#i made this bc i felt so bad. bc i did these two the dirtiest in my first post.
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#i made this bc i felt so bad. bc i did these two the dirtiest in my first post.#still feel kinda bad about these but. yk. its ok.#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#stardew valley haley#stardew valley leah#stardew leah#stardew haley#sdv haley#sdv leah#sdv fanart#i keep typing haley’s name as brittney#in my mindscape. haley’s name is brittney.#also the quality is so dookie but i cant do anything abt it bc i draw on 400x400#my art
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| requested by anon: can you write headcanons for moriarty brothers meeting and having dinner with s/o's parents for the first time? and s/o's father is overprotective. thanks 🤍🙆🏻 |
william x reader; louis x reader; albert x reader
word count: 1857
tw: mentions of toxic behavior in albert’s hcs
a/n: IM BACK AND THRIVING BBS!!! it’s so good to be back again to writing!!! hhh i’m so sorry if this is far from what you wanted but i hope you all enjoy it nonetheless!!!! lowkey went off the railings w this one so 👀 also if i missed any tags, please let me know!!!!!
william: 803 words
it had been you and your father since you were younger bc your mom was the “lucky” choice of some noble
but you wouldn’t have it any other way
you two are very close and everyone in the town knows
that, and that you both hate nobles
so it’s no surprise when the moriartys move into town, you’re both less than pleased
you always try your best to avoid them whenever they come into your town and your father always begs his friends to take the nobles as customers, despite the fact it could be good for business
but the town you lived in was particularly small and you did end up bumping into william
literally
some stupid man didn’t see you crossing the road and you were nearly crushed by the carriage if it hadn’t been for the hand that pulled at your wrist
“i swear people these days don’t know how to drive carriages.”
you don’t know who you were expecting
BUT ANYONE BUT A NOBLE
“are you alright?”
“i’m fine thank you—“
you’re absolutely flustered
how did i not know that this was a noble??? he smells so clean!
“i’ve got to be on my way now!” and you left william there with no explanation
but lil did you know he actually knew who you were
or to an extent, you weren’t as sneaky as you’d hoped you’d be
he saw you hiding in corners and alleyways every time you two accidentally made eye contact
and some of the townsfolk actually told him a little about you and your father so he understood why you weren’t too welcoming
but to take great lengths to avoid him??? he is very intrigued
so he starts off small, trying to send you a kind smile before you dart off behind a fruit stall
he really tries his best to get close to you and after a few weeks (and a few persuasive friends), he finally gets to hold a conversation with you
and boy does he fall FAST
it takes a while but you finally reciprocate his feelings and he thinks its smooth sailing from there right???
lmao everyone knows your father is literally the most intimidating looking man that could ever walk the earth
if they didn’t know him personally, they would be afraid of getting curb stomped 🤠
i mean,, he’s a big softie but god forbid anyone even DARES to look at you in a romantic light
you warn william of this and he’s like “don’t worry love, it shouldn’t be too bad”
it is bad
even william has cold hands bc your father is giving him the dirtiest look
dinner isn’t even dinner it’s a grill with how much questions your father is asking him
it does NOT help that he’s a noble
“so,,, you’re a noble”
“your cooking is amazing sir”
your father leaves the table for a little bit and you can hear the quiet sigh of relief from william
“i’m sorry for my father”
“no, no,,, i just,,, your father’s really intimidating, isn’t he?”
you let out a chuckle and william relaxed, a soft smile gracing his lips
“he can be, but it’s just something he does.” you threw a wistful gaze at the door your father disappeared before.
“he’s just worried about you, i can see it. he doesn’t want you around people like me.” you grabbed his hand over the table and he gently squeezed your hand.
“if anything, if he’d give you a chance, he’d want me to be with you. noble or not”
you both continue to have a delightful conversation, your sweet laughs filling the room
however, you didn’t know your father was listening in on your conversation and he couldn’t agree more with william
your mother left with more than just a curt goodbye and unshed tears
she left you with a tear stained letter filled with sorrowful regrets and sincere apologies
he knew you would eventually grow up to be critical of the world and if you were to find out that your mother had left unwillingly, he was afraid that you would be too bitter towards the world
but as he hears your laugh and his worries are dulled down a little
he sees you smiling so happily at william and when he chances a glance at the noble beside you, his worries are completely erased
william’s looking at you the same way everyone swore he looked at your mother
it’s a gentle gaze filled with love and kindness, one that he knew could protect you and take care of you
your father hated nobles and hovered over you when it came to love
but he couldn’t help but hold back on questions when he came back and you instantly noticed that your father took a liking william
louis: 508 words
everyone knew you as “Little Noble” in your town
the sole reason being your father literally treating you like a noble lmao
he gave you the best of everything he could afford and tried his best to not let you do any work
tried
of course, you were a little angel and you HAD to help otherwise you’d cry about making someone else tired when you could’ve easily helped
you’ve carried this trait until your early twenties and there were no signs that you would stop
hence why you were bringing home some fresh fruits from the stall clerk before a man bumps into you
you were so caught off guard that your knee buckled and you fell on your butt
everyone was stunned into silence as you fell but louis was so apologetic
so when he helped you back up, he felt the chilling stares of the town burning into his back
and then you apologize for bumping into him when he was the one who bumped into you and you fell??????
“please, let me make you something! i feel so bad!”
he tries to decline but there was this odd pressure to say yes to you
he ends up going home with you
you’re both in front of the door before your father opens it, his eyes wide
“who is this boy?”
“oh, i didn’t get his name on the way here. what is your name?”
your poor father’s heart is pounding way too fast for his liking
“oh! look at that, thank you so much for bringing my child home! you should be going home now”
he tries to shut the door on louis but you hold it open and beckon louis inside
“i invited him here! i accidentally bumped into him earlier so i offered to make him something!”
louis is so awkward pls
your father reluctantly lets him in but gives him a side eye the whole time he’s in the house
“does your child do this often?”
“why? do you find it strange?”
YOUR FATHER IS SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PLEASE SAVE LOUIS
anyways, you finish making your treat and give it to louis, your father glaring at your interaction
louis is still a little stiff but the more you talk to him, his guard is let down a little
soon enough he has to leave and you wish him well
he leaves with a wave and a kind smile and you look over at your father who had been scowling since you appeared at the front door
“he is a bit cute, don’t you think father?”
your father sputters, stunned by your bold claim
“y-you’re still too young to think about men like that!”
you laugh and shut the front door, teasing your poor father about finding love while also wondering if you would meet louis again
as you talk with your father behind closed doors, louis smiles to himself as he thinks about the unusual encounter today
surely, if i met them again tomorrow, it would make for a pleasant day
albert: 546 words
he meets your father before he meets you
it was during a ball your parents organized in order to connect with the more prestigious nobles around you
your parents were obsessed with the way your family was viewed and apparently being an earl wasn’t enough
so albert hears about you when your father boasts about how you’re the perfect child who answered to his every beck and call
in all honesty, albert was disgusted
no one deserved to be brought up like that
he casually makes his way into the conversation and your father is seething
“my child is your age, it’s a shame you act like this, i would have thought of you as a prime husband for them”
who is this earl to tell him what to do?
needless to say your father crosses him off of the guest list for the next ball
days go by and your father doesn’t know that you’re currently in town, doing what you can to help the working class as best as you can
it is on one particular day of visiting an orphanage do you run into the eldest moriarty brother
you two exchange polite greetings and you both pause
“your father is the earl, is he not?”
“you are a general of the army, are you not?”
a brief mention of your father and your mood dulls slightly
“yes, but i’m here on my own accord”
he would kill you if he found out you were amongst the “filth” as he called them
“well, i’ve brought books for the children, would you like to help me read some to them?”
he seemed sincere enough to not want anything more from you, so you agreed
he was actually very pleasant to be around and you find yourself enjoying his company
the meetups continued to happen and soon enough, albert finds himself standing in front of the doors to your family estate
your father is not pleased at all
“it’s nice to meet you again, sir”
“i didn’t forget about what you said to me at our first meeting”
and you’re sitting there like,, ????? they’ve met??? and your father doesn’t like albert???????
of course, inviting albert to your home would have repercussions but you didn’t expect your father to be so hostile
he was always hostile towards other nobles unless they were of higher importance than him
but for him to hate albert so quickly and openly??? this was quite new
you had mentioned that your father has always been one for power so it was clear to albert that you obviously grew up in a home that was more,,, toxic than protective
it was at dinner that this behavior reached its peak and albert despised the atmosphere and the way your father treated you
“i’ve come here to ask for your child’s hand in marriage”
your father rejects the idea without any hesitation
“i refuse to have them live the rest of their life in your household when they could do so much better”
when you invited albert that night, you knew there would be repercussions with your father
but what you didn’t expect was that you would leave your father and adopt the moriarty name as your own, the family welcoming you with open arms
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bad guy (Javier Peña x f!reader)—part 3
summary: in the aftermath of what’s probably Javi’s biggest mistake, you decide to call him out on his bullshit and take matters into your own hands.
word count: 3.4k
warnings: pure angst (some sexual tension thrown in there bc it’s Javi we’re talking about), strong language.
gif: @pascalsky
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Javier fucked it up.
