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semercury · 1 year

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#stuff sarah says #got a letter from my therapist today saying its going to be several months and if i need to seek other treatment to do so #i kinda... already accepted that like. thats it #but there are no other treatment options for me. you think im going to talk to just anybody?#this guy has been seeing me since i was 15. im not finding someone else #i guess whatever is wrong with me ill figure something out myself #i hate this. i hate so much rn #i wish i could go back to being like 8 years old and just. fix everything wrong with my life before it happened #im like im fine and then my blood pressure skyrockets and i get a headache #im shaking and twitching but like its fine im fine its whatever #nothing about me is bad enough to even worry about. i dont matter #i mean i dont matter for a lot of reasons #im a waste of space and energy and i have to deal with that fact every day #i want to throw up lmao

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fuckmeyer · 8 months

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if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

#twilight #twilight renaissance #bella swan #the twilight saga #breaking dawn #smeyer wanted to model all her books off of classic literature: romeo & juliet - wuthering heights - pride & prejudice #AMATEUR HOUR #HEY SMEYER I GOT A FUCKIN STORY TO MODEL YOUR TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER #BREAKING DAWN BOOK ONE: Bella fucks Edward for his power & breaks his stone dick in the process - & lo! Ravioli is born in the carnage!#Bella becomes a vamp. she takes over the Cullen coven AND the Volturi bc honestly fuck everyone here only Bella is Cool and Right #oh and vamp hybrids are now legal so vamps start gettin it on. hybrids everywhere. humans who? welcome to the Golden Age baybeeee #BD BOOK 2: Alice comes to Queen Bella with a vision: 'lmao bestie the prophecy says ur getting ur shit smacked'#oh_fuck.avi #Bella begins DEVOURING ALL THE CULLENS INCLUDING RAVIOLI so they can't fulfill the prophecy #vampire fluid contains 11 secret herbs & spices so it's lip-smackin finger-lickin good #omg but ONE vampire was hidden away........ gasp #surprise bitch! it's Ravioli!#turns out Bella mistook Ravioli for LITERAL Ravioli (Chef Boyardee Beefaroni to be exact)#Raviolo comes back and makes Bella throw up! bleh! the Cullens (& Beefaroni) are freed!#together with Benjamin Ravioli now rules over the Cullens and the vamp world #Bella is imprisoned #FUCK Bella #FUCK this story #still a better one than BD tho #the end

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saltpepperbeard · 11 months

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BE CONTROVERSIAL, KING 👏

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deityofhearts · 2 months

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:’) sorry to have to ebeg on tumblr dot com again but my phone bill is approaching once again and I am nowhere near having enough money to cover it + grocery and other necessary items I need

$0/150

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#deity dialogue #I’m so stressed I could throw up lmao #because my job is an odd job + I rely on others to get me there and there’s only limited opportunities and hours I don’t even make enough #money #like yes some money is better than none but it’s not enough to like live it’s not enough to save up and be okay #and where I live at has no other job opportunities we’ve literally applied everywhere here and in surrounding cities #I just want to scream I want to scream

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b4kuch1n · 8 months

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siren

#bakuspecial #cw: nudity #cw: body horror #monster #siren! I think. they're bird to me #I think this has been brewing since that stream mim did of drawing dnd monsters only from official text description #and when the official art for the sirens were shown I was like. oh thats just a woman with wings #lmao like. granted. its an official dnd book available for all audience. you cant make it too Bad To Look At #(I do not agree with this but it wasnt about me. if its about me its gonna be about very few people lmao)#but yeah. after that I got slightly too into the idea of putting more bird into birdwoman #but I also do genuinely love monsters that are Rearranged Human Parts so. I couldnt commit too much to the bird scales Im so sorry #I wanted the fleshiness. the feel. textural experience of holding her hands and being like oh that's a human #even when ur eyes tell u otherwise. mmm #...I looked to my right as I was typing these tags and saw. the fucked up pikmin I tried to sculpt the other day along with the pin #and got startled #its so. its so fucked up. gods. dusty white naked grainy parsnip #I used to have that one doll I butchered wanting to customize in a box next to me and thats way less upsetting than this. man #its perfect actually I will never throw this thing away. anyways #now. now I go to bed. its sleep time for the baku #have a good night lads! you CAN have it both way easily you just need a big bat

