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Ivy Rocky and Freckle visiting Viktor in the morning to drop groceries only to find Viktor sleepily snuggling to Mordecai who's already up and ready with a loaded gun pointed at them while mouthing 'leave. now'
#vikdecai#lackadaisy#viktor vasko#mordecai heller#and ofc the trio scrambles out like scared as shit#aaaaaa thisnwould be so cute#i wish i can draw comics...#i probably could#maybe after the comms
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home from the bar…….maybe i shld write smrh
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NOOOOOO FUCKING WAY
#text#THEY TEXTED ME . SAYING EVRRYONES LEAVING THEM AND THEURE ALL ALONE AND THEY NEED SOMEONE YO TALK TO#NOTTTTTT FUCKING HAPPENING 😭😭😭#its ok. therapy tmrw. ellen thursday. or tmrw if i can get an appt#i probably could#but ounmy gododdjgjfmgnfmg. holy fuck. Kill and i do not say this lightly yourself#<- not yall. person who texted me#🗒️
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The brewery/bar I was shooting at tonight had big words on the wall saying "THE DREAM IS THE CATALYST. THE EFFORT IS THE BELIEF. THE RENAISSANCE IS THE ACHIEVEMENT." I'm not sure I could come up with a more ambiguous "inspiring" platitude.
#I probably could#but there's something to it being genuine#like. someone ordered six inch tall adhesive letters and applied them to the wall to spell that and were probably happy about it#they WANTED the wall to say that because they believed in it#...I guess what I'm saying is the effort was the belief#boring text posts#job 3
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My toxic trait is thinking that I could be a successful faceless vlogger showing mundane but enjoyable life on the daily
#I could#I probably could#weekly mundane life dairies#not everyday is a day out or work or shopping#days in bed crochetting playing genshin making food#I could do it#my sister would take the absolutely piss out of it tho#🌱.chats
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11:27pm thoughts hit like hm what if i became a phlebotomist
#i probably could#i don’t mind blood. pays reasonably okay#there’s always a need for them#i’d make lots of vampire friends#things to consider#bee says things
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I’ve made the pornbot blog
#it’s for Jervis obviously#I need to find a slutty picture of him#if I can find one#I probably could#.🤍🎩🍰
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Well, @batch-of-pengwings I'm printing this out and hanging above my bed. I'm honoured.
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i just found out that one of my possums is half blind
#someones beating it up :( (by someone i mean another wild animal but still)#its left eye is blind and it has lots of scabs and bald patches all over it :(#someone tell me i can't pet the wild possum that steals my animals' food or else i will try to befriend it#i probably could#it only seems to be afraid of my dog and thats bc shes like three times its size and lunges for it whenver she sees it (out of love)#like the cats dont mind it. not even sly. they were eating next to each other and it was one of the cutest things i ever got to see#em rambles
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How does this keep happening to me
#i stole these screenshots they arent mine LOL#but if i had a nickel for every time#i could probably buy myself a meal
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Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”
*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️
(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)
#grey art#hazbin hotel comic#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin alastor#alastor#auntie grey needs to take a nap now Jesus Christ#I’m really happy this fixation is pushing me to do grand comic projects like this- but I’m TIRED.#😂😂😂#my theory is that alastor wants Charlie’s soul cause she’s insanely powerful or special#and she could probably take him out in one strike#but she would never do that cause she is so sweet and lovely#she’s like a gentle giant in terms of power#but she’s not stupid or childish or meek#she’s such a compassionate leader and good friend I love her so much#and then there’s alastor with his manipulative charismatic energy#I think he’ll underestimate her in the end#man i’m so tired#hazbin hotel fanart
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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
#the truman show#sbs rambles#I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them#social workers assigned to them maybe#I dunno#they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit#but here we are#tho#I guess none of us signed up for it#and our data is harvested more than ever#god#high-tech capitalism sucks turns out#OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes#let me specify:#I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this#like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold#and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie#I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem#it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did#youtube did and social media#it's us that's the problem#or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation#that's the origin of most modern problems
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Apparently this needs to be said so
Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!
You're not a bad person if you...
forget things quickly
forget people
can't remember entire stages of your life
can't remember important things
can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time
can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests
forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc
forget to reply to texts
remember things and immediately forget them again
can't remember birthdays, events, etc
frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions
can't retain new information
forget things you used to know
only remember things when it's too late
have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories
depend on others to know how an event you were in played out
have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa
... and anything else I might have missed!
#muted#memory issues#adhd#actually adhd#dissociative amnesia#amnesia#memory loss#dissociative identity disorder#what other things cause memory issues#ptsd#i can't think of anything else#reminder#positivity#neurodivergent#neurodivergent positivity#memory problems#ice speaks#i tried to include as many experiences as i could think of#but out of everything i tagged i only have adhd so i probably missed a lot of stuff#so feel free to add your own experiences!#brought to you by... uh ironically i can't remember what prompted me to write this#something my mom said. i don't remember what it was tho
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DISCLAIMER: the blood is a feature, not a bug 🩸☎️
#you could probably compress some corporate horror social commentary in here#'we create tech with the heart to love you back 🫀'#this isn't rly one of those things tho i just wanted to make a gross lil sticker sheet comparing veins and wires#jara draws stuff#original#cw: body horror#cw: blood#cw: gore
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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.
and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.
and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive
#icarus speaks#i fully believe she's correct btw#they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work#cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think#but oh honey you have a big storm coming#side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭#bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly#also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world#they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible
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