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the exaggerated swagger of serpaz helilo is permanently forged into my retinas forever
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I'm Finally Breaking My Silence.
I can't take it anymore. Someone has to know about this. It's been years since the realization dawned on me and years since I've kept my lips sealed, but I can bear it no longer.
It makes no fucking sense how the tall Genshin women have heels.
This is a meme, but I'm also on something else entirely. Maybe it's delusion.
I don't care if it's for the fanservice, I don't care if it's hot, and I certainly don't care if people like it because it makes no sense whatsoever.
I don't know how people can run around in varying landscapes and roads on heels. I don't know how the heel itself would survive such treatment. And I don't know how the wearer, no matter how skilled, would not trip and fall on their ass.
Some instances can be afforded more forgiveness than others, but this will not stop me from compiling a list of how I feel about them individually and as people:
Actual Insanity -
Beidou: The Alcor is a wooden boat. One day, that heel is slipping through a small hole in the floor, snapping off, and sending her careening across the starboard. Someone's going to laugh. And then they will be tossed into the brine before being pulled back out and promptly begging for forgiveness. I cry.
Jean: The Gunnhildrs are masochists. The pain is worth it for Mondstadt, as always. How does she do it, running around everywhere and carrying the Knights of Favonius on her back? There's no way that she doesn't kick off the boots while sitting at her desk when it becomes too much to bear.
Dehya: When she says that she wants to slay on the battlefield as much as her looks, I did not think that the shoes would also be a thing to consider. And in sand? Are you mad? Those heels are sinking. No wonder her burst cancels when she jumps. Imagine having to rework your precarious footing every single time.
Yelan: This sick woman unironically likes it. She probably enjoys the sensation of pain every single time it becomes borderline pleasurable. It doesn't help that she looks forward to it being treated too. Herbalist Gui is getting really sick of having to wrap her feet in gauze after slathering it with medicinal foot cream.
Rosaria: I don't know if she's capable of caring anymore, actually. She doesn't seem to process this the same. The woman has an aesthetic to commit to and she doesn't do anything halfway, including her fit. She says she doesn't get drunk, but you know damn well that it and the nicotine numb the pain.
Eula: Anyone who says that they can do reconnaissance work and wear those things is lying, and Eula Lawrence is no exception to this rule. To add insult to injury, she also has spurs on them. Spurs on those beasts of shoes. Respectfully, she needs to twist her ankle and be put on bedrest for the day, so she can think about it.
Candace: I can't believe that this mentally brought me to my fucking knees. How dare you? You live in an area that is mostly sand and dust! You go out in the night and kill things! You're constantly out and about taking care of things! WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH HIGH HEELS?!?
Shenhe: (head in hands) I don't even know if she knows that this isn't normal to wear. I'm going to Cloud Retainer's domain and demanding that she be put in something that makes more sense. She lives in the mountains for Archon's sake! She may not act entirely human, but trust me, she is one at the end of the day.
It Makes Some Sense -
Kujou Sara: She's won, actually. Geta are allegedly much more comfortable to wear than heels. She slays, stays stylish, and isn't suffering while doing so. Good for her, because this is one of the only wins she has in a long, long list of L's, mostly attributed to Yae Miko if you take the time to really look at it.
Lisa: Is she really going to be running around all that much? No! Because she has her little helpers to go around and do things for her. And even if she has to go around by herself, she does so at a rate that isn't breakneck speed. Also, I personally believe that she has some potions and enhancements to help out with it.
Ningguang: She barely gets a pass. Barely. I personally don't believe she takes that walk around the pier every day. It's every other day at the most consistent. At every other function, you can trust that she has a seat and that she's not on her feet. She can afford to have such accommodation.
Raiden Shogun: If her body wasn't a puppet that she made for herself, I would absolutely put her in the other category. She absolutely made sure that she wouldn't feel pain while wearing those things and it shows with how she's able to move like she does in combat.
Yae Miko: I won't call it foul and say that since she can shift into a kitsune form, she's not going into this category, but provide the proof in other ways. Do you really see her going anywhere in a hurry? Precisely the point. She could probably get away with people carrying her places.
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Arlecchino: I have no words for the atrocity that is those heels. None at all. If I think about them too much, I'll start frothing at the mouth, and not in any good way.
Conclusion - My heart weeps prematurely for Clorinde and Navia. Fontainian fashion can kiss my ass. I mourn their feet.
#i need serious help#narky thinks#genshin impact#genshin memes#going ham#yep i'm tagging them too#beidou#jean gunnhildr#dehya#yelan#rosaria#eula lawrence#genshin candace#shenhe#kujou sara#ningguang#raiden shogun#raiden ei#yae miko#arlecchino
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will never get over the fact that i won't be a dark-haired teenage boy sharing a relationship with a light-haired teenage boy that surpasses love in every way (what comes after soulmates, again?)