Bigtime.
There was no way to go around it, no way of lying his way out and certainly no way of explaining it. It was as obvious and retched as it could be.
When you had shockingly barged into his apartment to drag him back to the office for an unexpected raid at a supposed Cali laboratory, Javier’s heart nearly sunk completely. He had not once felt embarrassed or ashamed in bed, and yet now, there he was, flushed, miserable and regretful. He recognized from a single look on your face that you were also disappointed and hurt.
And it made him feel like the dirtiest, cheapest and most cruel man in the world.
There he had been, pounding into that woman’s ass like there was no tomorrow, harshly grabbing the flesh on her hips, almost desperate to thrust his cock into her as deeper and faster as possible, and the second you saw and heard them... he was so close to throwing that prostitute out the door, butt naked as she was without a single trace of remorse.
There was nothing he could explain about what happened. You had caught him red-handed, and he had no way out. He wanted to defend himself, claim that it was a momentary lack of judgement or that his needs had gotten the worst of him yet again and he chose to follow that primal instinct, but that was not the truth.
The truth was, he overheard you and Horacio Carrillo talking at the office about some dinner.
He saw the surprised look on your face as he had asked you out, your shy and sincere smile as you accepted his invitation.
He saw Carrillo’s momentary smugness, his evident pride at the triumph he had just achieved, and he loathed it with every fiber of his being.
He felt everything at once, eating him alive like never before: jealousy, anger, disappointment, self-loathing... all of it.
Of course you would accept to have dinner with Carrillo, Javier thought grudgingly. He was, by any female standard, he supposed, a charming, handsome and determined man. He knew exactly what he wanted and he went for it without hesitation.
Something which Javier severely lacked in the romance department.
He was afraid, that much was true; he was terrified of having a significant other when his life was so tumultuous. And especially one who worked in the same environment and who could get injured or killed in the field at any point during the day.
When you did get shot, months ago, Javier felt a pain like no other. He had been so frantic that Messina had forced him to take a leave of absence to clear his head. And when he finally saw you back at the office, he smiled wider than he recalled doing in years. You were tough, and he knew it damn well.
But this time, he fucked it up.
You haven’t spoken a single word to each other at the office. You did not even throw him a single glance, which both Javier and Steve remarked, but Steve knew better than to meddle in between the two of you after the last time. He observed quietly, and even he saw how polite and gentle Carrillo was with you. It got him wondering if the two had somehow became an item, but the thought made no sense.
If you were crazy about Javier and he was crazy about you, then... what was standing in your way?
“Are you gonna give me that fucking folder or do I have to get it myself?”
Javier.
That’s what’s standing in your way.
Javier fucking Peña.
The insatiable, low-key self-destructive womanizer.
Steve threw him the folder from his desk and watched as a mindless and incredibly jealous Javier looked through it with mechanical motions, his eyes glued to Carrillo and the conversation he was having with you. He growled, barely perceptible, but Steve could clearly hear it.
“Alright,” Steve said, closing the folder in front of him and leaning over the desk, “what the hell’s your problem?”
Javier looked up, frowning.
“I’m just trying to work here, Murphy.”
“The hell you are. You’re not even here. You keep looking over your shoulder, you’re restless and you’re snapping at every single thing and person.”
Javier only stared at him in return.
“Mind your business, will you?”
Steve leaned more over the desk, whispering only so that Javier could hear him. Even he began feeling frustrated at how downright idiotic and stubborn his partner could be.
“What the fuck did you do to her?” he muttered.
“Nothing.”
“Really? Nothing?”
Javier shrugged, disgust and shame creeping their way back into his heart, shrinking it to the size of a peanut.
“Then why isn’t she even looking at you? She hasn’t said a damn word to you in two weeks.”
“You’re so quick to assume that I am at fault here.”
This time, Steve raised his brows, somehow hoping that Javier was joking.
“I am. Because you always seem to find a questionable and fucked up way to cope with how you’re really feeling and to avoid actually dealing with it. My instinct tells me you fucked up. Bigtime.”
Javier did fuck up.
Big, bigtime.
And there was no way of taking it back or fixing it.
He huffed, lowering his head so that he could avoid Steve’s judging eyes as well. He hated how transparent he had become as of lately, especially to Steve.
“She... saw something... she wasn’t supposed to see,” he mumbled, pretending to read the words spread out before his eyes.
“Such as?”
“I had company.”
Silence.
There was no response for a while. Javier looked up after some time and was met with Steve’s dumbfounded and frowny face, which told him more than enough. Of course he was annoyed with Javier. He was annoyed with himself, even. Javier had ruined any progress he had made with you, and he was incapable of being honest with you regarding his feelings and intentions.
And now, Horacio Carrillo had beat him to it.
Out of nowhere, Steve slapped him across his head, angering Javier for a moment until he realized that it had been a well-deserved hit.
“What the fuck’s the matter with you??” he whispered. “That’s a good woman who, for some reason, is head over heels for your thrill-seeking ass!”
“I know that, Murphy - “
“No, scratch that. She’s a fucking incredible woman who could kick your ass any day, and she should. Especially now.”
“I know that! I know that, okay??”
Javier rose from his chair, gaining the unwanted attention of some of the colleagues present, including Carrillo and you.
“Don’t you think I know that??” he rasped to Steve. “I know everything you might have to tell me, Murphy!”
“Then why are you being a fucking idiot?”
“That’s who I am! That’s how I am! An irreparable man with issues who fucks whores and drinks the night away!”
His eyes accidentally intersected with yours, who watched him with a blank expression. He maintained the eye contact ever so viciously, feeling his heart hurt in unimaginable ways, all the while making his way out of the office.
“And I can’t seem to be able to change,” he muttered as he walked past you and Carrillo.
It was around one a.m. when he heard the big thump against the door. There was no other sound succeeding it, so he opened, expecting Steve, but he sucked his breath in as you stood in the frame, face betraying hurt and anger clearer than ever.
You were wearing a black dress, knee-high which accentuated the beautiful outline of your legs, displaying just the right amount of cleavage, and a long coat over it. You had clearly been out, and the sudden thought of you returning from a late night date with Carrillo made Javier blind with rage.
He didn’t say a word to you and you didn’t either. You simply walked in, the sound of your heels clicking on the floor and seemingly judging Javier from just the way you walked.
“What are you doing here?” Javier finally muttered, positively confused.
You crossed your arms, being several feet away from him.
“What am I doing here? What am I doing here... good question, Javier. What do you think I’m doing here at this ungodly hour?”
There was no answer from him. He seemed to be too shocked to reply, which made you frown, only now with concern.
“What? Why are you looking at me like that?”
Javier gulped, quite amazed by his own reaction. “You’ve never… called me by my first name before.”
You took deep breaths and resumed your irritated speech, forcing yourself to ignore how affected and in how much of a trance Javier looked at you.
“I am here… because you are a complete and absolute idiot. An absolute moron. A complete, absolute fucking moron. You see me talking to Carrillo and your first instinct is to go fuck the first whore you can find? Seriously?”
“You’re angry.”
You clapped mockingly a few times, which made Javier feel much worse than before. He failed to look at you. It was pointless, really; he could practically feel your death stare and disappointment from your voice.
“You could have come to me and ask me. You could’ve just asked me. How difficult would it have been to simply ask me what was going on? Like a friend. Or not. Who the hell can tell anymore? But you said I was your friend.”
“You are.”
“Am I? Didn’t I used to get on your nerves for talking and being so efficient?”
Even though you were clearly pushing his buttons, Javier did not feel the need to respond in any way. It was somewhat true that, once upon a time when you first came to the office and got introduced to the team, he thought of you as overly ambitious and high strung, but within the first two months of you working together, his impression had changed drastically.
He soon found that you were everything an ideal woman was: strong, fierce, independent and resourceful, intelligent and gorgeous beyond measure, with the right amount of sarcasm and cockiness to spice it all up.
He failed to recall, however, when was the first time he started to realize that he had feelings for you. It might have been when you got shot on the field, for he vaguely remembered how agitated he had been. He never felt anxious and pained like that before.
It might have been the first night you two hung out after work and you laughed for hours on end like neither had.
