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not me playing soma for the first time and spending 5 mins in the break room rotating every lil food packet they have and deciding whether upsilon has good food or nah. i mean they have noodles and miso and spinach!! actual vegetable! they also have a food printer ...that’s some wild shit
#soma game#soma#i cant believe i never purchased the game#i love it so fucking much and#whilst i was gushing abt it#someone was like why don't u just buy the game and play for yourself?#me:....revolutionary idea holy shit#i didnt even get it on sale but it was just 20 usd#THATS FUCKIN CHEAP AS HELL#FOR STH SO PRICELESS#why did i not buy sooner SJDFKSJ#NO ONE ASKED BUT THE FOOD PRINTER IS CALLED MUNCH PRINT#THATS FUCKING CUTE AS HELL FAM
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“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here
#i’m doing my part!#i love men. so fucking much#mlm#nblm#achillean#gay#gay pride#gay yearning#gay mlm#mlm concept#mlm thoughts#mlm yearning#mlm love#why did this get so many notes. ok!!!! hi
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
#this is true#writeblr#warm up#relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes#amongst the Siblings#is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting#like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good#(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and#like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract#to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids#so like she was right to stock up#ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that#u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it#> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes#> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9#when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters#i am the middle child#out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite
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it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it
#he's so mean 2 me#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion#bg3 tav#these files were titled 'asstarion' on my computer#that'll show him#managed to redress my finger so i can draw#but seeing as this is my first time drawing asstarion i'm not gonna go full lineart and colour#it was fun though he's got a great face#hate drawing his hair though#sorry you don't want to fuck me astarion#sorry you don't have good taste 😤#also i gave my tav pure black eyes and now every time he frowns it looks like he's got these big puppydog eyes i love him so much
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Ugh. Literally just let her go home???
#‘can we be done now?’ in the middle of the final battle is the best thing ever#I love her so much#Ruben does actually have a juice on him for this#btw#not jace though#that fucking dick.#mary ann skuttle#best character ever made#jace stardiamond#the rat grinders#d20#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fh#fantasy high fanart#fhjy#d20 fhjy#fhjy spoilers#not really spoilers but like#being safe about it#fhjy fanart#fantasy high junior year#finals are kicking my ASS. this is all I’ve got.#undescribed#my art
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i cant with this fucking cat, chat
#fanart#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#cursed cat alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#stupid cat#nifty hazbin hotel#hazbin nifty#hazbin art#i love them so much#get this fucking cat AWAY FROM ME#i need to throw him off a building#affectionately
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HUGE fucking kudos to Ryoko Kui for creating a cat girl who is ACTUALLY A CAT GIRL
#dreamer talks#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#ryoko kui#izutsumi#i love her so much#she's so fucking funny#and so rude#what an icon
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Me, reading GTN for the first time, biased for the Gideon POV narration: why everyone is so mean to Gideon why arent they befriending her when she is so cool???
Gideon most of the book:
"Gonna spend my time not talking and standing in the shadows full in black"
#im relistening to the audiobook now paying more attention now that i know Whats Going On more#and 1st time i was just like loving gideon so so much#but now i appreciate more how fucking akwkward she is and how scary she probably seems ogkfkfkd#gideon nav#gideon the ninth#the locked tomb#camilla hect#palamedes sextus#the sixth house
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Do You Love The Color Of The 413?
#HOMESTUCK#413#HOMESTUCK 413#john egbert#dave strider#rose lalonde#jade harley#vriska#kanaya#terezi#karkat#HAPPY 413 YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!#THIS TOOK ME 4 DAYS PLEASE LOVE IT#AHHHHHHH IVE NEVER MADE ANYTHING THIS BIG BEFORE#IT'S NOT AS FINISHED AS ID LIKE- LIKE I USED A LOT OF JUST MULTIPLICITY LAYERS FOR SHADING BUT#I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME LMAO#ALSO IM PRETTY SURE TUMBLR WILL EAT THE QUALITY SO PLEASE CLICK TO ZOOM LOL#ART#MY ART#heavens. i dont know if i should tag all the characters?#ill only tag the bigger characters i guess#since so many are in there#it's supposed to be transparent and not black#but apparently tumblr will turn transparency white if the photo is too large#fucking great
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barry keoghan u lil freak i love u so much
#saltburn#barry keoghan#jacob elordi#oliver quick#felix catton#saltburn is ultimately a fucked up lil story about obsession and i love it so so much#the fact that barry improved the grave scene too just rubs my brain the right way#cause as i was sitting there i was like wow i hope he fucks the freshly turned soil#and he did#!!!#insane
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a lover's eye for each romanceable companion in bg3 ♡
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#digital art#artists on tumblr#digital artist#wyll ravengard#shadowheart#karlach#halsin#minthara banere#lae'zel#gale dekarios#astarion#my art#fanart#i love this game so fucking much wtfffff#wyll i love you sm oh my god
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We are all dogs
In a really hot car
#caninekin#canine therian#canine kin#therian#dog therian#otherkin#alterhuman#therianthropy#I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH EHAHA#MY MOM SENT THIS TO ME WTF
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I WAS MADE FOR YOU // YOU WERE MADE FOR ME
#ultrakill#earthmover#1000-THR#v1#violence layer#god. they mean so much to me#what the FUCK is up with the violence layer#theres so much shit. its so good. ohhhmyyy gggggg#their dynamic is insane to me. i cant just make one piece#gen art#object loving object...#weapon4weapon.........#take this comic as you will though#it is meant to be taken both seriously and thematically while also having that. little sprinkle of oh. doomed yaoi/yuri. you get it#by 'i have never wanted anything more' it was mainly to describe v1s instict to take the earthmover down and kill it-#but it can mean whatever you want it to mean
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literally all I could think about when they interacted like 2 times
#I fucking love them so much#fnaf#fnaf fandom#fnaf fanart#art#fnaf art#ruin spoilers#fnaf security breach#security breach#fnaf spoilers#spoilers#video games#roxanne wolf#fnaf cassie#ruin cassie#fnaf ruin#ruin dlc
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I want to dominate you, but in the sweetest, most loving way possible. I want to shower you with praise and attention. I want to play with you in front of a mirror so you can see all the cute faces you make while I compliment your body. I want to tease you and make you feel so good that you are begging me to fuck you. I want to hear your sweet voice call out for me as I slowly push my strap inside you. I want to call you sweet names and praise you for how well you're taking me. And when you cum, I want you to cum for me and only me 💋
#dom mommy#fem domme#lesbian dom#dom/sub#dom wlw#femme dom#pleasure dom#domminatrix#praise k!nk#praise me#lesbian#lesbian sex#strappon#str@p#i love cute mascs so fucking much <3#femme lesbian#femme4masc#mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry#female dominance#trans masc#transmasc nsft#trans man#trans nsft
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found a pillager outpost in a cherry grove so i remade it in pink
#bell.txt#bell plays minecraft#this was so fun i fucking love pink#not crazy about the unstripped logs i feel like they dont go with much else#but well see ill fiddle with them more#banger posts
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