Yelling contest in the tubie nursery.

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I'VE DREAMED OF TIMES LIKE THESE

New Wynonna Earp in the year of our lord 2024. I almost can't believe it 😭

Keanu Reeves Me and Will (1999)

Who TF Did I Marry? is literally the first and probably only TikTok story I’ve ever been invested in to the point that I’ve rewatched it several times now 😭 it’s both very hilarious and extremely sad based on how relatable this situation is to those that have been unlucky in love. ReesaTeesa went through a lot within a years time and is now having the ghosts of her past comeback to her in this ongoing saga. It’s like the Zola of 2024 (never watched that movie but I’ve heard a lot about it).

Whoever chose this photo for Hannibal on Tubi is most definitely a Fannibal! It cracks me up every time!

i need content of codywan that just started working together like the first few months where their dynamic is cody barely resisting the urge to strangle his general and obi wan being like. already fucking head over heels for him.

like cody was expecting someone highly impressive based on his records so he obviously is excited to work with him cause his batchmates already met him on kamino and genosis and they all liked him which was, looking back, probably a prank on codys sanity and his bastard gremlin vode were absulately dying laughing at him. anyway so he obviously has high expectations and then this slutty "hello there" mf turns up with no self-preservation whatsoever, a feral demon child of a padawan, half the republic tailing him for every bullshit imaginable and beef with EVERY SINGLE SITH EVER???? WHICH HE SOLVES BY ???? FUCKING FLIRTING WITH THEM????? so you can imagine codys not having a great time.

meanwhile, obi wan daydreams about cody constantly. draws up their wedding invitations before even meeting him. praises him every opportunity he gets. kicks his feet and giggles about codys sarcastic comments ABOUT HIM while being in a room with CODY. stops talking in the middle of his sentence when he spots cody across the room and waves at him with the biggest smile possible. sets up regular sparring practices with the vode just so he MIGHT have an opportunity to be close to cody. labels the time when cody accidentally fell on him because of an explosion and touched his lips for 0.00001 milliseconds as their first kiss and gossips about it to quinlan. calls bant regularly to update her on everything cody does ever. buys every kind of tea and caf he can afford as an excuse to talk to cody and go into his courters. flirts with cody 24/7 and blushes tomato red when cody smirks at him and thinks about it so much he constantly walks into walls and tables and chairs and shinies and. breaks a table after cody stubs his toe into it. passes the fuck out when cody carries him this one (1) time, not bc of blood loss or anything simply too much attraction. constantly searches the force for codys signature even when they're not in the same system. calls him disgustingly sappy petnames in every other sentence. corners all of codys batchmates and asks thousands of questions about cody bc he cannot get them out of the man for the life of him and yes, wolffe, he absulately will die without knowing codys favorite color what kind of question is that. cody smiles once a month and obi wan thanks him everytime. cody hands him back his lightsaber for the first time and he proposes, loudly, cody ignores him completely and walks away. convinces anakin and ahsoka to drop "subtle" hints that he would be a good husband.

and everyone around them is having the time of their life watching codys right eye twitch whenever he's in a room with kenobi long enough while the man himself doesn't take his eyes off the commander during the entire 4 hour meeting and blushes everytime cody looks at him without a fail. cody barely refrains from throwing his datapad at his general when he suggests some self-sacrificing bullshit again.

it's truly like:

obi wan, beaming and eyes possibly gleaming with adoration: hello there, cody. how are you today?

cody, grinding his teeth together: fine, sir. wanted to talk to you about this report cause it's seems to be mistaken. surely, you're not thinking of blowing yourself up just so that TWO man, who are not even in any immediate danger whatsoever, can escape. right?

obi wan, brightening even further bc he loves their daily "banter": oh but of course, my dear, they're valuable men and anyway, i promised anakin he'd get to use the explosives this time.

cody, right eye starting to twitch horribly: right, of course, stupid of me to ask. one more thing, general, you wouldn't decommission me for anything i do, would you, sir ?

obi wan: what– darling, of course not. why would you–

cody: alright then [punches obi wan then walks away]

obi wan:

obi wan: i'm so in love with that man.

it's said that to this day obi wan still giggles in the most inappropriate times about that punch because cody was SO HANDSOME YOU DONT GET IT MACE THE LIGHT HIT HIM JUST RIGHT AND–

anyway codys hatred lasts till obi wan saves rex by putting himself in danger and when they get back, both bruised and bloody but amazingly alive and obi wan smiles at him like he always does with rex draped across his scarred shoulder, something in cody just settles and thinks. oh. oh. so this is what bly was talking about.

Last Man Hayden has an extra layer of sexiness to him 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Every time I gif/post about it, I feel like I have to add a disclaimer that The Last Man is a really terrible movie, like unwatchably bad. But dammit if Hayden's not hotter than he has any right to be in it

(Little preview of the better quality spicy gifs I’m working on)

I’d never thought I’d see the day were I wanted two dogs to get together 🧍‍♂️yet here I am rewatching an old show that I loved when I was younger.

is tubi making seinfeld parody jokes while not actually having seinfeld

The Unkillable ‘Wynonna Earp’ Will Return for One Last Ride | Vanity Fair

Yes! Bring them back to me please!

More eggbo/tubbegg(Tubi)

DINO HOODIE

Going through the horror and sci-fi sections of Tubi is a different experience because I’ll see a highly regarded classic that fundamentally changed the genre and influenced the way we think of sci-fi and horror today and then next to it I’ll see a random no budget B-movie that was nearly totally destroyed in like 1972 that all of 50 people have seen

holy shit i just had a brain blast. i just remembered that i had a dream today that in s3 of good omens crowley got a new boyfriend and Aziraphale just had to. watch? it didn't make a lot of sense HOLY SHIT I WATCHED WILDE LAST NIGHT

MY BRAIN RECREATED THE BROTHEL(?) SCENE BUT WITH THEM. and i remember the fandom was like what the HELL was that. but no one was talking about how it was stolen directly from Wilde???

like it was this exact scene and az was in Oscar's position and people were like crowley would not fucking say do that

A look into my sick and twisted mind