Or it might just have been that very first day when you came into the office and introduced yourself.
“Am I really your friend, Javier?” you asked again, accentuating his name. “Cause I sure as hell don’t see Steve or any other dick possessor reacting the way you did.”
“I... can’t explain it, okay? It just... happened.”
He hadn’t a single clue as to what kind of force took over him as he approached you, trapping you against the wall.
“It just... happened,” you repeated with a gulp.
“It’s what I do. It’s what I always do when I need some distraction.”
“That’s the worst, most pathetic excuse I have ever heard.”
“I know.”
“Really? It just happened? You just so happen to bump into a prostitute, with your dick shoved up her ass?”
The way you were letting out your anger and displeasure at Javier’s filthy actions, paired with the accentuated obscenity of the words and the way you made no visible action to escape, it was all conspiring against Javier and his instincts, making him feel especially terrible and yet incredibly aroused, for some sick reason.
Which further made him feel like the scum of the earth.
“At least Horacio had the decency to ask me out,” you continued, at last moving away from him. “At least he had the guts to do it instead of sitting around, moping and telling me bullshit stories about how he sees me as a friend when in reality, things couldn’t be farther away from that.”
“Horacio? Are we on the first name basis with him now?”
You frowned, anger boiling in your veins upon witnessing his impertinence and stubbornness. “Are you surprised that I know his first name or what? Are you just thinking that we’ve already fucked?”
“No offense, but I really don’t want to know the kind of things you did or didn’t do with him.”
“I also didn’t need that image of you and that whore stuck in my brain, but it’s too late for that now, isn’t it?”
He looked at you bewildered, filled with shame.
“I would say we’re even, but you thinking of me and Horacio is nothing like what I have seen,” you cooed. “And we didn’t do anything, you fucking moron.”
Javier stared at you, eyes ecstatic just as he was. Those simple words went rapidly through him, changing his mood within a second.
“But you... were with him tonight. Weren’t you?”
His question carried no hints of accusation, nor anger or jealousy. He had become genuinely curious and interested, although fear seemed to have replaced his other previous emotions.
“Yes,” you replied, voice breaking a little. “Yes, I was with him tonight. We had dinner.”
“Then why are you—“
Your desperate laughter made him gulp. He regretted asking the question as soon as it came out. He had realized immediately how stupid it was.
Just like he felt.
“I turned down a good man tonight. An attentive, gentle and kind man. I traded that, all of that… for a fucking womanizer. Does that answer your question?”
“Carrillo isn’t exactly a holy or gentle man. Trust me.”
“But he is, Javier! He is! He fucking is, with me! And I don’t particularly trust you right now. He is kind and caring and funny and… all that I could think about tonight, and every other night when we went out… all that I could think, see or hear in my brain was the damn day that I went in looking for my partner, my colleague… and found him fucking the shit out of some woman with very loose morals.”
Javier lowered his head again, embarrassment sweeping his body like a tidal wave. It hurt him immensely to simply look at your teary eyes, your mad, flushed face, and to realize how badly he had fucked things up and how badly he had hurt you.
“You cannot possibly be so blind or so arrogant and pretend to not see or feel… the gut-wrenching way that I come looking for you. Every day, every night. You are in my head… so much so that it’s like… it’s like you own it. Like I… belong to you. And I hate this more than I can put into words, more than anything else. I cannot even begin to express the hatred that I feel because of the way you make me feel.”
“You’re in my head every goddamn day and every goddamn night. Every minute of every day, all I can think about is you. I swear.”
A single tear fell down your cheek as you watched, astounded, an exhausted Javier finally lowering the walls around his heart. His husky voice was breaking down as much as he was and his eyes were glued to yours as he walked up to you again.
“Then what the hell is wrong with you?” you asked, nearly choking on your words.
“Everything.”
You gasped, taking a good look at the broken man in front of you. His thumb ran across your cheek and wiped away your tear and you distanced yourself from him, sensitive to his presence.
“No, don’t—don’t do it. You know, I—I thought, at some point… that you really did give up those old habits. I thought that you really were trying so hard to be better. Not that I expect you to change for me or for anyone, but… silly me just thought that maybe you’d like to give something real a chance.”
“I did. I did do it. And then… Carrillo came and… had the guts to do what I couldn’t because… I’m a coward when it comes to these things. I am… a fucking coward. The idea of losing someone when dealing with criminals on the daily is what I do for a living terrifies me.”
“You’re not the only one who feels that way.”
“No, I—I know. I convinced myself for a long time that I should just deal with things alone because I can’t have someone, because I shouldn’t.”
“Again, weak excuse.”
You were simply unforgiving, and one thing was clear for Javier: it was exactly what he needed.
“When I met that woman at a bar and brought her back to my house… all the time, all the fucking time, from the moment we kissed until you found us… I imagined you. I imagined those sounds were yours, I imagined the skin I was touching was yours—“
“Oh, please!”
“It’s the truth.”
“Screw your truth. You can’t say things like these to someone and expect them to melt and fall on their knees for you!”
“I’m not—“
“I am not a trophy. I am not a prize, I am not any inanimate object, Peña. Is that clear to you?”
“Yes.”
“I am not the grand prize you have to win by saying you always picture me when you’re with another woman. That’s a shitty excuse for shitty behavior. And this—this just makes you the biggest idiot and jerk on this planet.”
“I know.”
“Stop... agreeing with everything that I say!”
“What do you want me to do then?”
There was silence for a little bit. The only audible sound were your breaths, uneven and nervous.
“I don’t think I can trust you outside the job,” you whispered unsteady.
“What do you want me to do? What do you need me to do?”
“Many things, honestly.”
“Tell me.”
Your lungs nearly gave out on you as Javier placed one hand around your waist and pulled you in, practically gluing your body to his.
“Like I said... I don’t trust you outside of work right now. And I don’t know the whereabouts of your mouth well enough to let it do more than talk right now.”
Javier chuckled, much to his and your surprise. “I’m very sorry for what I did,” he mumbled. “For hurting you.”
You tried to keep your ground and remain impassible to him, but he was looking at you with those big, regretful brown puppy eyes and you felt your heart flutter against your will and better judgement. You could feel that he was being honest. You couldn’t explain it, but you just knew he was truthful.
Still, that did not change how you felt. It did not change the pain you felt seeing him with that woman, though he had every right to do what he wanted with anyone. You were certainly nothing more but colleagues, barely even friends since their feelings for one another were entirely different.
“If you want me, you have to gain my trust first,” you replied.
“How?”
“Be open with me. How fucking hard do you think that is? Ask me out like a normal person. Ask me out… the way you said you would that night when you called me to your apartment.”
Javier let go of your waist and unknowingly bit his lower lip whilst staring at you with an unbelievable hunger.
Hunger which you now shared as well.
“Would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow night, in the best candle-lit restaurant in town, where you can order anything you want? Would you like to take a walk with me afterwards through the hot streets, under the moon-lit sky while I walk you home and kiss you goodnight?”
An eternity passed before you gave your answer.
“Yes.”
“Then I’ll... see you tomorrow?”
“See you tomorrow.”
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Ayeee its ya boi, schlatt addict-
So last year I got my foot caught in a bear trap, and I was just thinking about if the reader got hurt during a fight with another mc youtuber (in game ofc) and schlatt finds them really badly hurt, and he has to take care of them. Bc they can't walk and ya know ✨b l o o d✨
So yeah thats my idea, peace ✌
Oh dear god, I hope that everything it’s alright with your leg now!
Thanks for taking the time to request this, it’s so soft and I love it so much!
I hope you like it!
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Warnings: Cursing, mention of alcohool, light level of violence at the beggining.
That's what I got, but if you see anything that you want me to put in the warnings please let me know
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You had gotten into a pretty bad fight with Willbur after Schlatt had announced the festival, you were walking around the city, to make sure everything was fine when you had spotted him at the top of a tree, his eyes once so caring filled with rage.
You knew that wasn't the Willbur you met long ago, and since you were on Schlatt's side now, you went to confront him, it didn't end up well for you.
No one was expecting to fight on the day of the announcement, for that reason you weren't with your netherite armor, only wearing the black suit you liked so much to seem more serious.
It was a pretty suit, yes, but it didn't work well against arrows and a diamond sword, granted, you couldn't even imagine how Willbur got his hands on a diamond sword when he was wearing the dirtiest outfit you've seen in ages.
Nonetheless, the fight dragged through the forest, as both of you were screaming at each other, Willbur trying to make you see how he was the victim of the system, trying to get back to the country he loved so much, while you were trying to explain why the rules were made to keep him away.
When he stopped trying to convince you that he wasn't doing anything bad, and started to attack you with more rage than before, you knew you were right since the beginning, Willbur had gone mad in his exile.