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anon-402 · 3 months

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Y'know, with how Phil is overly possesive of Missa, I think I understand what Missa was trying to say to Roier when he said "I don't think I'm gonna get kick out from the house"

#pissa #im baffled at how possesive he is #mf wants to kill anything that gets near his husband #he fucking throw up at the sight of Missa hugging another man #I can't- lmao

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dustykneed · 3 months

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Wow. surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined? /ref Bones + Spock @ Jim (mcspirk)

here ya go anon !! thank you so much for the req<33

the reason bones and spock are always arguing is because every time they agree on something the universe will make jim do something completely reckless and stupid just to fill the old married couple bitchiness deficit in the space-time continuum. (also psst if jim hadn't interrupted his husbands in panel two spock would totally have worked his way up to resting his hand on bones' shoulder lmao)

#star trek #star trek tos #tos #star trek fanart #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #spones #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #jim kirk #tw throwing up mention #(ref to that meme of the kid standing in the parents doorway in the middle of the night going i threw up btw obv)#btw jim didnt get his ass beat by sulu he just touched something he wasnt supposed to LMAO #i just realised this could read as sulu whooping jims ass lmfao #but i mean you can see it that way if ya want SKFHSKDK #ALSO OWL HOUSE REF most beloved #dont go there (yet) but YESSSS god toh is so awesome #one thing i love abt the triumvirate is they constantly take turns with the big boy pants LMFAO #like. spones has to babysit jim sometimes to stop him from getting obliterated by the most bizarre shit #spirk has to physically corner bones to get him to open up and be as vulnerable as he needs to be to heal #(and spones also reminds jim that he doesnt have to do all of this alone btw. bc im rapidly switching to a not jokey tone lol)#mckirk both help spock come to terms with his humanity (that it isnt at odds with his vulcan nature either and he is enough)#group therapy in space sans the therapist !!!!#thats it thats the franchise

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gunstellations · 11 months

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double trouble

#detroit become human #rk1700 #the boys....baby boys....woobies...#listen i just think nines would have such an overprotective streak for connor..#he protecc and he want to attacc. connor will teach him well #my favourite headcanon is nines quietly admiring the hell out of connor and learning from him and his mistakes as well #choosing the most optimal way to exist within society. hes so impressed with connor who is bumbling terribly but doing his best #connor has the experience and higher social relations but nines is much quicker to catch on #they both admire each other and are pushed forward by each others existance and improvement #ive seen a few fanfics where they have that dynamic and its my favourite #they work so sweetly in a brotherly bond it warms my heart (though i am a shameless rk1700 enjoyer)#anyway thats enough rambling #i wish there was a dbh fandom still #im just throwing up doodles now with no thought of making any solid pieces yet #my art #dbh #rk900 #connor detroit become human #also i know theres zero consistency with the art style and keeping them looking the same but fuck that i dont have the patience rn #also also lmao i just noticed but the top one looks like hes trying to kiss connor but no that was a continuation of bottom left sjdjfjdj #feel free to interpret it any way yoy want hajdjfjfjd

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moongothic · 1 month

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Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)

God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.

Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature... Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend

The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode

And so like

Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)

So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also

It would be objectively funny as hell

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Crocodad #I just. I just wanted to throw this out there. For your considderation.#We all love good drama and angst and the feels but also. Considder The Funny Alternatives. Considder The Comedic Potential #Croc's water breaks and Iva-chan rushes out to get like towels or something #They're out for like 30 seconds and when they're back the baby's already born. No screaming no shouting no nothing #Croc just complains why Iva took so long and tells them to help him clean up the mess #And Iva-chan's just like [Enel Face]#Like yeah that's the good fucking shit lmao #ALSO: Again we don't know if Baby Luffy was an itty bitty tiny baby or a Jumbo Sized Baby so like #If Luffy was like average size (or small) while Crocodile's a fucking giant then???#Like?? I would like to imagine and pretend giving birth to an itty bitty baby would be easier than if the baby was proportional to Croc #So the baby essentially just falling out of Croc without any effort could make sense. In a ''this is a shounen comedy manga'' kinda way #I have edited this post like 10 times after posting it oh my god why is this post such a trainwreck of piss poor phrasing and typos #Should've let it sit in my drafts for another 2 weeks clearly

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ihateornithologists · 2 days

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#elisabeth das musical #and things that happened to me irl xD #i finally did thissss #it's so funny to do actually and it almost works like sort of therapy so why not #like wow i can finally talk about this and even draw related things without wanting to throw up immediately #for more context (yep again) i had severe depression years ago and at some point my brain was so fucked up by illness that #i started seeing [one of those guys i'm always talking about] literally as an embodiment of everything bad in my life #well HE WAS #but like i so strongly identified him with my depression that sometimes even doubted if he was a real person at all lmao #(YOU SEE WHY I'M DRAWING THIS)#he somehow managed to follow me everywhere which made things even more creepy.#and i kept coming back to him myself because i had no one else etc #so funny actually that he was literally JUST SOME GUY like not even interesting or anything #all this shit was just awful and gross that's all.#but when i realized i can make it look COOL by drawing stuff i felt so powerful ahsdijwhnu8 #like YES i texted him recently and he's just. boring as fuck.#so dumb to feel possessed by some evil entity for years and the said evil entity is just a random dude #SORRY my traumadumping is cringe af but thats the price you have to pay to see my drawings xDddd

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venacoeurva · 2 years

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Before Red Mountain

This took me about 10 hours, freehanding the frame takes a WHILE. If you know what classic painting this is inspired from you win a Scrib*

*I can't actually give you a scrib😔

X Prints here! Other print form options also available X (cropping is a bit cut off on some like the canvas, I can’t help that sadly. There are a variety of print types to get this on, though!)

Edit: For Teepublic Link-- X

-Please do not reupload, edit, or use without proper credit or linking back. Ask first please.-

#nerevoryn #voryn dagoth #dagoth ur #nerevar #Morrowind #indoril nerevar #tes #artsyfartsyness #I'll figure out what tags to consistently use eventually lmao #love me some historical gays #or bis #you know what I mean #If anyone wants this as a print lemme know #I'll throw it up on RB with the tamagotchi ones

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ama-dragonfishquest2 · 2 months

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Ichiban! Looking so handsome with your punch perm🖤! Masato’s kind of a jerk isn’t he?

(Don’t worry, it’s safe to admit so lol)

"I'm not THAT bad! I-I just didn't realize I was running low on MP during that last fight... I've gotten better over the years though, you have to give me that at least!"

#response #ichiban #masato #[[implied lmao]]#004 #[[//comes back from the dead two months later// hi ......]]#[[I SWEAR IVE BEEN WANTING TO UPDATE BUT THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME]]#[[ive literally had this drafted for the past month im gonna throw up]]

