#i want chocolate
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TW: Period talk, Blood, face riding.
Do you ever think the ghoulettes have periods? Like wouldn’t the ghouls smell that? And since everyone is like constantly horny and everything you could just walk in somewhere and find a ghoul just straight up being dominated by a bleeding ghoulette on the living room floor or something. I can imagine poor little Phantom getting thirsty in the middle of the night just going to the kitchen to get a drink. But then he starts to hear some growls and what is that? Are those moans? He peaks around the corner and sees Swiss on the floor and Mist is on top of him. But that’s not the problem, THERES BLOOD ON HIM. He ended up fainting mid scream and ended up in the infirmary, they had to inform him of a few things that go on in the middle of the night, especially in the ghouls den.
#I don’t know#I just got my period#i’m in so much pain#i want chocolate#and sleep#and a bunch of ghouls#nameless ghouls head cannons#ghost band#phantom ghoul#swiss ghoul#mist ghoulette
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mutuals come over and watch the 90s/00s Sabrina the teenage witch we can have snacks
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I want to crave chocolate for Valentine's Day.
#artist on tumblr#new in tumblr#cute#fanart#sonic the hedgehog#valentine's#valentine's day#amy rose#i want chocolate
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Something cute.
Little Valentine
Alastor and Child Reader
Warning? ⚠
⚠ sweets-chocolate and candy, cussing, blood/gore-heart organ, implied murder ⚠
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You woke up early to make cookies with Niffty.
After taking them out the oven and letting it cool down, you got to decorating.
"Just like I taught you little one! Frosting and then a few sprinkles if you want!", she said bringing out a fresh batch from the oven.
The first three didn't come out too well but after the fourth try it was getting a little easier and you were able to complete a whole baking sheet. (You ate the messed up ones.)
"Are you excited for Valentine's day?", the one eyed demon asked.
You didn't hesitate to answer.
"I'm excited for all the sweets I'll get tomorrow!"
💝
The Radio Demon was up early as usual.
After putting on his monocle and adjusting his hair, he went to go wake up his little demon.
Knock knock!
"Mon petit! Rise and shine!", he said before opening the sliding door to your room.
Like most children, you had a range of stuffed animals piled on top of your bed. For some reason you liked having them all facing the entrance. Their beady little eyes stared at him as he walked in.
"Wake up my little one~", Alastor said and walked up to the window, opening the curtains. "There's crepes in the kitchen!"
"Mm..crepes?", you mumbled and turned in bed, blinking your eyes open.
Alastor helped you wake up and walked out of the room to let you get ready, making sure to close the door on his way out.
Not too long later.
"I'm ready!", you bounce out of your room excitedly, wearing the shades of red to go with the holiday. "Let's go! Let's go!", you take his hand and pull him towards the door.
He smiles and follows along, letting you lead him out of the room and into the hallway.
"What kind of crepes are downstairs?", you ask.
"Well, you can make your own. There's strawberry, banana, blueberry, raspberry, blackberry.", he listed off as both of you made your way to the dining room.
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You stood in one of the common rooms with Fat Nuggets by your side.
Earlier, you had told everyone to meet there around three in the afternoon. While waiting, you got the cookies in little baggies, got Alastor's treat separate, made decorations using paper and bribed Husk to get heart balloons from Charlie's parties supplies.
Fat Nuggets helped you by chewing open the heart confetti bag and dragging it around the room.
Hearing footsteps coming from outside, you picked up some of the remaining confetti and threw it up in the air once they walked in.
"Happy Valentine's Day!"
"Aaawww!", the princess said with glittering eyes, Vaggie right next to her. "Honey! Look! Look! They decorated and everything!", the blonde shook her girlfriend by the shoulders.
"Yeah, its cute hun.", the moth demon agreed and led her over to sit on the couch.
Angel, Niffty, and Husk came in a few moments later.
Looking around the room, you notice a certain red dressed demon missing. "Where's Alastor?", you ask.
"Right here Mon petit!"
"Ah!", you jump and turn around, finding him sitting on the couch that was behind you. "You were here this whole time!?", you pout with a huff.