He shouted curses at you, throwing punches in your direction until he could trip you and hold you down on the ground, he got his sword with hands trembling, a dangerous smile on his face as he put the sword at the top of your chest, you tried to move, tears forming in your eyes as you screamed trying to get him to lose his balance so you could escape.
It was to no avail, you could feel the sword slowly making contact with your skin, the pain running through your skin slowly, almost taunting you to do something to stop it.
You bit hard on the inside of your cheeks, tasting your own blood trying to not focus on the pain, it would only get worst and worst, you closed your eyes waiting for the blackness to swallow you whole right after Wilbur pierced through your chest, but the void never came to take you out.
What came instead was another sudden wave of pain, this time concentrating on your leg, as you opened your eyes, you could see the blood running through your chest, but what got your attention, was the sword impelled at your leg, there was blood everywhere, your clothes ripped in many places where Willbur had attacked you.
And thinking about the devil, he was gone, no words or apologies, no shadow lurking behind the trees to see if you would survive, simply gone.
As the adrenaline in your body started to go down, and the pain got bigger, your eyes started to close, they felt too heavy, but you knew deep down you couldn't pass out from the pain in the middle of the forest, so you did the only thing you could think of.
You called Schlatt for help, since your arms weren't too damaged to move, you grasp on the small string of consciousness to open the message board everyone could use as a sort of direct link to each other.
Typing out your coordinates you pressed sent, letting your hands fall limp close to your body, and finally letting yourself crave the dark embrace that awaited for you, telling yourself that it would be fine once schlatt found you, your vision turned dark, and you blacked out.
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When you woke up again, you were in a large room, in a massive bed, with lots of blankets organized messily around you, there was an enormous window from where you could see Manberg in all of its glory, as you were trying to get a better view by moving, the door of the room opened, revealing schlatt, with a tired expression carrying a small plate with what seemed to be mushroom soup.
"What the fuck you think you're doing woman?" He asked with his loud voice practically running to your side.
"Trying to get up?" You asked still trying to move your body to at least sit on the bed more comfortably.
"Yeah that's the fucking problem dumb bitch, you can't move or else the stitches can get worst." Schlatt argued putting the plate on the bed table at your side.
He pulled the blankets off of you so you could see the white bandages covering your leg, quickly you pulled your shirt a little so you could peek at your chest, there was also white bandages firmly wrapped in your torso, you looked at schlatt, feeling your face get hot as you pieced together the pieces of what probably had happened after you blacked out alone in the forest.
Before you could say anything about the whole situation though, Schlatt let out a sigh, rolling his eyes dramatically.
"Don't ever think about that, I asked Nikki to help with the bandages, and she is the one that dresses you up on some spare clothes she had with her."
You could feel yourself relax at that, nodding your head slightly Schlatt approached you, moving his hands so he could support your torso and pull you up, making you sit on the bed, after making sure you were comfortable enough the hybrid handed you the small plate with the soup.
"Nikki thinks you're going to be able to walk in two weeks, but if you have any problem with the wound, it can take three weeks or more, you can stay here while you're healing." Schlatt says before leaving the room.
You blink a few after he leaves, your face still a little hot as you think about how careful he held you to help you move your body, deciding to not give yourself a headache thinking about it, you start to eat the soup, only to be interrupted again by Schallat entering the room.
He was carrying a shit ton of magazines and random books, the hybrid crossed the room to come to the other side of the bed and let all of the magazines down at your side, he sat right beside you and moved the magazines around so you could see all of the titles.
" I also thought... you could get bored, so I got some shit for you to read if you want to." Schlatt said with a proud smile.
You could only smile in return and offer a quiet "thanks" as you went back to eat the soup, after you finished Schlatt quickly took the place and went out to the kitchen as you moved around a little, picking a random magazine you moved the others away so there could be more space for the president in the bed.
You knew he wouldn't leave your side, not until you were completely okay again, he was just looking out for you in his way, standing close and making sure you wouldn't have any problem in your recovery.
Just as you expected, he came back soon after leaving the plate at the sink, he sat once again beside you, putting his head at your shoulder you hummed quietly, moving your hand so you could caress the side of his face.
You had learned long ago that the ram hybrid was pretty touch starved, although he kept the charade of a tough guy that doesn't need anything else other than his whiskey, you've been on his side for what seemed like forever now.
Schlatt took your hand, placing a soft kiss on your wrist before moving his head, headbutting you lightly to gain your attention, you moved your gaze from the current magazine on your lap to his face.
"Don't ever do this again to me alright?" He said in a more serious tone, his fingers tracing the lines of your hand.
"Okay, I'll make sure to not get hurt again to take up your bed." You snorted with a small smile forming on your face.
"You know what I'm talking about, don't give me another heart attack like this one, I thought I lost you when you sent the coordinates and didn't answer when I asked what was happening." He held your hands more firmly, afraid that you would suddenly vanish right in front of his eyes.
Placing a small kiss on his temples you smiled with confidence, headbutting him lightly like how he had done moments ago.
"Don't worry, I promise to do my best to not get stabbed again."
That got Schlatt to laugh as he gave you some more space, squeezing your hand he moved on the bed, sticking his legs out and pushing a blanket over himself.
"You better do your fucking best alright, now, let's talk shit about those magazine people, and how they look so uncomfortable in the covers."
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Cloud Nine
Pairing: Kim Taehyung x Female Reader
Genre: Smut
Requested By: anon- “Hiiii umm cud u please write a smol drabble about taehyung getting reader drunk and drugged and having giggly drooly sex? If u want to ofc ok LUB U 💕💕💕”
Disclaimer: This smut briefly depicts the unknowing use of drugs on another individual. I do not condone this type of behavior unless it is consensual, nor do I believe that Taehyung would doing something like that. Be safe when you’re partying, babies. Watch your drinks.
also I’m using my iPad bc I don’t have a laptop anymore so I can’t put in a continue reading button,,I am truly sorry :(
You couldn’t believe you let your friend drag you out with her. These places were so boring when you’re alone, so there you were, watching your friend live it up on the dance floor. You sighed and leaned against the bar as you watched her, and you were just about to leave when a deep voice started speaking to you. You turned to find a tall man with red hair peering down at you. He said his name was Taehyung, and you couldn’t lie; he was fucking hot. However, you were there to look after your friend, so you tried blowing him off.
“It looks like your friend can handle herself.” He said as you both watched her grind against some poor dude she had picked from the crowd. “Just have a drink. Have a good time.”
He handed you a glass that you recognized as your own, so you didn’t hesitate to take it and down the rest of it despite the taste being a little off now.
“See? Isn’t that better?”
You both talked for a while, but soon, you started t feeling loopy, which was weird. You had only had two drinks that night including the one you just finished, so why did you already feel so drunk? You didn’t bother worrying with figuring it out. You wanted to dance, so you pulled Taehyung to the dance floor with you only to end up making out with him while you grind on each other.
“Wanna ditch this place?”
“Fuck yes.”
Then, you found yourself clumsily stripping in a stranger’s house with him pulling off his clothes as well. You followed him to his room and fell onto the bed, a symphony of laughter coming from both of you as he tugs off your bra. He left kisses everywhere he could find until his head was between your legs, licking and kissing sloppily. A mix of moans and laughter fell past your lips as you tugged on his hair, and despite his mouth being so busy, he was still saying the dirtiest things.
“You taste so fucking good.”
“You’re so wet~you like that? You like my mouth on you?”
“Oh fuck~yeah~cum for me~give it to me, puppy~”
“That’s a good girl~fucking cum all over my mouth~fuck~” he moaned as you rolled your hips against his mouth while riding out your high, but you didn’t stop. You kept moving your hips, and he laughed, “Does puppy want more?”
“Puppy want more~” you whined loudly.
He pushed himself to his feet and shoved his pants off, “Puppy wanna lick?”
Your eyes went wide for a moment. He was huge. He laughed at you and called you over, “Oh, don’t worry puppy~I’ll do all the work. Just sit.”
You tried standing up, but you immediately fell to your knees. You didn’t know what was wrong. Your legs were just so weak, and your arms were the same way. You could barely get them up now, but you really didn’t care because your mouth was being pulled open. Your vision was blurry, but you could make out Taehyung’s sparkling eyes as he shoved his cock in your mouth. It was messy. You were messy. Your pussy was dripping, and drool spilled from your mouth as he fucked it, his big hands holding your head in place while he thrusted.
“What a good girl~letting me-ah, fuck~use her~” He started to slow after a bit, and he smiled down at you, “Is it good, puppy?”
“So good~” you try to say around his cock, but it comes out as more of a mumbled, moaned mess.