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whumpypepsigal · 1 year

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me watching LOTR the rings of power for the plot :

the plot :

morals be damned i am supporting his rights and his wrongs

#charlie vickers #halbrand #the rings of power #haladriel #yes another obsession my friends!#screaming crying throwing up #hear me out guys…#HE JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED!!!#HE WANTED TO FORGET HIS PAST EVIL-DOING AND LIVE THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN PEACE #HE LOVES GLADRIEL AND SHE LOVES HIM OKAY! HE WANTED TO MAKE TWO RINGS TO PROPOSE TO HER AHHHHHHHHH #SHE ACTUALLY MADE HIM BELIEVE HE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD AGAIN SHE GAVE HIM THE CONFIDENCE LMAO IF THAT ISNT (LOVE) I DONT KNOW WHAT IS #like someone said on twitter… it’s about making each other worse. love and devotion turning into corruption #is that my takeaway? yes YES IT IS #he so handsome and TALL #how can they make us hate villains when they make them this hot sexy and angsty ahhhhhh #morals be dammed i am rooting for sauron/halbrand #lotr the rings of power #the rings of power spoilers #3rd gif… rewatched that part countless of times. IT WAS SO HOT *faints*#my gifs

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kaeyachi · 2 months

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Diluc comes across a portal that traps him in an AU where Mondstadt continued to keep their monarchy, and in that world, he is apparently the prince and next in line for the throne.

And YAY Crepus is alive as their king, but the next person to tell Diluc that he needed to sit up straight and use the correct utensils instead of whatever he felt like, he will start stabbing them with one of the 3 knives on the dinner table.

(it was Kaeya, and he didn't have the heart to stab him, so he's back to moping and planning a way to go back home)

#diluc knows etiquette but WTF WHY ARE THERE MORE THAN 5 UTENSILS ON THE DAMN TABLE #diluc: I want to fight!#a poor staff: but my prince your robes are brand new!#diluc: if you wont let me go im throwing you out the window #AU kaeya lowkey figured out its not his diluc but he finds it really funny when this brash diluc gets all mad about royal traditions lmao #venti definitely knows for sure. 100% the thing is he also finds it hilarious #king crepus: he was such a well-mannered kid but after he fell of his horse he started wanting to beat up people :(#venti his bard: maybe hit him on the head again-#gi diluc #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #im on a royalty roll #I SEE ALL YOUR TAGS ON MY PREVIOUS ROYALTY POST AND I AM CACKLING BTW

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squuote · 11 days

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if I made a dumb little coffee shop au of my own and had stanley throw a drink at the narrator, would that be too much or am I allowed to go wild with it. serious questions here. so serious

#delete later #/SILLY #nah but fr would that be unrealistic to do?#it’s in character for certain like I want to make stanley do it and I think he would #but I know you can’t exactly. do that to customers lmao #so would it be too much to have him do that at some point?#like example situation. the narrator is pulling some bullshit and Stanley gets fed up #and he throws (splashes?) the drink on him (cold drink don’t worry) to get him to shut up #would that be cool okay to do. I guess my fear with this decision is that Stanley would just immediately get fired lmao #which I don’t want to happen lol #i figured maybe it would be alright if he had reason to? like if he was trying to diffuse a situation #sorry I know coffee shop aus are cheesy as hell but I rlly love the idea of an enemies coffee shop #no lovers. just enemies. frenemies maybe? sure lol #anyway I just think the idea of coffee shop au where they both fucking despise each other is very funny and fitting for them lol

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dizzybevvie · 1 year

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girl help im thinking about Riku Kingdom Hearts

#Hes so :(#Had a dream I gave him a hug after calling him pretty last night and woke up like 'Im glad I did that i think he needed that' LMAO #hes so babygirl im.#his design is so tasty and hes such an interesting cgaracter to me. like yeah hes an antagonist on the first game #but his redemption arc isnt just 'sorry lol' he constantly strives to be better #and he accepts the darkness as a part of him while never letting it rule him #dont even get me STARTED on how queercoded his darkness is #dont get me wrong: darkness is NOT an analogy for being gay but because of Rikus lack of self acceptance HIS darkness was #AND HE IS SORAS LIGHT. HEAD IN HANDS #sora kingdom hearts #riku kingdom hearts #kh riku #kh #kingdom hearts #soriku #I WANT A RIKU FUNKO POP. THROWING CHAIRS #beverly says stuff

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