He just chuckles and pulls you into a hug. "Apologies for not announcing my arrival."
You hand out the cookie bags and Angel points at the box sitting on the table.
"Who's that for?", the spider demon asks.
"Its for Alastor!", you say and pick up the box.
Walking over to the man in red, you hold out the box for him to take.
"Its quite heavy.", the radio demon comments and reads the note before opening the box.
He gasps and stands, scooping you up into a spin.
"Oh little one! You shouldn't have!"
Curious, the others lean over and take a peek of what's in the box. Inside is a small cooler with ice and..
"Oh shit! That's a fucking heart!?", Angel screeches.
"So that's what they snuck out for.", Husk says.
Niffty was picking up the confetti.
Charlie was trying to calm down Vaggie while Alastor was praising you.
"I love my Valentine's treat! How kind of you little one!"
You got a pile of sweets from him and a new stuffed toy that was a cat with a fancy bow tie.
"Murder mittens!"
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Happy Valentine's Day!
~Seline, the person.
ML for Alastor🎙
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#happy valentine's day#💕#plantonic#alastor and child reader#x reader#fanfic#gn reader#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor the radio demon#valentines day fic!#i want chocolate#dark chocolate sounds really good right now#murder mittens#its 3 am#im sleepy#i hope I get sweets today#good night? morning?#the radio demon#hazbin alastor#child reader#hazbin hotel fanfiction#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor & reader
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im craving chocolate today (I crave chocolate every day)
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Guess who just got home from the hospital
But I can't eat anything sugary for 4 hours *sobs*
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I sneezed about fifty thousand times on Sunday. Today I've only sneezed like fifteen hundred times, but I'm starting to feel weird. Here's to hoping it's a cold, serious enough for me to stay home tomorrow, but not so serious that I can't knit 🤞🏻
#i want chocolate#and i just yodya decided to try to cut back#but if I'm going yo br gome sick I'm definitely getting chocolate
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I love my birth control injection while also hating the side effects with a burning passion. I haven't had a real period in years now because of progesterone. But oh man, it feels like I'm having one.
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I am doomed to crave things I cannot afford
#i want chocolate#i am poor#i think payday is this week so at least theres that#no worries im a minor my parents pay for necessities i just want candy#candy#text post
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Everyone look at my Valentine cakes cause this is my job and I’m so tired right now. Happy Valentine’s Day. 😴😘🥰
#happy valentine's day#cake decorating#i am so tired#this is the busiest day for me#i want chocolate#mwah 😘
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me waiting for my mom to come back with some sweets
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why can i never find non dairy creamer with chocolate. why can i never find non dairy ice cream with chocolate. it's all vanilla and caramel and whatever other bullshit they decide to add other than chocolate. and i know they make chocolate almond milk but i hate almond milk and i just want shit with chocolate that won't make me shit my guts out
#kye speaks#im on my period#i want chocolate#and am having some feelings about my lactose intolerance
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Keep trying to convince myself that my weight is healthy and it would be fucking bad if I was 95 lbs like in high school.
#I’m 116 now and I don’t know how to cope with being a normal weight after being underweight my whole life from constant stress#i really looked like those thinspo girls in high school because I just couldn’t keep any weight on#i really think these ssris are preventing my natural metabolism from keeping all weight off of me#i should just work out a lot but I’m lazy and tired all the time#I’m really afraid of getting old and fat but I can’t stop eating sweets because they’re so good#had some steamed broccoli and a salad tonight and I wanna diiiieeee#i want chocolate#ed tw#i don’t really have one but it’s more like not being able to cope with a changing adult body
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ngl I will cry if no doordash driver picks up our shakes. I wamt ice cream.
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Is there a magical girl whose wish was for chocolate? If not, then sign me up lol. I am craving chocolate immensely rn.
#pmmm#mahou shoujo madoka magica#puella magi madoka magica#madoka magica#shitpost#i want chocolate#i would kill for chocolate rn#i would even suffer for all eternity if it meant i had chocolate rn
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