“Oh my god~” he groans, “Do that again, and you’re in for a rough night, babygirl.”
You giggled around his cock and started bobbing your head on your own, and he’s moaning again. His voice was so deep and smooth. You could feel yourself dripping between your legs, and you were sure the floor was soaked under you. Suddenly, you were face down on the bed, and he’s shoving his cock in you. You cried out because of his size, and he laughed above you.
“Oh, puppy can’t you handle this?” He taunted, staying still inside of you, “Do I need to go slow?”
“S-Slow~t-too bi-big~!” You pouted, and he laughed again, leaning down for a moment to whisper in your ear.
“You’re so cute, sweetheart~thinking you make the rules here.” He licked up your neck slowly and nipped at your ear, “Too bad you don’t.”
Then, he was moving, slamming into you mercilessly and stretching you out so nicely. At first, it hurt. You were so overwhelmed with him pulling your hair and holding onto your hip as he plowed into you, but soon, you were so blissed out that you didn’t even know your own name. You were feeling so warm and fuzzy and full, and drool spilled out of your mouth as your whole body shook with the force of his thrusts.
“See? I knew you could take it. I knew that fucking cunt of yours could handle me.”
“Because you’re a good girl~with a wet pussy ready for me to ruin~my good girl~good puppy~”
“Puppy wanna cum? Huh? Puppy wanna cum for daddy?”
“C-Cum fo-for daddy~~~” you managed to get out despite your throat feeling like sandpaper at this point.
“Yeah, cum for me? That’s it.” He praised eagerly, “Come on, cum on this big dick~I know you want to~I can feel your greedy little hole squeezing me~~just let go, puppy~”
Before you knew it, he was fucking you through two orgasms, and he praised you after each one. After the second, he flipped you onto your back, and he just looked down at you.
“You’re so pretty, babygirl~” Taehyung murmured softly, and you giggled. You couldn’t make out much of his face because your vision was so blurry, but you could hear him chuckle along with you before leaning down to kiss you. His lips tasted so sweet, but he broke away, throwing your leg over his shoulder and pushing his cock back inside you. He was back to fucking you as hard as he could while saying the nastiest shit and grabbing and slapping your breasts to listen to you giggle as you cried out his name.
“You’re such a silly puppy~” he giggled with you, letting his hand find its way to your neck.
You smile and let your mouth fall open, saliva falling down the corners of your mouth as your body jolted with his thrusts.
“So cute~” he smiled, but then he tsked, “So messy~”
His voice was light and airy. Almost heavenly, but suddenly, it changed. He forced two of his slender fingers into your mouth and growled, “Messy bitches get muzzled.”
That sent you over the edge for the fourth time that night. You came with your eyes rolled back, mouth wrapped around his fingers, and your body shaking, and you would swear that you’ve never felt better.
“Oh fuck~!” He moaned, his voice going higher for a moment before he was filling you up, and you didn’t care one bit. You didn’t know how old this guy was, what he did for a living, or even his last name, but you didn’t care. What mattered to you was how beautiful he looked while cumming inside of you. Fingers down your throat, hugging your leg as he jerked his hips, face all scrunched up as he groaned in pleasure. Once he started coming down from his high, he pulled his hand away from your mouth and let it trail down to your clit, and you jerked when he started rubbing.
“So sensitive~” he giggled as he rubbed you, “So good~~such a good puppy~letting me fill you up~”
All you could do was moan and laugh in response. Everything was so blurry, and your whole body was so, so warm. All you could do was focus on him. His face, his eyes, his mouth, everything was so beautiful. He pulled out of you and gently let your leg fall, and you whined as you felt his cum leak out of you.
“You made me cum so much~your little cunt can’t hold it all~” He spoke in awe, marveling at the sight between your legs.
“Good~~” you slurred, “Feels good~”
“Yeah?” He cocked an eyebrow. “It feels good to be filled up by a man you don’t even know?”
His eyes sparkled as he said such dirty things, and his smile was so precious as if he was enjoying something completely innocent. Your giggle was like music to his ears as you nodded eagerly, “want more~wanna do it again~”
“Get on your knees then, puppy~make daddy hard again~”
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Modern!Billy Hargrove Headcanons
(Ok!! So this idea came to me and idk how many of these there are on here but I it doesn’t matter because this is gonna be great!)
(EDIT 2/15/18: I’VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR LITERALLY TWO MONTHS I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE THIS!!!)
So we all know that Billy likes looking pretty for his ladies based on how long he probably took to do himself up for his date in episode 8.
So we KNOW that the modern boy would be ALL👏🏻ABOUT👏🏻SKINCARE👏🏻
He does face masks like twice a week. One for stress relief and another of random choice from his collection of free samples
When he goes into the store, he pretends to be shopping for you but really it’s for him so he can get the samples
You have ‘girls’ night in and wear your masks and you paint your nails and Billy wears fluffy socks after he puts lotion on his feet because he’s an ‘old man’.
Modern Billy would hate smoking. Hate it with a fucking passion. Lemme explain myself ok?
In the 80s, people were smoking because that was the thing to do. You just did. So everyone smoked.
But now that we know all we know about how bad it is for your skin and lungs and your general health (no shade to anyone that does smoke, it’s your choice but you have to know the dangers and you probably do)
So Billy would smoke for a couple years and then when he got together with you, he stopped because you wouldn’t kiss him if he tasted like cigarettes
To keep Billy from smoking, you replaced his cigarettes with lollipops
Like those Dum Dum lollipops. The ones you can buy in a bag of 100 or something.
You’d put them in his car in place of his cigarette cartridge, on his bedside table, on his desk, in the pockets of all of his jackets
He was never without a lollipop in his mouth
Your favourites on him were bubblegum and blue raspberry
His favourites were cherry and lemon lime
Billy is all about protection and consent in every way possible!!!!
He wants you to feel like you’re safe with him and that you can be assured that you’re not going to get pregnant
So before the two of you even get naked, you’ve talked about condoms and birth control and all that jazz
Depending on if you’re already on birth control for menstruational reasons, this part of the conversation is easy
Condoms are another thing
Billy tries to pull that ‘condoms make me uncomfortable’ shit and you’re not having it
‘Either you wear a condom or you’re not getting ass at all’
Billy wears a condom from then on
He totally buys the funny ones to make you laugh
Like he once bought a neon coloured box of them and you nearly pissed yourself laughing you couldn’t even have sex
The first time you had sex, Billy was nervous as all hell because he knew that you felt your body was a temple and if he disrespected you, he’d be out on the curb
So he went super slow, asking if everything he did was okay
‘Can I go down on you?’
‘I’m just gonna open your legs like this, is that okay?’
You’re like ‘just fuck me already’
Modern Billy still loves his cars
He works on them all the time
He’s one of those guys that finds really shitty cars on the side of the road that have been abandoned or in junk yards and is like ‘yep new baby’
You just love walking into wherever he’s set up shop to see him without a shirt, jeans still as tight as ever, grease stains in the dirtiest places
Like there’s on right in the center of his crotch and he’d bring them to you and be like ‘oh how did that get there???????’
“Baby come kiss me”
“No you’re dirty”
“That’s never stopped you before”
Billy surprising you at work all the time
He starts recording himself going to your work every couple days to bring you coffee or lunch or anything
“Excuse me?”
*gasps because he scared you*
“I brought you your lunch”
He hands you a bag of your favourite food and you immediately break for lunch because you missed your man and you want to spend time with him
You totally live together if that wasn’t obvious by now
Your apartment clashes because Billy is an alpha male who doesn’t pick up anything and just slings stuff wherever there’s an empty space
You however can’t stand when he does that
You’ve managed to get him to replace the toilet paper roll when he finishes one, put the toilet seat and lid down and take off his shoes before walking on the carpet
He still doesn’t put his jacket on the hook by the door but that doesn’t matter because if you’re both coming from somewhere, the entryway is going to be littered with clothes anyway ;)
Which brings me back to sex ofc
So
Sex happens everywhere
On the floor, on the couch, in the shower
Floor sex happens when you come back from a night out on the town and too many guys were looking at you the wrong way
Couch sex happens the day after the night out when you’re both nursing hangovers and all you want to do is spoon so you do but you also fuck
Shower sex is one of those things where it happens rarely and only if you’re both 100% in the mood like if you’re not, not happening
You have sex on the counter and it’s rough and hard and fast and sexy and you can’t get enough and you just want him more and more and more
Sex in an abandoned parking lot at two in the morning in Billy’s car where the windows fog up and you rock the car on its wheels until the sun comes up
Sex in your bed is by far the best though, of course
I mean, you’re both comfortable, you’re both completely naked, you can fall asleep together right afterwards
Bed sex is slow and sensual
Billy thrusts into you slowly and sucks on your neck
He runs his hands all over your body and through your hair
He lifts both of your legs up over his shoulders and now you’re in missionary
Billy presses you to his chest while he fucks you like this, your nails digging into his back
Not painful, but on the edge of too much pleasure
After sex time
YOU👏🏻ARE👏🏻THE👏🏻THE👏🏻BIG👏🏻SPOON👏🏻BC👏🏻MODERN👏🏻BILLY👏🏻IS👏🏻A👏🏻SOFT👏🏻BOY👏🏻
Road trips all the time!!!
