I am going insane

The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

chat what do you think

yknow i didn't necessarily start my wyll origin run with the intent of romancing astarion in mind but the more i play the more i find their similarities amusing when it comes to like, the surface level personality they present to strangers in act 1.

wyll is a compulsive flirt. you see it in dialogue with shadowheart and lae'zel - he just tosses out a couple lines that clearly aren't supposed to go anywhere (asking lae'zel if she believes in love at first sight, blatantly reusing the same flirtation attempts with shadowheart) and i see this as part of his Blade of Frontiers persona. obviously a traveling vigilante would have no time for romance or relationships, but he's socially aware enough to have learned that people respond well to a certain level of rogueish charm. especially if his reputation precedes him. he can safely and positively engage in surface level flirtations with the people he interacts with because the person doing the flirting isn't real - at least not to him. he often says the Blade is his best self, but to him its an ideal he strives to achieve, not the person he really is. and i imagine that includes the ability to give discouraged people positive attention in a nonthreatening way. its safe. its superficial. he doesn't have to follow through.

this is overshadowed somewhat by astarion's tendency to flirt with anything that has a pulse, but the perspective they both have on it is pretty similar. theyre both coming from a place of not actually being interested in the recipient of their attention - whether that be through astarion's ulterior motives or wyll's lack of capacity for a relationship - but they both still put on this front because it's habitual. it's worked for them and it's gotten them through the varying degrees of social contracts they find themselves in. so they wind up trading lines easily because they've studied from the same script.

anyway what im getting at is bumping these two personalities against each other can definitely result in wyll and astarion committing to the bit so hard they accidentally wind up in a relationship. like, you're safe, you know the rules, you're speaking in a language i'm familiar with but we both understand that neither of us expect anything back on an emotional level. wait when did we start confiding our deepest secrets with one another. what do you mean you trust me.

I.

FORGOT.

HOW.

TO.

BREATHE.

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY, I DON'T THINK THERE'S MUCH TO SAY ACTUALLY

while we're talking abt am boys and their hands/arms...

IM SORRY BUT I NEVER SAW THIS UNTIL NOW?!!!?

To Do List:

• bite vampire f/o back.

yes i made a whole tumblr so i could send you this I FEEL INSANE

SHSJSJS BESTIE I LOVE THE ACCOUNT !!!! pls im so happy the name wasn’t taken 😭 that picture though !! help !!!!!!!!!!!!! someone send me an ambulance….. what the frick 😶😶 i want him 😶😶😶😶😶 how much to sit in his lap? just for a few seconds??

i thought I’d gotten used to his neck by now but every time i see it i still just 😵😵😵 and the hands!!! why did god think it was necessary to make them that big !!!!!! and the arms ofc pls 😭😭😭😭

(also!! i got your other ask and i wanted to answer it but i also wanted to write something short about it because i LOVED the idea, pls your mind is so 😍😍😍)

An angel dies every time I make soap’s muscles smaller to make it look normaler

He is actually inhuman like what the fuCk

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