

They love to play with the human version of “married life”, little do they realize they’ve grown genuinely accustomed to it.

They’re queer but have no name and nowhere they’d rather be except each other’s arms (that one place that makes perfect sense).

They aren’t married…they never can get married…but that doesn’t stop them from sharing their homes, their beds, and a last name written on their Christmas cards.

In conclusion, humans say they’re gay.

The Paguro’s say “They built a farm together.”