You’re both so young and you’re already living together
You need some time to grow but who says that you can’t grow together?
Literally no one
So you drop everything for the weekend and go to the beach, rent a beach house but usually just camp out of the trunk of your car
(You convinced Billy that sex is better in the hatchback of your car than in the backseat of his for the trip. This is almost a daily argument that you guys have and it always ends up in test runs in both cars ;) )
You cook burgers and hot dogs on the mini grill you brought and wrap yourselves up in a giant ass blanket and look at the stars
Talk about the future with each other
Plan your lives together
Modern Billy being in love with the idea of having kids and raising them
He had a shitty childhood and being a teenager sucked ass
(In my AU, instead of projecting out onto others as much as he does, Billy also grows from his abusing father and has a solid relationship with Max after he moves away from his family)
So Billy would be in a constant wave of baby fever
He’d stop moms on the street and coo at their babies
He’d love to go to parks with you and just stare at the kids
Thinking of babies made him think of marriage
Which leads me to....
Billy is not rich by any means
He essentially ran away from home as soon as he was a legal adult and had his high school diploma
He had been secretly packing his stuff up for months and storing it at friends houses and in the backyard of his house
He met you and moved into your apartment with you when you both decided things were going to be serious
So
When he decided he wanted to marry you, he knew he loved you
He had spent his whole life in a rocky home
His father was never around and when he was, his parents fought so hard the pictures rattled off the nails and onto the floor
So if he wanted to marry you, it meant that he trusted you and believed there would be a future with you
He spent weeks hovering around ring stores, looking and looking but never finding the right one
He became frantic, sure that if he didn’t propose soon, he would lose you
He wouldn’t but he didn’t want to be right in his doubt
So after a romantic dinner and even better dessert (ifyaknowwhatimsayin’) you’re slightly disappointed because it was the perfect set up for a proposal
Like Billy splurged on you for dinner
You wore your new red dress
You rolled over and were half way asleep when Billy prodded his elbow into your back
Now you were irritated
You turned sharply to snap at him when you saw the look in his eyes
You’re left speechless
His eyes are so soft, this beautiful sky blue
His bottom lip is between his teeth and he has his arm out for you to roll into his chest
But first he says those words
“Will you marry me?”
You immediately burst into tears
Billy panicks
“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Just forget it!!”
You smack him and say of course you’ll marry him, stupid!
You fall asleep after you calm down and Billy just has the biggest smile on his face
Out of everyone on the planet, he managed to find you
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I mean, all that haven't been answered already. You don't really have to do them all if you don't want to
(1) For that questions thing, if you do all of them, I’ll do all of them
TOO BAD BITCHESHERE WE GO
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
not too important
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
worth……. what? the time? I mean, if both people make each other happy then hell yeah
4. Are you in a relationship?
nope
5. Are you in love?
I’m……. not in a relationship……
6. Are you single this year?
yeah I”m not in a relationship but I’m not single either. you know how it is. /s
7. Can you commit to one person?
I feel like I could. I don’t have much experience w long-term relationships tbh
9. Describe your perfect mate
-likes me
-is nice
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
nah, but I believe in lust at first sight
11. Do you ever want to get married?
it sounds cool. it’s hard to imagine bc I’m pretty young still. I really just want to wear a wedding dress and shove cake in my face while my close friends and family watch tbh
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
hell no. once someone betrays me, they go on my Shit List. and then I never forget them and constantly wish them the worst of luck
15. Do you have any piercings?
no
16. Do you have any tattoos?
no
20. Do you shower every day?
bitch I don’t even sleep every day
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I mean, I’m sitting in the same room as my roommates and talking on the group chat so I sure damn hope so?
if it means romantically, then no
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
yeah
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
oh god I hope not. unless I somehow become a lady-killer overnight, and learn about what relationships are actually supposed to be like.
but ultimately I want to make sure I know what I’m doing with my life too? like I know some of my friends want to move after graduation and others want to stay and like…. what if I want to move and my gf doesn’t? what if my gf wants to move and I don’t? there’s a lot of things I’m not sure about in regards to my future so I feel like sharing that would give both of us a lot of stress
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
maybe?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
nah
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
uhh….. I don’t think so?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
I can’t say for 100% certainty that I have…… but it sure damn seemed like it
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
no, I’m not a shitty person. like I admit I’m not a good person, but I’d never do that to someone. it’s just…… so shitty
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
yeah. idk if it really counts as plastic surgery per se, but one of the things I’ve considered is getting laser hair removal because I’m super lazy and I hate shaving but I like the aesthetic of shaved legs
but then I found out that laser removal isn’t permanent and is expensive and I quickly decided against it but it was definitely an idea
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
yeah
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
yeah
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
gross
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
……..
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
no
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
I’m a lesbian. It practically comes with the title
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
no, but at the beginning of the friendship with my ex my parents didn’t like her at all
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
not really
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
hahahaha…. yeah
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
bitch u bet ur ass I have
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
48 hours give or take a few seconds
43. How long was your longest relationship?
one week lmao
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
………….one
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012?
I think I was still in middle school? everybody knows you don’t overcome cooties until you’re in high school
47. How old are you?
20
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
if we’re dating? “bye bitch”if it’s just a crush? “cool, go get ‘em tiger” (and then depending on how close I am to them, I might be sad a while)
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
I love how she just…………. doesn’t exist
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
FUCK NO. I’d probably punch her in the face tbqh
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
maybe? hmm probably not.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
I give up on crushes all the time. I feel like that’s just part of crushes in general.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
all h//eterophobes
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
see aforementioned Shit List
55. Share a relationship story.
uh after my ex and I broke up we went to a froyo shop down the street from my school and it was really awkward bc we were trying to be friends still after a rough breakup and then one of the employees came by and was like “hey can I take your picture and post it to our facebook?” bc they wanted us as models or something I guess? and we kinda just look at each other and go “……no”
57. Things you want to say to an ex
a. fuck you
b. I hope he treated you as bad as you treated me
c. you’re literally the scum of the earth
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
a. cuddles
b. going out of the way to do something nice for me
c. gifts of any kind, especially hand-made stuff
d. remembering little details about me
e. attention
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
ok I’ll do that after I post thisI know I have something conrad tagged me in about pics of myself so I’ll do those together
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
I think it’s just been a 1 year gap
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
their sense of style
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
love me with all of their heart 👌😩
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
well, when two people love each other very much……..
64. What is your definition of cheating?
damn, even just thinking of another person romantically
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
connect 4
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
does d&d count?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
a n y t h i n g
as long as I can spend time w my date I’m happy
68. What is your sexual orientation?
lesbian
69. What turns you off?
anything phallic
70. What turns you on?
a lightswitch
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
die for me 😍
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
I luv…… hair….. it’s always so good-looking 👌
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
alison always makes me super nice handmade gifts and it’s so nice
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I legitimately can’t think of anything, sorry
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
there’s definitely an acceptable range. and it varies, especially as one gets older (like 20-25 seems weird, but 40-45 doesn’t seem too bad)
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
I used to lay on the ground all the time at my high school. the floor is pretty dirty tbh.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
senior year of high school.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
never. (unless like friend/family love, which would be today, ~2 hours ago?)
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Teresa Palmer, Cara Delevingne, Diane Guerrero, Yael Grobglas, Grace Victoria Cox
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my roommate probably
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
……you know, this whole time I never really understood the question, but now that it’s 4am I get it. yeah. in fact, that’s probably one of the only ways I can find girls to date.