#asheiji#renga#banana fish#sk8 the infinity#i need serious help#bananafish has my whole heart and more#victuuri#yuri on ice#yoi to heal my bf stricken heart#satosugu#notmeshamelesslyaddingtags#asimoveforwardinthismlmmultiverse#jjk
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Stupid little chewtoy (affectionate)
#fanfiction#i need serious help#why am i like this#guitarduck#jevil#hellaverse#bob velseb#sam winchester#radioapple#maybe
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been making a lot of batshit insane RSL pics recently
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A part of me wants to go and write an au where loki and mobius are together instead of alone but I don't think I am prepared emotionally yet
I'm not ready to read any fanfic lokius related yet
#loki series#lokius#loki#marvel#mobius#loki laufeyson#loki season 2#tom hiddleston#owen wilson#this finale made me feel so bad#i need serious help#i dont know how im supposed to live anymore
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IM SO SICK ABT THEM. IM ILL. I FEEL INSANE. Every where I go there’s a reference to them. ITS BEEN 3 WEEKS AND IVE ALREADY CRIED AND YELLED OVER THEM. My friends are so tired of me bringing them up every hour. I FEEL SO ILL. WHATS WRONG WITH ME. THEYRE CAT FURRIES, WHY AM I GETTING LIKE THIS OVER CAT FURRIES.
#lackadaisy#viktor vasko#mordecai heller#vikdecai#I’m sick#I’m so so sick#I’m ill#I need serious help#no one understands#no one understands them how I do#I’m crazy#this is my worst fixation yet#Mordecai is so autistic#they’re so silly
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me when i associated the healthy parts of our relationship with yutamaki (bc i got yuta in a kin quiz and u got maki in the same quiz).
but they both helped each other. maki made yuta realize he was strong and that he could let go of his past love. that he's stronger than he gives himself credit for. much like you did for me.
while yuta helped maki accept love and affection, accept praise. he taught her that she was worthy of love and care. much like i was able to do for you.
too bad we had a falling out comparable to satosugu LMFAOOO
#yutamaki analysis#yutamaki#yuta okkotsu#maki zenin#love#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#do i have a kdrama will they won't they type of love story?#yes i do.#i need serious help#sugusato#gojo x geto#satosugu#you told me i was your closest friend and im a satosugu & sasunaru shipper what did u expect lmfaoo
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Can you imagine if every muscle in your body worked like your tongue
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Today we got a new WiFi router thing and I made the password Spencer Reid. Like a normal person would (I am lying)
#star child speaks#spencer reid#criminal minds#spencer reid criminal minds#dr spencer reid#im mentally unwell#i need serious help#and him#he would fix me#(i would ruin him)
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So I'm planning on doing my English homework about Hamilton and the American Financial System. My source is Ron Chernow's biography. There is one problem.
I have like 4 days to put the thing together and this book is massive! I can't read 800 pages!
And the tabels of content do not help AT ALL! Like what are these titles?
If somebody read it please help?!
#amrev#american revolutionary war#amrev fandom#hamilton#historical hamilton#alexander hamilton#historical alexander hamilton#alexander hamilton biography#ron chernow#help#I need serious help
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:33< proud member of tumblrclan stay away twittypets ᕙ( ¤ 〰 ¤ )ᕗ
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Me opening up my Video to Gif app and getting ready to make a long tumblr analysis post about whatever I’m currently hyper-fixating on
#ineffable husbands lokius you name it#this gif is about the same quality as this post#lmao#good omens#Nina#I need serious help#armageddidnt-blog
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Something about hearing Tony Dalton do an impression of The Godfather….
From the Better Call Saul-Gag Reel Season 4
It’s a really good impression too I love it.
#that side profile of his oh my gosh#he has such a beautiful nose#this is for The Godfather girlies#i need serious help#tony dalton#lalo salamanca#better call Saul
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I obviously dont look at really rare games (even books) of Wall-E just to get my precious Wall-Eve content, i got like 50 images of them together and i had write over like... 5 fanfics about them in different scenarios even make an au that probably one day i will share (I have multiple aus actually). I miss them everyday i wish there was more content of them
Im the sanest Wall-Eve enjoyer ☝ /j
#wall e#wall e eve#i need serious help#they are so tragic#they are gay#they are in love#im normal#tragic yaoi
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In my HC, the "Hopkins Woman" in Ethan and Tobias's past is named Vincenza (or "Chenza"). I have an intense desire to change it to Francesca because... Hozier.
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