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1. Are looks important in a relationship? i am attracted to personality before appearance, but appearance definitely matters as well
2. Are relationships ever worth it? hell yes
3. Are you a virgin? no
4. Are you in a relationship? yes
5. Are you in love? yes
6. Are you single this year? no
7. Can you commit to one person? yes
8. Describe your crush. the absolute love of my life kindest person i’ve ever met and my best friend.
9. Describe your perfect mate. smart, funny, kind, good at sex.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
11. Do you ever want to get married? yes
12. Do you forgive betrayal? no
13. Do you get jealous easily? yes
14. Do you have a crush on anyone? my boyfriend?
15. Do you have any piercings? yes, tragus
16. Do you have any tattoos? nope
17. Do you like kissing in public? yeah but just pecks, not making out lol
20. Do you shower every day? yes
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? i fucking hope so, he always says he does
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? no
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? yes
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? i would love to be married in around 3-5 years tbh but i think it’ll be a few more years. hopefully within 10?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? yes, and i am in one.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? yes
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? no
28. Have you ever been cheated on? sort of?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone? absolutely not.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? yes, i’d change a lot of things. i’ve thought about a nose job and a boob job.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? yes
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? yes
33. Have you ever had sex with a man? yes
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? no
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? not by much but yes
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? yes
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? lol unfortunately yes and they were right
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yes
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? yes? but it was completely unjustified on my part i was just sad and lonely
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? no
41. Have you had sex so far this year? yes
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? not long haha
43. How long was your longest relationship? as of right now i’m going on three months in my first ever relationship
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? just this one
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? none
46. How many times did you have sex last year? none
47. How old are you? 19, but my birthday is tomorrow!!
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? i would be heartbroken
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? his character
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? it would depend on what he did, but considering we are currently together i would assume yes?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? yes
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? not that i can think of
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? i think one or two people are mad but that’s okay.
54. Is there someone you will never forget? lots of people.
55. Share a relationship story. the first time he and i ever held hands was the cutest thing in the world. i was so nervous and so was he so we both drank a lot at this party we were at and we were walking back to his place and i really wanted to hold his hand but i was afraid he’d reject me so i pretended i was way more drunk than i was and i just brushed against his hand while we were walking until he started to return my attempt and then we held hands and i put my head on his shoulder while we walked and walking into his apartment holding his hand made me so fucking happy it was such an innocent thing
56. State 8 facts about your body. tall, blonde, blue eyes, pretty fucking pale, kind of a mess at all times (i can’t think of 8 sry)
57. Things you want to say to an ex. not an ex, but to the person i was seeing right before i started dating my boyfriend: fuck you for taking advantage of me, fuck you for taking advantage of her, fuck you for leading me on, and fuck you for thinking you could guilt your way back into my life.
58. What are five ways to win your heart? kindness, intelligence, showing interest in me, appreciating/showing interest in my interests, and humor
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) no
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 2 years?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? probably height if it’s extreme, if not usually their general body type.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? to me would be just to dominate me, for me would be literally anything: driving me to the airport, bringing me food when it’s been a rough day, surprising me with flowers, things like that
63. What is your definition of “having sex”? having sex in my mind is fucking, but i guess anything stimulating the genital regions would probably be considered sexual
64. What is your definition of cheating? anything you wouldn’t do in front of your partner/anything your partner would not explicitly give you permission to do with another person
65. What is your favorite foreplay routine? i love when bf kisses my neck, but he doesn’t do that very often. a lot of times it starts with me going down on him and just kinda progresses to him doing stuff to me which then leads to sex.
66. What is your favorite roleplay? dom/sub
67. What is your idea of the perfect date? anything out of the ordinary tbh. if one of us cooks the other dinner, that works. going out to dinner, a movie, an event. anything where i get to spend time with him.
68. What is your sexual orientation? i’ve considered myself pan for a while but i’m definitely much more into guys than girls. idk.
69. What turns you off? bad smells and coercion are p much it
70. What turns you on? anything he does hahaha
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? i’ve had dreams almost identical to this orgy porn with the red room and all these people fucking. it was hot.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex? when he says ‘fuck babe’ or ‘you feel so good’ or anything really dominant or aggressive i just melt
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? i just really love surprises so coming home to dinner or my laundry done or a planned date would just make me melt
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? height
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? bf woke up at 4am to drive me to the airport which is honestly not that big of a deal but no one does shit for me
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? idk
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? if it’s consensual and there’s not a bad power dynamic happening who fucking cares
78. What’s your dirtiest secret? ooh idk. i don’t really have dirty secrets. i’ve watched some weird porn but that’s about it
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? i can’t remember tbh.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? like 2 minutes ago
81. Who are five people you find attractive? my bf, and very few other people bc negative personality traits are a huge turn off lol
82. Who is the last person you hugged? my mom
83. Who was your first kiss with? some rando at a party
84. Why did your last relationship fail? n/a
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? maybe
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9/1/17, 1:04am - Girls, Fertility, Etc
Ok, computer’s tryna brick out on me so that’s a pain in the ass but I really wanted to write about this week before I got too far away from it because it was fucking incredible lol.
That date with Sally that I left off on ended up going absolutely phenomenally.
It almost crashed and burned though. Right when I got off work and we were supposed to meet up she stopped responding to me. I thought she pulled the dirtiest flakeout I’ve ever seen when I got around waiting for 45 minutes, but eventually she told me where to meet up with her lol.
At her apartment complex I stood out in the lawn, waving at this cat that was on its hind legs staring at me through a glass door. As I’d wave it’d shimmy around. Such a cuuutey.
She finally came outside after a bit, and she said she kind of wanted sushi which I was just going to suck up. But as we walked across the parking lot her dog freakkkkked out whining, it was so loud and tragic sounding that we decided to just stay in and get food delivered if we wanted it later. (We didn’t, probably should’ve, I hadn’t eaten all day lol)
First I got to know her pets a bit. Her dog was rambunctious as fuck, and her cat was the calmest friendliest cat I’ve seen in a fucking minute. Like snuggling up on my hand licking me to pieces friendly. I fixed her dog’s collar, and she was kind of impressed immediately by how well I got along with both of them.
I made us some coke and rum, we sat down and watched the tick and cuddled with her pupper in the dark for a while. After three episodes and three more coke and rums we were both pretty fucking tipsy and started to ignore the show in favor of just talking about shit. We were talking about chinese food (she loved that I’d tried all her favorites at Gourmet Kingdom), and religion and a whole bunch of stuff, tried to restart the show a few times, but got distracted making out instead lmao. We fucked on her couch.
We both wanted to smoke one of her cigarettes but she didn’t have a lighter, so she dared me to run naked across her apartment complex parking lot to get one from my car. I popped outside and was immmeeddddiately almost spotted by this family of like 5 or 6 people that walked out at the same time. Hid behind a tree and tweeted about it lmfao.
So when I got back we sat outside on the porch, her on my lap, both of us naked smoking cigarettes and chatting about whatever. It was a beautiful fucking night. Then she invited me back to her bedroom and we had sex some more and passed out.
I woke up throwing up with a terrible hangover. Probably should’ve eaten something. She didn’t remember much, but we talked about how she had a good time and we want to see each other again. It’s just hard with my schedule taking up all my weekends. I guess we’ll see.
So Sunday I came back home, ate some wendy’s and nursed my hangover by finishing watching the tick (pretty solid, actually. Definitely enjoyed it). When I felt better I hit up Becky to see if she still wanted to hang out. She said she still wanted to, I went into the bathroom to wash up and found out Sally fucking chomppped my neck, gave me one of the biggest hickeys of my life lmfao.
Hanging out with Becky was awesome, too. We watched the new Death Note movie, and she’s really into horror movies so we watched Children of the Corn since neither of us had seen it. Went down on each other and went out to chipotle lol. While we were eating she told me that she does the same finger gun-point thing I do, and that apparently it’s a stereotypical bi thing. That’s fuckin neat/weird lmao.
We went back to my place, watched the first episode of stranger things and then fucked a bunch, cuddled and talked about anime for a long time. Bonus self esteem points for a girl wanting to fuck the shit out of me totally sober lol.
I’m supposed to see her again tomorrow before I head out to work. Gonna go to her club meeting where she’s gonna teach me some japanese! Pretty fucking cool. Both of them are awesome. There’s no way this could backfire on me, right?!
lol anyway, Monday I went out to hang out with smith and dan all day. Smoked and played melee for hours. Got bodied in tournament, probably shouldn’t have entered lol it’s too hard to play high. I was like napping under a table. Hung out at smith’s that night playing rivals of aether and smoking, got caught up on Dragonball Super with him, was super cash.
But the reason I stayed there was for my fertility test on tuesday! Almost fucking overslept and missed it lmao, but made it there late enough that they’d still see me (called ahead thank god lab appointments aren’t so strict). Got the results just a couple hours later and I’m sterile! Fucking made it, fam. No more pregnancy scares, nothin. So pumped actually lol.
Hung out with Karn for a sec before heading back home to gboro. Was going to skip entering the tournament because I felt really off, but did anyway and managed to get fourth. Pretty neat, but missed making some money by thiiiis much lol.
Went out to karaoke and smoked with some people out back again. People fucking love me there, I love greensboro so much. It’s like living in easy mode where everyone just thinks you’re great.
Actually for the first time someone hated me instantly it was this fat chick who was making these 4 bear pun jokes and I was reallllly stoned and just didn’t get it so I was like “why? Is it because you’re a bear?” and I snorted and she fucking gives me these Daggers and says “no it’s because my name is Panda, you fucking asshole.” lmao I guess my fat shaming comes out a little too easy.
There was also this suppppper plastered dude there who saw that me and this girl knew all the words to this song that someone was singing (I mean it’s karaoke people pick fucking popular songs), so he claps us both on the shoulders and he was like “HEY. Have you (points to girl) met him?” so we like semiawkwardly shake hands lol. Then he claps his arm around my shoulder and gives me this sly look and says “eh? I’m pretty good, huh?” I about laughed my ass off hahahah.
She was fairly cute. Had some acne, but a nice body. I thought she was going to have to hate me bc she was friends with that panda girl (which occurred afterwards) but then when she saw me sing she actually wanted to talk to me a bit. Complimented me a bunch, said I did great. I said I’m glad to hear it because i’m never really sure. And she said “well it doesn’t really take much to please this crowd.” I asked her what she did and she said wait tables, and I say yeah but what about for fun I think. She said Well I hate myself so I’m here most of the time. I Actually laughed my ass off that time. Was just like “same, tbh. Too me for me.” I’ve been getting drunk and saying ‘t.b.h.’ a lot like it’s a better word lmfao. Idk. her name’s mary though.
I had hit up my gay queen friend Josh to see what he was up to, and he encouraged me to hit up the bar near my house to hang out with him and his friends. Is like referring to his friends as the queen’s guard and shit it’s all way too tryhard for me. We were gonna go party at someone’s house so he had me pick up a bunch of beer. Instead we went back to his place and had a really long heart to heart and made out for a while. He was a much better kisser than most guys and his lips were nice, but godddd fucking damn do I hate the roughness of dudes’ faces. I warned him a bunch of times that I was just teasing him and that we weren’t going to hook up, but he wanted me to stay and cuddle with him, so I did. He was talking shit saying he could beat me at smash bros, so I had to lmfao. We played a bunch and made out some more and he wanted me to give him a massage or some shit because I had been rubbing his shoulders earlier, but I wasn’t really having it. We ended up hanging out until like 7am so I was just like “alright nah I’ve gotta go to sleep now.” Then in the morning I said I had to go throw up and was going home even though he wanted me to stick around.
It was honestly a pretty weird experience, not in that it was awkward that he wanted to hook up with me so bad, but moreso in that a lot of the things he said or did to try to get me to stay or hook up with him were like... literally the exact same kind of moves I had pulled with girls in the past. Like I heard my own words coming out of his mouth and that was very amusing. Like I literally laughed in his face when he was talking about some positive characteristic of my personality. I mean we did have a nice heart to heart about a lot of shit, but He kept saying shit like “i know we had a connection the moment I met you” and shit, and it made me think he was just trying too hard to see shit that wasn’t there. Acting like that other dude who wanted to hook up with me while I was stoned as balls. Maybe all dudes really are pigs? bahahaha. w.e. Actually, nah. Like Josh’s friend Prevo or whatever was actually a super respectable dude, seems like he really cares about his daughter and everything. But at least most are. At least I am lmfao.
I remember I got some great hot dogs from this woman on the curb named cherl. Ball park franks. Delicious. I spent way too much fucking money celebrating my infertility that night hahahaha.
So the next day I took it easy. I really didn’t feel all that great, it wasn’t totally a lie to dip from Josh’s. So I sat around watching hearthstone and shit until I got motivated to watch Becky’s favorite anime. Kyoukai no Kanata (beyond the boundary) had me fucking hooked instantly. Was really good, binge watched it until like 630am. Then slept most of today.
And at work earlier I finally beat that hearthstone challenge thing I was working on the past two weeks too. Fucking luckedddd out it was super satisfying because I was like actually hating it intensely hahaha.
So this week was fucking prime. Always feels cool to be getting up to story worthy shenanigans. Excited to see Becky again tomorrow.
Something something motivational signoff. <3
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get real personal1. Are looks important in a relationship? -nope2. Are relationships ever worth it? - absolutely3. Are you a virgin? - mhm4. Are you in a relationship? -hA no5. Are you in love? - no6. Are you single this year? - idk what this means but I see the word single so yes7. Can you commit to one person? - yep8. Describe your crush - I don't really have one anymore 9. Describe your perfect mate - kind, gentle, enjoys nature, likes takin candid photos, is an actual ray of sunshine, laughs at my jokes, doesn't talk to me condescendingly, compliments me but also is aware that I'm bad at taking compliments even though I appreciate them, etc10. Do you believe in love at first sight? - not really 11. Do you ever want to get married? - yeah probably if I found the right person but I wouldn't sweat it12. Do you forgive betrayal? - depends on how serious but not usually13. Do you get jealous easily? - kinda? Not really14. Do you have a crush on anyone? - no15. Do you have any piercings? - 4 in one ear, 3 in the other, soon to be 5 and 4 respectively 16. Do you have any tattoos? - no but I will someday17. Do you like kissing in public? - not personally but other pda isn't a problem 20. Do you shower every day? - yes21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? - nope22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? - no??23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? - yes24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? - nope25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? - y e s26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? - no27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? - no28. Have you ever been cheated on? - yeah? Idk it was all kinda weird bc I was a little younger29. Have you ever cheated on someone? - no30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? - I have not bc surgery scares me but I'd change literally everything lmao31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? - yes32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? - love is a strong word33. Have you ever had sex with a man? - n o34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? -no35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? -yeah36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? -no37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? - yeah38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? -nah39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? -yep40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? -no41. Have you had sex so far this year? -no42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? -um43. How long was your longest relationship? -ooh um 8 months I think44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? - 245. How many people did you kiss in 2012? - none I was basically a fetus46. How many times did you have sex last year? - n o n e47. How old are you? - 1548. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? - "I hope everything goes well with them!"49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? -I'm a small child "first true love" my ass51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? -not really 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? - yeah two people bc one made it clear that she thinks I'll just have her whenever it's convenient for her and the other one showed absolutely no interest in me whatsoever and I'm not really here for it53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? - no54. Is there someone you will never forget? - yea55. Share a relationship story. - one time my girlfriend kissed me and I hated it so much that I gagged and lied saying it was bc I'm not comfortable with kissing and I thought I was when in reality she just grossed me out and I didn't know what to do so I panicked56. State 8 facts about your body - um it's gross, everything's disproportional, I'm short, I dislike it, I have dry skin, my feet are a size 8, I have large hands, I have two ears57. Things you want to say to an ex - nobody gives a fuck about game grumps 58. What are five ways to win your heart? - buy me flowers!! - laugh at my jokes - be patient when I express self deprecating behavior instead of acting like I'm being stupid or I'm being ridiculous/exasperating by disliking myself59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) - unnecessary60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? - 3 years I think61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? - their laugh/sense of humor62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? - as far as """" sexy """" goes probably ear biting? 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? - something I do not want64. What is your definition of cheating? - idk?? going beyond flirting when there's some sort of chemistry between the two people I guess65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? - u m66. What is your favourite roleplay? - no67. What is your idea of the perfect date? - ah ok so we spend the day together then make little mini pizzas for dinner then we eat while watching a movie then we stargaze until one of us falls asleep and then it's time to go back inside and fall asleep next to each other 68. What is your sexual orientation? - gay as fuck69. What turns you off? - tomfoolery70. What turns you on? - science71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? - Christ almighty72. What words do you like to hear during sex? - forgive me father for I have sinned73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? - buy!! Me!! Flowers!! or literally just like ,, show unprompted interest in how I'm doing or smth idk I'm very easy to please74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? - probably eye color or hair cut, 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? - idk off the top of my head a lot of people do some swaggy shit76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? - I put together a Hella Rad ™ gift that would've gone greatly appreciated if someone *side eyes at myself* hadn't fucked it up 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? - as long as it's legal and one of the people isn't getting taken advantage of who cares really78. What’s your dirtiest secret? - not the dirtiest secret but a secret nonetheless is that I'm secretly afraid of frogs79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? - like yesterday lmao and bc I keep seeing pictures of all my friends with their significant other and it makes me want launch myself to the moon80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? - yesterday81. Who are five people you find attractive? -Jasmine jones -Renee Goldberry - Kristen Stewart - Madison Paige - ruby rose82. Who is the last person you hugged? - my mom83. Who was your first kiss with? - Olivia 84. Why did your last relationship fail? - among other things, id say the most prominent reason is that I'm not very good at relationships 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? -yeah
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